Title:           Derpy Loves Anon Pt. 4 (Clop)
Author:          ReaperPone
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First Edit:      Tuesday 21st of July 2015 07:47:55 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 18th of May 2016 01:06:57 PM CDT

>You are Anon.
>And your birthday has been even crazier than you expected!
>Not only did you have the greatest DJ and the best party every!
>But you theoretically had the perfect cake too!
>Until it blew up all over everypony..
>Too bad you missed that.
>You were too busy outside making out with the lovely mailmare, Derpy.
>Speaking of said mailmare, the two of you were currently walking back to your house from the party.
>It didn’t end or anything, but the two of you needed to get away for some private time.
>Derpy had promised you the best birthday present ever, but it had to be unwrapped in private.
>At first you thought she was kidding, but then she quickly flew home and came back with a small gift, wrapped and ready to go.
>You couldn’t wait until you got home and unwrapped it since you left all of your other presents at Sugarcube corner.
 
>You Arrive at your house just in time to see Derpy come soaring through the sky.
>She lands in front of you in a small dust cloud, she sneezes and rubs her nose.
>You never knew a pony could look cute sneezing.
>She looks up at you with a slight red nose and smiles.
>Your heart stop for a moment and you forget to breath.
>She is so adorable!
>You move on instinct and swoop in to give her a hug.
>The little gray mare jumps in shock before relaxing her body and returning the hug.
>The two of you hold onto each other in silence, only your heart beat and slow breathing can be heard against the whispering of the night wind.
>After a while you part and hold onto her hoof.
>Derpy looks down at your hand before meeting your gaze, she smiles and you can’t help yourself from doing the same.
>You take your other hand and find her ear, the scratch you give it sends shivers down her spine.
>She is obviously loving this and you don’t hesitate to give that eat the best scratching of its life!
>She becomes putty in your hands and audibly moans.
>Her excitement quickly spreads to you and you start feeling the anticipation.
>The two of your eyes meet in lusty passion and you make for the door.
>”Hurry it up, Anon!” Derpy yells at you as you fumble with your keyring.
>You swear you didn’t have that much to drink.
>It must be your nervousness.
>You don’t think you’ve ever felt this nervous, excited, scared, or happy at any time in your life before this!
>You stop messing with your keys and look at Derpy who only gives you a frustrated look in return.
>Your heart warms as you look into her one focused eye, man, this freaking mare!
>You can’t help yourself and you lean over and give her a big kiss!
>Her body gets noticeably hotter as she kisses you in return.
>This moment is perfect!
*crash*
>What the fuck was that?
 
>That sounded like it came from inside!
>Was somepony in your house?!?
>You stop kissing Derpy and grab your house key.
>You slide the key into the hole and quickly unlock the door.
>You try to open the door so it doesn’t squeak like normal!
>God DAMN the pones and their complete lack of WD40!!
>It doesn’t work, and the *CreeeEEEAAaaakKKKkkkkk* breaks the silence of the night.
>You her a small voice “Shhhh” from inside.
>Ok, somepony was definitely in your house!
>You tell Derpy to wait here, and that is she hears something go wrong to fly and get help!
>She shakes and shivers and tells you not to gin in there!
“I’ll be alright baby.” You tell her with a reassuring wink.
>She blushes and nods in affirmative and salutes you, how adorable, your little soldier.
>You turn towards the darkness of your house, better get used to it, natural nightvision was going to be your only friend.
>You tiptoe through your entryway and into the living room, making sure not to bump any of the furniture.
>You make it to the far kitchen entry and position your hand on the lightswithc on the other side of the wall.
>On the count of 3 you were going to flip the switch and jump into the kitchen!
>Three
>Two
>One
>GO!!!
>The lights burst on and you jump out from the entryway!
>Your ears are met with high pitched screaming.
>Your quick sprint is stopped by the form of three small fillies!
>The Cutie Mark Crusaders!
>They’re all wearing nightvision goggles and running around your kitchen screaming!
>SweetBelle is running in a back and forth pattern, AppleBloom is running in circles, and Scootaloo is trying to flutter away!
>You realize the pain that their in and turn off the lights.
>You can hear sighs and comments of relief as all three fillies quickly remove their goggles.
>You flip the lights back on and they all reel at the sudden light.
>Their little eyes seem to adjust quickly as they all come to focus on you in the doorway.
>And cue more tiny screams and panicked running.
“Girls! Girls!! GIRLS!!!!” You strain your voice to finally get their attention.
>They all stop on a dime and come to attention in front of you.
>Their heads all hang in shame.
>You looks at them and notice that they’re all wearing black jumpsuits.
>What the fuck was going on here?
“Girls, what the hel— heck are you doing in my house? I thought you were spending the night with Spike?”
>They all look at you with pride and smile.
>Apple Bloom speaks up first, “That’s the thing, Anon.”
>Scootaloo pipes in next, “Fluttershy came to us with an important mission!
>Apple Bloom and Sweetie Bell both “SHHH” her and press their hooves against her lips.
>Clearly she wasn’t supposed to reveal that piece of information.
>Sweetie Bell continues, “Ehem! So as we were saying”
>Apple Bloom interrupts her, “We’re goin’ to be spies!”
>Scootallo jumps in front of them and poses, Charlie’s Angels left.
> Sweetie Bell jumps to the right and BAM!! Charlie’s Angels right!
> Apple Bloom does a double front flit and lands Signature pose center.
>This weird cross dimensional influence always freaked you out.
>You couldn’t go bowling for months after you saw the Lebowski ponies!
>Back to the three little spies in your house.
“Ok, so you’re going to be spies, awesome! But what are you doing in my house?”
>The three of them gather their heads in a secret meeting.
>They all look at you and Sweetie Bell replies, “Nothing.”
>Initiate facepalm.
>Suddenly you get a Dr. No sensation and put on your best evil smile.
“So if you’re spies, that means I must be your target, right? Then that means I have caught you in my lair!”
>The three fillies hug each other and start shaking as you approach them and raise your arms above your head.
“MUAHAHAHAHA” You laugh maniacally into the air.
>The CMC’s all burst into sudden unrelenting cries of terror.
>The ear piercing volume was almost enough to stop your pursuit of vengeance!
>It wasn’t until Derpy called your name from the other kitchen entryway.
>”Anon, stop it! You’re scarring them!” She voiced her concern through the ear splitting screams.
>You turned back to see your henchpony giving you a disappointed look.
>You are now the one hanging your head in shame.
>Derpy moves to the little ponies and quiets them with a hug from her wings.
>Being a Pegasus must be awesome!
>Or just having wings in general!
>The quiet sniffling and crying of the CMC’s is too much to handle.
>You go to your refrigerator to grab a drink.
>As your hand makes contact with a bottle of milk, you get a flashback to this afternoon.
>Your hand lets go of the bottle and it goes crashing to the floor!
>You stop and turn to the fillies.
>You grab Sweetie Bell by her shoulders and turn her towards you.
>She looks appalled and tries to pull away from you, but you just tighten your grip.
“Sweetie Bell, listen, I need to ask you something very, VERY! Important, Okay?”
>You look her in the eyes and she looks back before shaking her head.
>That’s a good little filly, you loosen your grip as she becomes relaxed to you.
>She doesn’t stop looking at your eyes as you continue to question her.
“What exactly did Fluttershy have you do in my house?”
>She seems excited to tell you, “Oh! We had to first infiltrate the premises!”
>”Yeah, then we had to disable the security system!” Scootaloo jumps in.
>”Then we had to plant our super special top secret spy powder into your drinks!” Apple Bloom finishes.
>Your mouth drops to the floor and you stare at the girls.
>If Fluttershy’s rape attempts weren’t enough on their own, now she was getting innocent young fillies to do her dirty work!
>You stand up and look at the CMC’s.
“Look girls, no matter what anypony says, it’s NOT ok to break into somepony else’s  house!”
>”Even if it is for a cutie mark!” Derpy finishes your point.
>You look at her and she winks at you.
>You smile and turn back to the fillies.
“That being said, you still have a mission to accomplish!”
>This catches the girls ears and they all snap to attention.
>”What are your orders, sir?” Asks Scootaloo.
>You smile a devilish smile and bring your hand together.
 
>You are Derpy.
>And you just watched Anon thwart three little filly spies.
>It was adorable.
>You could swear her grew a curly moustache immediately!
>Just kidding of course, but seriously, adorable.
>He always had a way of dealing with fillies that made you naturally comfortable around him.
>The two of you were going to spend the evening exchanging presents, but Anon had some pressing matter to deal with.
>So you, Anon, and the CMC’s were on your way back to the party.
>Something about ‘Ending this fiasco once and for all’?
>Or so Anon said.
>Anyway, you weren’t going to stop him and decided that you should go along as well.
>The five of you walked along the dirt path towards the party.
>You passed three drunk mares playing in the fountain.
>You tell the girls no to pay attention to them, but also not to try that themselves.
>The bright lights from the club were coming into view and you could feel the electricity radiating out of the building.
>It started to give you tingles all over your body.
>You felt like dancing!
>You really felt like bucking!!
>Something about the music and the atmosphere of the building was affecting you.
>You could swear you were actually being drawn to the club.
>You looked up at Anon, whose face was shadowed in moonlight.
>His handsome features made you blush and seep with wetness.
>His physique was mysterious and you felt attracted to him even more than before.
>Only the bouncer calling out to Anon brought you back to Equestria.
>He had stopped Anon short of the door, saying that three fillies couldn’t go inside.
>”But they have sisters in there!” Anon protested.
>”Listen pal, you really don’t want them seeing what’s going on in there!” The bouncer argued back.
>Anon looked back at the fillies who all had huge begging eyes.
>Anon sighed and turned to you.
>Your eyes met and you felt a warm glow from your nether region.
>His lips moved but didn’t say words, you couldn’t tell what was going on anymore.
>You bit your lower lip and blushed at him.
>”Derpy?” Derpy?!?!” Anon was trying to get you attention, but you were lost in a lustful daydream, well technically it was night..
>His has on your shoulder breaks your dreamsape and you focus back to him.
“W-wha?” You shake your head and look in his eyes. “What was that?”
>He exhales before starting over.
>”I said can you stay out here with the girls for a minute, I’ll be right back.”
“Oh, s-sure, Anon, we’ll be over there.” You say pointing to an outside picnic table.
>He nods and gives you a thumbs up before heading inside.
>You lead the crusaders to the table and you all sit down.
>A minute passes before you hear the music stop.
>Anon was saying something over the mic, but the roar of the crowd muddied his words.
>All of the sudden you see him dragging Fluttershy out of Sugarcube Corner.
>Her five friends and a crowd of ponies were following in tow.
>They were coming straight at you!
>Oh no!
>You got up and blocked the fillies behind you with your outstretched wings.
“What’s going on, Anon?” You demand of him.
>”That’s what I’d like to know!” Retorts Rarity.
>”You owe everypony more of an explanation, Anon.” Says Twilight.
>Anon stops in front of you and turns around.
>”I told you, if you want to more, you’ll have to ask them!” He says, pointing at the girls behind you.
>”What are they talking about Sweetie Bell?” Asks Rarity.
>”Yeah Apple Bloom, what in tarnation’s goin’ on here?” Apple Jack chimes in.
>Everypony starts yelling and shouting over each other, trying to figure out what was going on.
>You look back at the fillies who were now beside you, you lower your wings and your head to talk to them when you hear crying coming from near Anon.
>You look and see Fluttershy crying, her eyes are fixed on the CMC’s who are staring back.
>You move towards Anon and tug on his shirt.
>He stops yelling at the crowd and looks at you, who in turn  points his attention to the weeping pony he was still holding.
>His doesn’t want to look down and instead stares at you, giving you a ‘NO’ look.
>You glare at him and silently command him to show compassion.
>He reluctantly looks down at his captive.
>This silences their friends and they look at Fluttershy.
>Her sobbing continues as her friends all gather around her.
>Their joined hug seems to calm their friend and she finally speaks up.
>”I-I’m sorry ev-verypony, i-it’s all my f-f-fault!! She bursts into tear again.
>They continue to hug it out.
>Anon comes over to you kneels besides you.
>He addressed the fillies, “Girl’s can you please tell everypony about your secret mission?”
>They look at the crying Fluttershy and all salute.
>”We would never reveal our mission!” Apple Bloom says.
>”Never give in, never surrender!” Says Scootaloo.
>”YEAH!” Yells Sweetie Bell.
>This looks bad for Anon, as all of his friends start to glare at him.
>They all begin to approach him with fury in their eyes.
>They were all clearly upset at what he had done to Fluttershy, and without the Crusaders help, he was going to get hurt!
“STOP!” You yell as you jump in between them and Anon.
>They all reel back at your intrusion and AJ falls onto her rump.
>”What is the meaning of this?” Rarity demands of you.
“You’ve got it all wrong!” You protest.
>They mane 5 now standing all start to argue amongst themselves.
>You whistle to quiet them down.
>You approach Rainbow and pull her aside.
>You know that she if anypony here could believe what you would say.
>You tell her of your encounter with the CMC’s, and their secret mission from Fluttershy, hopefully that along with what Anon said about his stalker earlier tonight would convince her of the misdeeds happening tonight!
>Rainbow looks shocked at your tale, and saddened at Fluttershy.
>She takes off into the air and hovers a mere five feet from everypony.
>She is clearly upset and can't decide who to believe.
>You fly up to her and pull her into a hug, the two of you embrace and float in the air.
>Suddenly you are joined by another pair of hooves!
>Fluttershy had flown up and joined your hug!
>You felt a little discomfort at her affection and tried to get away from her touch.
>Only, her hooves grabbed onto your flank and wouldn’t let go!
>You struggled against her grasp and finally tried to plead with her.
>You started by looking her in the eyes, which were already waiting for you, full of mischief and malice!
>You could feel the dark thoughts coming from her mind, a wave of nausea rushes over you!
>You throw up from the edge of your hug and suddenly the three of you are separated in the shy.
>You spit out the last bits of bile before gazing at Rainbow Dash, who had been trapped in the arms of Fluttershy!
>You didn't trust this mare anymore!
>In fact you felt threatened by her presence!
>She was evil in your eyes, and you must protect your friends from her!
“Rainbow, I-I need your help.” You try to reach out for your multicolored friend.
>Rainbow looks at you with concern in her eyes, she clearly wants to come to your side, but her sideways glance at Fluttershy reveals that she may be too involved with the yellow menace in order to help.
>The evil smile coming from Fluttershy makes your blood run cold.
>You can feel fear like you’ve never felt before, it was directed at you and it had the intent to kill.
>You coward behind Anon and used his body as a shield.
>You couldn't believe what you were feeling.
>Anon put a hand on your shoulder and pulled you close to him.
>It was his turn to phone a friend.
>Twilight, I need you to do something for me, please!” He begged her.
>She stepped forward but reluctantly stopped form Fluttershy’s glare at her!
>Banana butt was controlling the situation and that would ruin Anon’s plan, whatever that was.
>All you knew was that you Would support your love, no matter what!
>You charged at Fluttershy, who was still attached to Rainbow Dash.
>The three of you collided in the air!
>You bodies rained down upon the crown of ponies!
>The three of were all caught by bystander ponies.
>Your quick spring to your feet gave you the advantage over Flutterbutter and you charged her on hoof!
>You came to contact with the yellow pony and sent her flying off into the crowd!
>You stood there for a minute in a daze.
>Your head was spinning and you were slowly falling off to the side.
>Suddenly your body came colliding with a solid object.
>You look at the wall that stopped your falling and see  a rainbow mane.
>It was RD that had caught you!
>You look at your friend with eyes welling with tears.
>Her contact with you was obviously deliberate as she was nowhere near you a moment ago!
>You tried to look into her magenta eyes but she wouldn't look back to you.
>You simply closed your eyes and leaned your head against her body, taking a moment to calm down and relax against such a sturdy mare.
>Her breathing was sharp against your head, she was still full of adrenaline.
>You knew that she had made a decision by her actions tonight, or at least, you hoped she has chosen you over Fluttershy.
>You opened your eyes and saw a crowd of ponies gather around you.
>The attention was too much and you started to panic!
>You began to hyperventilate and your eyes lost focus on the world!
>As you began to feel faint from the lack of oxygen, two hands supported your body and held you upright.
>This time Anon had come to your aid and was the only force keeping you vertical.
>You could feel his muscles bulge as he lifted you into the air and cradles you in his arms!
>The warm glow in you abdominal shines again.
>Its heat is almost unbearable!
The spouts of warm liquid shooting from your vagina was embarrassing!
>Luckily Anon’s arm was positioned under you rump, so you believe the juices didn’t touch his skin.
>His stern face was focused on your wellbeing as he carried you away from the crowd.
>Your hero carried you off into the darkness and away from everypony.
>His legs took you out of town and he finally slowed down.
>His arms relaxed and set you down on the ground.
>With your hooves back underneath you, you look up at Anon.
>His eyes were focused on the moonlit horizon.
>You stepped toward him and rand raised a hoof to place on his thigh.
>You used you leg to push yourself up onto your tiphooves(?) and kissed Anon’s lips.
>Your human companion wrapped his arms around you and passionately kissed you back.
>You broke the kiss and continued to walk away from the town.
>After a few minutes you come upon a lake, its water is frozen from the lack of breeze.
>Only the shimmering moonlight reflected on the water gave any indication of movement.
>The lake was surrounded on two sides by trees.
>The open area across from you had a picnic table already set up.
>But you decided that the hill where you were made for an excellent view.
>You sat down with Anon beside you, his right arm wrapped around your waist.
>He was so warm compared to the cool of the night air.
>You laid your head into his chest and relaxed against his body.
>A warm breeze floated over the lake, carrying the sweet scent of orange blossoms to your nostrils.
>The picturesque evening was almost like a dream, except this was a much more pleasant reality.
>You could hear Anon’s heart beating in you left ear, its pace was calm and your own heart soon matched his.
>The unison pumping made you feel close to Anon than before.
“Oh, Anon” You whispered to him, “Lets stay like this forever!”
>His grip around you tightens.
>”But if we stayed here..” His voice was low and raspy, it assaulted your ears and made you wet, “Who will keep my bed warm?”
>His clear insinuation sent heat radiating from your face, setting your body on fire.
>You couldn’t believe how brash he was!
>This side of Anon was quite attractive.
>You looked down at the lake and wondered if you two could be together.
>You wondered why you were even questioning this.
>Of course you were!
>But..
>You should probably ask.
>You look at Anon who was already staring at you.
>His eyes looked dark and mysterious, reflecting the moon from the lake.
>You bit your lip from the sudden heat once again growing inside you.
“Anon..” Now it was your voice deepened by lust.
>”Yeah, Derpy?”
“We’re going to be together, aren’t we?
>He chuckled and looked at the moon, “Isn’t that obvious?”
>You weren’t satisfied with his answer.
>You stood up and got in front of his face, blocking his view of anything except you.
>You glared into his eyes and demanded that he give you a straight answer.
>He looks at you for a moment.
>Suddenly he leans forward and kisses you!
>His marvelous tongue broke into your mouth and tried to corral your own.
>You pulled away from him with a *pop*.
>A large wet line of saliva hung between your panting mouths.
>You were getting mad at him now.
“Anon,” You say with tears of frustration growing in your ducts, “I need to know if we’re going to be together!”
>His face was blank, and he hid it in the shadow.
>He slowly raises his head and locks eyes with you.
>His wondrous orbs are filled with compassion, love, and joy.
>”Derpy I-.. I love you.”
>Anon’s sudden confession of his love felt like bliss!
>You could almost feel the sun rising on you back, your body was heating up that fast.
>You almost couldn't believe your ears .
>In fact, you couldn’t believe them!
>You had to make sure!
>You needed to be absolutely 100% sure this wasn’t a trick.
>After a quick prayer to Princess Celestia (who had passed out on top of her sisters cum stained body).
>You looked back at Anon, whose face was beaming at you.
>The smile of an innocent man, or so you hoped.
“Anon… D-don’t toy with me.” You stuttered and blushed at him.
>His face became softer.
“T-t-tell me the t-truth.. *gulp* ..D-do you really l-l-love me??!?”
>That last sentence was absolutely the hardest to get through!
>It sent your heart straight up through your throat and into your mouth!
>You couldn't believe that nervousness you felt.
>Your body was stiff and wobbly, your mind focused yet absent, and your eyes focused on Anon’s face
>You don’t remember the last time your eyes focused with such ease!
>This moment of absolute visual clarity as stunning!!!
>Your breath stopped!
>Your heart raced!!
>And your marehood began to drench the grass behind you!!!
>His eyes stared into your soul, seeing your eyes as small glossy windows in which to peer.
>His lids began to sink down making his gaze passionate and full of longing.
>His hands made their way to your face and he locked your face onto your eyes.
>Your heart raced and pounded against your chest.
>You could feel his hot breath against you snout.
>The tension was mounting until Anon opened his mouth.
>”Derpy, there’s only a few things that I’m sure about in this crazy world.”
>”One, I will never understand Pinkie physics.”
>He stops.
>Closes his eyes and takes a deep breath.
>He opens them back up and looks right into you.
>”And I know that I love you, Derpy.”
>His revelation was what you were looking for!
>You wrapped your arms around him and flew spiraling into the air.
>He was holding on for dear life, and you, because you loved this crazy human!
>You reached higher into the sky.
>Higher and higher until your two bodies broke through the top of the clouds.
>You floated with you love for a moment, slowly spinning, a small dance under the moonlight.
>He finally relaxed and opened his eyes.
>His shock was evident that he too thought this view was amazing.
>But you couldn’t stay here forever.
>Your wings were starting to get tired and you still needed to get Anon safely to the ground.
>You look at his face once more and give him a small peck on the cheek.
>Gliding down to the ground was a lot harder carrying a large package without your prper equipment, but you managed a safe decent.
>Anon’s feet touched down and then it was he who was holding you.
>He cradled you in his arms and looked down upon your smiling face.
>You’ve never felt more joy, comfort, bliss, or warmth in your life.
>’Dear Luna, please don’t let this night end!’
>Unfortunately Anon was getting cold and you were starting to doze off in his arms.
>He began to rise from the grounds, trying not to jar you.
>You took one last look out at the beautiful scene, its image the last moment of happiness before you fell asleep.
 
>You are Anon.
>And you had just spent a magical evening with the greatest mare ever!
>You confessed your love to her and you almost died when she unexpectedly took you for a little flight.
>The cute mare kept you safe and you were grateful for that.
>You had spent the remainder of your evening talking and eventually Derpy started to fall asleep.
>You were carrying her back to your house since you have a problem with stepping on clouds.
>As the moon was setting in the sky your house came into view.
>Apparently the adrenaline from running away carried you further than you thought.
>Either that or you were just a lazy ass.
>Probably both.
>You managed to finagle your keys from your pocket without dropping Derpy.
>You slide your key into the hole and give it a turn.
>Your door gives you a little resistance and you have to back your ass into it to pop it open!
>The door swings in faster than you thought and goes swinging for the wall.
>360 ninja spin and you catch that bad boy with your foot.
>Derpy gives you a little shift to let you know that she’s still asleep.
>You sigh and slowly close the door, thankfully it doesn’t creak like usual.
>You start making your way upstairs.
>Derpy’s peaceful breathing was the only sounds besides your footsteps.
>The quiet was a little eerie made you a little paranoid.
>Usually you’d find Fluttershy snooping around or hiding somewhere.
>You don’t think she’d show up after what happened tonight.
>Hopefully she’ll lay low for a while.
>Or forever.
>You make it to the top of the stairs and nudge you bedroom door open the rest of the way.
>You tip toe across the floor and sit on the edge of the bed.
>You use one arm you support Derpy on your legs and move the sheets aside.
>Slowly you lower her sleeping form onto the mattress, careful not to disturb her.
>The gray mare shifts and smiles as her body comes in contact with the soft bed.
>You bring the sheets up to her forehooves and she instinctively grabs hold of them.
>You give her a minute to settle before you get off the bed.
>You quietly exit your room.
>As you turn around to close the door you see the beam of light illuminate your love.
“Goodnight” You whisper as you close the door.
>You head downstairs and make for the kitchen.
>You were thirsty as fuck but all of your drinks were probably contaminated.
>You couldn’t eat anything because you didn’t know what was or was not tampered with.
>But you can’t throw everything out because you need Twilight to analyze it.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>You grab a glass from your cabinet and pour yourself a glass of tap water.
>Gross.
>Where the fuck was the Sparklets guy when you needed him?
>God damn you’d kill for a fucking burger right about now.
>Your growling stomach echoed in the silent kitchen.
>You glance at the clock on your wall.
>3:14
>Pie time!
>Unfortunately all of your pie is poisoned.
>Tired, hungry, and more than slightly pissed off, you go to the linen closet and grab a blanket and pillow.
>You sit on the edge of the couch and take your shoes off before laying down.
>You put one hand behind your head and close your eyes.
>Your mind started drifting off to sleep, but the last thing you remember is how happy your felt with Derpy tonight.