Title: Maud pie. Indifferent clop short. Author: Spylight Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/GKdHDu4z First Edit: Sunday 16th of March 2014 07:33:43 AM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 16th of March 2014 07:33:43 AM CDT Now with a graphical version at http://catfoodmcfly.tumblr.com/post/79797648707/maud-thread-on-mlp-anon-writes-short-greentext And a voice-acted version at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYBmZVM-IgQ (HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS I DON'T EVEN)   >"Look Maud. I never took you for a prankster. I mean, really, hammering onto my door in the middle of the night is weird already, but I think I misheard you when you have stated.." >"It is saddening that you have a hearing issue, Anonymous, though I assume this should not complicate the process of us having sex too far." >There she goes again. Not that you are against the thought, your penis clearly states it by putting a significant bulge in your boxers. "Y-you are serious aren't you?" >Silent stare continues, and you feel that you've just said something stupid and obvious. "But why? Why me? Why now of all the time?" >"The percentage of alcohol in my blood is currently way over the acceptable norms." >And she just walks herself into your house while saying that. Confident and straight. Like a complete and total boss. >Whyboner?   "Uh... As much as I'd love to - don't you think it would be like - taking advantage of your drunken self?" >"No, I don't. As I've already told you - there is a significant amount of alcohol in my blood. The decision to have sex with you can in theory be proven sub-optimal, but it's my current plan nonetheless." >Nnnnngh this is ubearable. "Oh... okay then.. well how do we proceed?" >"I assume that starting to have sex would be a good way to have sex." >You have no answer to that. >Well, should probably do something while she is just standing there. >You lean down and pull her in for a kiss. >You half-expected her lips to be cold as a granite slab, but surprisingly they were pretty soft and warm. >You even managed to part hem and push your tongue inside her mouth. >However what you mistook for her starting to actually answer your kiss was her starting to speak. >"Even though trading saliva is highly unsanitary it brought me to higher levels of arousal than before." >So that's how aroused Maud looks like. Completely the same. Figures. >"My vagina is producing a lot of natural lubricant. It is a sign of it being ready to take a penis inside of it painlessly." >Painlessly for whom, you can only wonder.     ------------------------     "H-hey how do you feel?" >"I feel your penis inside my vagina" "Aand how does it feel?" >"It feels like a penis. Moving inside my vagina. >Surprisingly this cold and calculated voice turns you on, but you are not sure for how long will it work and you will feel yourself shrinking under it. >At least she's hard around you as a rock-grinder. "Come on, work with me baybe, I want to know if you LIKE it or not." >"The presence of a penis inside my vagina is currently more preferable than the absence of one." >Now we are getting somewhere >"Your penis is a satisfactory substitute to a rock" >What? >"While not as hard it's moving without my effort. The fact that there is a living being behind it also brings a feeling of cooperation. Cooperation is important in any activity. Sex included." >"There is also a question of not needing additional lubrication. On a side note once you finish you don't need to follow the stallions tradition of feeling ashamed of not being able to make the mare finish. I have culminated four times already."     -------------------     "Hey, mind if I try something... new?" >Silence is your answer. >It most of the time is. >You are pretty used to it, the more priceless is the sound of her voice. >You carefully insert your finger inside of her anus, while keeping the pounding at a reasonable pace. >Again, not an ear twitch, not a sound. A true Iron Maiden. Rocky maiden to be precise. >Once you feel she will be comfortable with it you get your dick out of her and slowly insert it into her anus. >You continue moving inside, ever so slowly, excited about the new development, and feeling almost crushed by her ring. "So how does that feel?" >And you walked into it again. Damn. >"It feels like you have inserted your penis inside of my anus." >But you know how to act around it now. "Give me a comparison of current satisfaction levels to previous vaginal sex." >She is silent for a second, and you feel her anus squeeze around you a little. >U-unf. >"Even though the act is undoubtedly unsanitary, it is a new development in the sexual life. For stable partners trying out new things is a matter of trust. Slight discomfort is present, though it's weighted by higher pressure levels." >That's an "oh god, yes, pound me harder" if you heard one. >You increase the speed, slapping this rock-hard ass with your palm. >"Comparison to a rock is also impossible, as I have no experience with inserting rocks into my anus. Note to self, need to perform this act to have a strong comparison ground." >Oh god that's so hot. >"Judging by your rigged breath and increased frictions rate - you are enjoying this new activity. This is morally pleasing." >"Your penis either increased in hardness greatly, or anus has lesser feeling abilities. Either way rock familiarity is at its all-time closest." >"Before you ask I am culminating at this moment, and have been for past twenty seconds or so,"       -------------------     >"Anonymous." "H-huh? What? Did I do something wrong?" >"No. You are doing everything in line with my expectations." "Well ok then." >You proceed with no intention to stop any time soon. >Not a minute later you hear another emotionless statement. >"Anonymous." >But you understand what it means now.