Title:           Thread bumper
Author:          TexAnon
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First Edit:      Sunday 18th of November 2012 01:31:16 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 18th of November 2012 01:31:16 AM CDT

>Be Anon
>Pinkie put hot sauce on your cupcake before giving it to you
>She watches with MASSIVE anticipation as the cupcake performs docking procedures with your mouth.
"Shit, almost forgot."
>Pull bottle of Tabasco sauce out of your pocket
>Empty it on your cupcake
>Eat it all in one bite
>Look at pinkie in the eye
"Needs more habanero."
>She NOOOs like Darth Vader
>Go home
>Farts leave blood stains on your underwear for 2 days after
"Worth it."
>Today was a chipotle-away day