Title:           Captain Pone 1/2
Author:          Slasher_Science
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First Edit:      Sunday 16th of December 2012 09:45:48 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 16th of December 2012 09:45:48 PM CDT

>This story all started on a cold and stormy night in the middle of Ponyville.
>The wind was howling and the scum of the town lurked in the shadows.
>Always waiting for an opportunity to get a break.
>Always skulking...
>Okay actually it was another sunny, cheerful, non-skulking, non-lurking, rainbows and smiles bullshit day in Ponyville.
>You walk past the school in deep thought.
>Where was the action?
>Where was the adventure?
>You always were a big comic fan.
>Back on Earth you were a regular comicon attendee.
>And no one had better dare get you started on /co/...
>You look over at the school grounds.
>Fillies laugh and prance around playing games.
>You feel a sense of warmth fill you.
>Sure, you wished for action and adventure, but seeing those young ponies happy and carefree made you really appreciate the peace.
>You notice Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo together.
>Two fillies walk over to them.
>If you remember correctly, those two were called Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon...
>You stop and watch as they talk.
>Suddenly Silver Spoon pushes Sweetie Belle.
>She stumbles and falls back into a mud puddle created by yesterday's heavy rain.
>You gasp.
>Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara laugh and walk off around the building.
Not on MY watch!
>You make sure your beloved friend Sweetie Belle is helped up by her friends,
>Then take off at a steady pace after the two bullies.
Not on my watch...
 
 
>You catch up to the two fillies in an empty court yard.
>Perfect.
>They gossip and giggle as they walk, swaying their little hips.
>You take off toward them at a run.
>As you get close they stop and look back at you.
>Fear fills their eyes as they see the only human in Equestria charging at them full tilt.
>They drop to the ground and cover their heads as you jump over them.
>You close your eyes and smile, imagining how awesome you must look.
>You land and skid to a stop in the dirt, turning and posing with your hands on your hips.
>The two fillies look up in awe at your form.
>You raise two fingers to the sun and give them a dashing smile.
Hello girls!
>They look at eachother, back to you, then back to eachother and roll over laughing.
>"W-what are you DOING monkey man?!"
>You frown.
>That was a totally lame super hero name.
I saw what you did to my friends.
>Diamond Tiara makes a constipated face, "you're friends with the LOSER crusaders?!"
>Silver Spoon nods after failing to kiss Diamond Tiara when she's thinking not looking, "y-yeah! We thought better of you Anon!"
>You smile menacingly.
I don't appreciate you bullying my friends.
>Diamond Tiara tosses her mane back with a *hmph!*
>"What are you gonna do, tell on us to Cheerilee?"
>You step forward and rub your hands together.
I suppose you girls have never heard of corporal punishment?
 
 
>You grab both fillies.
>They scream and flail.
>Placing them over your knee, you raise your free hand.
Let this be a lesson,
>You swing your hand forward and slap Silver Spoon's little rump.
Bullies will learn fear,
>The fillies scream and begin to apologize and sob as you go to town spanking their bottoms.
BY TAKING IT IN THE REAR! HAHA!
>After a few good spanks you place them back down.
>They both rub their plots with tears in their eyes and back away from you.
>"My *hic* m-my father will hear about this!"
>You take a sudden threatening step at them.
>They turn and flee with a yell.
>You practice another pose accompanied by a hearty laugh.
>That felt great!
>You really saved the day!
>"Anon!"
>You turn to see Sweetie Belle running to you
>She stops in front of you in a crouching position like she's ready to pounce.
>Her eyes are wide with excitement and her cute little tail flails around behind her.
>"I saw the whole thing! You're my hero!"
>She jumps into your arms and hugs you.
>You laugh and rub her head.
All in a days work Sweetie Belle! HaHA!
>You feel your pride swell.
>You were a hero.
>You ARE a hero!
>Time for a visit to Rarity.
 
 
>You bring Sweetie Belle back home.
>Rarity greets you and Sweetie Belle goes into giddy mode telling her sister of your feats.
>Rarity approves.
>She offers you some lunch as thanks.
>"Sweetie Belle has told me of those AWFUL little brats, I'd say it's about time they got a little slap on the hoof."
>She smiles at you with sparkling eyes.
>"Or on their BUTTS!" Sweetie Belle busts into a fit of giggles and spews her sandwich everywhere.
>"Manners Sweetie!" Rarity scolds.
>What a pleasant family.
Rarity, I actually had a favor to ask...
>A few hours later you are back in Carousel Boutique after a trip to your house.
>You had made some quick sketches and brought them to Rarity.
>She puts on her glasses and spreads the drawings out on a workbench.
>"Oh my, darling this is... Simply marvelous!"
>You grin at her praise.
>"And this spandex would look so fetching on your tight tushie!"
>You blush.
>"I'll get started right away! We'll have two done by midnight."
>You thank her over and over as she starts her work.
>It was happening.
>Your suit would strike fear and awe into all those who opposed the peace.
>All those who opposed
>CAPTAIN PONE!
 
 
>The next night you take to the streets.
>Or whatever the ponies call them.
>Your suit feels good on you.
>All green spandex covering your whole body.
>Black boots and gloves.
>A simple eye cover like Robin wore.
>Rarity sewed a large logo on the chest in black lettering.
>Two letters.
>Your symbol as Captain Pone:
>'CP'
>Wait a minute...
>Well shit, probably should have thought this out more...
>The ponies won't make that connection though.
The name stays!
>You stand on a roof and scope out your town.
>There must be SOME trouble going on.
>A movement below catches your eye.
>There's a pony skulking around in the shadows.
It's... Pone time.
>You jump from the roof and land in front of the villain.
For great justice!
>No no, that's no good.
>You pinch the bridge of your nose and try another phrase.
What are... YOU doing here?!"
>It's a work in progress.
>The pony drops a bottle of what you see is cider.
>You look up from it and get a full view.
Rainbow Dash??
>She hiccups and her eyes go wide.
>"What the... That's- that's so AWESOME!"
>She runs to you and examines your suit.
>"Is that a CAPE?!"
>You can't help but pose for her.
Yes it is I! Defender of peace! CAPTAIN POOOOOOONE!
>She cheers and clops her hooves together,
>"You are seriously the COOLEST pony ever!"
>Wait what?
P-pony?
 
 
>She thinks you're a pony...
>Rainbow Dash circles around you.
>You will let her admire your glory for a while before walking a beat again.
>You feel her pull up your cape.
>"Oh yeah... That's one nice ass you got there Captain."
>What?
>You turn and step back.
Thank you?
>Her face is flushed. This pony is drunk.
>In public!
Rainbow Dash, I'm sorry.
>She tilts her head.
This is against the law and must therefore punished.
>She turns and shakes her rear at you.
>You can see her naughty bits as her tail sways.
>She looks back and moans.
>"Come punish me then Captaiiiiin..."
>You stutter and back away.
Actually... Just head home Dash.
>She puts a hoof to her head.
>"Oh but what if I pass out on the way? Or get mugged?!"
>Good point.
>You have a civil duty.
Okay Rainbow let's-
>Before you can finish she zips under your legs and you're riding her through the air.
Whoa! What are you-
>She cheers and performs her Sonic Rainboom.
>You can't help but laugh along with her.
This is amazing!
>"You ain't seen nothing yet Captain Bone, wait until we get to my place."
 
 
>You get to her place.
Wait this isn't your home!
>She's brought you to the hotel.
>"Of course not. I'm crashing here for the week while my house is re-fluffed."
>Couldn't she do that herself?
>Whatever.
Well, I must take my leave now Rainbow Dash. Take care!
>You turn to leave but feel a tug on your cape.
>"Wait..."
>You turn back and see her holding onto you sheepishly.
>"Captain Pone, you're so cool... And... I r-really would like it if you maybe hung out with me for a little maybe?"
>But
>But crime!
>And... And villains!
>She gives you the puppy eyes.
>Shit.
Alright. But, only for a little young mare!
>She squees and drags you inside.
>You get to her room and have a seat on the couch.
>She pops open a bottle of Punch Berry Wine and pours two glasses.
>Your weakness is wine.
>So classy.
>She sits beside you and gives you a glass.
So Rainbow Dash, what do you do for fun?
>She takes a long swig, "what do YOU do for fun Captaiiiin?"
>Is there something in her eyes?
>Why is she looking at you like that?
>And why are her wings stuck out like that?
>And WHY is she massaging your thigh?
>You didn't even get into a brawl today, so you're not sore.
Well, I like to fight crime!
>Rainbow places a hoof on your spandex-bound crotch.
>"And I like to do this!"
>She latches on to you and forces her tongue into your mouth.
 
 
>The fiend!
>You push her away.
Rainbow Dash what are you thinking?!
>Her hoof shoots up and rips away your mask.
>Your secret identity!
>You cover your face, but hear her gasp.
>"Wait, y-you're not a pony! You're... Anon?"
Damn...
>You uncover yourself and look away.
You've revealed my identity. And on my first night too...
>What a poor excuse for a hero.
>Dash hands you your mask back, still in shock.
>"Anon I didn't know you could be so..."
>You cringe.
>"... AWESOME!"
What?
>When you look at her she tackles you onto the bed.
Rainbow wait, I have to go!
>She rubs her body on your spandex and kisses you again.
>"I'm so turned on right now. I think- I think spandex is my fetish."
>You struggle under her.
>She looks down, "I don't think you came armed, so I'll assume that isn't your weapon jabbing into my crotch..."
>Oh no.
>Of all the rotten times to deploy an erection...
Rainbow Dash let me go!
>She frowns.
>"You wouldn't want all the ponies in town to know Captain Pone's secret identity now would you?"
>Your dreams!
Now uh, let's not be hasty!
>She smiles and paws at your suit.
>"Good. Now I don't know how to get this suit off of you so, whip out that cock!"
 
 
>The next thing you know, you're behind Rainbow on the bed with your hands on her rear.
>Your super cock is at full power, exposed through the zipper hole Rarity installed for super urination purposes.
>Rainbow moans and wiggles her butt.
>"I don't even care about foreplay, just rut me!"
>You look over at the wall.
>There's a large mirror.
>You see yourself wearing your full suit, positioned for action.
>She let you put the mask back on.
>Actually she insisted.
>Suddenly you feel cool.
>You stare at the mirror as you squeeze her marshmallowy flanks and thrust into her.
>She moans and collapses forward.
>You smile at your reflection as you begin to pump into her wet hole.
>"Oh yes Captain! I've been a baaaad mare!"
>You take your hands off of her flanks and flex into the mirror as you rut her.
>The way the spandex hugs your curves pleases you.
>Rainbow Dash cums and gives a bleat before she passes out.
>You salute your reflection and exit her.
>After you zip yourself up and tuck her in, you snap a piture of yourself with the spy camera you keep on you and sign it.
>'To my adoring fan Rainbow Dash, xoxo CP'
>With that final touch you lay the photo next to her and leave.
>Of course you pose and flex in the mirror some more before jumping from the window.
 
 
>You are Fluttershy.
>For the past two days you have watched Anon's antics.
>To say the least, your groin had been a melting pot of sugar honey iced tea.
>His Captain Pone costume made your heart flutter.
>The way his cape and hair flapped in the wind when he ran made your wings flap.
>That tushie in those spandex made-
>"O-oh my..."
>You whine and back into the wall, lightly rubbing your flanks back and forth.
>"I'm so... Naughty."
>You see Ano- Captain Pone jump gracefully from the window of the hotel he entered with Rainbow Dash.
>Like a beautiful hawk, he lands on the ground
>On his face.
>You wince as Captain Pone belly flops into the grass.
>Not the best landing....
>You flitter from the pile of trash you're hiding in and over to him.
C-captain Pone, a-are you okay?
>He looks up in shock.
>"Who are you fiend?!"
>You attempt a pose and whimper.
>The suit Rarity made you is sure to impress him.
>It's an all pink fuzzy fluffy bunny suit, complete with floppy ears.
>So cute~
>But you don't wear a mask, the ears are connected to a hood, so your face sticks out.
>Why doesn't he recognize you?
Um... I'm B-Bunny Mare, y-your sidekick!
>He stands and dusts his suit off.
>Your legs wobble.
>"Sidekick?!"
>You cower as he rubs his chin in thought.
>"BRILLIANT! My very own sidekick! Are you ready to fight for peace?!"
>He poses with one arm raised behind him as though he's running.
Um, y-yes?
>He punches the air.
>Sooooo cute!~
YES! YES I'M READY FOR YOU!
>"Then let us go forth BM!"
>Captain Pone hops onto your back and points to the sky.
>"WE RIDE!"
 
 
>You are Anon.
>No, you are Captain Pone!
>For the next few nights you ride with your sidekick, B-Bunny Mare, or as you call her: BM.
>There's actually crime everywhere in this god forsaken town!
>Fillies not returning books on time to Cheerilee!
>Jay walkers!
>Litter bugs!
>The Mayor is now aware of your presence and has hired ponies to capture you.
>A wanted man.
>It made you hard.
>B-Bunny Mare was a strange one.
>Every time you rode her, she secreted a mist behind her through the air.
>Was this a form of cloaking device?
>And what about those squeaks she would emitt during your rides?
>You had begun to suspect she employed sonar for flight.
>Pretty cool.
>This night, you land at the newest fiend's lair.
>The library...
>Twilight Sparkle had been using an ungodly amount of electricity in that tree of hers.
>What was she doing in there?
>You knock on the door.
>When the purple mare answers, she looks tired and frazzled.
>"What do you want?"
Twilight Sparkle, I have come to do battle!
>She groans, "Listen, you REALLY don't know what you're dealing with here, I'm on a day off and I haven't even gone in my basement today, DON'T make me change my mind!"
>The door slams in your face.
>Fucking Twilight Sparkle.
 
 
>Looking for more crime, you fly through the air on your trusty sidekick.
BM! Down there!
>You point down to a pony standing on a roof.
>B-Bunny Mare swoops down, in a fluster of cloaking mist and sonar squeals as you press your body against her.
TRIXIE!
>BM lands and you do a barrel roll off, stopping in a pose the Power Rangers would cream over.
Trixie you villain! What are you doing?!
>The unicorn smiles.
>"The Great And Powerful Trixie has heard of you Captain Pone!"
>She removes her hat.
>"And your sidekick, B-Bunny Mare!"
>B-Bunny Mare squeaks, "Um, a-actually it's just Bunny Mare..."
>Trixie reaches into her hat, "Whatever! Behold!"
>She pulls a filly from the magical hat.
Sweetie Belle?!
>Sweetie squirms as she is held in the air.
>"Help me Captain Pone!"
>Your act almost falters
Trixie what are you...
>She walks to the edge of the building and holds Sweetie Belle over the empty space.
NO!
>You run forward but stop when Trixie holds up a hoof,
>"Ah ah ah Captain Pone, you wouldn't want me to slip now would you?"
>You grit your teeth, frozen in confliction.
What is your game Trixie? Why do this?
>She flips her mane.
>"To send a message! A message that it is not okay to steal the spotlight in this town!"
>Bunny Mare whimpers from behind you, "b-but you're just a b-background pony..."
Easy now Trixie...
>"You're only a p-plot device for Twilight Sparkle t-to grow..."
Put Sweetie Down and we can end this!
>Trixie tilts her head.
>"Hmmm, okay."
>She lets Sweetie Belle drop.
 
 
NOOOOOOO!
>You run and jump from the building.
>You can hear Bunny Mare yell behind you.
>Trixie laughs and disappears in a cloud of smoke.
SWEETIE!
>You reach out for her as she plummets.
>This three story fall would surely end her.
>She screams and reaches for you.
>Almost touching...
>You feel hooves wrap around your stomach from behind as Bunny Mare stops your fall.
NO! NOT ME! HER!
>You reach futily as Sweetie Belle falls.
>Her scream is silenced as she smacks headfirst into the ground.
SWEETIE BELLE!
>Bunny Mare is crying as the two of you stare at her unmoving body.
Oh god... Take us down!
>You are lowered and collapse on your knees over her.
>You put an ear to her mouth.
She's breathing! We need to get her to a hospital!
>You scoop up her little body and hop on Bunny Mare.
Hurry!
 
 
It's been two days since the fall.
>You sit in a hospital room at the bedside.
>You've never left her side.
>Your costume had been thrown away.
>The other ponies all came and went every day.
>Rarity almost never left.
>Rainbow Dash had come to comfort you when she could.
>You sob and drag your nails down your face.
>This was all your fault.
>You never asked for this.
>You had only wanted to help these ponies.
>To help this town.
>But instead, you had gotten a filly hurt.
>A filly that trusted you.
>A filly that could possibly not make it...
>No amount of apologies could wake Sweetie from her coma.
>You grab her tiny hoof and bury your face into her bed.
>"Anon?"
>You look up in shock.
Sweetie Belle?
>She smiles weakly at you, the setting sun illuminating her from behind.
>"You're here..."
I-I'm here... I'm always here. I'm so sorry Sweetie Belle I'm SO sorry!"
>You break down.
>Her hoof rubs your hair.
>"Captain Pone may be super, but... You'll always be my... Hero... Anon..."
>She fades into slumber.
 
 
>You are Fluttershy.
>Emotions cannot describe how hard it was to see Anon cast aside the mask.
>The thing that made him happy.
>That bond you had shared on those magical nights.
>All gone.
>Burned.
>By Trixie.
>Sure it was sad what happened to Sweetie Belle, but...
>You are in your cottage.
>The whole night was spent preparing this.
>A new costume.
>Makeup smeared across your face.
>Grease in your mane.
>This character you had seen in Anon's beloved comic books.
>This was the way to get your time back.
>You lick your lips and leave your home.
>This was for Anon.
>You would be the villain.
>Not the villain he wanted.
>But the one he needed...
>You had made a decent nurse outfit with the help of Rarity.
>It gets you into the hosptial unnoticed.
>You find Sweetie Belle's room.
>Anon had finally decided to go home.
>Oh well.
>You walk up to the bed.
>Sweetie opens her eyes weakly.
>"F-Fluttershy?"
>You smile wickedly down at her.
Hi.
@
 
 
END PART 1