Title: FlutterTriangle (RGRE) Author: RoofiesGreens Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/B9hXr69e First Edit: Tuesday 3rd of May 2016 09:08:31 AM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 3rd of May 2016 09:08:31 AM CDT >You are Fluttershy, and today you are going to prove to your friends that you are a real mare! >You are going to march right up to Anon and you are going to ask him out on a date >You don't care how embarrassing this is going to be >You don't care that other mares will start making zoophile jokes behind your back again >You don't think they ever really stopped, even after Rainbow Dash beat up that group of mares for doing it, they just were quieter about it now >You owe it to your friends to finally mare up and grow a spine >You've been whining to your friends about tfw no coltfriend for months now >Rarity took all your Neighponese comic books and burned them since they were just making you sad >Pinkie Pie tried to set you up on some blind dates but you panicked and chickened out >Meeting random stallions would be too scary >But Rainbow Dash has been a real sis these past few months >She really listened to you when you bared your heart to her >Every time she came around the cottage she would talk to you about stallions and your feelings and stuff >And you know she hates talking about feelings and stuff >She's really been there for you >She's the reason you're going to ask out Anon >You bet Rainbow thinks she was being real subtle too >All the time when you were talking she'd randomly bring up Anon occasionally >How he's been doing >What he was doing that day >The latest hijinks he's been in with pinkie >She really made Anon out to be a great guy >Not that you didn't know already >He was always really sweet to you, no matter how awkward you were >Rainbow obviously wants you to ask him out >And the more you think about him the more it seems like a good idea >He really seems to understand what it's like to be a mare >You and Rainbow even talked about how he would react to a mare asking him out >He admittedly reacted pretty badly the first few weeks he was here when mares were hitting on him >But those mares were being pretty rude and very grabby >Most mares have left him alone since then >He did make it quite clear what he thought about ponies not taking him seriously >But you both agreed that if somepony really bared their heart out to Anon he would be kind >He wouldn't be like other stallions, gossiping behind ponies backs >He would let a mare down softly... >...Or maybe not let them down at all >So you are walking through the streets of ponyville towards the park where Anon will be >He's been busking lately on weekends for extra cash, gathering quite a crowd sometimes with his guitar >You hope there isn't much of a crowd today >You'll be worried enough without a crowd to make you even more nervous >As you reach Ponyville's Park your heart is pounding >You feel your knees shaking and your wings quivering against you >But you push on anyway, knowing that no matter what happens today you'll feel better than yesterday >Even if you get rejected it's still Anon, he'll let you down softly, and you'll still be friends afterwards >But you're really hoping he'll say yes >You even went out and bought a really nice bouquet of flowers to give to Anon >They're tucked beneath your wing as you walk through the park >You hope you aren't crushing them >Or sweating on them >Are you sweating? >You hope you aren't sweating >As you crest a hill you spot him >You breath a sigh of relief as you see he doesn't have too large of a crowd >Okay Fluttershy, show time >You take a few deep breaths to prepare yourself >However as you gather yourself you spot something colourful out of the corner of your eye >Oh hey, Rainbow Dash is here >She must be here to see how you're going >Wait, you never mentioned to Rainbow Dash that you planned to do this... >What's that she's holding under her wings? >Flowers >She's holding flowers and she's heading straight for Anon >No >Your breaths start coming in quick shaky bursts >She walks right up to Anon >You start shaking your head >You can tell even at this distance that she's nervous >But you can see her plant herself with determination as she looks up from the ground and speaks to Anon >'Say no' one part of you immediately wishes, while another part tears you up inside for being such an awful pony >She presents him the flowers >'PLEASE SAY NO' a part of you begs, while the other little pony in your head twists the knife deeper >You don't even deserve Anon >You're an awful friend, you'd be an even worse marefriend >Anon picks Rainbow Dash up from the ground, surprising her >They kiss >The crowd cheers and laughs >You begin to cry >Why are you crying? >You didn't lose anything >Hell, Rainbow Dash just saved you a lot of embarrassment >Now you don't have to be in front of all those ponies >You don't want to be in front of anypony right now >You should be happy for her >Your best friend has a coltfriend now >She's going to be real happy >Why aren't you happy for her, she got there first, it's in the sis code... >You're a real mare right? >You're a good sis for your friend right? >You turn around and start to make your way home >You're glad you decided to buy flowers >You'd like something to snack on while you cry yourself to sleep tonight