Title:           At Least One of You is Going to Get Off to This
Author:          Slendermane
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/gBA7KR0C
First Edit:      Monday 27th of August 2012 11:08:52 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 27th of August 2012 11:08:52 AM CDT

>sitting on couch
>fat pony waddles over to you because she wants to have a snack.
>she tries to climb onto couch.
>she gets exhausted and rolls backward.
>you pick her up with three household cranes.
>she moans about missing her second brunch.
>the cookie dough tub in the living room is empty; time to bring her into the kitchen.
>you coat her flanks with butter to squeeze her through the doorway.
>as gently as you can, you drop her in front of the fridge and open it.
>on seeing the contents of the fridge, she uses her horn magic to levitate food items one by one into her mouth.
>you let her feed herself for a while.
>she suddenly whines about the fridge being empty and the open door is making her cold.
>she can't move away because her hooves no longer touch the ground.
>you yell at her for not releasing HL3 yet.