Title:           A Rainbow Pony on the Couch, Episode 2 [smut]
Author:          Storm-mlp
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/yzv61z5b
First Edit:      Tuesday 13th of January 2015 06:31:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 17th of March 2015 04:01:39 PM CDT

>1 month later
>no one at Hasbro can seem to play their official episodes, every time the show airs on Saturday, its always the same Equestrian news room with the same anchor-pony
>various "hacker" groups have claimed to be the cause, but all attempts have been proven false
>but... its gotten worse
>pieces of merchandise, t-shirts, posters, all that had Rainbow Dash in the picture have been, disappearing
>literally, the image of RD just vanishes, leaving only the other characters, or nothing at all
>IRL news channels have also been covering the story, asking the same question
>"Where is Rainbow Dash?"
 
>the ones who were hurt the hardest was /mlp/
>neckbeards and horsefuckers were all panicking like no tomorrow
>IWTCIRD threads were replaced with WIRD?
>"Where is Rainbow Dash?"
...
>"anon?"
>"Anon!"
"Huh, w-what?"
>"You drifted off again."
"Oh, sorry..."
>you had decided to take Dash somewhere special today
>there was a small beach just about a 2-hour drive from home
>no one else was around, this was your little sanctuary
>"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"...I've been thinking."
"About what?"
>"...I may not be able to go home ever again."
>she stares at the setting sun, now a soft burning orange ball setting over the ocean
>"And if I don't, there's something I've been meaning to get off of my chest."
"What?"
>she looks away from you nervously
"Whatever it is, you can tell me-"
*smoooch!*
>she briefly kisses you on the lips
>"I... mumblemumble-"
"...Uh-"
>"I love you... Anon."
>she's looking away regretting that she did that
"Hey, Rainbow."
>she looks back
>you put your hand on her left cheek
>you pull her in for a kiss
>it was warm, and passionate
>she relaxes and flows with you
>her tongue succumbs and moves inside your mouth
>your tongue fondles with hers
>oh my god this was amazing
>soon, you lips part, and she looks upon you with stars in her beautiful magenta eyes
"I love you too."
>"R-really?!"
"Of course I do."
>"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoooooosh!"
>"Woohoo!"
>she takes off from your side into the air
>not... quite the reaction you had expected
>she's off doing air-show tricks again
>you can't help but laugh
>you stand up and start to cheer for her
 
>...wait a minute
"What is she doing?"
>you watch as she climbs higher, and higher and higher in the sky
>she stops flapping her wings
>she starts to free-fall back to Earth
"She can't be doing that..."
>she starts flapping again, building up her speed
>a rainbow trail starts to form from behind her
"...OH NO."
>smoke trails appear from her wings
"DASH STOP!"
>she couldn't hear you
>she's getting closer and closer to the water
>just as she is about to impact
>"THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIFE!"
 
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
 
>she pulls up hard
>straight for you
>still mesmerized by what just happened, you were unaware that she was trying to slow down
>"INCOMING!"
*whack*
"Oof!"
>"Ow. Sorry."
>she rolls off of you
>"Heh, well, whaddya think Anon?"
"..."
>"Uh helloooo, Earth to Anon?"
>A
>Sonic
>Rainboom
>It was beautiful, the full spectrum of bright colors spanning in such an astonishing array
>"Anon, you okay?"
"I-...Uh-..."
>"Yeah I know, its awesome."
"N-no Dash, I-I think we have to go-"
>you scoop up RD in your arms and start running for the truck
>"Anon! Hey!"
>you hop in to the drivers side and let her off into the passenger seat
>"ANON! What are you doing?!"
"I think we might have told the whole world that YOU are here."
>she takes a minute to comprehend what you just said
>"Oh no..."
>she slumps down in the seat
>you crank the engine, and drive away from the beach
 
>1 Hour later, since you probably broke all speed limits on the way...
*SCREECH*
"Quick, inside!"
>it was already night out, but you wanted to make sure she was safe
>you both rush inside the house
>lock door
>turn off lights
>close curtains
>you peak outside the window
>nothing in sight
"Phew, nobody found us.
>you close the curtain
"Well Dash, I think we're safe for- ...now."
>she's sitting behind you on the floor, like when a dog disobeys his master
>"Anon, I'm so sorry-"
>you kneel down and put a finger over her mouth
"shhh hey, its okay. What you did today, was so...so-"
>"Awesome?"
>you chuckle
"Yeah, it was pretty awesome."
>you boop her on the nose
>" *snort* hey!"
>you both laugh
>you pick her up in your arms
>"Where are we going?"
"You'll see."
 
===
 
*meanwhile, in the MLP universe...*
 
>Discord is sitting alone in a room, meditating
>he's silent, until...
>his eyes shoot open
>D: "Oh!"
>D: "I have to tell Celestia."
>Discord snaps his fingers
>*poof*
 
>At Friendship Castle...
>Twilight and the others have turned the throne chamber into a war room, a massive map on the table, multiple staff members rushing around with papers, and lots of commotion
>then Discord pops into the room
>*poof*
>D: "Um, hello."
>the whole room stops dead in its tracks
>TS: "What do you want, Discord?"
>D: "Twilight I don't have much time, I need to speak with Celestia."
>TS: "She's out on a search party, what is it?"
>D: "Well, I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I think I know where Rainbow Dash is-"
>TS: "YOUDOWHERECANYOUBRINGHERBACK-"
>D: "I CANNOT!"
>Twilight stands back, shaken
>D: "I mean, not all by myself. I need to get a hold of an old friend. HE is the only one that can get to her."
>TS: "Well, who?!"
>D: "That's just it... I haven't spoken to him in years, and Celestia is the only pony who knows where he is..."
>TS: "Why is he so important anyway?"
>D: "He... He's special. That's all I'm willing to say."
>facehoof from Twilight
>TS: "Well do you remember what he looks like? I can send out another small search party-"
>D: "Oh right... He kinda also...changes his appearance."
>TS: "...Is he a changeling?"
>D: "Nonono, not at all. He-"
>suddenly, Pinkie Pie perks up from the map table
>PP: "OHOHOH! Dissy, I know who you're talking about!"
>D: "...How-"
>PP: "We met each other a few years ago! We hung out for a while, but then he said he had to leave... I haven't seen him in a while either."
>everyone looks down in disappointment
>PP: "OH! I STILL REMEMBER HIS PHONE NUMBER!!!"
>she zips over to a rotary phone on a small desk
>D: "He gave you his telephone number?"
>PP: "Mhmm!"
>she starts to dial in the phone number
>*riiiiing*
>*riiiiing*
>*click*
>PP: "Hello? Hey! It's me, Pinkie! Yeah, how are you? Great! Hey, um, you've probably heard of Rainbow's disappearance huh?"
 
*other end of the line*
>"Pinkie, I would be more than happy to help, but it's just too dangerous!"
 
>PP: "But TT, pleeeeease!"
 
>TS: "TT?"
>D: "It's short for-"
>PP:"Excuuuse me, I'm talking on the phone!"
>both Discord and Twilight roll their eyes
 
>PP: "TT please, my friend Discord said you could help us."
>TT: "...did you just day, Discord?"
>PP: "Yeah?"
>TT: "The Draconequus?"
>PP: "The one and only!"
>TT: "...put him on the phone."
>PP: "Umm... okay, one sec."
 
>PP: "Dissy, it's for you."
>Discord walks over to the phone and takes it from Pinkie
>D: "Hello?"
>TT: "Discord... how long has it been, friend?"
>D: "Too long, Ti-"
>TT: "SHH! Don't say my name!"
>D: "Um, is something the matter?"
>TT: "Look, if you want my help, meet me at-"
 
>everyone watches in mystery as Discord takes note of the conversation
 
>D: "Alright... Yes... At-, Uh-huh. Okay, we'll meet you there within the hour. Yes, goodbye."
 
>Discord hangs up the phone
>TS: "Well? What did he say?"
>D: "Alright, I'm going to say this once and in front of everyone as a sign of trust. I will personally retrieve Rainbow Dash from wherever she may be, along with the aid of Princess Sparkle. BUT, only if Miss Pinkie Pie accompanies her- OOF!"
>Pinkie Pie jump-hugs Discord
>PP: "WHEEE! Adventure! Let's go!"
>Pinkie starts to bounce out of the throne room
>TS: "Does she really need to come with us?"
>D: "He made a personal request, and who am I to deny a friend?"
>TS: "*sigh* Fine, lets go meet your 'friend'."
>Pinkie pops back into the room
>PP: "What are you guys waiting for?! C'mon!!!"
 
===
 
>a half hour later
>TS: "So tell me again why did we have to travel by carriage?"
>D: "Because, as I said, he preferred if we met him by, simpler means. So instead of us whipping their instantly by teleport, we have to take an hour long carriage ride to Manehattan."
>TS: "And why Manehattan anyway? Does he live there?"
>D: "He's more of a drifter- Look Twilight, He'll explain everything once we get there, alright? You have to trust me."
>TS: "...Fine."
>she pulls a book out from her knapsack by magic
>Pinkie is just sitting there tapping her hooves on the wooden seat
>PP: "This is nice."
>TS & D: "Mhmm..."
>the carriage passes over a hill to show the Manehattan skyline, fully lit against the black sky
 
>yet another half hour later
 
>the carriage pulls into downtown Manehattan, the streets are bustling with ponies going to and from shops and restaurants and all that
>the group stops at a street corner
>"That'll be 24 bits pal."
>D: "Here, keep the change."
>"Well many thanks from the Equestria Taxi service!"
>the group climbs out of the carriage and the taxi driver takes off
>TS: "Where did he say he was again?"
>D: "Umm..."
>Discord looks around trying to get his bearings
>D: "This way."
>he points down a less populated street, and they begin to walk down the road
>Twilight notices Discord is counting the apartment numbers
>D: "1210, 1211, Ah, here it is!"
>he points down a dark alley between two apartment buildings
>TS: "Are you sure he said this is the place?"
>D: "Yes, he said between the apartments 1211 and 1212 at exactly 10:59pm."
>they walk down the alley until they reach the end
>TS: "Oh well, so much for your friend showing up, Discord."
>D: "Just a moment, he's always fashionably late."
>just then, a loud chime came from the downtown clock tower, signaling it was 11:00
>the wind started to howl and swirl in the alley, leaves and paper were flying about
>a loud whooshing could be heard
>TS: "Discord, what's going on!?"
>D: "You'll see."
>PP: "Yay!!!"
>a metallic whirring intensifies, as a large red telephone box appears out of thin air in front of the trio
>TS: "In the name of Celesita..."
>PP: "He's here!!!"
>the red door on the phone box slides open, revealing a sand colored pony with a short gray mane, wearing a dark navy suit, with an hourglass cutie mark on his flank
>he closes the door behind him
>TT: "...Discord, its been a long time."
>he says in a Scottish accent
>D: "Princess Twilight, I would like you to meet-"
>TT: "Time Turner."
>he shakes hooves with Twilight
>TS: "Time Turner? As in, THE Time Turner family that has been in Equestria for generations?!"
>TT: "Aye, 12 to be exact, myself included."
>PP: "Hey TT!"
>TT: "Oh Pinkie! So good to see you!"
>they embrace in a friendly hug
>TT: "How long has it been, 5 years?"
>PP: "Just about! You never call me."
>TT: "Well you know..."
>he points to the phone box
>TT: "...Work."
>they both giggle
>PP: "And how come you never told me you changed again? What happened to you this time?"
>TT: "Well it all started when-"
>TS: "Um, hi, sorry, not to be rude but we need help in finding our friend."
>TT: "Oh well of course, Miss 'Princess of Friendship', I would be more than happy to let you into my vessel."
>TS: "Enough of the sarcasm, Turner, let us in."
>TT: "Oh well there's one problem Ms. Princess."
>TS: "And what would that be?"
>PP: *obviously whispering* "you didn't say the magic word!"
>TS: "...And what would the 'magic' word be?"
>Time Turner looks at her with anticipation
>D: *obviously whispering too* "please!"
>Twilight looks like she's had enough of this shit
>TS: "May we PLEASE enter your 'vessel'?"
>TT: "...Well of course! Whoever is a friend of Discord and Pinkie is a friend of mine!"
>Time Turner turns around, takes a key, unlocks the sliding door, and opens
>TS: "What in Equestria..."
>TT: "Right, THIS is where it gets complicated."
 
End of Part 1
=================
 
*back in Anon's world...*
 
>you carry RD to your room and get on the bed with her by your side
>"Anon, today has been so wonderful."
"It wouldn't be without you."
>she places her hoof on your hand
>"I love you, Anonymous."
>"I love you too, Rainbow Dash."
>you embrace with a kiss, and your tongues rolling around again
>for once, you appreciated the French for inventing such a passionate form of mouth love
>she was really getting into it, showing her dominate side, which you were really getting into
>you stroke the back of her mane, which her little moan she let out encouraged you to keep going
>'Dare ye go forth? y/n?'
>'y'
>you move your hands lower down her back, softly massaging her wings
>they felt like the fathers of an angel, she took good care of them
>she parts her lips from yours
>"Ohhhhh, Anon, that's so good~ d-don't stop."
>you wouldn't dare
>you pick and preen her feathers one by one, whilst you started to peck kisses down her neck
>she was in bliss
>next, you moved on down to her flank, grabbing it and rubbing her cutie mark in varying times
>"Oh Anon..."
>your mouth moves up to her ears, and with a little nibble, she yelps at first, but enjoys it
>she moves her head back and forces you down on your back and kiss her again
>kinky
>you slowly move your hands around of her flank to her mare hood
>just before you could stick the paw into the honey jar, she opens her eyes and withdraws from the kiss
>you pause
"...Whats wrong?"
>"Anon... I-...Um..."
>she fidgets awkwardly
>"...Its my first time."
"...With me?"
>"No, stupid... with, anypony..."
"Ohhhh... Do you wanna stop?"
>she falters
>"I-if I were to give myself to anypony, it would be you, Anon."
>hnnnnnnngh.png
>you're horny as fuck, but your heart could barely handle these feels
>you couldn't help but smile
"I love you."
>"I love you too."
>another long, loving kiss
"Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
>"o-okay..."
>you turn her around into the 69 position
>her marehood was somewhat... simple
>well, less detailed than a real horse. still, it was beautiful none the less
"Are you ready?"
>she turns her head to look at you, scrunching her face
>she gives a reluctant nod
>you rub her vaginal lips, they were soft and tender
>you thought you heard a muffled squeak
>her natural lubricant started to seep from her lips
>you run your index finger from her ponut down to her clitoris
>a not-so-muffled moan came from Dash
>this made Mr. Dong downstairs start to bulge
>she notices
>she starts rubbing her hoof on top of your dick, as soft as she could
>you could tell she was inexperienced
"D-do you want to see it?"
>she's startled at first, but again nods in approval
>you pause the poon rubbing and unbutton your pants
>she moves the jeans down enough to expose your boxers
>"Umm, is this the uh... sheath?"
>you tried your hardest not to burst out laughing at her comment
"I-In a way, yeah. Just p-pull them down."
>just as she's about to, she notices the folds in the boxers that cover your manhood
>she gently pulls them back, and the dark knight rises
>it wasn't anything special, about an average Johnson
>"G-gosh, Anon..."
"...What about it?"
>"Its just that, I've never seen one up close, not even a stallion's."
>"...W-what do I do?"
>alrighty then, teaching mode activated
"Okay... Um, can you rub it like you did it before?"
>"...Um, yeah."
>she hesitates, then pokes the head, making you jump
>"Oh! Sorry."
>she lightly presses down on your cock, and slowly rubs her hoof up and down the shaft
>"Am I doing it right?"
"Y-yes~"
>you look back to her now juice covered pussy
>your enjoying the experience from Dash, but now its time to move along
>you pick your head up as close as you could get to her lips
>with your tongue sticking out, you draw a big slurp from the bottom all the way to the edge of her anus
>"WOAAHOHH~~~"
"You like that?"
>in response, she immediately licks your shaft in the same direction, and lightly suckling on the tip
"Bwahhahaaa..."
>she looks back at you with a smug grin
>"Like that?"
>you accept her challenge
>you both go back to licking the hell out of each others genitals
>you were eating beaver like a madman
>Rainbow was struggling to keep up, until she realized a way to even the competition
"W-woah~"
>you feel her tongue wrap around your dick, followed by the rest of her mouth
>she lingers, then removes herself, gasping for air
>"*huff* *huff*"
>she stares back at you in concern after you stop eating her out
>you respond by sticking your tongue in as far as you could and pumping it back and forth
>oh boy, you made her squeal like a prized hog
>she arched her back, trying to enjoy it as much as possible, then leaned back down and continued to give you the best blowjob of your life
>you both keep going faster and faster, stimulation between you increasing with extreme pleasure
>the point of no return is upon the horizon
>you begin to rub her clitoris with your finger while tonguing her
>she's rubbing her hoof at your base while sucking the upper-half of your cock
>the time is now, to be an hero
"Hngh, Dash, I'm cumming!"
>this term was new to her, but she must have known what you meant
>she took a breather, but continues to rub your shaft
>"A-Anon, I'm c-cumming too!"
>you pull out your tongue and suck hard on her clit
>she sucks hard on the tip of your head
 
>climax
>her mare juice squirts lightly onto your face, which makes you close your eyes
>"AHHHH!"
>she draws back from your dick, and simultaneously, you came too
>hot loads of white semen fly in an arch towards Dash's face
*splat*
>both of you pant after the heavy foreplay
>she turns back around to face you
"Um, Dash, you've got a little..."
>you use your finger to wipe a load of cum away from her eye, flinging it off
>you didn't really care where it landed
>"Anon... That was... amazing."
"It was for me too."
>you smooch her lightly on her snout
>she lays her head down on your chest
>after a while, she perks up
>"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"Are you tired?"
"Not really, why?"
>"Do you feel like... going again?"
>hearing this immediately makes you rock hard again
>she notices
>"I'll take that as a yes?"
>Rainbow scoots backwards until she reaches your dick
>she raises herself up and the lowers down where her lips hotdog around your hard-on
>the warm fluid lubricates the tender area
>you both moan in ecstasy
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
>"J-just stick it in already."
>you suddenly remembered that she still was a virgin
"Just a warning Dash, its going to hurt at first."
>she stares at you nervously
>while in the cowboy position, she lifts up high enough for you to position the head right under her
"Ready?"
>"...Y-yeah."
>she lowers down onto your penis
>the tip prods open her vulva, and makes its way inside her
>"Ohhhh~"
>you move about half the length of your dick, and then you felt the hymen
>"Um, Anon, what's that your p-poking?"
"You remember how I said it's gonna hurt?"
>"...Yeah?"
"Well..."
>you swiftly push forward until the hymen snaps
>"OW!"
"...Sorry."
>some blood starts to trickle out of her pussy onto your cock
>"That REALLY hurt, Anon."
"I said I'm sorry."
>you look down below
>the blood has stopped running
"Do you still want to-"
>she slaps her hoof over her mouth
>"Just shut up and do it."
>assertive, you liked that
>she withdraws her hoof
>you pull out, then pushed back in
>past her now broken hymen, as far as you could
>you were surprised you were actually able to feel the opening of her womb at the head
>doing so causes Dash to moan
>you continue to piston your Peter in and out of Rainbow
>whats been said about mares were true, they had strong muscle control in their vaginal cavities
>she massages and tugs at your dick on each pass inside her
>every time you hit her womb, you saw a little bulge coming from her abdomen, which drove you insane
>"F-Faster, Anon..."
>you lift up, making her lean down onto your chest
>her face meets with yours, and you both lock lips
>you lift up your legs into a better fucking position
>her wink was rubbing the top of your shaft
>she parts the kiss, and is now breathing heavily
>the squelching of every piston move of your dick made your adrenaline rush and make you pump faster
>"Ah~Ah~Anon~I'm about t-to cum!"
>you couldn't say anything , your mind was high on ecstasy
>all you could do was nod once quickly at her
>your back was starting to hurt from the awkward position, but your brain blocked it out
>you muster up all the strength you could
"Hnngh!"
>as you hit the breaking point, the timing of the penis pumping caused Dash to slip off from the tip
>far enough that your aim caused several hot spunk loads to fly though the air onto her back
 
>"Haaaahhhh..."
"*huff* *huff* damn Rainbow..."
>"Y-you really liked that?"
>you looked at her as if she was crazy
>you pull her head close
"Really."
>you peck her on the lips
>you both rest for a few more minutes
>"Anon, I think I'm gonna take a bath real quick, okay?"
"Sure, go ahead."
>she climbs off of your chest and lands on the floor
>she spreads part of her wings to examine the semen stuck to her feathers
>"Thanks a lot, Anon."
>she said with a mocking tone
"Don't mention it!"
>she couldn't help but giggle
>she proceeds on to the bathroom
 
>god, you loved this pony
 
===
 
>about a half hour later you both cleaned up and headed back for the bed
>she snuggles up beside you, head resting on your shoulder
>"Anon, what you did, was-, was-, I can't even describe how amazing that felt."
>you had never gotten a compliment from how good you are in bed
"And Dash, are you sure you've never done anything like this before?"
>her cheeks become beet red
>"Y-yeah. Why'd you ask?"
"Well, some of the things -you- were doing, were amazing too. And if you said you've never done this before-"
>"OKAY! I admit it..."
>you look at her quizzically
>"I've... played...*mumblemumble*"
"What?"
>"I've played... w-with myself..."
>you pause, then let out a stifled chuckle
>Rainbow pokes you in the side, making you stop
>"Hey! Its not funny..."
"Sorry Dash, It's just-"
>"It's just -what-?"
"*sigh* Rainbow, experimenting with things like that is perfectly natural, its how we learn, that's all."
>her face scrunches, but relaxes
>"...You're so understanding, Anon."
>she lays her head back down on your shoulder, gazing at you with her big, beautiful eyes
>you smile
>brushing away her mane with your hand, you lean down and kiss her gently on the forehead
"Goodnight, Rainbow Dash."
>"Goodnight, Anon."
>you reach over to your nightstand, and turn off the lamp
 
End of part 2
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