Title:           And Everything Nice Pt. 1
Author:          Th3seus
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First Edit:      Monday 18th of February 2013 10:25:44 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 18th of February 2013 10:25:44 PM CDT

>Wow, talk about not being in Kansas anymore
>Your nice, solitary walk through the woods seems to have taken a turn for the worse
>You know these woods so well, and yet…
>Well, here you are, lost
>You never thought anything like this could happen
>The trunks of these trees look so unfamiliar
>And… colorful
>…why is that?
>You look up to the treetops
>No light is coming through
Why is it so dark…?
>You shrug it off
>People have called you a bit of an optimist before
>So you don’t feel all that worried
If I keep walking… I’ll find someone.
>A boom of thunder echoes from above you
>You glance up once more
>Thick raindrops start pouring down from above
>The static-like sound of water hitting leaves bursts into the air around you
>You don’t even try to get under cover
>It’s pointless
>You sigh a deep sigh
>Soon, you’re completely soaked
>The water has drenched your clothes, and your shirt is sticking to your chest
Oh no…
>You grip your shirt by the collar and lift it up a bit, trying to unstick your tight article of clothing from your body
>But each freeing tug is only proved meaningless as the water soaks it once more
>You give up
>You jam your hands in your pocket and pick up the pace
>Glancing down at your feet, you stride widely
>This is starting to really suck…
>You raise your eyes in front of you again
>…there
>In the distance
>You think you see…
>…yeah
>It’s an opening through the vines and trees
>A wide smile graces your face
>You head toward it, the opening growing closer and closer
>Until finally, you pass through it
>And stand out in a wide, open field
>Without the trees dropping large, monstrous drops on you, the rain lightens up
>You look around
>…It’s bittersweet
>Yeah, you’re out of the woods
>But…
>Where exactly are you?
>You brush the long strands of soaking wet hair away from your eyes
>Then cup your hands around your hair, fling your head back, and swing your hair back with it
>That ought to keep that annoying wet mop on your head from getting in the way
>Now…
>Your location…
>You ponder for a moment…
>…then, you hear a faint voice
>…it’s the voice of a girl
>She’s out somewhere in the field
>You snap your ears to full attention
>You start taking long steps into the meadow
Hey!
>You call out
>No response
>You break into a jog, following the voice
>It gets louder
>”…Mr. Groundhog’s home… can’t have it flood… need to hurry and…”
>She’s close enough to make out
Hey! Excuse me!
>You call once more
>The voice stops
>”H-Hello…?”
Yes, hello! Over here!
>She’s just behind this hill
>You begin to climb over it
Yes, look. I don’t mean to interrupt or be a burden or anything…
>You get to the top
But I just need to—
>You lock eyes with something…
>…some small, yellow horse thing
>Your eyes widen
>Its eyes widen
>You’re speechless
>What is that thing…?
>Where’s… the girl…?
Umm…
>You mutter, not sure what else to say
>”Wh-What are you…?”
>Your mouth gapes, and you take a step back in shock
W-Wait… oh my God, did you just—
>”Oh my… are you—
Talk!? [spoiler] [/spoiler] >Talking!?
>You both say in unison
>You’re overcome with surprise
>It talks…? What could it be…?
>”Were… were you the one calling to me…?” she says, very meekly
>You brush the long, wet hair from your face nervously
>And re-adjust your soaked, gripping shirt from your curved body
Y-Yeah… were you the… girl I heard?
>”I… I think so…”
>You both sit in silence for a while
>She can’t take her eyes off of you
>She looks so… fascinated…
>”I-I’m Fluttershy, by the way…” she mutters nervously
>You nod at her, still not sure what to think
>”Do… do you have a name…?”
>You nervously put your hands in your pockets
Yeah, I do…
>This is so bizarre…
…Femanon.
 
>You sit uncomfortably on Fluttershy’s couch, tapping your knees with your hands
>This is a dream, right?
>This has to be a dream
>But…
>You remember stepping into the woods so clearly
>There was a fluid transition to this… place
>Equestria, was it?
>Fluttershy had filled you in on your walk over
>This land, Equestria, was inhabited almost entirely by these… p0nies
>Humans don’t even exist
>And you’re right outside the town of… P0nyville…
>Fucking
>Insane
>”Um, Femanon…” you hear from the kitchen
>Fluttershy flutters over with a cup of tea in her hand
>”I… I made you some tea, in case you wanted some…”
>You glance over to her and raise your eyebrow
Alright…
>You say, taking the cup
Thanks…
>She flaps over to the couch and sits down with you
>You take a sip of your hot beverage
>…yeah, it’s pretty good
>You look over to Fluttershy
>She’s completely entranced by you
>…how awkward
>You glance around the cottage
This is, uh… a pretty nice place you have here, Fluttershy.
>She perks up to you initiating conversation
>”Oh, thank you! I share it with all of my animal friends.”
Animal friends, huh…?
>You take another sip
Are you a, um… caretaker or something?
>Her eyes are sparkling
>”Yes! I am!”
Cool… cool…
>You put the cup down and tap your fingers against your side
>You’re not socially awkward or anything, but…
>…this is one awkward conversation
>”So, um…” she says, speaking up
>You turn to her
>”I thought maybe you could… tell me a little bit… about you…?”
>You study her face
>Is she… blushing?
Liiiike what…?
>”Well! Um… your voice… it sounds like… are you a… girl?”
>You stare at her for a bit
Yes…?
>Could she not tell?
>Well…
>If she had never seen a human before, you suppose she’d have no way of telling
Yeah,
>You reiterate
I’m a girl. See?
>You grab your chest and grip your breasts
All woman.
>You laugh a little
>She looks at you with the most puzzled expression
>”…what are those?”
…what do you mean? They’re my—
>The same thought hits you again
Oh. They’re my… boobs. You know, breasts. All girls… have them… right…?
>You don’t seem to notice any on her
>She shakes her head
>”Nop0ny I know of has… ‘boobs.’ What are they for?”
>She looks at them a little intently
>”They look… bouncy,” she smiles a little, “are they… fun to play with?”
>You blush a little
Um… depends on who’s playing with them, I guess…
>You kind of cross your arms over your chest
Well, they’re for… I dunno, exactly. When you have kids, you get milk in ‘em, and you breastfeed through ‘em.
>Her eyes widen
>”Oh! Are those where your…”
>She blushes a little
>”Nipples are…?” she says in a whisper
>You laugh a little awkwardly
Yeah, they’d be there.
>She nods
>”Well, why are you hiding them?”
>What?
What do you mean…?
>”I mean, why are you wearing clothes all the time…?”
>You glance to her
>… you never noticed it
>But… you guess she’s naked
Because… well, my boobs are private. Nobody needs to see them.
>Fluttershy nods a bit
>”And, well, if you’re a girl and have nipples… does that mean you have a…”
>She blushes
>You raise your eyebrow at her
A what?
>She mumbles something
A… vagina?
>She darts her eyes away, smiling, and blushing furiously
>You kind of groan to yourself
Yes, Fluttershy. I have a vagina covered by my clothes too. Look—
>You shake your hands in the air
This is a little awkward for me. We don’t need to be talking about my private areas when we’ve just met. Right?
>Her eyes widen, in fear of having offended you
>”Oh NO Femanon, I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was such a sensitive subject!”
It’s not really. Just a little… you know, private. And embarrassing.
>She nods
>”Okay, I’m sorry. No more questions about your body,” she says smiling
>You feel a little relieved
Thanks Fluttershy.
>You take your final sip of tea, and place it down on the counter
>You glance out the window
>It’s pretty late
>Maybe you should be getting back
>…but could you even get back?
>The woods are dangerous according to Fluttershy…
>...you may be stuck here for a while
Hey, Fluttershy,
>You start
You think it’d be okay if I… crashed here for the night?
>Her face beams into a grand smile
>”Oh Femanon, that’d be perfect!”
>…perfect?
…great. Thanks.
>”Not a problem!”
>She’s still beaming
>”I can make extra room in my bed for you!”
>…in her bed?
>You’d be fine with the couch…
>…well, as long as she’s offering
Alright, that sounds manageable.
>You both head upstairs and get ready for bed
>Fluttershy, like usual, doesn’t wear anything
>You don’t have your PJs with you
>So you just make due with taking off your pants
>You were kind of hesitant to at first
>Sharing the bed with this… p0ny
>And privacy and whatnot
>Without pants
>…but heck, she seems sweet enough
>And she’s a girl anyway
>As long as you ain’t nude
>Fluttershy slides in the bed and tucks herself in nicely
>You follow suit, the bed being a tad smaller than your own one
>She kind of snuggles a little bit into you
>You almost object… but it’s actually kind of cozy
>So you just accept it, and drift off into the world of dreams…
 
[spoiler]>”But… I don’t like girls…”
>”I don’t…”
>”I don’t like girls… I’m…”
>”…normal.”[/spoiler]
 
>You creak open your eyes as the morning sun bleeds through the window
>You sit yourself up in bed
>Fluttershy’s not there
>You listen intently, hearing clinking and clanking downstairs
>Swinging your legs around the bed, you slide your tight jeans back on and head down the stairs
>Fluttershy is frantically messing around the kitchen
Hey… good morning Fluttershy.
>She turns to you
>And blushes
>”Oh, good morning Femanon…”
>Something’s bothering her…
What’s up?
>”Well… oh, this is so embarrassing…”
>She twiddles her hooves together
>”I wanted to surprise you with a big breakfast, but… well, it seems I don’t have anything to actually serve…”
>You walk into the room and sit down at the table
Huh… that’s a shame.
>Your stomach growls a little bit
Don’t worry about it though. Anywhere else we can grab some food?
>She looks up to you
>”Well, we can go into town… a friend of mine works at a restaurant we could eat at…”
>A restaurant…
>…well, you do need food
>Hopefully these p0nies will be okay with you walking around…
Yeah, that sounds good to me.
>You and Fluttershy leave the cottage and head towards town
>The small village-like P0nyville comes into view
>All different kinds of p0nies are about doing their daily business
>You gather more than a few awkward stares
>You brush the hair from your face and tilt your head down, trying to hide your blushing cheeks
They’re… they’re all staring at me…
>”Oh, I’m sure they’re just confused. They’ve never seen a human before.”
>You look to her and smile
I know, it’s just… a little weird…
>Soon, you encounter a large, candy-like building
>As you enter, and the bell rings, the p0nies inside take a glance to see who’s come in
>A fine hush of whispers breaks out in the room
>You hide behind your hair a bit
Um… just here to get some… food.
>You say to the crowd
>They all gasp
>You laugh nervously
>Oh man…
>This awkwardness…
>You and Fluttershy grab a seat
>You tap your fingers on the table as you wait
>…maybe this was a bad idea
>You stare out a window, trying to ignore the eyes burrowing into you
>…they’re just curious
>”Hey there, girlie, you’re looking a little glum…” you hear from your side
>…girlie?
>How did…?
>You turn your head
>You see a pink colored, pink maned p0ny gleefully smiling at you
>”No need to be sad when ol’ Pinkie is here to cheer you up!”
>You don’t take your eyes off of her
>She’s just so… cheerful
>It’s… nice
>”Femanon, this is my friend Pinkie Pie,” Fluttershy introduces
>”Nice to meet you, Emmy!”
>Emmy…?
>She places a tray of cupcakes down on the table
>This p0ny…
>…she’s alright
>You feel a weight from your chest lift
>You take a cupcake and bite into it
Nice to meet you too, Pinkie Pie.
>She grins
>”So why lookin’ so sad?”
>You take another bite of your cupcake
Just… nervous. Everyone seems to be eyeing me out.
>”I told her they’re just not used to seeing somep0ny like her…” Fluttershy chimes in
>”Yeah!” Pinkie agrees, “They just have to get used to you, that’s all!”
>She gasps
>”Hey! I know a way we can get everyone comfortable with you!”
>You crack a smile
And what’s that, Pinkie?
>”A PARTY!!” she cheers as she throws her front hooves into the air
>Everyone in the restaurant looks over to your table
>But… you don’t care all that much anymore
>You giggle
Actually… a party sounds like it could be pretty fun.
>”I KNOW!! We should TOTALLY plan one! Like, right now!”
>She bolts her head over to Fluttershy
>”Can Emmy and I hang out today and plan a party!?”
>You look over to Fluttershy
>Do you really need her permission…?
>She just gave you a place to sleep the first night, that’s all…
>Fluttershy puts a grin on
>”Oh… sure, that sounds lovely…”
>You giggle a little
>Walking into town this morning felt absolutely off
>Misplaced
>But these girls…
>They’re so kind and cheerful
>It really warms your heart
>”GREAT!”
>She springs up and own in place
>”Emmy! Do you like baking!?”
>Baking?
>Like, cakes and cookies and stuff?
>You giggle aloud
Actually, I love baking, Pinkie.
>She squees in joy
>”THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY EVER!”
>You giggle again, covering your mouth
>You don’t even care about the stares anymore
>This could actually be pretty fun…
 
End of Part 1