Title:           Anon The Nightwalker Part 2: Lemons make everything better
Author:          Spritejunkee
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/WyyKrSMm
First Edit:      Wednesday 27th of May 2015 04:05:43 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 27th of May 2015 04:05:43 PM CDT

Story idea by: Anonymous
 
Be Anon
>Today was the day
>The Nightwalker was going to go after his biggest prey yet
>The Warden
>But you need your eyes for this
>You want to see the look of terror on her face
>But how can you become invisible without covering your eyes?
>...
>You just got a brilliant idea!
>You'll use invisible ink
>But you don't have invisible ink...
>But you know where to get one of it's ingredient!
>You cover your eyes and make your way to the kitchen sneaking past every guard
>You get into the kitchen
>You grab a bunch of lemons
>You squeeze a bunch of lemon juice out of the lemons and it rains onto you like a bird in a chocolate fountain (Google it)
>You'll be Equestria's Mcarthur Wheeler (Google that too)
>You never learned how that story ended, but it must have ended well for him to become so famous
>You casually stroll past every guard in the hallway
>They all give you strange looks
>They must see the lemon juice dripping to the floor, after all there's no way that they can see you
>You're outside The Warden's office
>You'll own this joint after you pull this off
>You open the door
"Hello Warden."
>She looks up at you
"Anon, what are you doing out of bed? It's been lights out for an hour now young man!
>She must recognize your voice
"But Warden, how can you put someone to bed if you can't even SEE THEM!"
>"Inmate Anonymous what are you talking about? I can see you just fine."
>You pause in the middle of throwing her books everywhere and pelvic thrusting
"Wut?"
>You both stare at each other
>She looks incredibly disappointed in you
>"Two weeks, no pudding."