Title:           I Just Got Raped [Song Parody]
Author:          Smudgey
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First Edit:      Tuesday 5th of March 2013 07:35:11 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 5th of March 2013 07:35:11 AM CDT

>Day True Friends in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>One of many in fact.
>You didn't know how many of you there were, new versions of you were showing up each day.
>Each in their own world.
>Every single one stuck there alone.
>But somehow...you knew they were there.
>You shared all their memories, and they in turn shared yours.
>It had become your nightly routine to pour yourself a hard drink, sit on the roof, and wax philosophic with your other selves.
>This world could've been nice, but you knew better, the things these p0nies were capable of.
>...The things they've done to every single Anon.
>You stare at your whiskey as it swirls in your glass and let the feelings of melancholy seep into you.
>All the p0nies from every universe were doing their own things.
>Some were at home alone.
>Some were spending time with friends at the bar.
>A rare few even got to sit down with their own Anon.
>The girls are all sipping their cider, while every Anon has something strong enough to blur the memories even for just a few glorious moments.
>As every single Anon, and every special somep0ny they belonged to, all took a sip and stared at the drinks in their hands and hooves...they looked up to bright night sky in unison.
>And began to sing their tales to one another.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy2YWGowObc
 
Sometimes.
>Flutters:"Oooooooh"
Something awful happens in this world...
>Flutters:"Aaaanon"
But you don't know how to express yourself so...
>Flutters:"And Flutterrape!"
You just gotta scream...
 
(Anon trapped in basement)
 
I just got raaaaaaped...and it felt so bad!
>Pinkie:"Felt so good..."
A p0ny forced me to put my penis inside of her!
I just got raaaaped...and I'll never get baaaaack...
>Pinkie:"Never get back."
To the not-horse-fucking ways of the paaaaast.
 
(Rarity at salon)
 
>Rarity:"Have you ever had sex? I have-it felt great!"
>Rarity:"It felt so good when I did it with his penis."
>Rarity:"Anon made me do it-we literally just rutted..."
>Rarity:"Getting raped can make a nice man into the meanest!"
 
(Anon walking from Twilight's)
 
Never guess where I just came from-I got RAPED!
Do I have to describe the feeling? She was a pest!
When I was having sex man my penis felt raped...
And she wrote to the princess right after she was done...
 
(Flutters walking through town)
 
>Flutters:"Oh yay! Didn't see you there-guess who I just did!?"
>Flutters:"Butt sex, undressed-saw his goodies and the rest!"
>Pinkie:"Was sure nice of him to let you do that thing."
>Flutters:"Nice of any guy ever!"
>Pinkie:Now sing!"
 
(Anon leaving Lyra's house)
 
I just got raaaaped...and it felt so bad...
>Lyra:"Felt so good..."
A p0ny made me put my penis inside of her!
I GOTTA TELL THE WORLD!
 
(Girls at the bar)
 
>Rainbow:"To be honest I'm surprised he didn't want me to do it..."
>Twilight:"Doesn't really make sense-but mare screw it!"
>Flutters:"I ain't one to argue with a hot monkey thing."
>Rainbow:"I could even be his wife!
>Applejack:"That good?"
>Rainbow:The best 30 seconds of my life!"
 
(Anon trapped in a barn)
 
I'm so bummed by that apple's ability to make me do her.
'Cuz honestly I'd rather have sex with a pile of manure.
With that in mind, a soft, nice human girl's better.
'Cuz she isn't insane and she fits me to the letter.
 
(Twilight on her balcony)
 
>Twilight:"So this one's dedicated to them guys...that make us flop around on top of them!"
>Twilight:"If you're near or far, whether short or tall..."
>Twilight:"We wanna thank you all for lettin' us rut you!"
 
(Multiple worlds)
 
>Rainbow:"He kept lookin' at his crotch..."
>Flutters:Doesn't matter had sex!"
>Pinkie:"But he cried the whole time!"
>Flutters:"Doesn't matter had sex!"
>Rarity:"I think he might've been a racist..."
>Flutters:"Doesn't matter had sex!"
>Twilight:"HE PUT A BAG ON MY HEAD!"
>Flutters:"STILL COUNTS!"
 
(Anon tied to his bed)
 
>Flutters:"I just had seeeeeeex...
RAPE!
>Flutters:"And my dreams came true!"
MY FEARS CAME TRUE!
>Flutters:"So if you just forced sex in the last 30 minutes then you're certified to rape with me!"
 
(Every Anon and P0ny sings)
 
>"We just had seeeeeeex"
Every Anon scream!
>"And it felt so good!"
We all got raped!!!
 
A p0ny made me put my penis inside of her.
WE GOTTA TELL THE WORLD!
We just got raAaAped and we'll never get back...
Nonono!
...to the not-horse-fucking ways of the paaaaast...
.....
...
.
>And as they all stared up to the star filled sky, every Anon downed their drinks and promptly committed ritual seppuku.
 
THE END!