Title:           Nope. and Flizzy (Warning NSFW contains vore)
Author:          Spritejunkee
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/BzJ3t9ZM
First Edit:      Saturday 20th of June 2015 10:54:25 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 20th of June 2015 10:54:51 AM CDT

Dedicated to Nope.
 
Be Nope.
>You just got home from work and your so tired
>You head to your room and plop down into your bed
>You're about to fall asleep when you hear a voice
>"Nope.."
>Oh shit, someone's in your house
>And they know who you are!
>You reach under your pillow and grab your derringer, ready to shoot anyone who might try to kill you
>After a few seconds of silence your door bursts open, revealing a black and red dragon
>She turns to look at you
"JESUS CHRIST IT'S A DRAGON GET IN THE CAR!!!"
>You fire your only two bullets at it but they have no effect on it
You should have listened to your mom and gotten an RPG
>As the dragon walks closer, you lay still and accept your fate
>It picks you up
>"Nope.."
>You look at the beast and realization hits you
"Oh my god, Flizzy?!"
>"Yes, it's me."
"But how did you even get here?"
>"I crawled through your computer screen."
>You look over to your computer screen and notice that it's broken
>How did she even fit through that?
>"I'm so glad that I can finally meet you."
>You're so scared right now
>Are you about to die?
"Wh-What do you want?"
>She stares at you with unmatched anger
>"I want revenge!"
>Revenge?!
"For what?!"
>"For revealing my innermost thoughts about Anon!"
>She raise her claws
>You're about to be sliced into pieces
"Wait!"
>Flizzy stops
"Please don't kill me, I'll do anything."
>She thinks for a moment
>"Well there is one thing I've always wanted to do."
 
A few minutes later
>Flizzy picks you up and holds above her head
>"Are you ready hyooman?"
"Isn't there anything else I could do?"
>She doesn't answer, just opens her mouth and drops you in
>As soon as you land inside she closes her mouth shut
>The sound outside is muffled, it's almost like being in a cave
>A warm wet cave
>You begin to notice something
>A strange feeling in your pants
>Are you...aroused?
>Now that you think about it this does feel kind of good
>Her warm breath, her sticky saliva
>Everything about this dragons mouth is perfect
>You want to lick, kiss and even hump her tongue but you're afraid that she might pull you out if you show signs of enjoying this
>This is good enough
>After a few minutes of moving you around with her tongue she stops for a second
>She's swallowing
>Oh yes
>Oh god yes
>Sliding down her esophagus gives you an unmatched pleasure
>Your dick could cut through diamonds right now
>After a few seconds you reach the end of your journey and fall into her stomach
>The acid doesn't burn for some reason
"Nope., can you hear me?"
"Yes."
>"You've kept your end of the bargain so I'll let you live, but you're going to have to exit my body through the other way."
>You don't say anything
>You just sit back and wait for nature to take it's course
>This is the best day of your life