Title:           Lunanon
Author:          Slasher_Science
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zSLtxBa7
First Edit:      Saturday 17th of November 2012 03:01:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 17th of November 2012 03:01:53 PM CDT

>This was it.
>Months of planning.
>Months of dreaming.
>Now the day had finally arrived.
>Princess Celestia had recieved your letter and responded.
>She was pleased and agreed to let you meet her sister.
>'Anon, I am very excited that you wish to meet my dear sister, I'm afraid she has trouble making friends and is constantly awash in spaghetti...' Celestia had wrote.
>You had become enamored with the princess of the night since first seeing her in all her glory flying through the sky one night.
>Her beautiful mane.
>Her sultry eyes.
>Her large and powerful wings.
>And now-
>You approached the castle, already feeling your spaghetti cooking, your knees weak, palms sweaty.
>Your wish had come true.
>You had the saddle ready.
"Today's the day I ride princess Luna!"
 
 
>You are escorted to a large room where Celestia sits regally.
>She smiles at you and rubs her hooves together.
>"I'm so glad you're here! Are you ready to meet her?"
>Why is she so excited?
>She must be happy to finally pawn off her awkward sis.
"Yes princess."
>"Follow me. Luna sleeps during the day, but it's almost sunset."
>You follow her down several halls and arrive at a door with a large crescent moon etched into it.
>Celestia pauses with her hoof on the door.
>"Are you ready Anon?"
"Ohgodyesletsdothis!"
>"Are you sure?"
"Celtsa pls!"
>She opens the doors and there you see it.
>Luna lays on her back, wings spread, snoring on a large bed.
>You grin ear to ear and stare.
>The moon princess mutters something in her sleep and uses a hoof to scratch her crotch.
>"Well, I'll wake her." Celestia walks over to the bed.
>She stares down at her sister adoringly.
>Then suddenly she slaps the shit out of Luna with her hoof and uses the royal Canterlot voice.
>"WAKE UP YOU AUTISTIC BITCH!"
 
>Luna jumps up, eyes wide, knees weak, palms are sweaty, there's vomit on her bib already: mom's spaghetti.
>"HUZZAH! WE ARE MOST STARTLED!"
>You don't know how to react from the scene.
>Celestia walks back to the door.
>"I'll let you two get aquainted."
>She closes the door behind her and you turn to introduce yourself.
>But Luna's already there.
>Inches from your face.
>She smells like play-doh and looks at you curiously.
>"What manner of creature art thou?"
>She sniffs you and nibbles on your fedora.
"Princess Luna, I am a human and my name is Anon! I have wanted to meet you for a while now."
>She looks at you confused and plops down on her plot.
>"BLLLLAARGH??"
 
 
>"Why would thou seekest to meet one such as us?"
>You blush and scuff the floor with a shoe.
"You are an amazing Alicorn and-"
>"And?"
>You show her the saddle.
>"Blargargg?"
"I've always wanted to ride an Alicorn."
>She blushes and her ears droop.
>"W-we are... a virgin..."
>Your sides.
"No no no princess! I want to be on your back while you glide through the night!"
>"We can see you ooze spaghetti like us."
>She closes her eyes and holds her chin up.
>"Thou will have to escort us on the date first to gain access to the royal womb."
>Well shit...
 
 
>After much awkward conversation, you are strapping your saddle to Luna.
>You can barely contain your excitement.
>Luna is nervous and blushing for some reason.
>She keeps looking at the door.
>"Our royal back hath never been... ridden..."
>She's so cute with her ears drooping.
"Don't worry princess, we'll do a practice run in here!"
>You hop on and sigh contentedly.
>Dreams do come true.
>Luna awkwardly begins to trot around the room.
>She seems to be loosening up.
>Suddenly she jumps and spreads her wings, gliding around in a large circle.
>"HUZZAH! MOST ENJOYABLE ANON!"
>Suddenly the door opens and you see Celestia step in.
>She looks up as you and Luna look down in horror.
>Her face changes slowly.
>It goes from shocked to-
>Molestia...
 
 
>Luna lands and you dismount.
>This is the drop-all of all spaghetti.
>The Autistic Adventures of Anon and Moonbutt are over.
>Luna looks as though she's going to wet herself and struggles with the saddle.
>Celestia... Molestia looks you up and down with that creepy smile.
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>"Sooo, you enjoy riding my sister Anon?"
>Luna bleats like a sheep-thing and bolts for the door, "WE MUST GET GOING HA HA HA! THE MOON NEEDS TENDING HAHAHAAAAAAaaa..."
>Molestia closes and seals the door with magic.
>Luna bounces off.
>Molestia picks both of you up with magic and slams you onto Moonbutt's bed.
>"Let's ride Luna!"
 
 
>Luna attempts magic, but screams when her horn disappears.
>Molestia chuckles and magics away your clothes.
>"Bad move dear sister, you can have it back when you behave."
>Lunaghetti is positioned on her back and you float above her, your cock at attention despite your fear.
"MORE RAPE?! REALLY?!"
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>You look down and see that Luna is wet.
>Very wet.
"Why Princess?!"
>She closes her eyes and faces away.
>"We were on the moon for one thousand years with only the company of the hoof and moon rocks!"
"Celestia please! Stop!"
>She licks her lips, "no way."
>Slowly you're lowered onto Luna and your manhood enters her.
>She begins bleating again and instantly orgasms.
>"WE ARE A GOOD GIRL SISTER SEE?! WE ONLY WISH TO PLEASE YOU!"
>Molestia rubs Luna's hornless head.
>"Oh and you do child. You're making me posatively moist."
"I DON'T WANT TO FUCK PONIES! I'M A NORMAL PERSON!"
>Luna is orgasming over and over and Molestia hasn't even moved you.
>Her sheets are soaked in fluids and her wings are beating like a trapped fly.
>Her insides squeeze you, effectively milking you inside of her.
>However bad you didn't want this, it's still the most pleasurable thing you ever experienced.
>"MY GRACIOUS SISTER IS SO G-GOOD T-TO ME AND... FILLS MY LIFE WITH J-JOY!"
>Molestia begins laughing horribly and rubbing her twat.
>"Nothing but the best for LuNaaaa!" she taunts.
>Despite cumming once, you're hard again and Molestia begins moving you in and out of her sister.
>Luna's wails fill the room.
 
 
>You slide in and out, in and out.
>The fluids are more of a foam now, covering your cock. Luna's eyes roll up into her skull and her tongue hangs out dripping saliva.
>Suddenly Molestia slaps her face hard.
>"Enjoying yourself sister? Here I am again doing everything for you. My whole life, catering to YOU! Selfish, misunderstood, lonely Luna! This is why you have no friends, you're SELFISH!"
>Luna cries as Molestia slaps her over and over, still making you pump into her screaming.
>"Do you know what mother said before she died long ago Luna? She said to me 'take care of your sister',"
>"Take care of YOU! An undeserving brat."
>You cum again but are forced to keep going.
>It's never going to end.
 
 
"WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP THE FUCKING STORY!"
>Fluttershy stops reading and looks up from her notebook.
>"What's wrong Anon?"
>You adjust the pillow under your head,
"This bedtime story is disgusting, weird and fucking depressing!"
>She looks down at her Luna story then back up at you.
>"My fanfiction I-Isn't your feti-"
"NO! IT SUCKS!"
>You roll over in your bed and cover your head with the pillow.
>There's silence as you wait for her to leave.
>"I-i can rewrite it..."
"NO!"
>More silence.
>"Wanna fuck?"
>You jump up, lift her and throw her out the window.
>Now you'll be able to sleep.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
 
 
FIN