Title:           I remember Pinkie... [Song Parody]
Author:          Smudgey
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First Edit:      Monday 1st of April 2013 11:37:39 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 29th of October 2014 11:23:35 AM CDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvM6bNwfTIg
 
Say, do you remember that mare Pinkie from the store.
Yeah, she always was the P0nyville clown...
Like the time she dared me to a dance off and she paired me with her sisters.
In the hopes they'd get rid of my frown.
Or the time that she convinced me to kiss Bon-Bon.
I was losing my marbles 'till my mind was gone.
What a crazy girl Pinkie was, always foolin' around!
 
Boy, what a joker.
What a silly, Pinkie Piiiie.
I'll never understand Pinkie.
I'll always wonder why...
 
Say, do you remember when I lost to that dare.
'Cause Pink' came up and chaos ensued.
And hey, how 'bout the day I played right inside of her trap.
And told my date that she was abused.
All those times that I caved, all those new things she tried.
All those brownies she made with the roofies inside.
Oh Pink', I think... it's just that... I couldn't really stand you!
 
Boy, what a joker.
What a silly, Pinkie Piiiie.
I'll never understand Pinkie.
I'll always wonder why...
 
You know I couldn't help but laugh.
Even though her pranks felt like crimes.
Remember when she broke in on my behalf?
Well, she really gave me wood that time!
 
(Time Warp)
 
Say, do you remember when I broke in Pinkie's house.
Late at night and gagged her mouth with a rag!?!?
Then I dragged her by her ankles to the middle of the forest.
And stuffed her full of my sexy swag!?!?
If her friends ever find out, who knows what they'd say.
But I'm sure if ol' Pink' still hadn't gone crazeh...
She would have to admit with glee...it was a pretty good shag!
 
Oh boyyyy, what a joker.
What a silly, Pinkie Piiiiiiiie.
I'll never understand Pinkie.
Why did she always cry...?
Oh boyyy, what a joker.
What a silly, Pinkie Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.
I'll never understand Pinkie.
No matter howwwww I tryyyy...
...Why did she always cry?
 
Ohhhh, I remember Pinkie.
Ohhhh, I remember Pinkie.
Ohhhh, I remember Pinkie.
Ohhhh, I remember Pinkie.
Ohhhh, I remember Pinkie.
Ohhhh, I remember Pinkie.
Ohhhh, I remember Pinkie.