Title:           Mook Anon #2
Author:          Saint_Dane
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/23DgD97U
First Edit:      Monday 24th of February 2014 07:48:40 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 24th of February 2014 07:48:40 PM CDT

"And as I fuckin' said, you can't break a record, set by a professional flyer."
>Rainbow looks to you,  hating every part of you, "Anon, have you ever SEEN the Wonderbolts?"
"I don't need to, to know they would smoke your ass."
>She snorts, "Wanna bet?" she asks.
"Sure nigga, 100 bits says you can't beat them."
>She looks hurt by this, "100 BITS!? This bet is worth 1000 Bits at least."
"1000 bits! I don't have that kind of money!"
>She give you a strange look, "Maybe... we work out a different... payment."
"Like, what? If I win, you come work for me for a couple of days?"
>"What if I win?" she questions.
"Trust me, bro, you won't win."
>She looks a bit saddened upon hearing that, but you don't see it.
>Maybe you did, and you just didn't care.
>"Anon, don't be such a M-" she is cut off.
>"ANON Y MOUS OF EQUESTRIA. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
>Great, it's Twelet.
"I've been fucking your mother."
>"WAS IT YOU WHO GAVE ME THIS LETTER!?" she inquires.
"Never seen it in my life."
>"THEN WHY DOES IT SAY 'SIGNED ANON'!?"
"I did not have the intentions to write that letter."
>"Buck this, i'm outta here!" Rainbow states.
"See ya bitch!"
>Twily looks to you.
>"AS SOON A-"
"See ya bitch, i'm out."
>"Oh no you don't." Tellit grabs you with her magic and pulls you away, with her.
>Fuck.
>This.
>Pony.