Title:           Canterlotto 1
Author:          Slasher_Science
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First Edit:      Friday 25th of January 2013 04:09:44 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 25th of January 2013 04:09:44 PM CDT

>Day Sweepstakes in Equestria-
Sweepstakes was the worst song the Gorillaz ever created.
>Day lucky lotto in Equestria.
>What the fuck is wrong with this place?
>Honestly?
>You have won the Canterlotto.
>Lucky you.
>Only-
>The prize in this drawing isn't money.
>The whole shebang is run by Celestia and Luna.
>The prize:
>A month of maid service.
>By them.
>The two stand in your home dressed in maid outfits.
>You'd expect this shit from Fluttershy, but not the princesses.
This is crazy! What about your royal duties?!
>Celestia brushes your stomach playfully with a feather duster, "don't worry about it. We are your humble servants for a month!"
>Luna extends her wings, "yes! And thanks to our sister's wonderful idea to change the prize when we found you the winner, we can be-"
>Celestia clamps a hoof over her sister's mouth and giggles, "yes uh, Luna is just tired... WHAT CAN WE CLEAN?!"
>Fluttershy flies in like a bat out of hell, "this is CRAZY! W-what about your r-royal duties?!"
I know! I said that already!
>"P-princess, wasn't the prize for the Canterlotto two million bits?"
I knew it! They changed it!
>Celestia and Luna ignore the two of you and start cleaning.
>You take Fluttershy aside.
Listen Fluttershy, you gotta help me get them to go away.
>She nods, "right. Th-they're not getting any hot mokey dick before me!"
 
>Day El Mañana in Equestria-
Yeah that's a good one.
>You awake to a tray being placed on your stomach.
Wha huh??
>You sit up and see Celestia in her maid outfit smiling at you.
>"Good morning master, breakfast is served."
>The tray on your belly has a wonderful spread.
>Sliced fruit, toast with butter, eggs! And orange juice-
>Celestia points to the cup, "THAT is a royal drink master! It's called Sunny Delicious. Try some!"
>You really want those eggs, but you humor her.
>You try a sip.
>It's wonderful!
>You down the whole glass.
Thanks Celestia!
>She bows (how strange), "I'm pleased you enjoyed my urine master."
>You take a bite of eggs.
Huh? Whufzat?
>"My urine. You just drank my urine."
>You spit eggs across the room.
>Fluttershy bolts up in bed beside you.
>"H-huh? Honey? What's wrong?"
>You turn to her and point at Celestia,
The princess just made me drink her piss dear!
>Fluttershy looks at your food.
>"A-are those... Eggs?"
>Celestia takes a spoon and stuffs some eggs into your mouth.
>She gives Fluttershy an insane look.
>"Yes. Yes they are. Guess where I got them?!"
>Fluttershy holds her head and begins to tear up, "n-no... You didn't..."
>Celestia tosses her head and laughs, "YESSSSS I did! Hahahaha!"
>You push her away.
Celestia that's horrible! Why would you do that?
>She straightens her outfit and frowns.
>"She knows what she did."
>And with that, she leaves.
>Fluttershy sobs and hugs you.
>You finish your breakfast and promptly kick her out of the bed.
>This was going to be a long day.
 
Luna I don't need your help to shave.
>She already tried to bust down the door to wipe you.
>"Nonsense Anon! We are your humble servant!"
>She tries to maneuver around you and get at your face with a razor.
>Her tongue pokes out in concentration.
>God she looks adorable in that little outfit...
>Wait!
>You snatch the razor from her and push her away.
I can do it myself!
>You shave and keep an eye on her through the mirror.
>She sulks.
>Fluttershy walks in and sits on the toilet.
>They both stare at you.
>Probably never seen shaving...
>Then you smell it.
>You turn and look at Fluttershy in horror.
A-are you-
>She blushes and makes a strained face.
>You hear a plop and she sighs.
YOU'RE TAKING A DUMP?!
>She looks confused, "I th-thought married couples did stuff like th-this..."
>You push past Luna to get out of the bathroom.
We're not married! Finish and get out!
>You slam the door.
>Luna's still in there.
>You pace.
>Her voice carries through the door.
>"May we wipe you master Fluttershy?"
>Wut
>"O-oh you don't have to serve me, I didn't win."
>Horrible images fill your mind.
>"I insist Element of Kindness, you are the master's betrothed and therefore a master as well."
We're not married!
 
>After that horrible event, you Fillybreeze™ the shit out of the bathroom and hop in the shower.
Fucking ponies.
>Why couldn't you just have the two million bits?
>You lather your hair and sigh.
>A whole month of pony maids...
>Celestia's ass barely fits in that outfit.
>And you definitely saw that Luna was wearing cotton panties under hers.
>Where did they learn this shit?
>Fluttershy was definitely jealous enough to help you.
>"Let me wash your back master."
>You drop the soap.
>Luna is behind you in the shower with her outfit off.
>She smiles and holds up your loofah.
Luna get out of here!
>She presses you against the wall and begins scrubbing your chest.
>"We shall get you the squeaky clean!"
>Holy shit boner not now!
>Luna notices this.
>She scrubs it with the loofah.
AHHHHH!
>You swear it's tearing skin away.
Stop!
>You turn and protect your crotch.
>The loofah moves to your back.
>"Please hold still master."
>Her hooves move down to your lower back.
>"Master, can you grab the soap? We require more."
>You look down at the bar of soap on the shower floor.
>You look back and gulp at her large horn.
T-the soap?
>"Yes. The soap. You dropped it."
>That horn...
>Pick up the soap nigga.
>Pick up that mafuckin soap nigga...
>You thrust your ass back with a yell.
>Luna is sent to the floor.
>You grab your cheeks and run from the shower.
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY!
 
>How embarrassing...
>You get dressed and go downstairs.
>Celestia is dusting.
>She's bent over flicking her duster around behind a table.
>Her maid outfit stretches and strains to cover her ass.
>Unlike her sister, she's not wearing anyhting underneath.
>You can't help but stare at the bit of pink sticking out.
>She leans forward to get at more dust.
>The outfit begins to move up slightly.
>Just a bit more...
>Almost there...
>There's a crash from the kitchen.
>Celestia looks back, "oh, hello master. What was that?"
Idon'tknow!
>The two of you walk to the kitchen and find Fluttershy standing in the middle of a mess of shattered glass.
>"W-whoops..."
My... My favorite cup...
>She smashed your My Little Fishy cup.
>The one that cost you sixty bits.
>You feel a single tear make it's way down your cheek.
>"I'll clean this up master," Celestia gets to work.
>You pull Fluttershy out of the room.
Alright, what the HELL were you doing with the My Little Fishy Deluxe Edition Fishy-Con Only cup?!
>She hides in her mane.
>"Well I um, I th-thought that if we made a lot of w-work for them, they would g-get tired of it and go..."
>That's not bad...
That could work Flutters.
>She smiles.
But, don't ever smash my stuff without consulting me first.
>She nods.
Alright, now go upstairs and clog that toilet, I'm gonna make a mess in the laundry room.
>"Okay!"
>You put your hand in and she places a hoof on top of it.
Break!
>"Break!"
 
>You hear Luna shouting and the sound of hooves galloping around upstairs.
>You chuckle as you pour an entire bottle of detergent into the washer.
>Celestia's gonna flip.
>You start it and get the hell out.
>What else can you do?
>As you walk past the stairs you see a cascade of water flowong down.
>You hope she just used toilet paper to clog it...
>Then you notice your potted plant on a table in the hallway.
>Perfect.
>You grab it and head to the living room.
>The soil in the pot is spread all over your carpet.
>You laugh like an idiot and sit on the couch.
>Celestia's reaction should be great.
>You wait.
>And wait.
>Eventually you drift into sleep.
 
>"Anon."
>You awake to Celestia's face.
Bah!
>One heart attack later you see that the living room is spotless.
>No way.
>You run to the stairs.
>No more water.
>The laundry room?
>Spotless and a load is drying.
H-how?
>According to your watch, you'd only slept for about twenty minutes.
>Celestia walks to you and smiles, "are you pleased master?"
What happened?
>"Well your house was a disaster. Soap suds, toilet water, Fluttershy droppings and soil everywhere."
>Right.
>Wait, Fluttershy wha-
>"So I fixed it with magic real quick."
>FUUUUUUUUUCK!
>You completely forgot about that.
>Fucking magic.
>"And master, we have a surprise!"
>Luna walks down the stairs.
>Fluttershy comes down behind her.
>In a maid outfit.
What do you think you're doing?
>She blushes, "I'm g-going to be your s-sexy maid too..."
>You shake your head.
We had a deal!
>She turns and shakes her rear.
>You see a flash of white panties.
>"I-If you can't beat them... Join them."
>This is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.
>Celestia spanks you with her feather duster,
>"We're going to have so much fun pleasing you master!"
 
End of part 1