Title:           Mook Anon #5
Author:          Saint_Dane
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/fUEWDfAq
First Edit:      Sunday 2nd of March 2014 11:44:03 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 2nd of March 2014 11:44:03 PM CDT

>"Anon, when was the last time you were in the castle?"
>God this bitch is getting on your nerves.
"I don't know, Twalot. When was the last time you got lost in Cum Ville?"
>"Anon, all i'm saying is that you haven't been there twice in the three years you've been here, I think i'd know more about it than you."
>Why is this bitch such a cunt?
"Sparara, why the hell would you know more about it then?"
>"Because, I grew up in that castle!"
>That makes no fucking sense.
"So?"
>"I have a bucking map, Anon! I've seen most of the castle and recorded it too!"
>Ohh, that's genius.
"You should let me see those, they will help me see how 'Smart' you are."
>She looks a little glad at this.
>"Anon, i'm glad you took the time to finally tell someone they were smarter than you."
>This cunt.
"Sure, twolot."
>You state, grinding your teeth.
>She pulls a piece of paper from her saddle bag.
>"Here," she starts, "That is the floor plan to Canterlot castle."
>Ripping it from her hooves, you crumble up the paper and put it in your mouth.
>After a small time, you swallow the paper.
>Twilight starts laughing, "Do you really expect me to only have one copy? Anon, you're really dumber than you look."
>You look in her saddle bag and see hundreds of other copies.
"Fuck,"
"You,"
"Twilit."