Title: Bebop Cola Author: Slasher_Science Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/r1GP37vg First Edit: Sunday 16th of June 2013 05:21:57 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 16th of June 2013 05:21:57 PM CDT >Day Bebop Cola in Equestria. >Ponyville has been a clusterfuck for a few days. >The reason: >Bebop Cola, a new soft drink maker out of Manehatten has put a soda machine in front of Town Hall. >It wasn't a big deal to you, but it was all the rage for ponies. >They had never seen something like this. >Before, they had to buy all their fizzy drinks at the market. >And even then, the choices were limited. >Now they had the option of getting Orange Jazzy Juice, Cool Cream Soda, Groovy Grape, Mountain Spew and much more. >And the machine even played a different song for each purchase. >Some ponies only bought a drink for the songs. >And anytime a tune would start up, the whole town square of ponies would break out into dance and song. >It was horrible. >So you had avoided the thing entirely. >Fucking Bebop Cola. >Another company for you to hate. >But being the hypocrite you are, >You are currently standing in front of the colorful machine. >It's about midnight, so the town square is empty. >You can't let anyone see you buying a Bebop Cola after you talked so much shit about it. >No one even knew you bought Nabisco products, and they would never find out. >But you're THIRSTY. >You slide a bit into the machine. >It lights up. >[BEBOP COOOOOLA] Jesus Christ shut up! >You panic and look around. >The town is still dark and silent. >You turn back to the machine and select a Mountain Spew. >[MOUNTAIN SPEW FOR YOU, DO THE SPEW AND FEEL SO COOL] Fuck! >You kick the machine as it rocks around screaming out it's song Shut up shut up! >It makes an electrical sound and starts to tip forward. Oh shi- >You turn and run >But the machine slams down on your back.     >The bottom half of your body is pinned beneath the large soda machine. >It's still blaring out it's song. >You groan and try to pull yourself out from below it. Help! >A blue mare you don't recognize is standing in front of you looking down curiously. Hey! Help! I'm stuck! >She begins singing along with the machine, right in your face. >All of a sudden the town square is filled with ponies >Singing and dancing. >They all ignore your cries for help. >One is even on top of the machine bobbing back and forth to the song. Hey stop doing that! Help! Guys, lift this thing up I can't pull myself out! >The song ends on one held out note. >The machine goes dark again and all the ponies leave. Help... >You look up and see the only pony left is that blue unicorn mare. >Staring at you with wide eyes. Hey, can you use magic to lift this thing up? >She tilts her head, "um, can I have a Fruity Boogie?" What? No! I'm being crushed! >She bends down and puts a bit in your mouth then presses your nose >"Fruity Boogie, boogie down with your fruity seeeelf~" >You spit the coin out What the fuck?! That song is stupid anyway! GET ME OUT OF HERE DAMMIT! >She looks sad, then notices something off to your left. >"Hmm, Mountain Spew is good too I guess..." >She picks up the drink you had bought and walks away. >"Mountain Spew for you, do the spew and feel so cool~" WAIIIIIIIT! >You're alone again. Fucking ponies...     >It's morning. >You spent the whole night under the soda machine. >Ponies are awake now and all go about their business. >Ignoring your pleas for help. >Every so often a pony will come and put a coin in your mouth then kick the machine, recieving their sugary drink. >This must be what hell is like. >"Nony?" >You look up through your tears and see Pinkie Pie. Pinkie! Thank god! You gotta help me out! >She lays down with her face inches from yours. >"What are you doing under there silly? I thought you hated Bebop Cola?" I do! But it's crushing me! >She looks sad. >"That's bad. Is there any Shadubie Sarsaparilla left?" What? >Pinkie puts a bit in your mouth and bucks the machine. >[NO MORE SHADUBIE SARSAPARILLA LEFT, BUT KEEP GROOVING ON] >"Aww..." >Her mane goes slack. Pinkie Pie! Get some help! >She looks at you sadly, "there's nothing we can do Anon! The Shadubie is all gone and the machine won't get re-stocked until Wednesday! And that's tomorrow! What am I supposed to do until then?!" Help me? >She runs away crying. Fuck... >An hour later and the second worst pony that could show up shows up. Nonononono >This is definitely hell. >Of course she would show up. Please just go away, there's no soda here. It's all gone. Go home now please. >She bends down and smiles, "oh Anon, I'm not here for Bebop Cola." You're here to... Help me? >"No, I'm here to help myself." >Sweetie Belle turns and sits on your face.     >Why is no one stopping this? >Sweetie Belle is rubbing her crotch all over your face in town square and everyone is going about their business. >One stallion even comes over, puts a bit in your ear and bucks himself out a Diet Groovy Grape. >The machine starts a song. >All the ponies stop whatever they're doing and join in with song and dance. >Sweetie Belle works her hips to the groove. Mmmmfmmf! >You keep your mouth clamped shut, but her folds are making a mess on your face. >Her ass is rubbing all over your forehead. >And the ponies just keep singing. >The song ends in time with Sweetie Belle. >She falls forward squeaking and laughing. >You gasp for breath. >"Thanks Anon!" Sweetie Belle buys a Funky Blueberry Frost then leaves. >You cry in the dirt, your body trapped still and your face now sticky.     >It's night. >You don't know how long you've been trapped exactly. >But you can no longer feel below your ribcage. >There's a wetness somewhere back there, but it could be your blood or soda. >You are pretty hungry. >And a little thirsty. >But some pony had been kind enough to share their Jammin' Citrus Juice. >Why did they not understand that you needed help? >A few hours ago you finally stopped asking for help and had instead started making drink suggestions. >Twilight Sparkle had come by for her daily Smooth Strawberry Swill and read you a story to pass the time. >Applejack and Rainbow Dash had come to get their Awesome Apple Crush and Rad Rainbow Raindrops. >They just laughed and called you stupid. >Great friends. >Princess Celestia had even come to get a drink. >And instead just ended up raping your face. >Now the square is empty again. I think I'll just die here... >The machine fizzes, >[BEBOPING IN THE AFTERLIFE] Fuck off. >There's a shuffling noise in the dark. Who's there? >You look around. >Silence. Hello? >There's a rolling noise behind you. >A large shape appears in front of you. >"There we go ma'am. All set." What the- >You stare at the back of a soda machine right in front of you. >[BEBOP COLA READY TO JAM] >Fluttershy bends down and smiles at you. >"He-hello Anon, I wrote to Bebop Cola t-telling them that they needed to put a new machine here..." What about this one?! >"That one's out of service Anon." Well can you help me out of here? I think my pelvis is crushed! >She shivers, "oh no, I think it's just fine..." >You can't move as Fluttershy lowers her crotch to your face. FUCKING FLUTTERSHY! >[BEBOP COLA, GONNA GET YOU LAID] FUCKING BEBOP COLA!