Title:           The Girl With The Dragon Dildo Tattoo
Author:          Slasher_Science
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First Edit:      Saturday 29th of June 2013 01:19:10 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 29th of June 2013 01:19:10 AM CDT

>Day Hepatitis in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Tattoo artist.
>Who the fuck wants their cutie mark removed and replaced with a tattoo of a pear?
>Big Macintosh does.
"Your sister's gonna flip man, you sure about this?"
>"Eeyup."
>The customer is always right.
>At least this was a simple tattoo.
>Unlike that portrait of Twilight Sparkle you put on Trixie's lower back.
>Creepy bitch.
>Surprisingly, Big Mac is a crier.
"Oh it's not that bad you big baby! Hold still!"
>After much tears, the tat is done.
>Big Mac leaves you a good tip and happily leaves.
>Ever since you had opened shop and explained what tattoos were, ponies couldn't wait to get tatted.
>Sure they could do it with magic but they seemed to like the rugged genuinely crafted works of art you did.
>Rainbow Dash now had a full sleeve.
>Dyke.
>Wait, didn't ponies have like fur or fuz or something?
>Doesn't matter, give tats.
>The door opens and your next customer comes in.
"Apple Bloom, you're too young for a tattoo."
>"Ah just sawr mah bruther come outta here with a bandage on and I KNOW he got one, now I demand a cutie mark Anon!"
 
 
>Every damn day she would come in.
>Most times she would bring her creepy friends.
>Yes,
>The CMC were fucking creepy.
>They were almost as bad with the stalking as Fluttershy.
"Once again Apple Bloom, I can't give minors tattoos without parental consent."
>She jumps up into your work chair and appleslaps you
>"MAH PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAD!"
>Fuck.
"Sorry, I meant Applejack's consent."
>"Applejack is not mah mom."
>You turn and start to clean up.
"That's what you think..."
>"Whut?"
"Nothing. Listen Apple Bloom, you should run along and play with your little friends."
>The tantrum.
>It begins.
>"But you have lotsah tattoos! Why can't ah have ONE?!"
>She gives you the puppy eyes in the mirror.
>Her lip quivers.
>By now you are immune.
"No means no."
>She smiles slyly.
>"Ah could do you a... Favor?"
>You see her lick her lips and wiggle her eyebrows.
>Oh god why?!
>You turn,
"WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT?! THAT'S VERY BAD!"
>She turns and points at the door just as Fluttershy walks in.
>"Ah learned it frum her!"
>Fluttershy smiles, "h-hello Anon, I'm here for my f-first tattoo."
 
 
>You laugh.
>Oh god, FLUTTERSHY under the needle?!
"Fluttershy, you're aware a tattoo is done by putting ink into your skin with needles right?"
>She whimpers.
>"Y-yes I heard. But, but it's a risk I'll take!"
>Fucking Iron Will.
>You motion for Apple Bloom to move.
"Alright, have a seat."
>You're still holding back laughter.
>She sits.
>Holy shit, she's serious?
>Apple Bloom sits in the seat next to her, "ah gotta see this!"
"What are we putting on you Fluttersh-"
>"I want a Hot Monkey Dick in my v-vagina!"
>Seriously bro?
"I'm not putting my junk anywhere near there."
>"N-no! I want a tattoo of your p-penis inside me."
"Apple Bloom you should probably leave."
>"No way!"
>Fluttershy spreads her legs, "you'll do it?!"
"Hell no, pick something else."
>She looks disappointed, "alright um, I was thinking um, a picture of you over my cutie mark."
>You drag a hand down your face
"Fine,
Yeah,
Sure."
>She squees, "r-really!?"
"Flip over onto your stomach."
>She does so and you get your supplies out.
>The shit you put up with.
>Apple Bloom is watching every move.
>You begin.
 
 
>Fluttershy is of course a sissy.
>She cries the whole time.
>It's tough to work with her sobbing and flinching.
>But you don't really care about the quality with her.
>You of course weren't tattooing your face on her.
>"Yer so brave Fluttershy!" Apple Bloom cheers.
>Fluttershy sniffles, "Th-thank y-you... I will endure any pain for h-hot monkey di- for Anon."
>You roll your eyes.
"Hold still!"
>She's going to make you stab her.
>You don't need no lawsuits on your ass.
>Ain't nobody got time for that.
>After another 45 minutes, it's done.
>You wipe some ink away and slap a bandage over it.
>"It's d-done?!"
>You're surprised she didn't pass out.
>Her eyes are red and there's snot running from her nostrils.
>"Can I s-see it?"
>You start to clean up.
"No. Don't take that bandage off until tomorrow. Don't scratch or pick at it and don't let it dry out too much."
>She hugs you and gets her saliva and snot all over you while she spouts her thanks.
>"I'm going to show all my friends tomorrow!"
>You work your hardest not to laugh.
"Yeah, you do that Flutters."
>She pays you, offers you a blowjob which you respectfully decline, then leaves happily.
>Apple Bloom sinks in her seat.
>"Ah wish ah coulda seen it."
>You smile
"It was probably my best work yet."
>Tomorrow Fluttershy would remove that bandage.
>You would pay to see her reaction.
>You silently laugh at the thought of it:
>A tattoo of a dragon dildo with the word 'RAPIST' in red on it.
>Poor stupid
>Fucking Fluttershy.