Title: Unknown #2 Author: Saint_Dane Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/qhBwDXEi First Edit: Saturday 16th of November 2013 11:22:36 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 16th of November 2013 11:22:36 PM CDT "Then, lead the way." >You state. >Hey i'm bac- Why the fuck are we following a horse? >She's a pony, Brain. >That still doesn't explain shit. >What legs are trying to say is thatwe are following a pony into town to rest and eat is that good? >... yes >Good. >"We've never seen others of your kind here before." thats not suprising. "Ehh in my world, the ponies didn't talk." >Totally changing the subject she asks >"What are some key technological advances, your kind has?" "Well, umm, we went to the moon. We als-" >You are cut off >"Who did you go to get back?" >Wut? "What? >"Who did your leader send to the moon? "No one... We went there in the name of Science." >"How did you get there? Judging by your head, you dont have a horn, and you don't have wings, so how did you get there?" >You look at her and notice something. >Brain. >Brain, is that a horn? >Well anon, yes it is. "Umm, we used metal ships called rockets to send people to the moon." >"Interesting." >You wait for her to say more, but she doesn't. "We also are able to simulate the zero gravity of space without going into it." >"How is your kind able to do that?" >Lady what the fuck do I look like? A fucking rocket scienti- >You cut your thought off as you see the building you were heading to... and the ponies that were staring at you. >... Well this is awkward. >"Oh, don't mind them, they haven't seen any of your kind before." "Yeah, that probably is new to them huh?" >These ponies are fucking creepy. >Wait why the fuck is that pink one running towards you? "Twi-Twilight!" >"Yes Anon?" >You point towards the pink pony. >Twilight says "Ahh yes, that is Pinkie Pie, be careful though she can be a bit of a handfull at times." >Pinkie Pie. >Her first name suits her, i'm not sure what to think about her last name though. >She probably works in a bakery, or something. >Brain, shut the fuck up. You are never right. >Hey, which one of us got us through School? >Neither. I "Convinced" Amanda to let us cheat off her remember? >Oh yeah... shut the fuck up Anon. >Whatevs Brain. >Oh god. Pink, so much Pink. >"OHMYCELESTIAWHATAREYOU?!?AREYOUAFRIENDOFTWILIGHTS?BECAUSEIFYOUARETHENAFRIENDOFTWILIGHTSISAFRIENDOFMINE!WENEEDTOGETSTARTEDONTHEWELCOMETOPONYVILLEPARTY!" she looks to twilight "Can we have it at the treebrary? >"Sure." >Umm... Brain. >Anon... what was that? >I don't know. >Hey! There's someone as Random as us! >Subconsious, shut up. >Anon, I agree with him though. >Hea- ticking timebomb, you agree with everything our subconsious says. >Why do you call me that? >Because your normal term is absolutely goddamn retarded, also you could burst at any moment. >Whats wrong with H- >SHUT IT. >"Anooooon? Are you Ok? "Wha? Oh, Yeah. I was just thinking >"Well, while you were "Thinking" Pinkie and I were talking about a "Welcome To Ponyville" Party for you. What do you think? "Umm, Ok? I don't know what to expect since I just got here. >"We are going to have it sometime around 5 O'clock "Cool, What time is it?" >"Its about 2:30 right now." >Oh cool there is some time to rest. "Umm, is there somewhere I can rest? I have aches in joints I know existed." >"Sure, you can use my guest bed. Its up the ladder to the left up the stairs and at the end of the hallway." "Ok, see you two in a bit."