Title: Legofag Author: Slasher_Science Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/p2vTVKfH First Edit: Monday 21st of January 2013 03:32:26 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 21st of January 2013 03:32:26 PM CDT >Day Fuck Mega Bloks in Equestria. >You are Anon. >Lover of Legos. >You didn't always love Legos. >Sure, you played with them as a kid, >But not after you grew up. >No, but seriously >Legos were your life now. >After you arrived in Equestria, you found yourself in need of a house. >A house that wasn't built out of gingerbread or tree. >Fuck trees. >So princess Celestia offered you a house built out of brick. >Then Luna pushed her out of the way and opened her big autistic mouth >"BLAURGH! YES! A HOUSE OF FINEST LEGO BRICK TO SHELTER OUR MOST SEXY MONKEY MAN TRANSIENT!" >And so >Millions of Lego bricks rained down upon an open patch of land and you built your home. >But that was a long time ago. >Now you wake up to another fine Lego day. >You shit in your Lego toilet, shower in a cascade of blue Lego bricks, and shave with your Lego razor. >Shit hurts. >After a breakfast of centipedes, you hear a knock on the door. Who else but Fluttershy? >You turn to the camera with a big smile and the audience laughs. >"Come out and drink Legofag!" >Oh, it's Rainbow Dash... >You open the door and smile Sup Dash. >She hands you a pink 4X1 brick, "I didn't like your Lego dildo bro. Have it back." >You take the sticky brick back and cradle it What's wrong with it? It's got ridges and it's a Lego, what more could you want?! >She points to her bloody crotch >"Gee, I dunno, something that wasn't A BIG SQUARE BLOCK?! Do you understand shapes Anon?! Square block does NOT fit into oval hole!" Okay okay geez... >You toss the block over your shoulder, You said you want to go drinking? >"Yeah come on!" Let me get dressed.     >You leave Rainbow at the door and head back to your room. >You admire all your Lego creations as you walk. >God Legos turned you on. >If you could find a girl built out of Legos, you would- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! >Pain shoots through your foot as you step on a Lego and fall back down the stairs. >You lay in a heap at the bottom, pain now coursing through your back to accompany the agony of your foot. >Never before had your Legos betrayed you. >Why was that brick out of place?! >You look up to the top of the stairs and see Fluttershy. >A Lego model of Fluttershy. >The real Fluttershy picks up the brick you stepped on. >"Ah ha! Th-there's the last piece." >She takes the yellow brick and places it on the Lego Fluttershy. >"Are Legos your f-fetish Anon?" >Not anymore. >All Legos must burn. >Fluttershy must burn. >You stand up and crack your neck. No Fluttershy... >She must be punished for destroying your love. >You advance up the stairs >Fluttershy backs up nervously. >You get to the top >Stare her in the eyes >And smash her Lego creation. >A sea of yellow and pink bricks cascades down the stairs. >Fluttershy screams and backs up against the wall. >"I'm s-s-sorry Anon! Are you g-going to h-hurt me? Eep!" >You walk towards her No Fluttershy. >You lift her up. >She wriggles in your grip. I'm going to fuck your world up.     >You take Fluttershy to your room. >She cries as you throw her onto your Lego bed. >"Anon, l-let's think about this..." >You drop your pajama bottoms. I have. It's go time. >Fluttershy stares in horror at your white 8X1 erect Lego Cock. It's glorious isn't it? >She tries to fly away but you pin her down. Not today Flutterfuck. >She screams as you jam your rectangular dong into her twat. >The ridges along the top scrape her walls as you pump in and out of her. >Your 2X2 white brick balls slap against her. >"P-please stop Anon! It hurts!" >You smile and squeeze her flanks I'M A LEGOMANIAC FLUTTERSHY! THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THE LEGO RAPE TRAIN! >The Lego Rape Train was an awesome set you got from Lyra last year. >Here it comes... >You feel your bricks tense up. I'm cumming! >Fluttershy's womb is filled with your white 1X1 bricks. >Her stomach distends from being filled with your brick cum. >She collapses onto the bed and you pull out, white bricks tumbling out from her now square pussy. >You get up and throw on some clothes. Fucking Fluttershy. >You leave her crying on your bed and go down to Rainbow Dash. >"FINALLY! What were you doing, raping Fluttershy?!" >You laugh and walk with her to the bar. Nah, just getting dressed. I think I'm getting sick of Legos though... >Rainbow Dash nods >"Yeah, Mega Bloks are better." >You punch Dash in the head, knocking her out and go drinking by yourself. >At least you're not >Using K'Nex.