Title:           Crazy Beat
Author:          Slasher_Science
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/q7tbEEEx
First Edit:      Tuesday 27th of November 2012 12:25:02 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 19th of March 2015 04:56:47 PM CDT

>Day 'Goodnight Yuki' in Equestria.
>Today is going to be the perfect day.
>Twilight Sparkle had finally completed what you asked for:
>A pony version of a dvd player.
>Without dvds you say?
>Bullshit!
>One of the only things you had in your pockets when you arrived in this place happened to be a recently purchased pornographic dvd.
>Never got the chance to watch it.
>After being stuck here for about five months, it was time to release the hounds.
>Your machine had a nice 50-inch screen, thanks to Twilight.
>Solar battery powered and amazing sound.
>You'd have to get her something great in return.
>But now...
>Now it was time for a well deserved fap.
>To something NOT pony related.
>You lock down your compound, shut off the lights and place the disk in.
>The title screen starts up and you flop onto the couch with your lotion.
"Ohboyohboyohboy!"
>You squirt some lotion and grab your meat.
>"What're we watchin'?"
>You jump and turn to the side.
>Rainbow Dash sits next to you eating your popcorn.
"How did you get in here?!"
 
 
>She looks at you confused, "I flew bro. What's for movie night?"
>Before you can respond, the screen changes color and the menu pops up.
>There's loud moaning as a girl gets fucked in the ass from behind.
>It changes scenes and a slut takes two loads of cum to the face while tugging on two dicks.
>The scenes keep running through as it waits for you to choose an option.
>Holy shit.
>You both sit frozen, your dick now as limp as your dead grandpa's.
>You scramble to shut it off, but Rainbow snatches the remote away and stares at the screen in wonder.
>"W-what is this?! What are those humans doin'?"
>You jump up and shut 'er down manually.
"Rainbow, ignore everything you just saw!"
>She zips up to your face flying.
>Her eyes are wide.
>Are those veins pulsating in her wings?!
>She grabs your shirt desperately.
>"BRO! You gotta let me watch that! That was awesome! I don't know what they were doing, but... I feel all tingly and excited now!"
"No! I won't let you get corrupted by pornography Rainbow! You should go..."
>She pouts.
>"But I-"
>You cut her off and nudge her to the door.
>She glares, "Fine! Be a jerk!"
>She flies away.
>Crises averted.
>You'll finish up tomorrow...
 
 
>You wake up and run downstairs like an excited child on Christmas.
>You hear moaning from the living room.
>Oh good, you left the title screen on.
>A fap is only a good point and click away.
>You hop over the back of the couch and land on something lumpy.
>There's a shout and you jump back up.
"RAINBOW Dashhhhhh?"
>The pegasus sits with her legs spread.
>There are bags under her eyes.
>Her mane is tussled and she's drenched in sweat.
>The whole living room reeks of musk that you only now notice.
>Her hoof rests between her legs.
>Her lower body is a mess of lotion and fluids.
"WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!"
>She pants and looks dizzily up at you.
>Your couch is soaked.
>"H-hey bro... Pulled an all nighter..."
"Rainbow what... Why?"
>She wipes some drool away with the back of her hoof, "Got home last night, couldn't stop thinking about this movie, came back, started doing what felt natural..."
>You look back and forth from the screen to the fapped-out pony.
"This is wrong..."
>She pauses it and frowns at you, "Why can't we share this pronography?!"
>You sigh and facepalm.
"It's called pornography."
>"Whatever. So, can I borrow it?"
"No!"
>The door bursts open and Twilight walks in with the portable version of the dvd player on her back.
>"Anon! We need to talk about this!"
>She waves a dvd case in her hoof.
>Oh that's right...
>There was another disk you brought.
>An anime collection disk...
>"Let's discuss Bakemonogatari!"
 
 
>This shit's gone too far.
>Twilight plops down on the couch next to Rainbow and grunts at her.
>She opens up the machine and you hear a Japanese song start up.
"Why."
>Rainbow Dash plays the porn again and starts massaging her crotch.
>The two ponies don't care that they're close enough to touch.
>They each stare at the screens intently.
"I'm leaving."
>They ignore you.
>You go upstairs and go through your morning routine.
>You leave and go to your job.
-
>When you come back you still hear sounds of moaning and 'Onichaaaaaan!~' from the living room.
>You walk in to see Rainbow has actually stopped fapping.
>She lays on her back, watching a money shot and taking notes.
"Where's Twilight?"
>The anime sounds are coming from somewhere past the room.
>"She got mad, called me a 'baka' or something and went to the basement."
>You run down.
>Twilight is doing a poor job of attempting to do the Lucky Star opening dance in the corner.
"Get out of my house!"
>You go upstairs to bed.
>As you begin to drift off, you hear a creak.
>Looking up, you see a large pair of purple eyes through the crack of the door.
>"Goodnight Anon..."
"GET OUT!"
 
 
>It's been two weeks.
>Rainbow lives on your couch.
>She's grown a little chubbier and reeks of sweat and musk.
>Bottles of lotion litter your floor.
>She can quote every phrase in that porn by heart.
>And she
>Just
>Keeps
>Masturbating.
>You have given up on trying to get her to leave.
>Sometimes, the two of you have a fap on the couch together.
>But Twilight...
>She has to go.
>She's a complete shut-in.
>Anime rules her life.
>The only time she leaves, other than for food, is to go outside to fail at starting a 'Soul Eater Fan Club' each week.
>There's bottles of piss lining the basement.
>You tried to get her to leave by telling her to watch Boku No Pico, but that only created a spaghetti storm.
>She called you a no-taste-plebian for two days.
>"I BET YOU WATCH BLEACH AND NARUTO, YOU CANCER! WHY DON'T YOU WATCH SOMETHING GOOD LIKE INDeX!"
>You're moving out next week.
>To a certain yellow pony's house.
>You'll probably end up
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>But at least you'll be away from
>Fucking Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash.
 
 
FIN