Title:           Mook Anon #1
Author:          Saint_Dane
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/uxhtDDfc
First Edit:      Sunday 23rd of February 2014 09:30:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 23rd of February 2014 09:30:59 PM CDT

"Don't tell me you're serious, Ziggers can't read!"
>"Anon, if your mind was right, you wouldn't say that in a fight." Zecora responds.
>You squint your eyes at her.
"How the fuck is sum' bitch Zigger gonn' beat me in a fight?"
>Zecora looks to you like she is about to rhyme, but she is cut off.
>"Anon! what are you doing all the way out here?"
>Oh, its Twalot.
"Hey Nigga, what you doin' lookin' for me?"
>Twilight looks to you, looking you dead in the eyes. "Princess Celestia called, she told me to give you this."
>Looking at it, you open the scroll and look upon its contents.
>It reads "Ur a Fegget."
>God.
>Damn.
>Ponies.