Title:           Another bumper
Author:          TexAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/1jHByEGJ
First Edit:      Friday 23rd of November 2012 09:21:51 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 23rd of November 2012 09:21:51 PM CDT

>Day high fashion in Equestria
>You and Rarity were going about the boutique discussing fashion trends.
>Well you were just listening in and giving your occasional opinion.
>Here's one now!
"Rarity, everyp0ny should wear socks, always." 
>She gasps audibly while a light blush cuts across her cheeks.
>"Why should we go about in lingerie? Do you take us for exhibitionists!?!" She says, the shock apparent in her voice.
>Pony socks are lingerie?
"But I thought wearing socks was just one of those adorable things you ponies do..." you think for a moment "So that picture spike has of you wearing socks-"
>"He has WHAT!?!"
>Lol fap material
"I helped twilight clean up the other day after one of pinkies parties and I found that picture of you in his pillow case when I pulled it out of the fridge."
>Oh pinkie parties, you so crazy.
>Gross, he's probably fapped to it
"Gross, he's probably fapped to it."
>Rarity seems disgusted by that mental image
>"I thought his admiration was cute at first but this is sick. Anonymous, please procure that photo while I have a little TALK with spike."
"Uh sure, what should I do with it?"
>She looks at you with half lidded eyes.
>"Be a dear and destroy it for me. Then when I return, if you'd like we could take some more pictures later." she says as she trots out of the boutique leaving you there with pants that were noticeably tighter than they were a minute ago.
>Man fuck spike, today is gonna be a marshmallow stuffing day.