Title:           Something About Roseluck
Author:          Slasher_Science
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First Edit:      Tuesday 12th of February 2013 12:36:56 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 12th of February 2013 12:36:56 AM CDT

>Day One Gimmick Only in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Not super lucky Anon.
>Not dashing Anon.
>Not Funny Anon.
>No,
>Just apathetic, grumpy ol' Anon.
Stop that.
>Every day you're a big grumpy turd to all the ponies around you.
I said stop.
>They try to be nice and show you the true meaning of love but-
God dammit Roseluck quit narrating my pretend life!
>She giggles, "well you ARE grumpy..."
>You put down your toothbrush and stare in the mirror at her.
Why are you in my bathroom anyway?
>She bounces forward on her hooves, "because you luuuuurve me~"
>She's your best friend, but it's still weird that she watches you brush your teeth every day.
No. I feel bad for you.
>She pouts
>"Why?"
>You spit and rinse,
Because I'm your only friend.
>Roseluck laughs, "don't flatter yourself Anonygrump, I have plenty of friends."
>You wipe your mouth on the back of your hand.
Oh yeah? Then why haven't I met any?
>"Well because-"
Why do you never bring them over huh?
>"I would if-"
>You turn and smile now, knowing you're about there.
And if you have plenty, how do you spend any time with them when you're with me EVERY waking hour?
>She puffs out her cheeks.
>Here it comes.
>Her face is turning red.
>She glares with pure buttrage.
>Steam pours out of her ears.
Poor Rose, can dish it out but can't take it~
>She stomps
>"YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS!"
>She tackles you with a headbutt.
 
 
>After getting Roseluck's morning tantrum out of the way, you make her breakfast.
>This was probably the main reason she came over every day.
>Because she was an idiot and couldn't cook.
>You make her toast, pancakes, fresh orange juice and sliced honeydew melon.
>She drools all over it then digs in.
Rose, you know Twilight Sparkle?
>She looks up with her mouth full of pancake, "mfeh, feh wiv in neh whibfay."
>You nod,
Yes, I know my cooking alone makes you want to shout your love for me from the rooftops, but what about this Twilight Sparkle?
>She gulps down her food and rolls her eyes, "hahaha so funny. I said she lives in the library. Element of Harmony. Princess pet. Kinda a shut-in ya know?"
>She stabs a piece of melon and raises an eyebrow at you, "why?"
>You fold up your newpaper.
Well, I have to go talk to her today. She sent me a letter saying she wants to learn more about Humans.
>"Good for you. Show her your freaky toes."
I haven't really met her, so I wanted to know what she's like.
>Roseluck sighs, "I already told you, she's some book worm shut-in, I don't really know much else."
>You smile at her
Aw, is someone a little jealous her friend is making a new friend?
>"Haha, you're a riot."
Does it hurt because you have only me?
>The glare she gives you warns you that anymore will send a glass of OJ flying at your face.
>You chuckle and eat your breakfast.
>"Hey Anon?"
>Roseluck looks like she has an itchy throat.
Sup?
>Her ears droop a little.
>"Wanna go do something tonight?"
>You do something every night.
>Usually it's watching crappy old movies on her projector.
Sure, my place?
>She fidgets with her fork.
>"I was thinking something more like... Dinner? Out?"
Oh! So you want me to buy you dinner huh moocher?
>You laugh and expect her to come back.
>But she just blushes.
>"S-so, eight? At that Istallion pasta place sound good?"
 
 
>Did your best friend just set up a date?
>No that can't be.
>She must have evolved in her mooching.
>Because that's what Roseluck did best: mooch.
>And besides, she always said your fingers and toes were weird, how could she want to go on a date?
>She was definitely mooching her way to a fancy pasta dinner.
>After she left, you got ready to go to Twilight's.
>Gotta make a good impression.
>This was one important pony.
>She might as well be a princess.
>You throw on some cologne for extra zaz.
>Using Roseluck's shitty hoof-drawn map to the library, you make your way through town.
>God she sucked at drawing.
>She wasn't really to good at anything but gardening actually.
Idiot...
>Holy shit this pony actually lives in a motherfucking tree.
>You gaze up at the 'library'.
How is that thing not dead?
>Must be the same thing that always accounts for the wackiness in this world:
Fucking science.
>You walk up and knock on the door, making sure your tie is straight.
>The door creaks open and a mare mumbles out, sounding half asleep.
>"Whozit?"
Hello, I'm Anonymous, are you Twilight Sparkle?
>You see a purple eye grow wide in the crack
>She gasps, "holyshityou'rehuge!"
>The door slams in your face.
Uh,
>"GO AWAY! YOU CAN'T EAT ME!"
>Is she... Scared of you?
Ms. Sparkle, you asked me to come and I just wanted to answer your questions!
>There's no sound from the other side of the door.
Ms. Twilight plea-
>"YOU CAN'T EAT ME! I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALA!"
>Your sides are in orbit.
*Ahem* RAWR! COME OUT LITTLE PONY! I MUST FEED ON LITTLE PONY BONES!
 
 
>You can hear her high pitched scream of terror from within the library.
>She probably wet herself.
>The sound of her hoof clops running up stairs makes you double over laughing.
>You couldn't help it.
>Roseluck would be on the floor if she were here.
>But wait, you're supposed to be talking to Twilight, not scaring her.
>You wipe your eyes and knock again
Ms. Twilight I was joking! I'm not a monster and I'm here to speak with you so if you could just-
>The door opens.
>Spike stands in the doorway looking at you.
Spike?
>You had met the dragon a couple times at that pony Rarity's boutique.
You live here?
>He looks as if he just woke up as well.
>"Hey non, whatchya doin' scarin' Twi?"
Sorry, she wrote me and asked me to come over, but I don't think she had ever seen me up close, so she got a little frightened...
>Spike lets you in and leads you up the stairs.
>"She's in here, I'll get her."
>You follow the dragon into a room.
>On the bed you see a purple butt sticking up in the air shivering.
>Twilight has her head buried under her blanket.
>"Twilight? Come out. Anon the Human is here. He wants to talk to you."
>Her words are a little muffled from the pillow, "make him go! He can't get me in here!"
>You hold in a laugh.
>Spike rolls his eyes and tugs on her tail.
>"You do this every time you eat pickles before bed!"
>With a mighty tug, Spike pulls Twilight from her pillow forcefield.
>She goes flying back
>And collides with your chest.
>You both fall to the floor.
Oh damn, my head...
>You open your eyes.
>A purple face is inches from yours.
>Twilight blushes.
>"You're not so scary..."
Uh, yeah...
 
 
>"EEP!" She jumps off of you and takes a few steps back.
>You groan and get up with Spike's help.
>"Sorry about that Anon, Twilight gets some bad nightmares when she eats certain things before bed."
>You see Twilight poised in a position ready to cast a quick spell on you or run for her life.
>No, she's pretty scared of you.
Ms. Twilight, I'm here to answer your questions.
>"Doyoueatmeat?"
What?
>She gulps, "Do. You. Eat. Meat?"
>You rub your chin,
I'm an omnivore, so yes. But I haven't had any meat since I came to Equestria.
>"SO YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR MEAT HUH?!"
>Spike yanks on Twilight's mane, "Twi calm down! Anon's a good guy!"
>Twilight doesn't take her eyes off of you.
>"I felt a heartbeat when I was... Um, on t-t-top of you. That was a heart right? You have a heart? ARE YOU CAPABLE OF LOVE?!"
>Spike tugs her hair again.
Yes, I have a heart. But that's just an organ that pumps blood through the body.
>Twilight scoffs, "how unscientific! Everyone knows the heart is where love is born."
>You shrug.
Okay so what else do you want to know?
>She just stares at you.
>You cough a little in the awkward silence.
>"IT'S SPITTING ACID!"
>Twilight knocks Spike aside and dives behind a shelf.
>It takes Spike about five minutes to get her out again.
>And the conversation never quite passes her fearful accusations.
>Finally you decide it's probably best to go.
Ms. Twilight, how about if we meet tonight over some dinner in a more relaxed environment so I can answer your questions?
>Her ears perk up and her horn twinkles, "dinner? Is this a date? Are you asking me out on a date?"
Er...
>Oh boy.
Yeah, like a dinner date kind of thing so you can learn more about humans-
>"What time?! Where?! What should I wear?! Should I send Spike to Rarity's for the night?!"
>The shit you get yourself into.
 
 
>You arrive at Roseluck's after leaving Twilight's.
>She's probably in her greenhouse.
>Correction: she is in her greenhouse.
>You sneak up behind her.
BOO!
>She squeals and drops something.
>You bend forward and grab the little bag up.
Well well well...
>Roseluck turns and snatches her bag back with a glare, "Anon what are you doing?!"
Definitely not smoking with you.
>Ever since you had found that plant in the Everfree and introduced it to Roseluck, she had been growing the finest weed you had ever smoked.
>"I was going to share! Before we went to eat!"
>You rub her ear,
How about a little now, and I tell you about how I made Twilight piss herself?
 
>30 minutes later and Raoseluck is glaring at you with red eyes.
>Why didn't she find it funny anymore?
>Why did she stop laughing?
>Why weren't there any chips left?
What's wrong man?
>She unsticks her top lip from her gums, "you invited her to dinner? But, I thought it was just going to be us?"
>You raise an eyebrow
>"I m-mean, you know, us two bros..."
Right, it will still be us hanging out! But I just wanted to make Twilight feel more comfortable so I could answer her questions.
>Roseluck licks her lips, "but she- I don't- what if we- UUUURGH!"
>She huffs and stomps back inside.
Roseluck where are you going?!
>"TO GET READY DUMMY! STAY OUT THERE!"
 
 
>Well here you are.
>In a suit that's much to nice for you.
>With a mare who is much to cute to be with you.
>Wait, she's your friend.
>Roseluck looks much different with a bit of makeup and a red sparkling dress.
>And there's Twilight, already waiting at a table for you.
>You both walk over and join her.
>Why is
>Why is Twilight wearing a bow tie?
>"Hello Anon!" She announces a little too loudly.
>You introduce Roseluck and the waiter takes your drink orders.
>Twilight casually asks you why you didn't order blood.
>You lock glazed red eyes with Roseluck and glare daggers at her as she fights not to laugh.
Well, I like to have some meat with my blood Twilight.
>She scoots a little farther away from you.
>Twilight asks more bizzare questions while you watch Roseluck devour the entire basket of bread.
>Oh man, bread is mostly air.
>Wow you're still pretty high.
>Pot grown with magic sun beams was the shit...
>"Anon do you have a penis or a vagina?!"
>You choke.
>Roseluck spews bread all over the table.
>Several customers turn and look at Twilight.
>"Because I couldn't tell if you had a penis when I was on top of you!"
>Roseluck's mouth drops open.
It's not like that! Listen, Twilight, can we have this conversation some other time?
>She tilts her head.
>"Sure. Alright. I have to go pee, excuse me."
>She gets up and walks away.
>You watch her go.
Ooookay... what a strange pony. What do you think Ros-
>You feel a hoof caress your genitals.
>Looking up in shock you see Roseluck blushing with a smirk
>"Yup, you definitely have one."
 
 
Rose what the hell?!
>You whisper, hoping no one can see under the table.
>She uses her other back hoof now as well, using both legs to stroke you through your pants.
>She smiles, maintaining eye contact the whole time.
R-Rose...
>Her control is amazing.
>Being a little baked along with the thinness of your pants is making the experience breath taking.
>You grip the edge of the table and suppress a groan.
>"Let it out."
Huh?
>She rests her chin on a hoof.
>"Unzip your pants. Take out your dick. I'm going to make you cum in this restaurant."
>Without question, you do as you're told.
>Luckily the tablecloth is covering all this.
>But everyone can still see your face as it contorts in pleasure.
>You feel the soft caress of her hooves on your bare skin now.
>She slides up slowly from the base, then rolls the tip between her hooves.
>You bite your lip and curse her name under your breath.
>She smiles and yawns like it's nothing.
>The waiter arrives with your drinks.
>"Merlot for the ladies and water for the gentleman."
>You freeze up.
>This guy is standing two feet away from you while your dick is being stroked.
>Roseluck smiles and takes a sip of her wine.
>"Thank you."
>The waiter nods, "ready to order?"
No I think we'll need a little more time okaythanksbye!
>He shrugs and walks off.
>"Ready to cum?"
>Roaseluck has a look on her face you've never seen before.
>Like a spider looking at it's dinner.
Shouldn't we-
>She slips under the table.
Rose!
>You feel her hoves on your knees.
Rose here comes Twilight!
>Your cock is surrounded by something hot and wet.
>You grab the back of Roseluck's head under the table
>And drive yourself into the back of her throat.
 
 
>Twilight sits down.
>"Where did Roseluck go?"
>Your eye twitches,
She uh, h-h-had to go t-to the batHROOm!
>Twilight looks confused, "I didn't see her in there..."
>You slap a hand down on the table suddenly.
Just missed her hahahaha!
>Twilight scoots away a little.
>"Are you feeling okay?"
>Roseluck is bobbing rhythmically between your legs below, using her tongue to flick at your urethra every so often.
Just fine! I feel good!
>Twilight shrugs and takes a drink of her wine.
>"You know I don't usually drink wine, but you make me really nervous, but if I drink too much you might try to take advantage of me and put your penis in my vagina to reproduce."
Mhmm.
>You grab the back of Roseluck's head again with one hand and press her mouth down as far as you can.
>Her throat muscles flex around your shaft.
>You can feel her saliva drooling out onto your balls.
>"Are you not going to drink Anon?"
>You can't help but grunt as you begin to cum.
>Roseluck grabs on around the back of your knees and takes your entire load down her throat.
>Twilight stares at you.
>You smile at her while below, Roseluck licks the last drops from your tip.
>"Anon do you have to poo-"
>"Oh I'm back!"
>Roseluck shoots up from below the table.
>Twilight looks over, "oh I didn't see you! Why were you under the table?"
>Fuck.
>Roseluck points to her ear, "dropped an earring."
>Fuck yeah.
>The waiter comes back for your orders.
>You stare at Roseluck the whole time.
 
 
>The rest of dinner is pretty intense.
>You and Roseluck lock eyes most of the time.
>The sexual tension is electricity in the air.
>Twilight remains oblivious.
>You want to throw Roseluck on the table and fuck her right now.
>She keeps brushing your leg under the table and smirking at you.
>She does some mouth play with an icecube when Twilight isn't looking.
>Eventually the dinner ends.
>You say your goodbyes to Twilight and pull Roseluck out of the restaurant.
>"Where are we going?"
My house. Now.
>If only you could fly there.
>It takes about ten minutes, but you arrive.
>You drag Roseluck upstairs and fall with her on your bed.
>For the first time
>You kiss.
>It's deep and passionate.
>You can tell she wants you inside of her as much as you want to be inside of her.
>She pushes on your chest.
>"Wait Anon."
What is it Rose?
>She looks into your eyes.
>"Anon, do you... Really like me? Or do you just want to have sex with me?"
>You're caught off guard
Like yo- OF COURSE I LIKE YOU! You're my closest friend Rose! You're funny and caring and... Beautiful."
>She looks to the side, "but I can't cook or draw or do anything really except for gardening, I'm not that smart or-"
>You put a finger on her lips.
So what you can't cook Rose? I can cook for us. We go together well. I cook, and you garden and tell me I'm a grumpy ass. And that's okay.
>You brush her face with a finger
Now maybe we can be more than a simple gardener and a grumpy ass Human...
>Roseluck smiles, "so, you like me as much as I like you?"
Of course Roseluck.
>You kiss her lips
There's just,
Something about you.
 
 
The End.