Title:           Unknown #4 (Update 2/5/14)
Author:          Saint_Dane
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ktUZX1FT
First Edit:      Monday 6th of January 2014 07:14:46 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 6th of January 2014 07:14:46 PM CDT

>You wake up.
>Shame, it was a good dream.
>I thought it was complete shit.
>Thats what you think.
>No Brain, you think, I do.
>...
>Thats better.
>"Anon?" Twilight started "Are you up?"
"Yeah, I am." You answer. "So... What am I doing today?"
>Twilight starts to ponder "I remember Rarity asking for your measurements, Rainbow wanting you to judge her tricks, and we still need to go to Canterlot to visit the Princess" she states.
>Thats what it was Anon, they have a Monarchy government system.
>Then shouldn't we talk to a King or Queen?
>I don't know, don't ask me.
>"Equestria to Anonymous, are you there?" Twilight asks.
"Umm, y-yeah I zoned out a bit."
>Smooth.
>Fuck you.
"Anyways, whats for breakfast?" you question.
>Hope it's not hay & oats.
>"Hay and oats." she states matter-of-factly.
>...
>fuck
>That cake and punch from yesterday was good.
>We can't eat that all the time we're here.
>Might as well ask.
"Do you have anything else?"
>"Why?" she questions.
>Well bitch, I'll fuckin eat you if not.
"I have certain eating patterns, and hay and oats sadly, won't satiate them."
>"What kinds?" She asks.
>The kinds that involve killing something and cutting off a piece of its dead corpse.
>Brain, if you don't shut the fuck up, I will fucking end both of us.
"Well... I'm kind of an..."
>"A what?" she asks
"An Omnivore. As in I eat greens... And meat."
>"Well... umm..." She looks scared "Are you going to eat anyone here?"
>Bitch I might.
>...
>Good one.
"I only eat it when its cooked. Anything else isn't too good. Besides, I doubt i'm the only carnivorous type in Equestria, right?"
>Good one, Anon.
>I hope I kill us sometime soon.
>You know you love me.
>"While that's true," she starts, "most don't usually come to a small town like this, so there aren't any meat restaurants that I know of, for a town or two away." She finishes.
>That fuckin' sucks, dude.
>I wouldn't know that feel, Anon.
"So, Twilight, do you have any cake or punch left from yesterday?"
>She looks uncertain, but she looks into the refrigerator for anything that could help you with your hunger.
>While she's looking, she answers, "Yes, we have a small piece of cake and some punch from the party last night."
>Well, that's good, because you really don't eat much in a day.
>Talking about eating, why don't we do just that?
"Sure, I will need to eat sometime today, why not have it be the most important meal of the day?"
>"Well Anon, it looks like Spike and I are going to the market while you do what you need to do today.
 
 
All I got for now...
Will be finished soon.
~Saint_Dane