Title:           A Rainbow Pony on the Couch, Episode 6 [smut]
Author:          Storm-mlp
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/WiMRGnBA
First Edit:      Monday 26th of January 2015 06:07:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 11th of April 2015 10:07:38 AM CDT

>a few hours later, the carriage arrives at a luxury resort up in Neighagra Falls
>a hotel assistant opens the carriage doors and escort you and Rainbow Dash into the resort
>it was a majestic marble and stone palace, the lobby itself was like a castle
>you and Dash meet with the attendance clerk, an aged unicorn with a lime colored mane and peach fur
>"Oh, Hello. Welcome to the Neighagra Falls Chariot Luxury Resort and Spa, checking in?"
"Yes, Mr. and Mrs. Mous?"
>she searches through tons of note cards on a rack, too bad they still don't have modern electronics like you did
>"Mous... Mous... Oh yes, here you are!"
>she levitates the card out of the rack and hands it to you
>she turns around from the desk and pulls a key off a wall of hangers
>"Here you go, room 235."
>you take the key and note card
>"If you need anything at all, call the front desk dearie."
"Thank you."
>you stuff the key and card into your suit pocket
>you and Dash start to walk out of the lobby
>"Oh, and Mr. Mous?"
"Yes?"
>she smiles
>"...Congratulations!"
>Rainbow Dash blushes, and all you could do was chuckle and hold her hoof as you walked to your hotel room
 
"233, 234... 235!"
>you found the room reserved just for you and Rainbow, courtesy of her friends
>a whole week of just you and her... the one pony you met, loved, and married...
>you unlock the door with the key, and had to duck under it to get through
>the room itself was fit for a king and then some
>RD:"Wow Anon! This is so awesome!!!"
>still young at heart, that was one of the things you loved about her the most
>the bed was gigantic, too big for pony standards, must be why they chose it for you
>you take off your shoes, untie the tie, etc.
>Rainbow takes off her flower crown given to her by Fluttershy and places it on a dresser-drawer
>she notices a large window blind covering a sliding door, and pulls it back
>RD:"*gasp!* Anon, look!"
>outside of the glass door was the mighty, majestic twin waterfalls pouring out from the mountains
>you open the door and Rainbow follows you out
>the roar of the rushing water could be heard thousands of feet away
"Wow..."
>RD:"Wow..."
>you sat down in a deck chair on the balcony, and Rainbow sits next to you
>you wrap your arm around her back, and stroke her mane slowly while listening to the falls
>RD:"I'm so happy we're together now, Anon..."
>you turn to look into her big purple eyes
"Me too, Rainbow."
>you move her close to you, and kiss
 
>*knock knock knock*
>you break the kiss with Rainbow
>...
>*knock knock knock*
>"Um, hello? Mr. and Mrs. Mous? We brought your luggage!"
>a young colt's voice sounded from the front door
"Oh, right..."
>you look back at Rainbow, disappointed
>RD:"Its okay, we'll get back to this later..."
>you walk back and open the door
>two fairly young unicorns in hotel uniform were standing with a cart full of luggage
>"Oh, I told you this was the right room, Snips."
>"Whatever Snails. *ahem* Afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Mous."
"Um.. Hello. Just right in here, thanks."
>the two push the cart through the door and unload the bags onto the floor
>one of them levitates a bag off the top, but unexpectedly tips over another suitcase
>"WOAH!"
>crash, comes tumbling down the last of the luggage
>you run over and help him off the ground
"You okay?"
>"Ow, yeah... I think so."
>RD:"You know guys, I think me and Anon handle it from here."
"Yeah, its no problem."
>"R-really?"
>"You're not gonna report us, are you?"
"Why would we? It was an accident-"
>"OH THANK YOU, MR. ANON!"
>the orange one starts to bow at your feet, followed by the gray one
>"PLEASE SIR IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!"
"Guys! Please, calm down."
>they look up from their sobbing
"Nobody's reporting anybody. Now run along, the missus and I are fine, really."
>"*sniff* T-thank you, Mr. Anon."
>"Y-yeah, t-thanks."
>they head out of the door
"...Hey, guys."
>the colts look back quizzically
>you pull two shiny bits from your pocket
"Here, for your troubles."
>you flick the coins at them, which they both catch with their magic
>"Wow! Really?!"
>you nod
>"Thanks Mr. Anon!"
>"Yeah, Thanks!"
>they gallop off down the hallway excitedly
 
>RD:"Hey Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>RD:"Could you help me outta this thing? Its really *grunt* hard to walk around in."
"Sure Dash, let me-... find the -... zipper..."
>your hand fished around the back of her dress
>her wedding gown was really fluffy and odd shaped, like a cloud almost
>RD:"Ahaha! Anon! That tickles!!"
>you finally felt the metal tip of the zipper
>you pull it down the full length, releasing Dash from it's grasp
>she stretches her wings, and helps you fold away the gown
>RD:"Now then..."
>she floats up and grabs you by the shoulders
>RD:"Where were we?"
 
===
 
>you undressed from your formal wear and now wore a more casual nightshirt
>Rainbow was lying on the bed, waiting for you
>*knock knock knock*
>"Room service!"
>you answer the door
>outside was a butler with a small cart with small horderves and a bottle of wine
>"As you requested?"
"Yes, that's perfect."
>"Very good sir, enjoy."
>the butler leaves
>you wheel the cart into the room and to the bed
>RD:"Ooooh, Anon, you're soooo fancy! *giggle*"
"Shut up!"
>RD:"Anon, I'm kidding! This is really sweet, though."
>you roll your eyes at her
>you climb into bed, and snuggle up with her
"Let's see whats on, shall we?"
>grabbing the remote, you click on the television
>it was in black and white, but you didn't mind
>you surfed through the channels, until Rainbow speaks up
>RD:"Waitwaitwait! Go back one!"
>you flip back a channel, and the opening titles for a movie rolled on the screen
"The Little Glass Slipper?"
>RD:"Yeah, I used to watch this movie when I was a filly. It's my favorite story."
>apparently it was Equestria's version of "Cinderella", you were surprised that of all the ponies, it was Rainbow Dash who liked the princess tale
"Want anything?"
>you point to the cart
>RD:"Got any strawberries?"
"Yep."
>you lift a plate of the red fruit over to her
>her face just screamed 'aw yiss!'
>you brought over two slender glasses, then the wine bottle
>you take a corkscrew and pop it open
>the movie starts to narrate the intro to the story
>RD:"Hurry Anon, its starting!"
>you pour her glass full of the luscious drink, then one for yourself
>you hold out your glass
>Rainbow holds hers out as well
"To us, and all the years ahead."
>RD:"And may they last forever."
>*clink*
>you both take a sip of your glasses
>she pops a little berry in her mouth, and you turn up the volume from the remote
 
>...
>you slowly wake up to the surroundings of the room
>Rainbow is cuddling up next to you fast asleep
>both of must have passed out during the movie
>the tv now was playing some infomercial, so you go ahead and turn it off
>the light outside the window was now completely dark
"*guh*... how long was that movie...?"
>you look over to the clock on your nightstand, though it was blocked by a familiar looking bottle
>you pick it up, rather easily
"Empty..."
>you look around for the drinking glasses
>Rainbow's glass was on her nightstand, you had no idea where yours went
"Oh whatever..."
>you put the wine bottle back on the cart, with a noticeable clatter of glass on metal
>RD:"hmmmnh... *snore*"
>shit, you almost woke her up
>you give the cart a shove so it rolled far enough from the bed
>you remembered to look at the clock
"Fuck... I need to get some sleep..."
>you flick off the lamp, then roll over back to Rainbow
>you scooch closer and wrap your arm around her
>then you pass out, again...
 
>*riiiiiiiiiinnnnng-*
>you tap the little hammer on the alarm clock
"*yawn*..."
>8:00am
>well, at least you felt better than last night
>your head felt a little hungover though
>you felt a rustling coming from your side
>RD:"Mmh... Anon?"
"Morning sleepy head."
>you kiss her on the forehead
>RD:"What *yaaaawn* time is it?"
"About eight o'clock."
>RD:"Aw..."'
>she buries her face into your chest
>RD:"I don't wanna get up."
>you couldn't help but smile
>you lift up her head to where it met yours
"I didn't say we -had- to get up just yet."
>she giggles, and you both lean into another kiss
>her lips tasted like strawberries, which reminded you of last night
"Hey Dash... what happened after the movie last night?"
>RD:"Well...I remember when we got to the scene where Crystal Sprinkles-"
>i.e. the Equestrian alter-ego of Cinderella
>RD:"-lost her slipper on the stairway, and then I fell asleep. I think you were still awake though."
"Well, I don't remember much either, that wine was pretty strong."
>RD:"...I do remember you finishing off the bottle."
"...Oh."
>her tongue is sticking out while she tries not to laugh
>you poke at her nose with yours
>RD:"*gah!* Hey!"
"What? Hahaha."
>she curls up even more, her head now buried between your neck
>you can feel your heartbeat against her temple
>RD:"*sigh* I love you..."
>you kiss her on the head
"I love you too."
>RD:"...Can we stay for five more minutes?"
"...Sure Rainbow, sure."
>she wiggles under the covers trying to get comfy
>you roll onto your side and spoon with her, and hold her closely
 
===
 
>*knock knock*
>you snap awake
>"Housekeeping!"
>you roll back over to look at the clock
>11:24
>shit, the checkout time was at 11am
"Crap, Rainbow, wake up."
>you shake her on the shoulder
>RD:"Huh.. what?"
>the mare outside the door knocks again
"Just a sec!"
>"Mr. Mous the checkout time was at-"
"Eleven I know!"
>you and Dash hop out of bed, you frantically throw on a pair of clothes while she went to freshen up in the bathroom
 
>5 minutes later, you and Rainbow open the door to a grey colored pegasus in a maid outfit
"Sorry about that, we're off now."
>the maid just rolls her eyes and sighs, then pushes her trolley full of cleaning supplies into the room
"Well Rainbow, now what do you want to do?"
>she ponders, rubbing her hoof on her chin
>RD:"Wanna go look at the falls?"
"Sure! Let's do it."
>RD:"Great!"
 
>about a 15 minute walk up the hill-winding road, was the little town overlooking the falls
>also, was something you never expected to see in Equestria
>you point towards the mammoth object
"Dash, is that a-"
>RD:"Zeppelin? Yup. Fastest way to travel for non-pegasai!"
>the massive balloon craft was white with purple support structures around it
>a line of ponies were waiting to get on
>on the ship's side was the name 'Aurora'
"Wow... It's fricken huge."
>RD:"One of -the- biggest."
"You mean there's more?"
>RD:"Oh yeah, Equestria is known for its zeppelin air travel."
>you could see the craft stretch lengthwise for more than a hundred feet
>RD:"It flies around the falls, wanna go?"
"...Oh what the hell, sure."
>RD:"Awesome! I'll get the tickets, you stay in line okay?"
>she zips off through the air
>you exhale, and walk towards the end of the queue
>when you grab your spot, something familiar catches your eye
>at the end of a street corner, was a little red telephone box...
"Excuse me?"
>you get the attention of a pony in front of you
>he turns around from a conversation he was having
>"Yes?"
"Um, can you hold this spot for me?"
>"Sure pal."
"Thanks, I'll be right back."
>you move out from the line and walk down to the box
>you looked all over it, same height, same color
>you knocked on the door, ...no answer
>grabbing the handle, you slide the door open
"..Time Turner?"
>to your disappointment, all that was inside the box was a rotary telephone and a yellow-page book
>you just stand in the door frame, looking into the small box
>a voice called out for you
>RD:"Anon? Anon!"
"Huh?!"
>you turn around to see a blue pegasus floating behind you
>RD:"What are you doing here-"
>she recognized the phone box, and looks inside
>RD:"Oh... you thought it was him?"
>she lands on the ground beside you
"...Yeah."
>RD:"...Well, I got the tickets, but now we won't make the ride-"
"It's fine, I got somepony to hold a spot for me."
>RD:"Oh... okay."
>you both stare into the phone box
>RD:"C'mon Anon..."
>she tugs at your jeans
>you slowly close the sliding door, and walk back with Dash
 
>the pony who kept your spot let you slip back in line
>an official stood in front of the walkway to the Aurora
>"All aboard! Please have your tickets ready!"
>the line slowly moved on up, until it reached you and Rainbow Dash
>"Tickets please."
>you hand your ticket to him
>the Ticketmaster stamps a star shaped hole in the paper slip with a ticket-punch
>"Thank you sir, next!"
>RD:"Here ya go."
>*stamp*
>"Thank you miss, next!"
>you duck under the door into the airship, followed my Dash
"Wow."
>RD:"The Aurora may not be the fastest, but she's got good taste."
>the interior of the gondola was that to a fancy restaurant
>all you could think of was the Nazi zeppelin from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
>you and Rainbow grab a booth seat next to the port side windows
>a voice announced on the intercom
>"Attention crew, prepare for takeoff."
>you watched out of the window the crew of pegasai lifting away the walkway, closing the hatch door and untying the moors from the dock
>the airship turns its massive propellers to move out of the mooring
>*HHHHHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
>a fucking loud steam horn sounds
>you and Rainbow waved from the windows out to the crowd waving goodbye
 
>RD:"Okay so the Aurora will circle around the smoky mountains, then pass by the falls on the journey back."
>she shows you on a small map
"Okay cool, how long is the trip?"
>RD:"...About a half-hour."
"Oh."
>a waitress comes over to your table
>"Any refreshments?"
>RD:"I'll have a glass of water."
>"Alright, and you sir?"
"Same for me."
>"Okay then, I'll be back shortly!"
>she walks off to attend to other patrons
>you look out of the window to see the tiny village now becoming smaller and smaller
>the consistent sound of the spinning propellers could be heard even with the windows closed, which almost drove you insane
>the waitress came back with your drinks, and the water was crisp to your parched throat
"Well, nothing to do now but sit back and enjoy the view."
>RD:"Mhmm."
>she takes a big gulp of her drink
>you lean back in your seat and watch the world go by
 
===
 
>"Attention all passengers, if you look out to your left side, you can see a magnificent view of the Neighagra Falls."
>a horde of passengers flock to the port side, just to get a glimpse
>you and Rainbow peered out of the window, a lot of mist billowing from the falls made it hard to see
>the sound of the falls was almost deafening, completely drowning out the once annoying propeller blades
>RD:"Wow Anon! Look at 'em!"
>you were at a loss for words, the twin waterfalls were truly majestic
"Yeah... they're awesome."
>the moment lasted shortly, and soon the Aurora docked back at the village
 
"That was fun, huh Dash?"
>RD:"Yeah, I still think it would be better if I got to see them really close. To bad you can't fly though."
>you and Rainbow Dash were out roaming the village, looking for something to do
"Eh, I liked it. I've actually seen the Niagara Falls back on Earth too."
>RD:"Wait, Earth had a giant waterfall too?"
"Oh yeah lots of them, the Niagara is really famous."
>RD:"Huh, its weird how Earth and Equestria have a lotta similarities."
"Yeah... strange indeed..."
 
>time keeps on rolling
>Dash took you to a Saddle Arabian restaurant, it was mostly vegetarian, but the food was delicious none the less
>the chefs cooked and flambeed the food right in front of you, which was pretty cool to watch
>after lunch, you and Rainbow were pretty bored, and went to a local park to just sit on a wooden bench
>RD:"Uggggh I'm SO BORED."
>she was lying down with her head in your lap, with you petting her mane
>she rolls over and stares straight up at you
>RD:"I wish there was something we could do -without- actually doing anything, y'know?"
>suddenly, an idea popped into your head
>a rather... mischievous idea
"Hey Rainbow."
>RD:"Yeah?"
"You know there -is- something we could do back at the hotel..."
>RD:"..Like what?"
"Well.. you know it is a 'Luxury Hotel AND Spa?'"
>her pupils dilate and ears flatten, you knew from the show how much she hated to get pampered
>RD:"No. NO. NO! You are NOT taking me to that spa!"
>you grin evilly
"Well if you won't go willingly..."
>your hands pounce on her exposed belly
"Maybe -this- will make you!"
>RD:"Ahhh! Anon! Stoooop! That tickles!"
>ponies around the park look in confusion at the ape-man tickling a little blue pegasus on the bench
>Rainbow couldn't stop laughing, even you started to laugh
>RD:"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'll go! I'll go!"
>you cease the assault of the tummy-tickles
>RD:"But..."
>now shes the one with the villainous smile
>RD:"You-"
>she jabs you in the stomach with her hoof
>RD:"-have to go too."
>shieeeet
"...*sigh* Really?"
>RD nods her head
"...Fine."
>RD:"Ohohoh, Anon... I am gonna -love- this."
>you both walk out of the park and head back to the hotel
 
>the spa section of the resort was of a post-modern era, the interior had soft lights and white walls everywhere
>patrons were walking or resting about the main lobby
>the head clerk at the reception desk happily greeted you
>"Hi! Here to make an appointment?"
"Uh yes, for two."
>"What level treatment would you like, hon?"
>you looked over at a menu of the different choices from massages to sauna baths to whatever else a spa had to offer
"Hmm, whats the most... -deluxe- package?"
>"Ooh, that would be the Gold treatment, complete with a full body massage and hot-spring bath."
>you glanced at Rainbow, who is trying to look confident, but nervous at the same time
>the mention of a full body massage made her squirm
"...We'll take it."
>"Excellent choice dear!"
>she clops her hooves together
>"Lily, Daisy, escort this lovely couple to the Gold rooms, please."
>"Yes ma'am."
>the white pony leads Rainbow Dash off to the left
>Ds:"This way, sir."
>you follow the bright yellow pony to the right
 
>a few minutes later, you're lying stark naked on the floor with a towel covering your ass, since you were too big for the folding chair thing
>the unicorn masseuse Daisy walked over to your right side
>Ds:"Alright Mr. Anon, I'll begin the deep tissue massage on your upper back down to low abdomen..."
>her voice was calming, which helped you relax, the last thing you needed was stress
>she levitates a bottle of rubbing oil over to her and squeezes a good portion of it into her hooves, then onto your back
>you tense up from the cold sensation, which Daisy notices
>Ds:"Try to relax, Mr. Anon, I'll be as gentle as I can."
>her warm hooves start to rub your shoulder-blades and neck
>the oil was warming up as she softly passes over your skin
>you couldn't help but let out a deep sigh, this was actually pretty relaxing
 
>Rainbow Dash, however...
>RD:"Umm... Is it necessary for me to be like -this-?"
>Lily, the white earth pony, was having trouble opening the oil bottle
>Ly:"Oh yeah sweetie, this is perfectly-... relaxing!"
>she pops open the bottle, and starts to pour it on her hooves
>Ly:"So honey, I'm gonna start with ya wings, then your back and lower body, m'mkay?"
>RD:"Uh-"
>Ly:"Great, now could ya please stretch out your wings?"
>Rainbow was hesitant, but followed her command
>Ly:"Now do ya want me to left to right, or vice versa?"
>RD:"Um...left to-"
>Ly:"Alrighty then!"
>the squirts a glob of lubricant onto Dash's left wing
>RD:"Eeep!"
>Lily began to rub the length of her wings, and around all of her feathers
>Rainbow was trying not to burst out of the room in awkwardness
 
>Ds:"Felling okay, Mr. Anon?"
"Ooooohhhh yeah..."
>you had never felt this relaxed in your life
>Daisy had finished the back-rub and was now massaging the sides of your ribcage
>Ds:"Just let me know if I'm being too rough, hon."
>your spine and neck felt like flimsy rubber, and your face felt like it was sinking into the floor
"No please, your doing great."
>you muffled from the carpet
 
>Ly:"Keep ya wings strait up, honey!"
>Rainbow was trying her best to contort to the white pony's maneuvers
>RD:"Oh Celestia, what does she think I am, a washboard!?"
>she mutters to herself
>Lily stops her massage abruptly
>Ly:"Am I bein' too rough, sweetie?"
>RD:"No -please-, for Pete's sake keep going."
>she says sarcastically
>Ly:"...Okay!"
>she continues her maniac-massage
>RD:"Auuugh..."
 
===
 
>a few minutes later, you're escorted by Daisy to a private hot-spring room
>Ds:"Here you are, Mr. Anon, let me know if you need anything. Mrs. Rainbow should be along shortly."
"Thank you Daisy. I appreciate it."
>she smiles then walks out the door, using her magic to close it behind her
>the room was very small, but in the center was a small pool with steaming water churning slowly inside
>from the opposite side of the room, there was an adjacent door to the one you had entered
>and from behind it, angry mumbling could be heard
>the door suddenly burst open with a blue pony trotting in
>Ly:"You need anythin' sug?"
>RD:"NO! Now please leave me alone!"
>Ly:"Alright Alright, sheesh! Some ponies..."
>Lily closes the door behind her
>Rainbow grabs the towel wrapped around her and tosses it against the wall
>RD:"AUGH! That was horrible Anon."
>you looked concerned for her
"What happened?"
>RD:"Just-... It was-... I-... Oh forget it."
>she walks up to the edge of the pool
>RD:"Can I just enjoy the last few minutes of this -please-?"
>you felt sorry for her, and wondered how you could make her feel better
>you slowly dip your foot into the steaming hot water
"WHOOOO HOTHOTHOT!"
>the water crept up the length of your legs until you were submerged waste deep in the pool
>Rainbow just casually steps into the pool like it was nothing
"...Isn't it hot to you?"
>RD:"Not really, I've felt worse."
>the evaporating steam was relaxing, but you could still feel that Rainbow wasn't happy with her experience so far
"Rainbow, do you really not like getting a massage?"
>RD:"Well, normally yeah, but this masseuse acted like she was just out of training or something! She rubbed my wings really hard..."
>Dash extended her wing out and showed the redness on her feathers
"Ow."
>RD:"Yeah, it stings a little..."
"...Do you mind if I look at them?"
>RD:"W-what?"
"Let me see your wing."
>she extends her wing out again
>you hold it gently in your hand, then softly rub one of her feathers between your thumb and index finger
>RD:"Ohh..."
"Feel good?"
>Rainbow remained silent, just trying to enjoy it
>you scooch closer to Rainbow so you could work easier
>rubbing each wing thoroughly, tiny moans of pleasure came from her
"Roll on your back Rainbow."
>RD:"...Okay."
>her rear now facing you, her back clearly stretched and wrinkled
>you place your hands on her shoulders and start rubbing in little circles
>RD:"Ooohhh~"
>her wings stood stiff, and she arches back when your hands moved between them
>you eventually stop, which made Rainbow moan in disappointment
"Fell better?"
>she crawls up next to you, gazes up and nods
>RD:"You were really good, Anon..."
"Don't mention it-"
>your conversation was abruptly halted by the luscious lips of your beloved
>you return the favor by wrapping your arms around her back and head
>she makes a move and wanders over your lap, and sits promptly down
>you had no intention of stopping her
>as you continue the kiss-fest, she starts grinding over your know bulging dick through the towel
>RD:"*gasp* Anon~...I need you..."
>insta-dong.png
>your hand goes down to remove the towel
>*creeeak*
>Ds:"Mr. Anon? Your-"
>Daisy just walked in on you and Rainbow getting hot'n'heavy
>you and Dash turn your heads and freeze at her sight
>Ds:"...I'll uh- I'll be going now."
>she runs out and slams the door behind her
"Oh fuck."
>you and Rainbow hurry out of the tub, you try to dry yourself off with a clean towel while Rainbow just shakes rapidly like a wet dog would
>you throw on your clothes and rush out to the main lobby with her
>the head clerk tries to speak
>"Mr. Anon?-"
"H-hey! Thanks for the treatment girls, h-here's the pay, KEEP THE CHANGE!"
>you lob a small sack of bits onto the counter
>"But-"
>RD:"No really, its f-fine, keep it!"
>gotta-go-fast.gif
>you and Dash practically run out of the spa parlor, leaving everyone in the lobby dazed and confused
>the clerk looks at Daisy
>"What was that all about, Ms. Daisy?"
>the unicorn nervously shrugged
>Ds:"They um, needed to... get back to their room?"
>the clerk furrowed her brow in suspicion
 
===
 
>Rainbow was trying to keep up with you, drips of water still falling from her mane
>your shoes squished with every step you took, all the more embarrassing
>RD:"Anon wait up!"
>she tries to whisper without attracting any attention from the other hotel guests
>you kept on speed walking with a straight face until you finally got back to your room
>you sling open the door and slam it behind her
>breathing heavily, you stood with hands against the door
"Dash... what the -fuck- happened back there...?"
>RD:"Anon I'm so sorry, I-I don't know what happened to me-"
"No... *sigh* Its okay. I... kinda went along with it too, y'know?"
>her cheeks were beet red
>you knelt down beside her and embraced in a hug
"Rainbow... you know I'm not mad, right?"
>RD:"...yeah..."
>you rub your cheek against hers, and she rubs in return
 
End of part 1
==============
 
>a few hours pass, and you had gotten a shower while Rainbow waited outside
>you still felt a little ashamed about the spa incident
>turning off the water, you step out and dry yourself off
>you open the bathroom door, with a cloud of steam pouring out
"Okay Dash, you can have the shower now."
>you didn't hear a reply
"...Dash?"
>you wrap a towel around your stomach and walk back to the bedroom
>it was dark outside, only the light of the moon shown through the windows
"Rainbow?-"
>there she was, facing you with seductive eyes
>her body was lying sideways, with her lower section curved towards your direction
>with her legs crossed, she lifts her tail to reveal her marehood
>RD:"Like whatcha see?~"
>you've never heard her talk like that, she must be -really- horny
"I-..."
>RD:"You don't have to say anything, I -know- you want this~"
>her clitoris winks quickly, which throws you over the edge
>you untie the knot in your towel, letting it drop to the floor
>your hands jokingly went up in the air
"You got me."
>she giggles at your acting
>with great haste, you join her at the side of the bed
>you both lock lips, and grab her hair as she holds your neck
>she breaks the kiss and pushes you down on the bed
>RD:"Now then..."
>she rubs her hoof against your now throbbing cock
>RD:"I never got to do this~, properly..."
>her mouth sucks down on your shaft, and you moan with pleasure
>she rocks her head up and down, and her tongue added extra pleasure
"D-dash~"
>she takes a breather, while still rubbing your dick
>RD:"Whats my name, honey?"
"...R-rainbow Dash?
>RD:"You're damn right it is."
>you weren't prepared for the second assault of her moist oral interior
"Fuuuuck..."
>she was going a lot faster this time, trying to take the maximum amount of your girth as she could
>you felt the back of your throat, followed by little chokes of your wife
"R-rainbow Dash..I'm gonna-"
>she lifts up at the last second, leaving your wet dick throbbing in the air
>RD:"Not that fast."
"Gahh, dammit..."
>you teetered on the edge of orgasm, but your little minx prevented it
>RD:"You're not getting off -that- easily."
>the moves to the center of the bed, lying face up with her pussy exposed
>RD:"Now be a good hubby and rut me."
"...Are you in heat, Rainbow?"
>she let out a quick chuckle, and bites her bottom lip
>RD:"Why don't you come and find out?~"
>you didn't even hesitate, you move over your slutty blue pony, hands on both of her sides
"I want this so bad~"
>Rainbow leans up and grabs the back of your head
>RD:"Me too~"
>you grab your dick with a free hand, stroking it and rubbing the head against her vulva
>RD:"Ooohhh~"
>her juices leaked out and moistened the head, making it all the more harder
>RD:"S-stop t-teasing it Anon~"
>you acknowledge her request and slowly slide the tip past her lips, causing Rainbow to moan
>RD:"Ohhh~"
>you couldn't say anything, your mind was clouded with ecstasy
>your hips start to move back and forth, your shaft rubbing inside her tight snatch
"Nnnngh Dash~"
>you could feel her muscles contracting against your cock
>you increase your speed, making Dash grunt with every pass
>the bed was creaking at every thrust, and getting louder
>RD:"Ah~Ah~Ah-noon~"
>your arms snake behind her back, not being able to hold yourself up anymore
>she grabs your chest with her hooves, trying to conform to your body weight
>RD:"Ano~*gasp* I-I'm c-close~ *gasp*"
>you somehow snapped back to reality after hearing her
>RD:"AhhhhhhhNGH~!"
>you pull out at the last second, leaving her body squirming
>RD:"*huff* A-anon..."
"Hmph, not so good now, was it?"
>RD:"*sigh* Why'd you do *huff* that?"
"...So I could do this."
>you lift Rainbow up from the bed, hugging her tight
>rolling off the bed, you position Dash with her ass facing you in all of its glory
>RD:"Anon..."
>your rock hard dong levitated towards her booty
>Rainbow's winking clit and seeping juices was just too much to handle
>you jab your dick in, making her yelp
>RD:"Hey! I said I'm horny, not rowdy."
"O-oh, sorry."
>RD:"...Actually, could you do t-that again?"
>you hesitate, but you pull out and quickly thrust again
>RD:"AH!~ Do it again!!"
>all logic, and possibly all the blood, in your brain had had headed south to sex-central
>your hips slap against Rainbow's, who couldn't stop moaning with every thrust
>RD:"Oh, Celestia YEEESSS!!!"
>she bent forward to allow more depth for your hungry diddler
>every slap, every thrust, every moan was just too much
>you grab her by the hips and pulled her back with each pump
>the look on her face was similar to one that was paralyzed
>RD:"A-Anon~I'm going t-to cum!!!"
>the muscles deep within her walls began to squeeze your shaft very hard
>every time you went balls deep you could feel the opening to her womb
"I-I'm cumming t-too Rainbow Dash-"
>RD:"T-then l-lets both cum, t-together!"
>you slouch down over her back and grasp onto her shoulders
>your dick has shifted into maximum overdrive
>Rainbow clutches the bedsheets
>RD:"Ah-ah-ah-ANOOOOOOOON!!!"
>you slam one last time hard into her thighs
>hot white jizz spewed from your dick deep inside her
>her warm fluids coat your shaft in a clear shine
"Gah...*huff* *huff*"
>RD:"W-wooow~*gasp* Anon..."
>you kept your position, using all available muscles to stand
"Rainbow... that... was awesome..."
>RD:"Hah... yeah~"
>you lead over and smooch her on her cheek
>RD:"Mhmhm..."
>the lower section of your cock began to slide out of her vagina
>RD:"Ohhh~"
>*plop*
>the head exited, followed by a mixed stream of both your bodily fluids
"Wow."
>Rainbow looks behind her and sees several drips of semen fall from her backside onto the floor
>RD:"Wow~..."
>you felt exhausted, legs trembling from fatigue
>turning around, you let yourself fall backwards onto the bed next to Rainbow Dash
"*huff* I- *huff* l-love you."
>she rolls over to your side
>RD:"I love you too, ya nut."
>you both chuckle, and kiss one last time, before drifting off to sleep
 
===
 
>the morning sun starts to peek over the mountains, and the residents of the hotel were up and about their business
>well, most of them...
 
>*knock-knock-knock*
>"Housekeeping!"
>...
>*knock-knock-knock*
>...
>"*sigh* Why did I have to work this wing today? HOUSEKEEPING!"
>the maid notices something starting to inch it's way out from under the door
>"What the?"
>a plastic door tag finally made it through the gap
>she picks it up and reads the words 'Do Not Disturb'.
>she looks confused at the piece of plastic, then turns towards the door
>leaning her head closely, a faint laughter could be heard from the occupants from inside
>"*sigh* I don't get paid enough for this shit."
>she slaps the door tag on the handle and moves onto the next room
 
>RD:"Do you think she knows?"
"Nah... maybe, I don't know."
>you hop back on the bed with Rainbow Dash
"*sigh* Too bad this is our last day here."
>RD:"Yeah..."
>you clicked on the TV, flipping through the channels
>its Saturday, and you weren't expecting to find anything
>RD:"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>RD:"I know this will sound... stupid, but-..."
>you mute the TV and look at her
"But what?"
>Dash looks nervous, her eyes gazing away
>RD:"...Do you think I'll get-...pregnant?"
>you were shocked by her question, even though technically this was impossible
"Well, Rainbow..."
>her beautiful magenta eyes look up to you
"*sigh*-I don't know. I mean, we -are- different species. But I don't honestly know."
>her face is full of sorrow, almost about to cry
"But so what?"
>now its in confusion
"So what if you do? If by some chance you were to get pregnant, I wouldn't be mad, Rainbow Dash. You are my wife, my beloved."
>you hold her hooves
"I would -never- stop loving you."
>tears stream down her face, and she grasps you tight
>RD:"...I-I'm just scared, Anon."
"There's no reason to be scared, Rainbow."
>she lays her head down over your stomach, shivering
>all you could do was pet her mane, not knowing what else to say
 
"You got all your bags packed?"
>RD:"Yep, ready."
>you and Rainbow pushed the luggage cart out of your room and headed towards the entrance of the hotel
>a cab was waiting outside to take you back to Ponyville
>after packing the luggage away, Rainbow hops inside
>you look back one more time at the waterfalls
>RD:"Hurry up, Anon!"
"Okay, okay!"
>entering the cab, the driver takes off back down the mountains
 
===
 
>a few hours later the cab pulls up to the Friendship Castle in Ponyville
>a big welcome from all of your friends were waiting for you and Dash
>you said hello and thanks to everyone, and Rainbow seemed especially excited
>RD:"It was AWESOME! We rode on the Aurora around the falls and everything!"
>R:"*gasp* You went on the Aurora?!"
"Yeah it was -really- fancy, Rarity."
>FS:"Gosh, what were the falls like?"
>RD:"They. Were. HUGE!"
"And really loud too."
>TS:"Well I'm glad the two of you had a fun honeymoon."
>you glance over to Rainbow, and smile
>AJ:"Hey 'Non, Ah don't mean ta pry, but where are ya stayin' with Rainbow here in Ponyville? Her house is in the sky and you can't exactly walk on the clouds."
"Actually Twili-"
>TS:"I'm letting them stay here in the castle, until Anon can find a house -on the ground-."
>the group lets out a chuckle
>RD:"I don't mind staying out of the clouds, as long as I'm with my hubby."
>an unexpected smooch on the cheek came from your floating wife
>S:"Yuck."
>Twilight pokes her little dragon
>TS:"Spike, be nice."
>grabbing hold of your luggage, you and Rainbow start to walk inside
"Well I guess we'll be heading off."
>PP:"OHOHOH! Can I help with your luggage!?"
"Pinkie, I've got it-"
>before you could finish, she balances several cases on top of her head and zips inside the castle
>PP:"I got it, I got it, I got it!!!"
>RD:"...Pinkie, our room is -that- way."
>she points to the left
>she comes rushing back down the hallway
>PP:"I knew that!"
"*sigh*"
>you and Rainbow follow the hyper pink trail back to your bedroom
>the crystal walls of the castle were marvelous
>you watched your reflection warp along the smooth edges
>PP:"This is the one, right, right??"
>Pinkie was bouncing like a dog that just found a tennis ball
"Yeah it is."
>Rainbow unlocks the door with her key and you and Pinkie follow inside
 
>minutes of unpacking later...
>RD:"Well I think this is the last one, Anon."
"*grunt* Good, my back is killing me."
>PP:"You suuuurrre you guys don't need any help?"
>you and Rainbow let out the same answer
>RD:"WE DON'T!
"WE DON'T!"
>PP:"Awww..."
>her mane droops down, and she sadly turns for the door
>Rainbow felt bad for yelling at her, but you thought she could get really annoying at times
>before Pinkie opened the door, a purple alicorn opened it from the other side
>TS:"Hey guys, everything alright in here?"
"Um, yeah Twilight. Pinkie was just getting a little-"
>RD:"Twilight, can I uh-... Talk to you, in private?"
>her hooves where rubbing together nervously
>TS:"Um... Sure Rainbow, something wrong?"
>a dilated pupil makes its way to your line of sight
"Rainbow, whats the matter-"
>RD:"N-nothing! I uh, just wanted t-to catch up with Twily, t-that's all!"
>the biggest fake grin stretched from her mouth
>TS:"Oookay, just follow me, Rainbow Dash."
>she leads your wife out of the room into the hallway, then uses her magic to shut the door
>you and Pinkie Pie were left standing befuddled
>PP:"Umm Nonny, what was that about?"
>you rub the back of your neck and exhale
"I think I know why..."
>she raises an eyebrow in suspicion
>PP:"...Did something happen on your vacation?"
>you nod
>PP:"Something... bad?"
"What? No, but-"
>PP:"Was it Rainbow? Was it you? Was it the-"
"PINKIE."
>the party horse went quiet
"*sigh* How can I best explain this..."
>you thought for a moment, then got an idea
>making a loop-hole with one hand, you move your other index finger back and forth between it
>PP:"...OOOOHHH you had se-"
"PINKIE!"
>PP:"Oh, sorry."
>you head falls into the palm of your hand
>Pinkie just stares and the floor and kicks a hoof
>PP:"Was it... -bad-?"
"What?"
>she looks at the door then back to you
>PP:"Did you or her... not like it?"
"No! Its just... gah."
>you plop down at the edge of the bed
>PP:"If its too much to ask, I understand. I'm just trying to help."
>letting out a deep sigh, you wipe your face with your hands
"Pinkie, I know you're a good friend, but-"
>her puppy dog eyes widen
"If you really want to know..."
>she perks up
"...It was probably the best I ever had."
>PP:"Ooh, juicy!"
"PINKIE."
>PP:"I'm just kidding, relax!"
"Gahhh..."
>PP:"But really Nonny, why is Dashie so, nervous? Is it about the-"
"YES. It is about -that-."
>PP:"...Are you sure she liked it?"
>you glare at her, and with that she shut up
"She thinks she'll get pregnant... from me."
 
===
 
>on the other side of the door...
>TS:"So whats wrong, Rainbow? Everything alright with you and Anon?"
>RD:"Y-yeah but-"
>TS:"But -what-?"
>Dash floats back and forth, fidgeting her hooves
>RD:"Twilight, y-you're my friend, right?"
>TS:"Of course, why would you ask that?"
>RD:"...And um, w-we can talk about... stuff, right?"
>the princess looks at her confused
>TS:"...What -kind- of stuff?"
>RD:"........stuff."
>TS:"Rainbow I can't help you if you don't tell me whats wrong-"
>RD:"WE DID IT, alright!?"
>TS:"...What?"
>RD:"We did... -it-..."
>TS:"I uh, don't really follow..."
>RD:"Y'know... -IT-."
>Rainbow flashes her eyebrows up and down at Twilight
>TS:"...Ohhh."
>Dash hangs her head in shame
>TS:"Rainbow, there's nothing wrong with that, its perfectly natural for two beings in love that want to-"
>RD:"That's not the point, Twilight!"
>TS:"...Then what is?"
>RD:"...Anon, he..."
>Twilight leans in closer to her friend
>Rainbow looks nervously around, to make sure no one else was nearby
>RD:"...finished -inside-."
>TS:"Rainbow, um... I-I don't uh..."
>her face went red with awkwardness
>TS:"*ahem* You know it -is- supposed to end like that, right?"
>RD:"......Yeah."
>TS:"Then whats the big deal?!"
>RD:"I WASN'T PREPARED FOR IT, OKAY!?"
>TS:"..."
>tears form from her eyes
>RD:"I-I... I wasn't t-trying to get..."
>TS:"...Ohhh okay. I think I see the problem here. You think you're going to get pregnant from him, right?"
>she nods her head slowly
>TS:"Rainbow, I know you love Anon very much, and I know he loves you the same. But worrying about something little like that doesn't have to be a bad thing."
>RD:"*sniff* H-he did say I might n-not. Him being human and all."
>TS:"I'm sorry to say Rainbow, but hes right. Cross-species breeding doesn't work. Its just how nature decided it to be."
>RD:"B-but there's still a c-chance right? Right, Twilight?"
>the purple princess looks gloomily at her blue pegasus friend
>TS:"I'm sorry Rainbow. It just can't happen."
 
===
 
>PP:"Say whaaaaaat!?"
>Pinkie grasps her mane dramatically
"I know, its-"
>PP:"Does she not know that a foreign species sperm cell cannot breed with her own egg cells to procreate into an embryo?!"
"...How did you-"
>PP:"Duh, Sex Ed in high school! Geez Anon, I thought you were smarter than this."
>she pulls up a small chair and sits next to you
"Hey!"
>PP:"Sorry. But Anon, even if you two -wanted- a kid, there's no logical way."
"I did have Sex Ed too, Pinkie. I know how this works."
>PP:"...Oh."
"But um... Did Rainbow Dash ever take the class?"
>she scratches her chin while trying to remember
>PP:"Come to think of it, I don't think she did..."
"Huh, that explains a lot..."
>you run your hands through your hair to the back of your head
>PP:"Anon, I know what you're thinking right now."
>you look up at the pink pony
>PP:"You're probably thinking that you did something stupid, even though you liked it."
"Well, not really-"
>PP:"Even though you and Rainbow -are- married, which is totally fine, you probably weren't thinking about the end of it, were you?"
"*sigh* Pinkie, I -know- how sex is supposed to end. I just didn't think about how Rainbow would react to it."
>you and Pinkie just stare away from each other for a while, then she turns back to you
>PP:"Anon, you didn't -hurt- her while you were doing it, did you?"
"What? No! I'd never hurt Rainbow!"
>PP:"Well, what did you two exactly do that made her so upset?"
"...We just, did it. Just-... y'know, normally."
>PP:"Uh-huh, and then you...?"
"Came inside, alright? Is that what you wanted?"
>PP:"Ooh! Juicy!"
>she squishes together with her hooves and a faint squee was heard
"DAMMIT PINKIE."
>PP:"Oh lighten up Anon, I'm cool about this stuff. You can tell me whatever you need to."
>she puts her hoof on your shoulder, making you feel a little better
 
===
 
>RD:"B-but isn't there some k-kinda spell, or some machine to check?!"
>TS:"Rainbow, I already said there's no way you'll get pregnant from him!"
>RD:"I just wanna be sure, okay!?"
>TS:"Look, even with my mastery of magic, I have no training in the medical field. Can't you tell by your signs?"
>RD:"What the hay are you talking about 'signs'?!"
>TS:"Have you... been in heat recently?"
>Rainbow hesitantly nodded her head
>TS:"I see, and how long ago did you and Anon do it?"
>RD:"...About 3 days ago from today."
>TS:"*sigh* If you really want to get checked, go to the hospital in Ponyville, I'm sure they can give you an examination."
>RD:"R-really?"
>TS:"I'm positive, Rainbow-"
>RD:"PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT!"
>TS:"...What, positi-"
>Rainbow's hoof whips over Twilight's mouth
>RD:"Yes, THAT. I-I don't want Anon to get the wrong idea."
>Twilight magics away Rainbow's hoof
>TS:"Rainbow, if this whole ordeal is making you scared, just talk it out with him. He'll understand."
>tears stream down from the blue pegasus' face
>RD:"No, Twilight..."
>TS:"W-what?"
>Rainbow clenches her hooves
>RD:"I'M NOT READY TO BE A MOM!"
>she speeds off down the hallway
>TS:"RAINBOW DASH!"
>you and Pinkie throw open the bedroom door
"Twilight, what happened?!"
>PP:"Where is she going?!"
>TS:"I don't know! All she said was 'I'm not ready to be a mom'..."
>you watch as Rainbow turns at the corner at the end of the hall
>reaching your hand out all you could say is
"Rainbow Dash..."
>Twilight puts her hoof behind you
>TS:"Just let her go, Anon... she'll be back."
>PP:"I hope so, I don't like seeing any of my friends like this."
>you stand between them, frozen stiff
>eventually you come back to reality, and leave the two ponies in the hall, go back into your room
>flopping down on the bed, you fold your arms around your head and exhale angrily
 
>PP:"Do you think he'll be okay?"
>TS:"I hope so, Pinkie. I hope so..."
>suddenly, a royal guard comes galloping towards Twilight and Pinkie
>"*pant* *pant* Your highness, we saw Rainbow Dash running out of the castle, we tried to stop her, but she evaded our forces."
>TS:"Well if you happen to see her again, don't intervene. Understood?"
>"...Yes, princess."
>TS:"Thank you, now please return to your post, Rainbow Dash is just... distressed at the moment."
>the guard worriedly nods and salutes to Twilight, then walks back down the hall
>TS:"Oh Celestia, what are we gonna do?"
 
===
 
>hours pass
>you lie upwards on the bed, staring at the ceiling
"God dammit, why has this all gone to shit..."
>the slow circular fan chops the air, giving off a slight breeze
>you tried to get some sleep, but all you did was toss and turn under the sheets
>the clock on the wall read five past midnight
"*sigh* Oh well, maybe she just went back to her house or something."
>you reach over the side of your bed and pull out your laptop
>you boot up, and open the internet
>its been a good while now since you needed to use it, not like living in a magical world of cartoon ponies, one of which you were married to, wasn't exciting enough
>you type 'www.4chan.org/mlp' in the browser
>thank god Time Turner gave you free interstellar wi-fi
>the webpage opens up and you browse the catalog
>immediately a pinned thread on page 1 catches your eye
>over 1,000 comments?
>the title read "RAINBOW DASH IS BACK!"
>you click the thumbnail
>the OP comment was a YouTube vid containing a trailer for the next season of MLP:FiM, with everyone's favorite blue pegasus
"Huh, glad to see things went back to normal on Earth."
>you don't bother to read the whole thread, you know the inside story
>everyone was ecstatic about her being back in their lives
>while you sit alone, wondering where she could have gone
>and if she'll come back...
 
End of part 2
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