Title:           Mook Anon #3
Author:          Saint_Dane
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/DySJhrUe
First Edit:      Tuesday 25th of February 2014 02:13:02 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 25th of February 2014 02:13:02 PM CDT

>Flexing your 'muscles', you look at the mirror in front you.
"Ohhh, yeah."
>Suddenly, Pink.
>"Hey Anon! Are you up?! CUZ' I'M UP, YUP, I'M UP LIKE A KITE!"
"Fuck off Penke, I'm exercising."
>"Didn't look like it Anon."
"Well... fuck off still.
>She looks to you, "Anon, why are you so dumb?" with a dumb smirk on her face.
"What are you so... Pink?"
>"Why are you a nigger?"
>You are offended by this.
"I'm not some dumbass nigger who can't spell sean."
>"How do you spell sean, Anon."
"Easy, S-H-O-N, Sean."
>"You're retarded."
"Hey fuck off Pan-"
>You are cut off.
>Fuck someone's coming.
>"ANON Y MOUS, YOU ARE SENTENCED TO 1000 YEARS OF SOLITARY CONFINEMENT ON THE MOON."
>Trelestia
"What the fuck did I do?!"
>"YOU HAVE OFFENDED ON OF OUR PRINCESSES, AND SAID YOU FUCKED HER DEAD MOTHER."
>Fuck.
"Twalot's a cunt."
>"GOODBYE ANON, SEE YOU IN 1000 YEARS."
>Zapping you with magic, the last thing you see, is Pinkies questioning frown.
>Suddenly, out like a light.
 
*2 HOURS LATER.*
 
>Waking up, you feel around.
>What the shit? The ground feels like... thousand year old... dirt.
>Welp, Anon, you're fucked.
>But seriously.
>Fuck ponies.