Title:           Sun Spots- Part I
Author:          Slasher_Science
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First Edit:      Thursday 20th of December 2012 02:33:11 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 20th of December 2012 02:33:11 AM CDT

>Celestia is ruining your life.
>Not that it was great before.
>Coming to Equestria.
>Convincing talking equines that you weren't a monster.
>Trying to adapt to said equine's way of life.
>Becoming a target for unwanted sexual advances by those same equines.
>And that time you had almost gone through with the deed in Pinkie's room...
>She could be very convincing.
>But now,
>Now the ruler of Equestria herself was making your life hell.
>It all started on a day you were summoned to see her personally: ---
>Luckily Rainbow Dash had offered to go with you.
>She was your true bro in this colorful world.
>And the only pony not trying to get in your pants, study you, make you a slave or have sex with your hands.
>Fucking ponies.
>Anyway,
>You take the train all the way to Canterlot.
>A city full of smug assholes.
>You had met with Celestia on several occasions, always with the mane six.
>She was constantly offering you private tours of the castle or overnight stays in the royal guest chambers.
>And once even a private flight on her back.
>You always declined.
>She never even seemed to care to talk to any of the ponies when you were near.
>Last time you had been overshadowed by Twilight Spoorkle's rapid jabbering.
>She was a little... Much, but you cursed yourself for finding her the cutest of all ponies.
>So adorkable...
>But something ominous...
>You take a deep breath and enter the castle with Rainbow.
 
 
>You are Celestia.
>The most gallant and beautiful of all pony kind.
>You had made sure to be extra beautiful today.
>Luna had even offered to brush your mane this morning and you had let her for a couple hours.
>You were sure you looked stunning.
>The monkey man was bound to show up at any moment.
>You had some words for him.
>As you wait, you can't help but look at the sun, reading the time.
>Shouldn't he be here by now?
>Did he get the letter?
>He got it right?
>Did he get lost?
>Or hurt?!
>Where is he?!
>You realize you are breathing heavy and clear your throat.
>Keep cool Celestia, you are a princess!
>The doors boom open and you jump up.
I'm a big mare!
>Anon and Rainbow Dash stare at you, then bow.
Ahem...
>You sit down and put on the royal commanding face.
Anon, I thought I told you to come alone.
>You glare down your snout at the Element of Loyalty.
>She begins to sweat under your gaze and takes flight.
>"Uh heh heh, sorry princess! I'llwaitoutsideAnon!"
>She leaves the room.
>You have a nervous Human alone in the royal chambers.
>He shuffles and awkwardly smiles up at you.
>'You're a big mare Celestia, you're a big mare, you can do this!'
Anon. I have some questions for you.
 
 
>Anon looks like a foal awating punishment for breaking something.
>You are pleased by this.
I have recieved several complaints from Ponyville regarding you.
>He looks surprised.
>"Complaints? About me?"
Yes. About you. My little ponies are distraught over your behavior toward them.
>His eyebrows raise higher.
I have heard that you have been most rude about their offerings of affection toward you...
>He makes a face like sudden realization.
>"Wait a minute princess, you mean they complained to you that I wouldn't let them molest me?!"
Molest?
>That's a new word to you.
>"Actually no, not molest: rape! Your 'little ponies' come close to carrying out RAPE on a daily basis!"
>You frown.
That is a heavy accusation Anon.
>He looks flustered.
>"Well I don't want their 'affection' so can you just tell them to stop! I just want to live in peace!"
>You stand.
I'm not sure how things work where you come from Mr. Human, but here in Equestia, rudeness is not tolerated!
>He throws his arms up,
>"How is it rude to voice a boundry! I've stated numerous times, very politely that I am NOT. ATTRACTED. TO. PONIES!"
>Your cheeks puff out without meaning to.
>You can feel your feathers ruffle and your face flush.
>Anon looks like he regrets his words and stammers an apology.
THAT'S- I-... AUUUUUGH!
 
 
>You lose your royal demeanor right there.
>It has been ages since your last tantrum.
>Few were still alive to remember the last.
>But this Anon,
>For some reason he had a way of getting under your coat.
>You begin stomping and fuming.
>He backs away slowly as your wings shoot out and feathers begin spreading through the air around you.
YOU... TAKE THAT BACK!
>Suddenly Luna runs into the room to your side.
>"Sister please! Control yourself!"
>She puts a hoof on your back and rubs.
>You groan and begin to calm down.
>You will definitely regret this loss of coolness later...
>Breathing heavy, you look up at Anon.
>He's scared.
>Oh no...
>You try to reclaim your royal air and supress your frustrated embarrassment.
I apologize Anon... Please, forget that happened.
>He looks unsure.
>"I should probably go now princess..."
>He bows and turns for the door.
WAIT!
>You hold up a hoof.
>He flinches and looks back.
>There's that annoying flush again.
>And you don't even know what you were going to say...
>You just stand there looking at him in awkward silence.
>Luna whispers to you, "sister it's probably for the best he takes leave for this day..."
>You close your eyes and turn your flanks to him.
Fine. Leave at once.
>You hear the door open and boom shut.
Not attracted to ponies...
>You slowly make your way to your room feeling guilty.
>Foolish Anon...
 
 
>You are Anon.
>And what the HELL was that?!
>The ruler of Equestria just threw a tantrum and probably almost gored your ass on that huge horn of hers.
>You leave the castle dragging Rainbow Dash.
>"Hey! What happened? How'd it go? What was all that noise? Are you in trouble?!"
I'll tell you on the train!
>She lets you drag her all the way back to the express.
>After the locomotive begins to move, she leans toward you.
>"Alright spill it already!"
>You tell her everything that happened in the room.
>She doesn't speak for a while aferwards.
>You stare, waiting for some kind of reaction.
>Then
>She starts laughing.
>Deep laughs from her belly until tears form in her eyes.
>You frown and cross your arms.
Glad you think this is funny.
>She wipes her eye, "Oooooh wow Anon! Not only did you make Princess Celestia lose her cool, which I wish I had seen by the way, but you are SO DENSE!"
What? Dense?
>She nods and gives a few more giggles.
>"Yeah, as in clueless? You have a lot to learn still about Equestria buddy."
>You look out the window.
Maybe I should talk to Twilight Sparkle...
>"Yeah, that's a good idea: talk to a pony who is more awkward than Rarity at the Thrift Barn!"
>Rainbow slaps her leg and barks a laugh.
>"T-tell her about your problems fitting in! You know, since she's the best at it! BAHHHHHAHAHAHA!"
>At this point Dash is rolling in her seat with mirth.
Why do I hang out with you?
 
 
>You are Luna.
>After your sister had retreated to her chambers you wait outside the door.
>What is wrong with her?
>It had been ages even before you had been banished that you had seen the royal tantrum thrown.
>And that was because of a war.
>Not because of a few words from some monkey.
>Your sister was acting very strange ever since he came.
>You frown as you hear Celestia smash something in her room.
>Using some magic, you let your eyes see through the door and your ears hear her voice.
>"Not attracted to ponies?!" Celestia stands in front of her large mirror, screaming at her reflection.
>"Not attracted?! Ponies?!" Suddenly her hoof shoots out and smashes through the mirror.
>You flinch.
>Celestia goes to her desk and you expect her to smash that mirror as well.
>Instead, she begins opening her different designer makeup.
Sister?
>She starts to smear makeup on her face and looks bewildered into the mirror.
>"Am I attractive now? Are you attracted to b-big mares Anonnnnn?!"
>She slams her head down sobbing.
Oh sister...
>You open the door and go to comfort her.
 
 
>You walk in, whisper comforting words into her ear and guide her to her large bed.
>She lays down sniffling and you curl up beside her.
>Just like when you were younger.
>So many ages ago.
>Sharing eachother's warmth when mother and father were gone.
>Just you and your beautiful sister.
>You wrap a wing around her and stroke her astral mane.
>"I'm sorry you have to see me like this sister..."
>You would agree with her, but you can't seem to find the will.
>This side of your sister,
>It's been too long.
Just take as much time as needed Celest...
>That name hadn't been used in a while.
>She smiles at this.
>Your wing squeezes her closer to you.
>Mouth going dry.
>Heart rate increasing.
>Tail lifting-
>You shake your head and go back to stroking her mane.
>Her sobs are faint now and your rub your muzzle along her neck.
>She sighs and rubs her own head against yours.
>Just like old times.
>Except...
>Now you are older.
>Wiser.
>You have goals and dreams.
>Instead of nuzzling, you bring out your tongue and lick up Celestia's neck.
 
 
>She moans and you feel her tense up.
>You have never heard your sister moan!
>Oh wait...
>There was that one time in your youth when you had heard her romp with that foreign prince through the walls.
>But you had made sure he was never found.
>Deep in the ocean.
>Either way, Celestia's moan starts up your winking.
>Your tail could lift a colt.
>There's most likely a decent puddle in her sheets now from one good squirt.
>Your sister suuddenly backs up.
>"L-Luna what are you doing?!"
>You pounce.
>Celestia looks confused under you.
>Her mane splays majestically across the bed.
We need you big sister. You need us. It is only natural we partake in the... Carnal desires.
>You kiss her.
>She may still be smeared in makeup, but it's everything you imagined it to be.
>Warm and wet.
>You tongue slides across her lips.
>"Mmmff?!"
>She's pushing against you, but very weakly.
>And there has been no magic used.
>A good sign.
>You decide that is the go-ahead.
>You wrap your legs around one of hers and begin sliding your groin up and down.
>You moan into her mouth and back away for air.
>She still looks confused.
>"Luna this is... Strange."
Shhh
>You grab her horn and pull it toward you.
>"Luna no!"
>You slide it into your mouth with a moan.
 
 
>She melts back into the sheets in a fit of whinnies.
>You smile around her horn as it slides farther into your throat.
>The grooves are stimulated by your tongue.
>She begins breathing hysterically underneath you.
>You work your hips faster, almost to the edge.
>Celestia screams out and you feel her magic essence seep from her horn.
>You swallow it eagerly.
>It tastes like a mixture of citrus and tart sweetness.
>She bucks around in orgasm, her fluids creating a sticky film on your leg.
>With a rough rub, you finish as well, still sucking on the tip of her horn.
>Eventually your sister lays still below you breathing heavy.
>The room smells as though a super powered thunderstorm is approaching.
>You cuddle into her and keep suckling her beautiful horn, rubbing the base of it with a hoof.
I love you sister.
>Her hooves kick at you and you are sent tumbling from the bed.
>With a surprised yell you stand.
Sister! Have we not pleased you to your liking?
>She rolls over away from you.
>"Get out!"
>You hold up a hoof and your ears droop.
B-but Celest-
>She uses the Royal Canterlot Voice.
>"DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! I SAID GET OUT!"
>You turn and flee from her presence, hurt.
 
 
>You are Anon.
>Last night Rainbow crashed at your place.
>You find her passed out on your couch, drooling and snoring on her back.
>You chuckle as she scratches her crotch and mutters something.
>She wears her Captain Pone pajamas.
>Some weird super hero comic she liked or something.
>You start to make some toast.
>As it heats, you write a note for Dash, explaining where you're going.
>This was pretty normal.
>She might as well be your roommate with how often she was at your home, using all your stuff.
>It could work out.
>If she only showered more.
>You had never brought it up, but that mare could get a good musk going after a flight.
>You eat then leave for the library.
>It's pretty stupid but you try to tame your messy hair before you arrive.
>No food on the face? Check.
>No stains on your clothes? Check.
>All ready, you knock on her door.
>Spike answers.
What's going on bro? Twilight in?
>Before he can answer Twilight teleports into the doorway and knocks the little dragon away, sending him crashing into a bookshelf.
>"Anon? ANON?!"
>Her mouth opens wide and she begins yelling.
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>She begins teleporting all over the place, on the door frame, on a bookshelf, on her large globe, on the ceiling, all the while shouting.
>When she teleports near you, you grab her horn and she stops, held up in your grip.
Can we talk?
>Twilight smiles and teleports to the stairs.
>"YUS! Let's go to my room!"
>You put your hands in your pockets and flip your hair.
Yeah. Whatever.
>She squees and runs up the stairs, her tail flipping out in every direction.
 
 
>Twilight dances from hoof to hoof when you get to her room.
>She starts jabbering about how she had finally won and her friend's would be so jealous.
>She never shut up.
>It reminded you of a friend back on Earth you used to write with.
>"So! Should I bathe first? Or is that not a good idea? I read that some males prefer a musk?"
>You hold up your hand.
Wait Twilight, when I said 'talk' that's what I meant.
>She looks disappointed.
I need your help with something.
>She puffs up with pride, "you came to the right pony."
Whatever. Listen, I can't write in pony scribble, so I need you to write and send a letter for me.
>She tilts her head.
>"To?"
Princess Celestia.
>She looks excited and runs to grab a scroll and quill.
>You sit on her bed as she gets poised to write.
>"Okay Anon, just tell me what you want!"
>You clear your throat.
Dear Princess Celestia,
You are a huge bitch.
>Twilight sputters, "I'm NOT writing that!"
>You glare.
Fine... You have greatly upset me. I must ask that you hear my side of the way things are in Ponyville for a Human.
>You go on for a while constructing an argument.
>After it's finished and read back to you, Twilight gets her dragon slave to send it.
Now we wait...
 
 
>You get up to leave.
Thanks Twi, really appreciate it or whatever.
>Must leave before she can barrage you with more adorkable behavior.
>"Wait Anon!"
>You sigh and turn back to her.
>She blushes and sits on her rear, twiddling her front hooves.
>"Can um, can I have the usual?"
>Fuck.
>You had thought for sure she would forget.
>Every one of these ponies had some kind of weird thing they liked you to do.
>For Pinkie Pie it was belly rubs.
>Applejack loved to have her tail pulled.
>Rarity demanded you massaged her.
>Fluttershy wouldn't stop asking what your fucking fetish was and was generally a rapist.
>Rainbow Dash actually enjoyed the smell of your piss for some reason and always asked you to not flush for her.
>And Twilight Sparkle...
>You walk over to her dresser with a groan.
>She jumps up and down clopping her hooves together then runs to her seat in front of the mirror.
>You pick up her brush and walk behind her.
>Mane brushing.
>For some damn reason, this activity made Twilight wetter than a Slip 'N Slide.
>You place a hand on her side to hold her steady.
>She shivers and smiles at you through the reflection.
>You raise the brush to her mane and gulp.
>This was always the most intimate of any of the activities you did with the mane six.
 
 
>"Hang on..."
>Twilight's horn glows and the needle of her record player drops with a scratch.
>The music starts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyVTjoW0LzY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
>"Okay go on..."
>This is why Twilight Sparkle was the only pony besides Dash you willingly visited.
>You place the bristles into her mane.
>A gust of breath escapes her lips as the brush touches her scalp.
>You slowly begin to drag it down.
>"ooooOOOOOOOH!"
>Her moan increases in volume as the brush slides through her silky locks.
>She squeezes the stool she is on and closes her eyes.
>You know her nethers have begun to water.
>As you remove the brush and place it back at the top of her head, you notice that you are holding your breath.
>Why not have a little fun?
>Dragging the brush through another stroke, you wrap your free arm around her neck.
>You bend down and breathe into her ear.
Does that feel good Twilight?
>She moans loudly and seizes up, cumming instantly to your hot breath in her ear.
>You wait for her jittering to stop before continuing.
>A smell like grape jam fills the air and she rubs her head back against you.
>"Don't stop..."
 
 
>With your arm still around her, you begin brushing a little more roughly.
>"Ah. Ah. Ah! Oh... Mm. Ahh. Yeah~"
>Her hips buck forward with each swipe of the brush.
>You hope she doesn't feel how hard you are, pressed to her back.
>The stool slides across the wood floor with every thrust of her hips.
>You have to take littke steps forward each time and keep dragging the bristles through her mane.
>You feel her tongue begin to lap at your arm below her chin.
>Her tail thumps up between your legs over and over in time to the brushes.
>"I'm gonna..."
>She shrieks and loses herself in another orgasm.
>"ARE YOU GONNA MOUNT ME OR WHAT?!"
>You continue brushing and smile.
I don't think so...
>She groans in frustration and rubs her sopping crotch.
>You let her go and toss the brush back on the dresser.
>"You're done?!"
Yup.
>You reach up and stroke her horn like you would on yourself tonight.
>Twilight yells at the top of her lungs and a purple magical mist spouts from the tip of her horn.
>You chuckle after she collapses onto the floor with her plot in the air, unconscious.
>You sigh and leave the room.
>Spike stares at you in awe as you leave.
Take it easy bro.
 
 
>You are Celestia.
>It's night now.
>Luna is surely going about nightly dealings at this time.
>You still feel unsettled by what she attempted.
>But you must clear your mind.
>This was a delicate pocedure.
>Lack of concentration could prove disastrous.
>This was something you couldn't fix with magic should it go wrong.
>This was your mind.
>You breathe deeply and shape the aspect of sound.
>Anon's voice.
>Anon's voice.
>You squeeze your eyes shut tight.
>Anon's-
Oh come on!
>Caving in from impatience you let a bit of magic float into your thoughts.
Come on...
>There's a shimmer in front of you.
>You gasp.
>The form of Anon begins to appear.
>With a little more mental prodding, he finally becomes whole.
>He smiles at you, "hello lover."
>You giggle happily and your long tail lifts a little.
>You smile seductively at your tulpa.
Welcome to my chambers... nonA.
 
 
>You are Luna.
>You gaze in wonder through your sister's door.
>She lays on her bed talking to herself.
>"Oh, he's so frustrating! I just get all flustered whenever he's around and then I can't stop myself from being rude!"
>She plays with her mane and stares at a spot on the ground as though listening.
>"Yes! Exactly, he shouldn't look at any other pony, I'M the princess! I'M beautiful! Right?"
>She looks at the wall pleadingly.
>Then she smiles and swells with pride.
>"Oh you're such a sweet talker."
What is this madness?
>Celestia rolls onto her back.
>Her tail wafts her scent as though there is a stallion there.
>"Would you like to make me feel beautiful?"
>You can't watch anymore.
Oh sister...
>You turn and walk away.
>All of your nightly duties are finished, so you decide to head to Ponyville.
>You needed to speak to Anon.
 
 
>You are Anon.
>You wake up to something falling on your face.
WHAZZAT?!
>You sit up and scratch at your face.
>After you turn on the light, you realize that the thing attacking your face is actually a scroll.
>Celestia!
>You pick it up and eagerly open it.
>There are only a bit of words, but taking up most of the parchment in big red letters are the words 'EVICTION NOTICE'.
What?
>Your heart begins to race.
>There's the royal stamp and everything...
>At the bottom in scribbled awkward letters is a small note.
>'It iz hard for mee to rite in hewmun skribbl. Plese com to the kastl tomoro, Sulestia'.
>You growl in frustration.
THIS bitch...
>There's a tapping at your window.
>You look up and see Luna flying outside.
Princess Luna?
>You get up and open it for her.
>She glides in and plops down on your bed.
>"The Human Anonymous, It is I: Princess Of The Night, LUNA!"
>She says this all while curled up in your bed with wide eyes and screaming the last part.
Eh, yeah... I know who you are princess.
>"Right right right..." she looks down as though composing herself, eyes still wide.
Did you need something Princess? I'm kind of in the middle of something.
>She kneads your pillow to her liking and rests her head.
>"Thou art busy? In the night?" She looks down at your underwear, "Oh... The Nocturnal Emissions."
No!
>You hold up the scroll.
Your sister just decreed my eviction from this house!
>Luna gasps and sits up.
>Her wings shoot out and lightning strikes outside.
>"This is YOUR dwelling?!"
 
 
>You groan.
Princess-
>"Luna."
Princess Luna-
>"Woona."
Princess Woona I-
>"Luna."
PRINCESS LUNA THIS IS SERIOUS AND I NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN HERE SO-
>"Please call us Luna. Just. Luna."
>You seethe and glare at her, the parchment crinkling in your hand.
>She raises her chin and closes her eyes.
>"If you call us the name we desire, we may be able to help you, The Human Anonymous."
>Wait a second,
>Luna is Celestia's sister!
>Her right hand mare!
Luna! Please help me here!
>She stands on your bed, "LET US RIDE TO THE CASTLE!"
>She springs a little in the bed and takes flight through your window.
>You get dressed and crawl out onto her back with the parchment in your hand.
>"The Human Anonymous-"
Anon.
>"Anonymous Human-"
Anony.
>"Anony The Human I-"
Anon-
>Ah damn, this is too annoying.
>She could probably go on forever.
>"The Human Anonymous, In return for our favor we must ask one of you."
>You shrug.
Sure Luna, what can I do for you?
>"We shall discuss the matter when our sister is present."
>She speeds up her flight to the castle.
 
 
>You are Celestia.
>nonA has given you the most wonderful ideas.
>He suggested the eviction.
>Anon would be kicked out of his home by morning.
>Now you were working on your next law.
>A decree that forbade Human's from taking residence anywhere in Equestria outside of Canterlot.
>Anon would have no choice but to move into the royal chambers.
>And then... Your room!
>You laugh as you write.
>nonA keeps bugging you with small details.
It won't matter nonA, once he has nowhere to go, convincing him will be a piece of cake...
>Your door opens.
>Expecting a guard with an urgent message, you look up and see Luna.
>Followed by Anon.
>You quickly stand and roll up the parchment.
Anon! Luna what is the meaning of this?!
>She pushes your little Human forward,
>"Sister, this has become far too silly. You must sit down and speak civilized with The Human Anonymous."
>Anon glares at you.
>You glare back.
Have you packed your things yet?
>He scowls and throws the scroll on the ground.
>"This is BULLSHIT!"
>You step back a little.
>"Why are you taking my house away?! I broke no laws and I pay my rent every month!"
>He throws his arms up the way you like him to when he's worked up,
>"I even pay a little extra when I can!"
>You smirk at him and hold up your parchment.
Want to see my new law going into effect tomorrow?
 
 
>After letting him see the law, he flips.
>His face turns red from screaming.
>Your throat is sore from screaming back.
>Luna looks worried on the sidelines.
>"YOU'RE RACIST! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!"
I CAN HAVE YOU THROWN IN CHAINS FOR SUCH ACCUSATIONS!
>"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!"
>You close your eyes and give an almighty shout,
NO, I WOULDN'T BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!
>The room falls silent.
>You realize the mistake you've made too late.
>Luna looks at you in disappointment.
>Anon looks as though he has been slapped.
>"L-love... Me?"
Uh... Um.
>You look around for an escape.
What I meant was...
>You let your instincts take over.
AHHHHH!
>Your horn glows.
>There's a loud high-pitched noise and Anon is engulfed in magic aura.
 
 
>The light fade and Anon stands with his arms protecting his face.
>"Sister what have you wrought?!"
>Anon lowers his arms and notices the markings on the backs of his hands.
>Your cutie mark is now etched into his skin.
>On the backs of his hands, on his flanks, on his back and on his chest.
You have been branded with my mark.
>You give an authoritive stomp and snort.
You are now my property Anonymous.
>He looks up at you in horror.
Those marks prevent you from leaving this castle and any mare you touch besides myself, well... You'll see.
>You've done it!
>Anon is yours.
>That word makes you so happy.
>Yours.
Guards!
>Two guards enter the room.
>Anon looks at them then back at you,
>"Really? You're gonna throw me in the dungeon now?"
>You shake your head and point at your sister.
No. Gentlecolts, please escort my dear sister out.
>The guards walk to Luna.
>She looks at you pleadingly.
>"You must not do this sister! The Human Anonymous is not a slave!"
>The guards drag her out.
>You lick your lips and face Anon.
He's mine now...