Title:           The Luna Mash
Author:          Slasher_Science
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First Edit:      Saturday 17th of November 2012 03:15:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 17th of November 2012 03:15:00 PM CDT

>You were working in the lab late one night,
>When your eyes beheld an eerie sight,
>For Fluttershy from your window began to rise,
>And suddenly to your surprise,
>"L-lets do the mash."
"How do you know the Monster Mash?!"
>"Please fill my ass."
"Fluttershy my window's gonna smash!"
>She stops rubbing her ass on the window with a squeak.
>You run over to your door and throw it open screaming into the night,
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FLUTTERSHY?! I CLEANED THAT WINDOW YESTERDA-"
>You notice Twilight Sparkle cowering in front of you.
"Oh, sorry Twilight."
>She recovers and smiles awkwardly,
>"Good evening Anon, can we... come in?"
>Fluttershy floats over and smiles.
"You can come in Twilight, she's gotta go."
>Fluttershy hangs her head and Twilight fidgets.
>"Uh actually Anon, I wanted to speak to both of you together."
>They both look at you hopefully, Fluttershy lands and her wings stay erect.
"Fine. But if you try anything Fluttershy I'm kicking you out."
>You move aside to let both in.
>They trot in looking around.
>Fluttergrope brushes your crotch with her erect wing on the way by.
"I mean it Fluttershy..."
>They both sit down on your couch and smile.
>You hope your nap spot doesn't smell like horse after this.
"So what's the deal sparkle brain?"
>She hugs one of your throw pillows and blushes, "well you see I... Um, I have been wanting to... Er, I really like-"
>"Twilight wants to rut Princess Luna!" Fluttershy interrupts.
 
 
>Your poker face is played.
>Twilight laughs nervously and smacks Fluttershy with her pillow.
>"And I was hoping you and Fluttershy could help me out... You know, since Luna always ships you two as her OTP..."
"She what?"
>Fluttershy holds out a newspaper,
>"Oh yes Anon, you didn't know? Princess Luna writes a weekly piece in the Canterlot Times called Fluttanon."
>You snatch the paper away from her and look in horror at a picture of Luna posing with a pen and paper.
>The Princess of the night is writing fanfiction about you and your stalker.
"Why haven't I heard about this?!"
>Twilight shrugs, "I dunno, It's very popular and pretty hot stuff. But seriously, will you help me... Get closer to the princess?"
>Twenty minutes later you stand with the two ponies at the entrance to Celestia's and Luna's castle, teleported there eagerly by Twilight.
"I can't believe I agreed to this."
>Twilight nuzzles her head against your side, "thankyouthankyouthankyou!"
>Fluttershy puts her hoof on Twilight's head and pushes her away, "eeeeasy now."
>You glare at her and walk to the large doors.
"Let's go get you laid Twilight, I want to go to bed."
>Fluttershy holds up a hoof, "I could go back and warm it up f-for us!"
"Ahahahahahah! No."
>The three of you approach the guards and Twilight asks for an audience with Luna.
>The guard smiles, "anything for the soon-to-be Alicorn and Princess Luna's OTP!"
"U wot m8?"
>He leads you to a large door with a moon etched into it and knocks before he leaves.
>Great. You can already imagine the spaghetti potluck thats about to go down.
>The door opens and Luna stands inside regally.
>"We told you sister, we will not ship you with Discord in our stor-"
>She freezes when she notices you and her eyes widen.
>"FLUTTANON!"
>She scoops up Fluttershy and you into a hug, forcing your faces together, "now kiss!"
 
 
>Fluttershy immediately tries to put her tongue in you and you look away.
"Put me down! Put me down!"
>Luna drops both of you and dances in place.
>"Has thou come for an autograph?! Or a live reenactment of our latest chapter?!"
>Fluttershy nods and you push Twilight forward.
"No actually, Twilight wants to speak to you princess."
>Crisis averted.
>"Well, we shall make the intercourse scene canon later! Huzzah!"
>Why.
>Twilight awkwardly begins small talk with Luna but the princess can only keep smiling at you and Fluttershy.
>This will end bad.
>"Anyway Princess, I was wondering if you'd like to uh, come over to my house some time?"
>Twilight tries and fails at making a seductive face.
>"If Fluttanon will be there our body is most ready."
>She smiles at you and you shiver.
>Suddenly Lunaghetti teleports to your side and sniffs your hand.
>You move away and force Fluttershy in front of you.
>She moans when your hand pushes on the base of her wing and Luna gasps,
>"Tis' beginning!"
"No it's not!"
>Twilight teleports in front of Luna in a cloud of spaghetti and locks lips with her.
"Holy shit..."
>Your pants tighten unexpectedly and Fluttershy's wings pop up.
>Luna's eyes widen and she backs away sputtering.
>"T-Twilight Sparkle... What has come over thou?!"
>You fight back your laughter as Twilight loses her shit, her ears drooping and awkward laughter coming from her mouth.
>"Sorry princess I... I REALLY LIKE YOU!"
>She turns and bolts from the room yelling.
"HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Holy SHIT! Let's go home Fluttershy."
>Wiping tears from your eyes, you drag Fluttershy out of the room as Luna stares with an open mouth.
 
 
>The next day you find Luna waiting in your living room.
"Oh great. Can I help you princess?"
>You notice she has several luggage bags.
>"Our good friend Anon! We have come to rent the spare den of your fortress of solitude for but a fortnight!"
>She smiles and poses for you.
>She'd be pretty cute if she wasn't so damn awkward.
"Wait, what?"
>Luna tosses a large purse in front of you and several gold bits fall out.
>"Your pay will be grand!"
>Rubbing your chin, you collect the bits.
>This has the potential to lead to the biggest spaghetti-con ever if Twilight comes over.
"Sure princess, Right this way to your room!"
>"Most excellent!"
>Two hours later, Luna is settled in and Twilight has come over.
>Fluttershy had followed and you ignored the fact that she had just walked in.
>The the two of you watch as Twilight looks eagerly through a hole in the wall, viewing Luna using your shower.
"I don't get it. She's naked all the time, what's the difference now?"
>Twilight turns and hisses, "she's WET!"
>Fluttershy attempts to initiate a hoofjob on you again as she talks, "oh and y-you're wet too huh Twilight?"
>Twilight turns back to her show and her horn glows, "yeeees, I am."
>You slap Fluttershy on the back of the head and yawn.
"Well you better get lucky soon, It's about time for my nap."
>Suddenly Twilight gasps and begins masturbating in front of you, "she's shampooing! She's shampooing!"
>This is your cue to leave.
>On your way at of the room you hear Fluttershy begin to moan along with Twilight.
"This house is tainted."
 
 
>You awake from your nap to Fluttershy and Twilight having a conversion next to you.
>Fluttershy is drooling and staring at you while Twilight sips from a mug of cider looking distessed.
>"Maybe you should try pleasuring her again Twilight..."
>You frown and sit up glaring at the yellow pony.
>Twilight downs the rest of her booze and shouts, "I've got it!"
>She sets down the mug and runs for the stairs.
>You and Fluttershy look at eachother for a second then scramble after her.
>This will be good.
>The three of you creep into Luna's rented room.
>The princess has her back to you, using magic to write and doesn't notice you have entered.
>Twilight sneaks up behind her and you watch in shock as she jams her horn into Luna's twat.
>"AUUUUUUUGH!" Luna screams and jumps off of the horn.
>"H-how did that feel princess?" Twilight cowers and brushes her horn nervously, then smells her hoof.
>Luna looks beyond pissed and massages her crotch.
>"LEAVE US NOW TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"
 
 
>Twilight sobs into your shoulder while Fluttershy rubs her back.
>"I j-just *sniff* want her t-to want me!"
"Maybe sticking your horn inside her isn't the way to go about it."
>Fluttershy nods, "yes maybe you should just r-rape her!"
"No! That's a horrible ide-"
>"A great idea!"
>Twilight stands up and her horn glows.
>Well shit...
>You try to stop her, but she runs for the stairs again and you chase with Fluttershy on your arm.
"Twilight don't do this!"
>She bursts into Luna's room with you right behind and a flash of magic blinds everyone.
>You and Fluttershy are magically pinned to a wall and Luna to her bed.
>"WHAT? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS TREACHERY TWILIGHT SPARKLE?!"
>Twilight slowly advances on Luna, her mane disheveled and smiles.
>"Relax Princess, I want to please you."
>You try to struggle but are held tight.
>Fluttershy's head is pinned next to your waist and she takes the opertunity to begin sniffing deeply.
"Twilight you have to-"
>"Shut up!"
>Now you can't talk along with being unable to move.
>Luna is apparently unable to use magic and begins breathing heavy in fear.
>"What does thou plan to do?"
>Twilight crawls on top of her and kisses her neck.
>"Magic."
 
 
>Your boner is beginning to hurt from being trapped by your jeans and Fluttershy is scrambling with all her might to get to it.
>Twilight puts her hoof between Luna's legs and begins rubbing her.
>Luna moans and bites her lip.
>"We are... A princess -ungh- not... some mare's p-play thing!"
>Twilight puts a hoof over her mouth and kisses her chest several times, "please don't hate me Luna, I just can't quit thinking about you."
>Twilight lowers her head and gives Luna's mound a lick.
>"OH WHAT ARE YOU-"
>With her hooves on either thigh, Twilight spreads the princess' legs and wiggles her tongue over the clit.
>Luna bleats and begins instantly squirting.
>Fluttershy has now managed to successfully bite onto your pants and undo the button.
>You feel relief from having your member released of it's tight confines but then it slaps down onto Fluttershy's forehead.
>She licks her lips and her eyes dilate.
>Shit.
>Twilight begins rubbing herself and continues her tongue bath on Luna's crotch.
>"Uh! Oh! Twilight thou art... good..."
>Twilight's tail swishes with pleasure and she gives a couple long appreciative licks, sending Luna into another fit.
>She pulls her face away and you can see it's sticky and soaked.
 
 
>Luna sighs and Twilight flips around, her crotch above Luna's face now.
>"Twilight I-"
>Her speech is cut short when Twilight sets herself on Luna's face and continues where she left off on her clit.
>Fluttershy greedily takes up your meat in her mouth and you panic.
>She looks up at you merrily and slurps as hard as she can.
>God she's bad at this.
>Meanwhile the two purple mares moan as they eat each other out.
>You could fap to this.
>If Flutterrape wasn't scraping her teeth across your dick.
>You never asked for this.
>Twilight shivers then shouts in orgasm from her royal tounging and rolls off of Luna.
>The magic is released from Luna and she jumps to stand above Twilight.
>Purple smart cowers and attempts to re-seal her, but Luna is faster and binds her first.
>The princess smiles and her horn glows.
>A large strap-on floats out of a luggage bag and toward her.
>Dafuq?
>Twilight's eyes sparkle as Luna straps it to herself.
>"We were planning on saving the first use of 'The Equalizer' on Anon, but... You will do."
>Ignoring that disturbing comment, you glare at Fluttershy.
>She smiles and takes your scrotum into her mouth.
>Oh god please no.
 
 
>You wince as she moves your boys around hard with her tongue and chokes.
>She spits them out and glomps onto your rod again.
>Taking more than she can handle, your nightmares come true and she begins vomiting on your cock.
>She spits again and tears roll down her face.
>With a weak smile at you, she goes back to licking.
>Luna lines up her fake erection at Twilight's entrance and the little pony winks at you.
>The fake cock slides into Twilight and her eyes go wide.
>Luna fully sheaths it, slowly pulls out, then begins pounding into Twilight.
>The princess bends down and kisses her subject.
>"Just this once Twilight Sparkle. No one must ever know."
>Fluttershy spits you out and gasps for breath, tired from her poor excuse of a blowjob.
>Finally.
>Forgetting the penetration, Luna releases Twilight from the bind and the two roll around on the bed making out, tongues flying everywhere.
>Luna's horn glows and Twilight bucks and whinnys in orgasm, her fluids soak the sheets.
>"Art thou pleased young Twilight?" She smirks.
>"Oooooh yes Princess..."
>The seal on you and Fluttershy is released just before Yellowquiet can get her teeth on you again and you both fall.
>Twilight throws you both out with magic and slams the door.
>You stand and stomp to your room.
>"A-are we going to your room to... finish Anon?"
>You slam the door in her face and go to get your lotion to finish the job.
>Fucking ponies.
 
 
FIN