Title:           Who Poop Last?
Author:          Slasher_Science
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/7ds1b0Mp
First Edit:      Saturday 6th of July 2013 10:11:07 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 6th of July 2013 10:11:07 PM CDT

>Day DON'T GET ELIMINATED in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Ex Japanese gameshow host from Earth.
>In Ponyville you create great games that all the ponies love.
>Currently you have the mane six locked in a room, strapped to chairs.
>You look into the camera that is broadcasting your show all over Equestria.
"HERRRRO! Now we pray everybody a favorite game! WHO POOP RAST!?"
>Twilight struggles against her chair, "Anon! Let us go! This is more weird than your library game!"
>Pinkie Pie won't stop moving, "this is FUN!"
>You run over and rub Fluttershy's head.
"Everybody be more rike Fruttershy, happy peace funtime! REEEEEET'S PURAY!"
>Pulling a pill from your pocket, you hold it up in front of you.
"I feed you all many poo poo pir rast night! Now it charrenge to see,"
>You smile at the camera.
"WHO. POOP. RAST!?"
>Rarity is crying into her chest, "h-how vile..."
>Rainbow Dash looks relatively comfortable.
>"No problem. I go once a week anyways. No time to poo when you're going fast."
>Applejack looks very uncomfortable and her stomach growls.
>"Ah swear, life was good before this freaky critter came here. Ugh."
>You press gently on Fluttershy's belly.
>She whines and her stomach makes gurgling noises.
"Fruttershy, you want poooooop?"
>She looks up at you, "Is it y-your f-fetish?"
>You slap her.
"My fetish kawaii uguu moe, not dirty pig disgusting pony."
 
 
>It has been twenty minutes.
>All of the ponies are moaning in discomfort except for Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie.
>You walk over to Pinkie.
"I think pink pony might win!"
>She smiles and nods quickly, "Yep! I can hold my poo a reeeeealy long time, like this one time I didn't go for two weeks because I ate a bad chimicherrychanga and the doctor said I had to stop using the plunger to try getting it out because the hemroi-" *SPLAT*
>You jump back as watery shit is splashed all over the stage.
>The other ponies gasp in disgust.
>Pinkie Pie twitches and shivers, a little more liquid dripping out.
"PINK PONY POOP! BYE BYE!"
>She is dropped through the floor and a scruffy janitor runs out to clean up the shit.
"Now we pray charrenge gamu!"
>Rarity shakes her head, on the verge of a panic attack, "I can't even understand what he's saying!"
>A small hole opens up in the ground in front of each pony.
>Mechanical arms with boxing gloves attached come up, stopping in front of each of their stomachs.
"We pray, MAIKU TYSON TRIVIA!"
>You hold up your cards,
"First question: Twiright Sparkaru, where do baby comu from?"
>She starts sweating and her eyes dart to each of her friends.
>They look just as scared.
>"Um, they come from love. No! They come from the anus! The anus!"
>You pull a lever.
"WRONG ANSWER PUNCHU!"
>The boxing glove strikes purple notsosmart in the gut.
>She gasps and spits across the room but holds her shit in.
>Her tears are precious.
"Okay! Next up, Rainbow resbian!"
 
 
>Rainbow Dash smiles, "too easy."
"Question: squea root ovu nine!"
>Twilight tries to answer but her pain makes her words silent.
>Rainbow Dash looks rattled now.
>"Uhhhh, two?"
>Another lever is pulled and Rainbow Dash recieves a swift punch.
>She yelps and shit splatters everywhere.
>Like with Pinkie, Rainbow Dash is dropped through the floor in a mist of crap.
"Resbian bye bye! Next up, Rarity!"
>She lets out a nervous fart.
>"Th-that wasn't me!"
"Question: how rong does dragon rive?"
>"I can't understand you!"
"How. Rong. Do. Dragon. Rive?"
>She whines and a trickle of liquid shit makes it's way down her leg.
>"Grooooooss!"
>Her bowels release, unleashing the biggest lake of brown yet.
>Rarity is dropped through the floor bawling.
"Gamu ova! Three pony left! Now we wait!"
>…
>After another twenty minutes, you sit on a toilet in the middle of the room.
>Twilight is biting her lip in agony.
>Applejack has tears streaming down her face.
>Fluttershy is hyperventilating and hiding in her mane.
"I take poop, you watch!"
>You pull out a newspaper and begin to have a comfortable poo.
"Ahhh... Poop feel nice. Fruttershy, you rike a poop?"
>She looks at your crotch, "I like d-d-dick."
>You look Applejack in the eyes and grunt.
"Apperjack want take poop?"
>She shakes her head, "when ah get outta here, yer gettin' appleslapped back to whatever freaky world ye came from!"
>You smile at Twilight.
"Twiright Sparkaru? Twiright pooparu?"
>"I'm going to-" *PRAAPPP*
 
 
>Twilight Sparkle loses her shit.
>A solid brick slides out and slaps onto the floor.
>You reach back and flush your toilet, dropping Twilight through a hole.
"POOPOO IS MAGIC! TWIRIGHT ERIMINATED!"
>You wipe and stand up.
"Radies and genter corts, two pony reft! WHO. POOP. RAST?!"
>Applejack breaks down crying, "ah can't do it! Ah jus can't!"
>She pisses and shits herself in a flurry of yellow and brown.
>It runs down her tail and she hangs her head in shame.
>You eject her and let Fluttershy go.
>Butterflutter is raised up on a platform.
"FRUTTERSHY WIN! GREAT CHAMPION!"
>She looks around terrified, "I'd like to u-use the r-r-restroom."
>You hold up your hand,
"Fruttershy, you win grando purize!"
>She looks down at you, "wh-what is it?"
>You look at the camera and smile.
"Grando purize! SRIME!"
>A large door opens up above Fluttershy, dropping gallons of shit on her.
>All of the contestants and your own shit showers the pony.
>She squeaks, brown bubbles coming out of her nose.
>Her tail lifts and she farts quietly, a twinky sliding out.
>"This is my fetish..."
>Another great day of fun games in Equestria.