Title:           Fuckin kids
Author:          Saint_Dane
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/cWTJxJan
First Edit:      Saturday 16th of November 2013 05:11:40 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 16th of November 2013 05:11:40 PM CDT

>Day Whatever fuckin day I want it to be in Equestria.
>"Anon!"
>Oh god, these fuckin ponies won't leave you alone.
>You turn and look to find Cheerilee running towards you
"Yeah? What do you need?"
>"The Cutey Mark Crusaders are gone!"
"So? They're kids, they can find their own way back."
>"B-but they're children! You have to help me!"
"Not really. Now I have more pressing matters, Making a birthday cake for my cat
>"You have a ca-No time you need to help!"
"Fine."
>"Follow me!"
"Ok"
>She starts to run off while you go back to making a cake for your dead cat.
"Fuck her. And those little cumdumpsters."