Title: Snail Trail- Pretty Princess, Babies, Puppy Love, No Regrets Author: Slasher_Science Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/rnQPjH4u First Edit: Monday 18th of November 2013 06:44:15 AM CDT Last Edit: Monday 18th of November 2013 06:44:15 AM CDT 1] PRETTY PRINCESS~   >It's finally ready. >You have made yourself a pretty princess dress, complete with wings. >Anon is sure to pay out in a dick way. >You skitter-stumble to his house and knock on the door. >He opens the door and you begin. >You stumble to the left, "Mmr!" >You trip to the right, "Rff!" >Anon raises an eyebrow, "Snails, that's adorable but what are you doing?" >You wiggle your wings "I'm a pretty princess and I'm doing a dance?" >He bites his lip, "that's... Really cute." >You smile and bat your eyes, "Does that mean I get a kiss?" >He chuckles, "of course." >You plop down on your butt and pucker up. >Anon kisses his fingers and presses them to your snout. >Boopzoned... "A-Anon, can I have a real kiss? Or... Somedeeke?" >He looks confused, "somdeek? What's that?" >You sniffle and rub your hooves together. "Mmmrf, I'm- I'm really wet..." >Anon stares at you. >Your ears feel like they're touching the ground. >"Have a nice day Snails." >He closes the door. "Dang..." >You trudge home and slam the door to the laundry room. >You throw a few shoes into the dryer, set it for eighty minutes and hop on top. >One day you will get some dick. >You wiggle your butt a little. "I'm a pretty princess..."   ---   2] BABIES~   >Anon lets you do your homework at his house. >He doesn't ask why, he just lets you come over AND feeds you. >He's never noticed you staring at his ass. >Or sniffing his seats after he gets up. >You wished he wouldn't wear those annoying clothes. >Humans did weird things. >As you write your horrible essay, a question comes to mind. >It's been about six hours since you touched yourself, so the immense buildup of lust gives you courage and stupidity to ask. "Hey Anon?" >He looks away from the television, "hm?" >You sniff and cough a little. "Humans have babies like ponies right?" >He nods, "yup." >You move your ear out of the way. "So, so uh... What would happen if you had a baby with a pony?" >He looks uncomfortable. >"Uhhh, I don't think-" "What if you came inside of m-me?" >Silence. >Your ears droop down and tears form in your eyes. "I'm so sorry, I'm so stupid!" >You grab your things and run out of Anon's house. >"Snails wait!" >You run home. >Crying, you grab the baster from the kitchen and fill it with yogurt then take it to your room. >At this rate, >You will never get any dick. >But there's always tomorrow.   ---   3] PUPPY LOVE~   >You wake up to the sound of your alarm clock. >Slamming a hoof on it, you roll over and pull the blankets over your head. >It's the weekend, you don't have to get up. >And it's warm in your bed. >And you're wet. >You sigh and grab the cucumber from last night off of your desk.   >After you shower to get the smell, sweat and shame off of you; you go outside. >It's sunny out. >That usually means there are some hot studs out doing work and sweating. "Mmmrff." >You go to the park and sit on a bench, just watching ponies. >There's a stallion on a jog. >You tilt your head to see if any good bits are flopping around below. >A mare flies past. >She has a nice butt. >You wish you had a nice butt... >What's that?! "Ahn?" >In a patch of grass a dog mounts another dog. >Your hoof goes straight to your pussy from years of habit. >With another tilt of your head, you can see the dog's oddly arousing red meat extend out and- "Unf~" >It sinks in and the dog starts pumping. >You giggle and stroke yourself. "This is pretty hot. I'm getting really turned on..." >"What the..." >You look up. >Ponies all around the park have stopped and are staring at you. >You sniff. >And get up to back away slowly into the bushes. >Another normal day.   >You REALLY need to get laid   ---   4] NO REGRETS~   >Anon has agreed to take you to the theater to see the new Lost in Seaddle movie. >The only problem: Snips is coming too. >She's your best friend but you fear she may inadvertently pussblock you. >Anon takes the two of you to the theater and even buys you snacks. >You know he wants it. >Anon takes a seat and you sit beside him with Snips on his other side. >The first thing you do of course, is cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket with discreet magic. >You nervously poke Anon, "Anon hyah-eat s-some popcorn?" >He reaches over. >You grip each arm rests and thrust your hips forward a bit. >Nervous sweat beads your forehead. >'That's right...' >He scoops some of the snack and eats it. >Oh. That's right. You have to empty it a little... >You lift the bucket and dump it >Into your mouth. >Half the bucket of popcorn is in your mouth and you begin chewing. >Anon looks over, "hungry?" >You nod with your cheeks puffed out. "Mmmrffhmmm!" >Anon laughs and reaches for more popcorn. >His fingers grasp your clit. >"Oo kernel..." >You begin to simultaneously choke and cum. >As you lay sputtering and leaking forcefully on the ground, Anon calls the Ponymedics. >Didn't even make it past the previews. >And no regrets.