Title:           Skyranon. Oneshot.
Author:          Saint_Dane
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zwt3wXi6
First Edit:      Wednesday 19th of February 2014 03:32:51 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 19th of February 2014 03:32:51 PM CDT

>Walking out of your house with your trusty Dragonbone Warhammer, named 'Big Boner' you go to do what you do ev-
>Your follower stops you, "Anon! We already killed every dragon here!"
>You start to walk towards the badlands.
>"Anon, we already killed every bandit in Equestria! There's nothing else to do!"
>God this bitch is annoying.
"What am I going to do, now that I have 4 houses, a billion bits, and the strongest weapons in this realm?"
>"Well, you could go and make another country, and rule there."
>That's not a bad idea.
 
*2 YEARS LATER*
 
>"Anon, you rule a kingdom, what are you going to do now?"
>Donning your enchanted 'Badass Fork' you look her in the eyes.
"Time to be a villain now."
>How?
>By killing every chicken and Emperor you see.