Title:           How is this is my life... [Song Parody]
Author:          Smudgey
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/VizEdJyf
First Edit:      Tuesday 22nd of October 2013 07:07:40 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 29th of October 2014 09:49:02 AM CDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhalnCwP82s
 
Smudgey: *ahem*
 
My thread's got a problem;
There's this crazy bitch,
She waaakes us ev-er-y day.
She says "Man I really wanna use your dick,
In the worst...kind of way."
...
..
.
She touches my ass;
I wish she'd leave me alone,
It's just not funny playing that way.
But she haunts every mare who I just say I've known.
So my thread,
She's here'ta stay.
 
Everyday, everydayyy now, I say-ay-ay-ay;
"Neeeever, will she make my dick throb..."
Everyday, it's clicheee' now! I pray-ay-ay-ay!
"Neeext time, I should bring a lynch mob..."
 
 
She wants all my honey, seems I'm really hot stuff,
It's too bad we don't feel the same way.
At first it was funny; now I've just had enough,
Cause this world's a relentless chase.
 
 
Run away, run awayyy now! Away-ay-ay-ay!
"Laaast time, she tried corn on the cob..."
Everyday, it's the saaame now, I'm prey-ey-ey-ey!
"Eaaach night, I just curl up and sob..."
 
...Well she'd just might *please* me if I wasn't appalllllled oh yeahhh...
But god damn, this ride just won't end for loooong,
So I'll stayyyyy~!
 
Smudgey: "Let me hear about AiE NAOW!"
 
>"The town's got a new friend, man we hate this prick," (And we try!)
>"He changes ev-er-y day!" (Woo! Everyday now...)
>"One day he's a hero, next he steals my home."
>"In this thread,"
>"He get's his way." (Come and stay!)
 
>"What to say, he won't playyyy now, no way-ay-ay-ay."
>"Maaaan, When was he such a snob?"
>"What's today? A new dayyyy now...dismay-ay-ay-ay..."
>"Maaaan, Now he's become a slob..."
 
>"It's not cute, it's not funnnny, stop actin' this way."
>"Everyday, he's got a new job..."
>"It won't stay, quite this wayyyy no, so pray-ay-ay-ay."
>"Someday, he won't be a nut...joooooooob!"