Title:           A sensuous night. Yes
Author:          Red123456789
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First Edit:      Tuesday 25th of August 2015 12:09:05 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 25th of August 2015 12:09:05 AM CDT

>"Hello, Anon. It seems you have woken up from little nap. Yes"
>You are Anon
>And it's been 3 months since you got to Equestria
>It's been longer since you last had sex
>And today that is what you'll be getting
>Or at least that was the plan
>You are currently strapped down to a table
>With Pinkie Pie looming over you
>Last thing you remember is having a drink with her in a bar
>Turns out she spiked your drink
>"Now you shall tell Pinkie of your devious plans! Yes."
"What?"
>"Don't play dumb with Pinkie! Pinkie knows your lot! Acting nice and sweet and then, STAB! You stab Pinkie in the back by turning out to be spies! Yes. Now speak"
"I swear, I don't know what you are talking about!"
>"By your sweat and possible bowl evacuations, Pinkie is inclined to belive you. Yes"
>Thank GOD!
>"Whoever, Anon is sleeper agent and they are reading your brainwaves. Yes. You must be killed."
>God damn it!
 
>"Pinkie is sorry. You would have made a fine comrade if things were different. Yes."
>Pinkie takes out a scalpel and proceeds to get closer to your neck
"Wait Pinkie! If I am really a sleeperagent, shouldn't your enemies be aware of what's going on here?
>"Hehe...no. Yes. Pinkie has isolated this place with the most modern of brainwave swirling technologies. Aluminum Foil! Yes."
>Jesus Pony Christ
"Then wouldn't it be better if we feed them with false information?"
>Pinkie stops and thinks for a second
>"What form of chicanery is this? They almost nothing about Pinkie. Yes"
"Exactly. If they have information, they will feel cocky and slip up. But it will be false."
>"Ah. Pinkie understands your high-form of skulduggery. Yes"
"We should have sex! That way they will think we are lovers."
>"What?"
"They will think you will have a weakness and when they try something you will have the upper Kain...upper hand."
>"Yes. Yes. Pinkie sees now. They won't know what will hit them."
>She quickly starts untying you
>You are free
>As you stretch out your wrists you see that Pinkie is blushing
>"Um...Pinkie is lesbian. Yes..."
>Well
"Even better! That will completly fool them!"
>She brightens up
>"Yes! Yes! Truly Pinkie will have the upper Kain in her next battle. Yes"
"Don't say upper Kain. It's not going to be a thing"
 
>You start taking your clothes off
>You turn around and see pinkie with a tin foil hat on
"What is that?"
>"Sex enhances the brainwaves. Yes. Wear the hat, Anon, and you will be safe. Yes"
>She gives you another tin foil hat and you put it on with caution
>You are starting to have your doubts
>"OK. Pinkie is ready. Yes. Sex Pinkie!"
"You need to lay down first"
>"Oh, of course. Pinkie knew."
>Pinkie lies down on the table you were strapped on
>Belly first
>"Come now! We must do the thing!"
"Whatever you say"
>You waste no time on foreplay
>You take off your pants and attack deep!
>But before you enter
>"Pinkie has some conditions. Yes"
"Whu?"
>"Pinkie will call you Twilight. Yes"
"Um...ok..."
>A small price to pay
>"Also you shall call Pinkie, Twilight's Queen"
"...I can do that"
>"And Pinkie will filth to you. Yes"
"Fine, fine..."
>This was beginning to be more of a chore
 
>You plunge deep inside Pinkie
>She jumps a bit
>It's like it scared her
>It doesn't take long for her to start enjoying herself
>"Oooh...Yes. Does Twilight enjoy Pinkie's insides. Yes"
>That's some horrible roleplay
"Yes, my queen"
>"NO! Yes. You are supposed to say, "Twilight's Queen.""
"What seriously?"
>"Yes. Yes. Again"
>You continue on
>"Oooh...Yes. Does Twilight enjoy Pinkie's insides. Yes"
"Yes, Twilight's queen."
>"The lonely Twilights has been dreaming of this for very long, hasn't she?"
"Yes, Twilight's queen"
>"You want to polish Pinkie's hooves? Yes"
"What?!"
>"Anon! Don't be of breaking character. Yes."
"What's all this hoof polishing?"
>"It's roleplay! Yes. Pinkie needs this so she can be sexing you. Yes"
"For God's sake! Yes, my queen"
>"Yes"
>You continue fucking the pink horse
>Finally some peace from her roleplay
>"Anon!"
>And here we go
>"Why are you not being more erotic with Pinkie? Yes. Pinkie needs passion in her life. Yes"
"What do you want me to say?"
>"Say something sex-slave Twilight would say. You are se-slave Twilight. Yes"
>You continue fucking her
"I want to polish your hooves, Twilight's queen"
>"OOhhh...yes...You are a bad little pony. Yes"
>This is the worst sex you've ever had
 
>This goes on for about an hour
>You gain some speed
>Pinkie says something silly
>You answer
>Your mood has been ruined
>But now you have a steady pace
>You can do it
>You are about to cum and...
>"Pinkie Pie! What's going on here?"
>You don't cum
>"Misses Cake?"
>For fuck's sake
>"What are you two doing down there?"
>Fuck this
>Fuck everything
>You pull out of the horse
>Get your clothes and throw her tin hat
>You storm off passing by the angry Misses Cake
>You can hear her arguing with Pinkie from outside
>This day was not spent well
>Still
>You may find your luck somewhere else
 
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