Title:           Derpy Loves Anon Pt. 3
Author:          ReaperPone
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First Edit:      Saturday 18th of July 2015 03:35:05 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 18th of July 2015 03:35:05 AM CDT

>Be Derpy
>Be this morning after Rainbow Dash talked to you.
>You were starting to feel better after crying and talking it out with Rainbow.
>She said that you had nothing to worry about, that you should leave everything to her.
>You guess that means she’s going to talk to Anon.
>She told you to come to the party and pay attention to Anon throughout the evening.
>You didn’t know what she meant by that, but it wasn’t like you really wanted to see him after this morning.
>It was still to fresh.
>You had spent the better part of the afternoon getting yourself ready for the party.
>Both physically and mentally.
>You decided to take a bath and relax with as many bubbles as your tub could hold!
>It was a wonderful warm vanilla and oat fragrance from the spa.
>You sat in the tub and drifted into your own world.
>You started wondering about the mare in Anon’s bed.
>The more you think about her the more she seems familiar.
>Like you knew her from somewhere.
>You couldn’t quite place her.
>Suddenly a knock on your door startles you!
>All of a sudden Rainbow Dash comes into the bathroom.
>”Hey Derpy, we need to talk.
>What the heck did she think she was doing barging in like that?
“R-r-RAinBOW!!” You yell in embarrassment!
>”What?”
“What are you doing in here?!?”
>”Uh, I already said I needed to talk to you.. Just stay under the bubbles and listen, ok?”
>Oh man, that was so strange, you’ve never had another mare in your bathroom like this before.
>But what could you do?
>She was already in here and sitting on your stool.
“O-ok, Rainbow, I-I’m listening.” You say, blushing.
>”Ok good!” She begins “So I’ve got everything set up for tonight.”
>”Make sure you get there after me and I’ll come find you.”
“Ok.”
>”Cool, and don’t worry about, Anon, after tonight, he won’t be a problem anymore!”
>She smiles and pats you on the head before leaving.
>She closes the door and leaves you alone in the bath.
>The water doesn’t feel as warm anymore and you decide to get out.
>With a towel wrapped around you, you go lock your front door.
>Something you keep forgetting to do, obviously.
>You head back to the bathroom and dry yourself off.
>Your foggy reflection in the mirror shows some pretty poofy hair, not quite as poofy as Pinkies, but you wished it was.
>You brush your mane and comb your teeth.
>Or brush your teeth and comb your mane.
>Either way you feel refreshed.
>You even give your tail a good brushing and after a couple of minutes it becomes a meditation.
>Your hair feels really smooth and you stop brushing.
>You look at the mirror, and at the ceiling.
>You wonder if Anon didn’t like you because of your eyes.
>The constant teasing in school came flooding back to your mind.
>All of the angry ponies taunting you, laughing at you, making fun of your eyes.
>Why didn’t they understand it wasn’t your fault?
>You start crying again and turn away from the mirror.
>You cry for minute and remember what Rainbow always told you.
>’If you can’t stop them from staring at you, make sure you put on a show!’
>You knew she was always talking about her flying, but it made you feel better to know that she tried to make you feel better, even when you were fillies.
> She was always there for you, you trusted her so you got ready and left for the party.
 
>Still Derpy.
>Your flight from your house to Sugarcube corner barely took a minute.
>You love going into town because all you have to do is glide down.
>Your arrive and wait in line with the rest of the ponies.
>There’s two bounders at the door to the bakery.
>’Holy guacamole!’ You think to yourself, ‘Did Pinkie Pie throw a party or what?’
>The line moves relatively fast as the bouncer filters ponies off to one side if there not on the list, and lets those named into the “club” first.
>You could hear the hardstyle music coming from inside and you started wondering who was performing.
>There were a few ponies left in front of you, all of whom were sent off to the side.
>You were nervous as you came face to face with the large bouncer pony.
>”Name?” He asks with a gruff voice that showed he had clearly been smoking for while.
“Uh, Depry?” You said nervously.
>He looked at you and grumbled, “Last name?”
“Oh! Hooves!”
>He looks at his clipboard and flips through the pages.
>You swallow in nervous anticipation.
>He Nods and the second bouncer opens the door for you.
>You move past them and into the dark room.
>It takes your eyes a moment to readjust to the darkness before you can start seeing tha amazing light show going on.
>Lazers and disco balls were everywhere!
>You look at the stage and see Vinyl Scratch on the turntable.
>OMG! SHES YOUR FAVORITE DJ, EVER!!
>You run into the mass of dancing ponies and start moving to the beat.
>You always loved dancing at parties like this, nopony judged your eyes when they couldn’t see them.
>You were getting into your groove when you feel a tap on your shoulder.
>It was Rainbow Dash!
>She had managed to find you in the middle of all of these ponies.
>You were always jealous of her amazing eyesight.
>She starts dancing with you and you both find the beat together.
>She pulls you close to her and you can feel something touch your flank.
>You look behind you but can’t see the culprit.
>You shrug it off and continue to dance with Dash.
>You both get in total sync and your bodies begin to move together.
>The rhythm of the music was moving throughout both of you at the same time and your could feel Rainbows heart beating against your own.
>They started to beat in unison and you could swear you felt something touch your butt again.
>You look behind you again and still can’t find the pony responsible.
>You turn and face Rainbow who still had her eyes closed.
“Hey Rainbow?” You yell.
>Her eyes open and meet your concerned look.
>”What’s wrong Derpy?”
“Sompony keeps touching my flank!”
>”What?”
>She gets really close to you so you can talk directly into her ear.
“Somepony keeps grabbing my butt!!”
>She looks startled that you said that and looks a little embarrassed.
>She gets close into your ear and yells, “promise not to be mad?”
>You don’t know what she mean but you yell back “Yes!”
>”I was the one touching your butt..”
>She looks down and you can feel the heat from her face radiate on your chest.
>You start getting embarrassed and start blushing yourself.
“W-why?”
>She still looks down and yells because I wanted to do it ever since I saw you in the bath today!”
>Why would Rainbow want to grab your butt? That doesn’t sound like her.
>You tell her it’s ok, and you forgive her.
>She looks even more embarrassed now as she seriously can’t look you in the eye.
>”I-I-I w-wasn’t asking f-for forgiveness..”
>You can’t believe what she’s saying.
>Before you can say anything to her the music stops with s sudden scratch and everyponys focus is diverted to the door.
>Anon has arrived.
 
>You are Rainbow Dash.
>You kinda just told Derpy that you liked her without actually saying anything.
>All you really did was cop a few feels and embarrass the heck out of yourself.
>You were about to confess your feelings for her when Anon showed up and ruined the moment.
>Instead took the opportunity to run away.
>You headed for the bar to fill the order your friends had placed with you earlier.
>You wanted to avoid Anon until it was the right moment.
>Hopefully everything would go according to plan and that piece of trash would understand how his action hurt others!
>You find the bartender and order everyponies drinks.
>Cider for you and AJ,
>Vodka martini, extra dry, with three olives for Rarity.
>Strawberry margarita for Twilight.
>Mississippi mudslide for Pinkie.
>And lastly, a vodka cranberry for Fluttershy.
>You asked the bartender for a shot as well, just for you.
>You wanted to make sure things went well tonight and you were already nervous as hell.
>You had spent all day helping Pinkie set up the decorations, and while you were doing that, you also had to set up your pranks.
>You had no idea that there were going to be this many ponies though, and your pranks seem to have gone mostly unnoticed.
>Pinkie still hadn’t rolled out the cannons so you AoE was AFK.
>Your mind was starting to wonder when the bartender brought you back to the moment.
>You started picking up your drinks when you hear a noise from the crowd.
>Two of the Wonderbolts had picked Anon up and were flying him over to the bar!
>Oh shit!
>You had to get out of there!
>You grabbed the drinks and ducked into the crowd trying to avoid Anon at all costs.
>You sidestepped a couple ponies before you got stuck in the mass of bodies.
>’Fuck this’ You take to the sky and fly back to the VIP section with your drinks.
>A few drops hit ponies heads on your way back but they seem to go unnoticed.
>You land in front of the rope and the bouncer pony lets you in.
>Your friends all greet you and take their drinks.
>Looks like the party was about to really begin.
>You better be ready for it, Anon!
 
>Be Derpy again.
>You had just heard Anon’s slightly touching speech about his love for Ponyville.
> You saw Rainbow Dash motioning for you to come over to her
>You slide through the crowd and eventually find yourself by her side.
>She had a drink waiting for you, it was champagne.
>She tinked your glass and began to drink her share.
>Your blue friend was being a little strange, you wondered if it had to do with earlier.
>You looks over at her and she is clearly avoiding your stare.
>Her eyes are focused on the giant cake in the room.
>She seems to be sweating and nervously smiling.       
>She doesn’t look at you as she says, “Don’t worry Derpy, Anon will get what’s coming to him.”
>What could she mean by that?
>You look at her quizzically but she just chuckling to herself and rubbing her hooves together.
>You don’t like the look she has and decide that you needed to ward Anon.
>You leave Rainbow and make for the cake, as it is the only thing you can see above the crowd.
>You push forward and keep moving through the sea of ponies.
>Eventually you find yourself a few ponies away from Anon and his group.
>Suddenly every path you try to take is blocked by a wall of ponies.
>The music had turned up again so you couldn’t hear what started the conversation between him and Fluttershy.
>All you know is that by the time you had gotten close enough to hear them, he was yelling at her that he would never love her.
>You couldn’t believe what you were hearing.
>Well maybe you could, as at this time Anon threw Fluttershy into the mod of party ponies and looked absolutely furious.
>He was wielding his cake knife and making a beeline towards the brownie!
>You had to stop him!
>Without thinking, you leapt above the last few ponies and into the air!
>Your wings helped carry you above their heads and straight at Anon.
>You were yelling “Nooooo” in slow motion as you flew.
>He looked back at you and dropped the knife, turning to catch you.
 
>You are anon.
>And somepony just leapt at you through the crowd as you were about you cut into your delicious cake!
>You didn’t want anyone to get stabbed so you dropped you knife and tried to catch whoever was falling toward you.
>You closed your eyes and managed to grab hold of the pony as you both fell to the ground.
>You both lay in a twisted mess of limbs.
>You r friend all crowd around you.
>”Oh Anon.”
>”OH Derpy!”
>Derpy?
>You look at the pony you’re hold and discover that it was in fact your favorite mailmare in your arms.
“Derpy!” You exclaim, “Where have you been?”
>The gray mare looks at you and almost immediately starts crying.
>She nuzzles into your chest and start sobbing.
>You pet the back of her head and try to calm her down.
“Hey, hey.. shhh. It’s ok. Just tell me what’s wrong.”
>She pulls her head back from your shoulder and looks at your eyes.
>All of the sudden her lips are firmly planted on yours!
>Holy what?!?
>That was your first horse kiss!
>And.. and.. it was good!
>Derpy took control immediately and sent her tongue into your mouth,, looking for your own pink muscle.
>She circled your tingue and pulled it into her mouth.
>The sensation of which you’ve never felt before.
>She made sure you both had enough air to breath and you both lay on the ground for what seemed like an eternity in party time.
>She eventually breaks the kiss and looks at your with blushed cheeks.
>You get several “Whoo’s” from the crowd as the two of you regain vertical composure.
>The two of you sit there for a moment before the mane 6 enclose you and bombard you with questions.
>None of which seem to make any sense with the loud music playing in the background.
>Instead, you look at Derpy, who hasn’t taken her eyes off of you since you stopped making out, and you scoop her up in your arm and make your way for the door.
>you weren’t leaving your own party that soon, but you definitely needed some private time with this pony!
 
>You carry a very giggly little gray mare out of the room.
>Only your friends and the princess’ make notice of your leaving, the rest of the party ponies continue to celebrate your existence.
>You are almost to the front door when speaking of the mane 6, all of the swoosh into your path and block your exit.
>You roll your eyes at their uniformed one hoof forward signature stop stomp.
>Rainbow Dash is the first one to step forward, and you are prepared to defend yourself against your bro.
>But she addresses Derpy instead.
>”Derpy! What are you doing?! I told you to wait and watch the action!”
>You have no idea and decide to interject when Derpy starts talking first.
>”You didn’t hear what he said to everypony tonight, you didn’t hear hwat happened between him and Fluttershy!”
>Oh fuck, she heard that?
>How loud were you yelling at banana butt?
>She continues to explain the situation to Rainbow, “She must have been the mare in his bed this morning, I’m sure of it!”
>Well she was, but Derpy never ran that by you.
>Fluttershy takes a noticeable step back from the wall of 6 and you take the opportunity to run at her.
>You jump over the quiet one and run out of Sugarcube Corner!
 
>You are Derpy and Anon has literally just swept you up off of your hooves!
>You don’t think you’ve ever felt more excited about anything before in your life.
>His large, muscular legs carried you up and over another pony without any wings to help him!
>You felt so safe in his his arms that you didn’t take your eyes off of him.
>He looked majestic as he flew through the air, his hair slowing behind him and his gave carefully plotting your landing.
>Nothing could make this moment better!
>The two of you round the corner past the party and fins a small cut out in the alley.
>It doesn’t feel desolate, instead you feel as if he had taken you to your own private party.
>He stops and looks down at you, his eyes are reflecting the moon and his face is glistening with the faint glow of sweat.
>You suddenly become warm and get a tingle in your marehood.
.>You blush and have to look away from his lovely face!
>He breaks the quiet silence of the night and ask if it ok if he puts you down.
>You really don’t want him to but you say it’s ok.
>He hesitates, and he doesn’t put you down at all.
>Instead he holds you there, looking at you, apparently he didn’t know what to do now either.
>The two of you lock eyes and stare into each other under the full moonlight.
>His face looks so handsome surrounded by the glow of the moon.
>You look at him in amazement before he opens his mouth to speak.
>”Derpy..” Oh sweet Celetia his voice sounded so romantic and rough!
>”I—I think I-ve known that you’ve liked me for a while..”
>You start to blush and look away from him.
>Ho doesn’t let you, as her takes his hand and places it on your chin, turning your face to look at him again.
>You can’t escape his lovely eyes and you fall back entranced by them.
>He continues to look at you with care and then he leans forward to kiss you.
>Your lips meet and your heart melts.
>It’s like all of your dreams from the past few months have suddenly come true!
>Well almost all of them.
>But this was a good start.
 
>Suddenly Rainbow dash!
>You saw Anon grab Derpy and take her outside.
>This was NOT part of your plan.
>If anything, it should be YOU taking her.
>Your slightly drunken mind drift to Derpy’s bed and the fun you’d have there.
>You get wrenched back into reality when Pinkie Pie grabs the cake knife and makes her way to the cake.
>You yell out and try to stop her!
>But it was too late.
>Knife had met tier three: Strawberry.
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>The first cut set off a massive chain reaction of exploding cake!
>Rainbow colors of frosting and epic goodness went EVERYWHERE!!
>Everypony in the crows got splattered with cake!
>You and your friend got hit the worst.
>Actually, it was princess Celestia that got nailed the hardest.
>You think she may have used some magic to assist in this, because all of the pineapple rings had managed to find their way around her horn.
>Except for the two that stuck around her eyeballs.
>The room Stops and realizes what happened.
>Vinyl gets on the mic, “aww yea! That’s how we do it!” And drops the beat.
>Suddenly the confetti cannons go off and flour mixed with confetti blast all over everypony!
>The crowd cheers and shouts with excitement and laughter.
>Aww crap. This wasn’t ANYTHING like you had hoped.
>You wanted Anon to feel like shit for what her did to Derpy!
>And you.. and you.. well you wanted to be bale to tell Derpy how you felt about her..
>But you can’t dwell on that now!
>Right now you have to stop Anon!
>But first..
>You have to find him..
>Fuck!
 
>Back to Derpy.
>Anon was closing in for another kiss, and who were you to resist him.
>His lips met yours in soft embrace, his tongue was gently massaging the inside of your mouth.
>You start to think about the mare in his bed and this starts to weigh on your mind.
>You break the kiss and look away from Anon.
>”What’s wrong Derpy?” He asks you.
>You fidget in his arms before looking back to him.
“Uh, A-anon?” you lose your momentum and stop.
>He kisses your forehead and says, “Yes, Derpy?”
>You blush at the romance in his voice and start swooning over him.
“Umm, w-who.. who was that mare in your bed this morning?”
>He looks ticked off, you hope it wasn’t at you!
>He put you down and sits on the ground next to you.
>”Look, Derpy, we should probably talk about that..”
>You gasp and feel your eyes starting to tear up again!
>This was it, he was going to tell you that he was seeing another mare!
>He was going to break your heart, just like Rainbow Dash said!
>He puts his hands together and looks up at the moon for a moment.
>you in turn face the wonderful glowing orb in the sky, its soft brilliance soothing your heart for the moment.
>Anon turns to you and speaks, “There’s been a certain mare that likes to believe that she and I are destined to be together.”
>You look at him, and still at the moon, while he continues to talk.
>”Ever since I arrived in Ponyville she has tried every day to guess my fetish or seduce me in some way.”
>”She relentlessly pursues me, no matter how many times I deny her advances., and I can’t get her friends to stop her because they don’t believe it happens or that it’s not an issue.”
>You place your hoof on Anon’s shoulder and he turns his body towards you.
“Is this why you didn’t want to have a special somepony?”
>He sighs heavily and agrees.
>You can see why Anon has always been a little timid when it came to the subject of romance.
>He had to deal with this, and maybe he though everypony was like that!
“Hey Anon?”
>”Ya Derpy?”
“I’m not like her, okay? I’m not going to bother you if you don’t want me to.”
>He looks a little dumbfounded and starts chuckling.
“And what’s so funny?”
>He still laughs while answering, “You are!”
“Why am I funny?”
>He stops laughing and looks at you seriously, more serious than you’ve ever seen him before.
>He looks right into your eyes and says..
>”OH NO YOU DON’T!”
“What?”
>”What?” Anon questions as he is almost immediately tackled by a flying rainbow pony!
>Anon and Rainbow go tumbling into the nearby building and crash into a crate!
“Oh my gosh!” You exclaim.
>You run after them and find their twisted bodies covered in wood and packing peanuts.
>You rush over and start removing the rubble.
“Are you guys alright?”
>Anon pushes Rainbow Dash off of him and starts to get up, “What the hell was that about dude?” He asks her.
>”Pfft” Rainbow blows peanuts out of her mouth. “You know exactly what that’s for!”
>”Uh, no I don’t!”
>”Don’t act so stupid, Anon, Derpy told me she found you in bed with another mare this morning!!”
>Anon stops and looks at you, you feel embarrassed and start blushing.
>You didn’t know the situation, and you only had Rainbow to talk to.
>He looks back at RD who is now standing as close to his face as she can get.
>”Look Rainbow..” he starts before Rainbow interrupts him.
>”No, YOU look!” She starts yelling at him.
>”You can’t tell somepony you don’t want to date anypony and then go out and start dating somepony! That’s just messed up!!”
>Anon looks a little upset and tries to put a hand on Rainbows shoulder, but she will have none of that.
>”Rainbow, listen..” *POW*!!
>Rainbow socks Anon in the face!
>You totally freak out and try to move in between your friends.
“Stop it Rainbow, stop! It wasn’t what we thought!”
>She keeps trying to push past you and at Anon, “Oh, yea? Then tell me!”
“Only if you calm down!” You tell her.
>She looks at you right in the eye and gives you a little glare.
>You hold your ground and glare back at her.
>She finally gives in, “Fine”, and backs away from the two of you before sitting on top of an intact crate.
>”Ok, Anon, you’re going to tell me a story, and if I don’t like it, you won’t like it. Got it?”
>You see Anon gulp before getting up and walking towards Rainbow.
>He brushes your ear on the way past and you ‘coo’.
>You don’t notice that Rainbow shot you both a disappointed look.
>He steps in front of her like he would a judge before he speaks, he even opens with, “Your honor”.
>Rainbow looks amused and Anon continues.
>He tells her all about his stalker pony, how you have feeling for him, and how he was feeling for you.
>By the time he stopped Rainbow was starting to looks very upset.
>In fact it looked like she was going to cry!
>”W-well.. I-if that’s a-all you have to say..” She clearly starts crying and turns away from you two.
>She gets off the crate and start to walk away, Anon makes a movement towards her but you stop him and walk past him.
>Rainbow is obviously upset and you place your hood on her shoulder.
>She turns to you and looks at you with a red face and swollen eyes.
>”D-d-derpy.. I ..I ..” She starts sobbing uncontrollably.
>You hold onto your friend as she cries into your shoulder, you didn’t want to see anypony like this.
>You looks over at Anon who is starting to tear up at the two of you, you motion him over and her comes over and embraces you both.
>Rainbow looks at the two of you and continues to cry, a smile comes across her face before she buries her head in your shoulder again.
>The three of you stand there in silent embrace for a moment in the still air of the night.
>It takes Rainbow a minute before she stops crying, she looks at the two of you and smiles.
>”So you two love each other, huh?” She breaks the silence with a bomb!
>All three of you stop hugging and move away a bit.
>You and Anon stammer and blush, looking between each other, Rainbow, and the ground.
>She laughs at your collective embarrassment.
>You feel really hot just thinking about Anon being in love with you, and you ‘squee’.
>”Hey Derpy?” She addresses you.
“Ya Rainbow?”
>”Don’t forget about me, okay?”
“Oh, Rainbow, how could I ever for-“ She shuts you up with a giant kiss on the lips.
>She closes her eyes and moans into your mouth, you don’t stop her as she pushes her tongue past your lips.
>The two of you hold each other and kiss for a while, the experience is something you’ve never felt before.
>As quickly as she started, Rainbow was gone!
>She flew off into the night and left you standing with your mouth open.
>Anon approached you and puts a hand on your back.
>You both watch Rainbow soar into the night sky and behind the moon.
>Anon breaks the silence, “So, uh, did Rainbow just make out with you?”
>Neither of you break eye contact with the moon as you continue your conversation.
“Uh-huh”
>”So I guess that means she likes you, right?”
“I would assume so.”
>”Huh.. So does that mean she’s a lesbian?”
>You punch Anon in the thigh and laugh.
>”Am I the only one that noticed that she was covered in cake?
“Nope.”
>”I guess we should go back to the party..”
>You don’t want to go back into a crowded room with a bunch of ponies, you wanted to stay here with Anon.
>Well, you really wanted to be at home with Anon.
>You looks up at him and he looks down at you.
>He starts scratching you behind your ears and you push back into his strong hands.
“Why don’t we forget about the party?”
>He stops scratching you and asks, “But what about my presents?”
>You look at him and blush, your heart starts beating rapidly and you start to get a little wet.
“W-why d-don’t we go b-back to your p-place.. and I’ll g-give you your p-present.”
>You barely managed to get that sentence out as you had to hide your embarrassment from Anon.
>You can’t look at him anymore.
>You feel a hand on the underside of your chin, Anon was directing you back towards his face.
>You closed your eyes as he lifted you higher.
>He stopped and help you there for moment.
>You wanted to peak but you couldn’t bring yourself to look.
>Instead, Anon brings his lips to yours!
>You open your eyes when he stops the kiss, begging him for more with your puppy dog eyes.
>”Ok.” He says.
>Okay? What did he mean by ok?
>He once again swoops you up in his arms!