Title:           Anon and Moonlight 1
Author:          SevenSixTwo
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First Edit:      Monday 22nd of July 2013 08:40:10 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 22nd of July 2013 08:40:10 AM CDT

>You are Anon
> Recently, you’ve moved from P0nyville to escape that insufferable yellow pegasus.
>Hollow Shades wasn’t particularly high on your lists to move to, but this is the one place you’ve finally escaped to where Fluttershy could not find you.
>At the very least you managed to get a job farming mushrooms or else moving wouldn’t have been an option.
>As you walk through the town you notice that it’s filled with Bat ponies, you could hardly believe your eyes.
>You had heard rumors in P0nyville of such a place, but never thought they were true.
>The town was fascinated to see a hairless bipedal creature walking through with only two suitcases and a backpack.
>But you hardly paid any attention to the wondering eyes.
>After all you were used to it by now.
>A nearby fruit stand caught your attention, and you peered over the selection eyeing something you hadn’t had in such a long time.
>Ripe, plump, and tender peaches sat on the table in all their juicy glory.
>You look at the vendor and point toward the peach.
“How much for one of those?”
>The vendor, an older bat pony mare looked you over with a raised brow.
>“Those are two bits each…”
>It was obvious from her body language that she wasn’t entirely comfortable around you.
>Reaching into your pocket, you took out four bits and placed them on the counter.
>You grabbed up your snack and left munching on the delectable treat as other customers stared at you.
>The town wasn’t so bad, kind of shy but they’ll warm up sooner or later.
>You hope.
>Unfortunately, moving also forced you to get a roommate, whom you’ve never met.
>Walking up to the door of the small ranch home, you casually glance at the address before walking up the stone foot path to the door.
>Knocking on the door, you wait patiently while you hear a ruckus and what sounds like a mare in distress.
>Dropping your stuff, you dashed through the unlocked door thinking the worst.
 
>Running toward the sound of cries, you pinpoint the sound coming from a room in the back, and quickly flung open the door.
>Oh god what the fuck?
>A petite bat pony mare being spit roasted by two stallions stopped, and all their eyes shifted to you.
>You couldn’t even make this up if you tried.
>Her coat was a light charcoal gray, and her mane, colored navy blue with baby blue highlights, was done up into a pony tail.
>The mare, dick still beside her mouth, looked frozen with fear and blushed red with embarrassment.  
“Uh…”
>You still can’t believe what’s going on.
>The stallion hitting it from behind pulled out and walked past, throwing an awkward glance toward you.
>“I’m just gonna leave. I’ll see you around Moonlight.”
>The other stallion trotted out as well.
>“Yeah, I think I’m gonna head out too. I don’t feel comfortable with a voyeur, yeah I’m just gonna leave too.”
>The mare blushed madly as she watched the stallions leave.
>She looked at you and stammered,  
>“I-It’s not what it looks like!”
>Yeah, it was time for you to leave.  
>You began to turn to walk away.
>“W-where are you going?”
“Outside. Come and get me when you’re cleaned up.”
>Outside, you sat beside your stuff and tried to make sense of what you just witnessed, and then you begin to fear that she’ll be just as bad as Fluttershy was.
>About that time the mare opened the door and pranced out happily as if nothing had ever happened.
>“Well, just don’t sit there er…”
“Anon.”
>“Nice to meet you, Anon.  I’m Moonlight. Grab your things, Anon and I’ll show you to your room.”
 
>Standing up and grabbing your things, you follow Moonlight through the front door and watched as she led you through the house.
>The moon in the shape of a heart shone brightly on her dark coat, her cutie mark.
>“You know, I had forgot that you were coming today.”
>You took a second to think before you responded.
“Yeah, I saw.”
>Moonlight laughed nervously.
>“Sorry about that, I’m pretty sure you didn’t want to see that.”
>Flashing you a quick smile, she quickly added,
>“Or maybe you’d you did. I’ve heard Minotaur’s love to watch-”
>You interrupt before she can continue.
“No thank you and I am NOT a minotaur.”
>Did this pony have any shame? You just walked in on her with two other bucks and now she’s flirting with you.
>“Huh? You’re not a minotaur?”
“No, I’m not even the same species.”
>“Oh, what are you then?”
“I’m a human.”
>She raised a brow.
>Ugh, you hated explaining this to every new pony you met.
“I’m from another dimension. It’s very complicated.”
>“Uh huh. Oh look, here it is.”
>Moonlight reached out and opened the door with a hoof.
>She flipped the switch and illuminated the boring, bland, and dull white room with a single bed.
>At least there’s a bathroom and closet.
>Walking over to the blank mattress, you lie your stuff down and turn to face the flirtatious bat pony.
“It’s nice.”
>You’re lying.
>You gave up a nice home with a small lake for this…
>Disappointed, you sat down on the squeaky mattress and opened your bags to unpack.
>“Whelp, I’ll leave you to unpack.”
>Moonlight trotted off down the hall whistling.
>You let out a depressed sigh and begin to think Fluttershy and P0nyville wasn’t so bad.
>Shaking your head, you can’t believe you even thought that.
>No, anything is better than that.
 
>You are Moonlight.
>Walking to the fridge, you worry that maybe Anon thinks you’re some kind of hooker or something.
>It didn’t help that he saw you with those two from the bar.
>You could’ve died from embarrassment.  
>Shaking your head quickly, you grab out a banana.
>After closing the fridge, you trot over to the couch and kick your hooves up on the coffee table.
>Also maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to flirt with him.
>But you were so nervous and embarrassed, it just slipped out!
>If things weren’t awkward enough already…
>You peel the banana, and begin to take a bite.
>Anon’s door opened abruptly, and you stop mid bite.
>He looked at you, sighed, and shook his head before walking past with a load of laundry.
>You began to wonder why he did that until it struck you like a ton of bricks.
>Oh Luna’s huge crotchtits!
>The banana was still in your mouth like you were teasing him.
>Your cheeks felt ablaze from the embarrassment.
>Eating it quickly, you wonder if this day could get any worse.
>Anon came back a second later.
>“I forgot to ask. Where are the washer and dryer?”
>Trying your best not to make eye contact, you point him toward the laundry room.
>“Thanks, Moonlight.”
“N-no problem.”
 
>A few hours later you knock on Anon’s door.
>He opens the door, and you get a peek in at the already decorated room.
>Anon has already packed what seems to be a stack of books that is taller than you!
>The closet is full of clothes and there are already bed sheets on the bed.
>You wonder how he works so fast (it takes you like a week to do as much as he has done in a day), but that’s not the real reason you’re there.
“Do you mind if I come in?”
>“Sure, Moonlight.”
>Walking in you take a full look around.
>Anon’s suitcases were completely unpacked, and sitting by the door.
>“Was there something you wanted to talk about?”
>Anon asked with a raised brow.
“Yeah, I just wanted to apologize for my remarks earlier. I got the feeling they made you uncomfortable.”
>He cocked his head at you as if he were surprised.
>Walking over and sitting down on the bed, he had a small smile.
“Thank you, Moonlight. It means a lot to me. But could you not say that kind of stuff to me? It brings up painful memories.”
>He’s keeping something back, but you don’t want to call him out on it.
>After all it’s only his first night there.
>There’ll be plenty of time to talk in the future.
“I didn’t want you to get the wrong impression about me.”
>He leaned in and looked you square in the eye with an inquisitive look about him.
>“When I walked in… Do you do that sort of thing regularly?”
“…”
>Your blush could’ve been seen from space.