Title:           A Second Life chapter 14
Author:          RT_pony
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First Edit:      Monday 7th of May 2012 11:51:25 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 7th of May 2012 11:51:25 PM CDT

“Will you please calm down? You’re making me more nervous than I already am.”
>Luna was pacing furiously inside your room while you were still getting ready, dressing in a suit that had been specially made for the occasion.
>”I haven’t seen my parents since before I was banished to the moon. How am I supposed to calm down?!”
“Listen, they’re your parents. No matter what they’re going to love you. Regardless of how they feel about me.”
>You turned to face Luna, who paused long enough to magically fix your tie.
>Before she returned to pacing, you placed a hand on her chest, halting her in her tracks.
“Don’t worry. It’ll be ok.”
>”Right. I suppose we should make way to the courtyard. Do be on your best behavior.”
“Hey, it’s me.”
>”Then you know why I said that. No crazy daredevil stunts. No-“
“I get it Luna. Let’s go.”
>She led you to the courtyard, where she sat on her haunches and awaited her parents’ arrival.
>The sky above seemed to part, rays or divine light shining down on Equestria.
>From the opening, a chariot of white fire descended, pulled by two Pegasi.
>The chariot landed in the courtyard, and a white alicorn stepped out into the yard.
>She was about Celestia’s height, and white, but that’s about where the similarities ended.
>Her wings and mane almost seemed to be on fire, starting out white at their base and turning into a light purple toward the ends.
>Her eyes were golden, and like the rest of her body, carried a fire about them.
>As she approached, your mind suddenly kicked into overdrive.
>Salute, bow, nothing? What would Luna do? Do you do what Luna do?
>Luna stood beside you, unmoving as her mother approached the two of you.
>0 fucks given, you stood next to Luna, giving no movements.
>”H-hello mother. It’s good to see you.”
>Queen Galaxia spoke with the voice of an angel. Powerful, yet calm, smooth, tender.
>”It is good to see you Luna; it has been far too long. Your father should be along shortly. Now, who… or what is this?”
>She paced around you, eyeing you as if you were a piece of furniture.
>Brain! That’s your cue!
“Anonymous the human your highness!”
>Catchy title brain.
>”Anonymous is my special… Umm.”
“Her fiancée, provided you grant us your permission to marry, your highness.”
>Smooth one brain, nice work!
>”What manners! I like him already Luna. Even if his appearance is…”
>”Different?”
>”I was going to say foreign, yet exotic.”
“I’ll take that to be a compliment, though my Equestrian could use some work still.”
>”Relax Anonymous. I’d like to think of myself as a kind and gentle soul. He’s the one you have to worry about.”
“Who?”
>Once more the sky parted in response, dark storm clouds materializing out nowhere.
>Another chariot, this one obsidian like the land scape of Tartarus descended, pulled by two black pegasi.
>Thunder crackled, nearly splitting your ears.
>Queen Galaxia leaned closer to whisper in your ear as the chariot landed next to her own.
>”I’d recommend bowing this time, Anonymous.”
>King Eternity stepped out of his chariot, and it took every ounce of discipline to keep your jaw up.
>He was massive. His eyes were level with your own, and his horn and crown were well over your own head
>His coat was dark, almost pitch black with a hint of blue, white specs mimicking the starry night sky perfectly.
>Similar to his queen, his mane, tail and wings all seemed to be an enthrall blaze.
>As he approached, you bowed at the waist, and held the position for a moment.
>As unnatural as it felt, you were ready to do just about anything for these p0nies to approve of you.
>”Rise Anonymous.”
>That voice.
>You’d be lying if you said it didn’t scare you.
>Commanding, powerful, deep.
“You know my name King Eternity?”
>”I know about everything that happens in Tartarus, I am it’s warden. Of course I know when a human crosses over.”
>”Come, this is no place for such discussions. Let us make way to the dining hall, and talk over lunch.”
>Galaxia seemed to have a carefree attitude about her, while Eternity carried the presence of a drill sergeant.
>You and the four alicorns sat at a long table, Celestia and Galaxia sat across from you, Luna to your right, and Eternity at the head to the left.
>Sitting so close to him made you nervous, but you did your best to maintain your composure.
>”I must congratulate you Anonymous. Being the first human to make it through Tartarus without “dying” is quite the feat.”
“It was quite challenging sir.”
>Luna seemed to be glaring over at Eternity between bites of her salad.
>”Luna, is there something bothering you?” Galaxia asked, her angelic voice laced with concern
>An uneasy silence settled over the table, as all eyes shifted to Luna, who’s eyes went back to her bowl of salad.
>”Alight-“
>”How could your guards lock me up?!”
>Oh fuck, family drama incoming.
>”Luna, I was not informed of your capture until after your rescue. My guards thought you were Nightmare-“
>”I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THAT ABOMINATION!”
>”Luna please calm-“
>Luna flipped the table over, throwing food all over the other alicorns and you, then stormed out.
“I should go talk to-“
>”Nay, I will. I should have realized this would have come up.”
>Eternity wiped off the bits of food from his body, and trotted out after his daughter
>That left you with Galaxia and Celestia, the former setting the table back on its feet and removing the bits of food from herself.
>”Well then… So Anonymous, how long have you known Luna?”
“She was my very first friend when I arrived in Equestria. She taught me everything from how to speak proper Equestrian, to history, and other things ma’am”
>”Yes, but how long have you KNOWN her?”
>You paused a moment, to count the months  in your head since you first arrived in Equestria.
“It’s been about... 16 months I believe. Which means we’ve been an official couple for about ten months ma’am”
>”My, that’s quite a while. Most courtships only last a few months.”
“Indeed? Some of human relationships go on for years before committing to each other ma’am.”
>”Please, drop the ma’am. After all you are about to become my son in law.”
“Yes ma- err… I’ll do my best.”
>As you finished your sentence, Luna and Eternity came back in the dining hall.
>”I apologize for my outburst… I don’t know what came over me.”
“It’s ok Luna. We should avoid the subject of Tartarus. Neither of us seem to be fond of the subject.”
>”Anonymous, would you walk with me? I’d like to talk to you stallion to stallion.”
>Oh man your poor jimmies just went supersonic.
>Regardless, you stood without hesitation, wiping any pieces of food you missed away from your suit.
 
>The two of you walked in silence to the courtyard, where the king sat at the top of the steps as formations of guards lined up before going off to duty.
>”Things seem so different now. Tell me, what have you done to contribute to Equestrian society?”
“I reformed these guards, into a more efficient fighting force. I contently help the captain of the guard in decisions, somewhat of an advisor.”
>”So you have returned to a militaristic life style?”
“You know about my old life?”
>”As I said, I know about everything in Tartarus. Once you escaped, I was intrigued.”
“Well then, yes, I have taken on a militaristic life style. But only in defense of Equestria.”
>”I see. I have to admit, I do not approve of my daughter marrying a non-p0ny. Especially one with such a violent history.”
“I assure you, any violence-“
>”No need to explain. You did everything for a reason. I know you are not a murderer.”
“May I ask what you wanted to talk to me about?”
>”What makes you think you deserve to marry my little Luna?”
“Sir?”
>”Did I stutter?”
>You paused a moment, pondering what you should answer this question with.
“I don’t. I’m just an average human asking to marry royalty. Luna and I have been through a lot in my short time here, and I’ve grown to love her more and more each day.”
>”Alright, don’t get too sappy on me boy. I just wanted to ensure you were the humble sorts. You passed.”
>Nice work brain!
>King Eternity stepped down the stairs toward his chariot, and you followed without question.
>”I have a gift for you Anonymous. Something you left in Tartarus. Consider it a wedding gift.”
>His horn glowed brightly with a dark blue aura, pulling out a footlocker and placing it on the ground.
“So you’re allowing me to marry Luna?”
>”I am. Luna loves you, who am I to try and stop that? Go ahead, open it.”
>You popped open the footlocker, revealing the gear you had in your rescue mission.
>The rifle, sidearm, ammunition for both, a pair of grenades, fresh fatigues and boots, a patrol cap, gloves, and a tactical vest.
>The only new addition was an ebony breast plate that looked thin enough to wear beneath your vest.
>”I know you have more of an advising role in the guard now, but you should still have access to weapons and armor in case you should ever need to go into battle.”
”While I appreciate this, ammunitions for these will be impossible to find.”
>“I took the liberty of enchanting the box. Simply place whatever you need inside the box and close it. By the next day you will have a box full of that item. But only place one thing at a time inside.”
“Does it work with broken items?”
>”It does not, you will only duplicate said broken item. I’d recommend duplicating everything at least once to ensure you have extras.”
“Thank you very much King Eternity. I take it this means you aren’t mad about Cerberus…”
>”Ah, yes. I was quite upset over Cerberus’ injury. But given the circumstances… I believe I can overlook your assault on my pet.”
>You closed the foot locker and placed it on your shoulder.
“Shall we return to the mares inside?”
>King eternity looked up at the sky, examining the fading light.
>”I think the mares have gone about their day, I will return to my quarters. I suggest you do the same. I expect the wedding will be soon?”
“We were planning for it to be a month from now.”
>”I suppose I can afford to be away for that amount of time. I shall see you around.”
“Farewell King Eternity.”  
>You carried your new found locker to your room and began setting all of the contents in various locations, ensuring to keep the ammunition separate from the weapons and the grenades locked away in the nightstand.
>Had to be careful with an adventurous colt like Dusk after all.
>Not long after you were done placing everything away, leaving the rifle in the chest to duplicate, Luna made her way inside quietly and  nuzzled your side.
>”How did it go dear?”
“Great. We have your father’s permission.”
>”I see he gave you some new toys…”
>You nodded, locking the slide back on your 45 and inspecting the chamber.
>”Please, keep the heroics to a minimum. I don’t want to lose you…”
“Of course Luna. I’ll only use these if I really need them.”
>”Thank you. I’ll see you in the morning.” Luna stood on her hind legs and kissed you, before turning and making her way out the door.
 
 
>”Come on Anon, you can’t get married without having a bachelor party!”
>Shining Armor had been doing his best to convince you to come to the bachelor party he and the Wonderbolts had planned.
>If it wasn’t obvious already, he was losing his patience
“Luna seems to think otherwise.”
>”She already has you wrapped around her hoof doesn’t she? You need to enjoy your freedom while it lasts!”
“You make marriage sound so terrible.”
>Shining Armor didn’t have a response for that.
>At least, not one that sounded like it would convince you.
“Fine, I’ll come. But we’re just going out for a few drinks like always.”
>”Sure Anon, now come on! We’re going to be late!”
>Before stepping out you ensured your pistol and knife were both tucked away, concealed by your shirt tail.
>If Discord decided to show his ugly head again, you’d be damned if he showed up while you were unarmed.
>You stepped out into the courtyard alongside Shining Armor, where Luna immediately stopped the both of you.
>”Where are you two off to?”
“Just going out for a drink with the wonderbolts.”
>”Ah, your so called bachelor party…”
“Relax Luna. We’re just going out for some drinks. We should be back before sunrise.”
>”Very well… Have fun.”
>What was she so worried about? As far as you could tell, Equestria had no prostitutes, strippers, or anything.
>Just booze, which often tasted like apples.
>You met with Spitfire, Soarin, and a few other of the members of the Wonderbolts at the normal club you drank at.
>”About time you showed up Anonymous! I was worried we’d have to start the party without the bachelor.”
“Yeah yeah, exactly what are we doing that’s different than a normal weekend of drinking?”
>Spitfire smirked. “You’ll just have to see Anon. Barcolt! I’m buying the first round!”
>A shot of apple whiskey slid in front of each one of you, and you all slammed it back in unison.
>Soarin followed Spitfire’s example, buying the next round of drinks.
>You could see what was going on, no doubt you were getting hammered tonight.
>Seven shots later the ponies around you had collapsed, save for SA, Spitfire and Soarin.
>The other four Wonderbolts didn’t seem to hold their liquor as well.
“Should we take them somewhere to sleep it off?”
>”Might be a good idea. My apartment isn’t too far from here.” Soarin said, throwing a pony over his back.
>The other’s followed suit, including yourself, and followed Soarin to his apartment a few blocks over.
>You were feeling pretty fancy, it was a miracle these p0nies hadn’t passed out as well, let alone remember where Soarin lived.
>Each of you tossed the passed out Wonderbolts on the couch, and Soarin brought out more drinks.
>”Hey Soarin, where’s your flight suit? I got an idea!”
>The two disappeared up the stairs leaving you with a wasted Shining Armor.
“You alright Shiny?”
>”YYeaaa. I’m –hic- good.”
>you decided to make yourself comfortable, sitting back on a pillow and resting against a wall.
>Damn you would kill for a lazyboy recliner right about now.
>Soarin and Spitfire came down the stairs together, Spitfire in Soarin’s flight suit.
“Spits, I think your too drunk to go flying.”
>”Who said anything about flying?”
>Spitfire floated over to you as Soarin turned up some fast paced music,
>Spitfire didn’t miss a beat, and began “dancing” around you, doing her best to act seductive.
>Between her terrible dancing and drunkenness, she wasn’t doing to well, and you couldn’t help but laugh.
>Seeing your laughter, she decided it was time to take things up a notch, and began slipping out of her flight suit.
>”You like what you see Anon?”
>God damn this was destroying your sides.
“Spits, 80% of the time I see you aren’t wearing clothes anyway.”
>Shining Armor and Soarin were laughing their flanks off as well, leaving Spitfire to blush in the middle of the room.
>You threw back another shot of whiskey, and the room around you became blurry.
>Not a bad bachelor party so far, plenty of free booze, a stripper that made you laugh your ass off…
>You set your head back against the wall, allowing the alcohol in your system to lul you to sleep.
>If you wake up with dicks marked all over your face, there will be blood.
 
>Reboot underway.
>Systems check.
>Hangover? Check.
>Neck ache from sleeping against a wall? Check.
>Pants? Check.
>P0ny sleeping on top of you? Check
>Weapons? Check.
>Hold the damn phone, what was that last one?
>Weapons?
>No before that.
>P0ny sleeping on top of you?
>Yeah, that right there.
>Now that you mention that, something is a hoof.
>Brain, you’ve been in Equestria too long.
>You slowly cracked open your eyes, allowing the bright light of the new day to burn your eyes in their sockets.
>Sprawled out on your chest was Spitfire, who in her sleep nuzzled against your cheek.
>What the fuck happened after you passed out?
>You checked your watch, noting the time.
>1015 hours, Luna would probably be worried you got in a fight again or ran into some other form of trouble.
“Spits, wake up.”
>Spitfire gave a soft moan, shifting her body a little, and snored a little.
>Man her breath smelled like apple whiskey.
>You picked her up in your arms and set her aside, gently placing her head on the pillow you had been sitting on.
>Your pants were still on, so the chances of you doing anything with her were slim.
>You stumbled sleepily around the house for a few minutes before finally finding the bathroom.
>After a few minutes of discharging all of the whiskey from last night, you made your way back to the living room and looked around.
>A few of the Wonderbolts had already left, along with Shining Armor.
>You may as well get a move on as well.
>Just as you stepped outside, Spitfire stumbled past you, tripping down the stairs.
“For a stunt flyer, you aren’t very graceful”
>”Oh bite me Anon.” She didn’t seem very happy, must be the hangover.
“Think you can make it back home ok?”
>”What do you care?”
>Ok, maybe something’s up. Is she still drunk?
“What’s your problem?”
>Spitfire opened her mouth to say something, and ended up puking her guts out all over the sidewalk.
>You snatched her up just before she face planted in her own vomit.
>You slung Spitfire over your shoulder and began the walk to her own apartment across town.
>You’d walked her home before many a nights, when she had been too drunk for her own good.
>Must be hard, having a drinking buddy twice her size that can hold twice the liquor.
>Snatching the spare key from under the doormat, you let yourself in and placed Spitfire on the couch.
>No need to stay, Spitfire could take care of herself.
>Just as you opened the door however, she spoke up.
>”Wait… don’t go…”
“What’s bothering you Spitfire? You never acted like this.”
>”It’s just… I’ve known you so long…”
>Spitfire trailed off, looking down at the carpet from her couch.
“Talk. You’ve never acted this way before.”
>”And now you’re getting married. To the princess.”
>You only nodded, allowing her to continue.
>”I’m not sure whose luckier, you or her.”
“Where are you going with this Spitfire?”
>Spitfire sighed, looking over into your eyes and then off again.
>”I like you Anon. But not just as a friend, more like…”
>Was she really about to say what you think she’s going to say?
>”I love you Anon. There I said it. It’s out there, now you know.”
>The two od you sat in silence for a few minutes, the awkwardness was so thick you could probably cut it with your knife.
“Sorry Spitfire. I like you, but not romantically. Maybe if I hadn’t met Luna, things would have been different”
>”I understand…”
“Will you still show up at the wedding?”
>”Sure Anon, I wouldn’t miss it.”
>Spitfire grinned a little, and you reached over to tussle her mane a bit.
>”Hey, cut it out. I’m not a filly.”
“Alright, no need to get feisty. I’ll see you around Spitfire.”
>”Take care Anon, thanks for bringing me home again.”
“No problem.”
>You stepped back outside, and made your way back to the castle.
>The walk back was fairly uneventful, as was going through the castle.
>You stopped by Luna’s room, and walked in to find her on her bed looking at a book.
“What are you looking at?”
>”Dresses.”
“Find any you like?”
>”A few.”
>Silence.
“Something wrong?”
>”No not at all.”
“…Is it because I said I would be back by sunrise?”
>Luna looked up from her book momentarily to glare at you, then looked back down to her magazine.
“Sorry, I passed out at Soarin’s place.”
>”Anon, I’m already stressed enough as it is. Please quit adding to it…”
“Want to talk about it?”
>”No… Thank you for letting me know your home though…”
“Anything for you.”
>You paused to reach over and hug Luna, drawing her close.
“Are you sure you don’t have anything you want to talk about? It might help you relax.”
>”I’m sure Anon. Could I have some time alone?”
>You could have argued she had time alone already, but you didn’t feel like striking up an argument.
“Sure thing love. I’ll be in my room if you need me…”
>You stood back up and showed yourself out.
>Probably pre-wedding jitters, you had them too to be honest.
Luna’s POV
>How long had Anon been gone?
>It felt like days, when in reality, it couldn’t have been more than a few hours.
>You normally weren’t so clingy, but something had been bothering you lately.
>And these dresses in the magazine were all just too… white and flowery for your tastes.
>You were about to marry this creature, the only one ever to set hoof-er… foot, in Equestria.
>By now, you knew a lot about him, and the bits of his culture he shared with you.
>A knocking at your door stirred you from your thoughts.
“Come in…”
>The door swung open, and in walked Eternity.
“Hello father…”
>”Why so sad little one? I thought you would be excited with the wedding growing so close.”
“Nothing. Did you want something?”
>”I was thinking we could go on a midnight stroll, just like old times.”
>That did sound nice; you hadn’t gone out for a midnight walk in ages it seemed.
>You rose and stepped down from your bed, following your father down the stairs and through the castle.
>The two of you stepped out into the courtyard, walking by the small ponds where toads croaked and crickets chirped.
>”You’ve done great maintaining the night Luna. I’m proud of you.”
>That made you feel good. Eternity had always been the strong silent type.
>Maybe he was softening up after all this time, seeing you grown up.
“Thanks…”
>”So are you going to tell me what’s bothering you?”
“I said I’m fine.”
>”Didn’t I raise you better? I know when your lying.”
>His horn glowed brightly as he moved the stars around, a bit clumsily at first, given his time away from this job.
>You took over, placing each star methodically in its place; the night sky becoming a black canvas to you
“Just some pre-wedding nerves. Didn’t you have them when you married mom?”
>”Somewhat.”
“And you married her anyway?”
>”Obviously. Let me ask you something. Do you love Anonymous?”
“Of course!”
>”Then what’s the issue? Is it because he’s…”
“Human? No. Well. Sort of.”
>You sighed, no point in hiding anything from him, he found out everything eventually.
>Just like when you were a filly, and you would prank Celestia.
>Dad always would give you a good flank chewing, at least until Celestia and Mom would get out of ear shot.
>You missed those carefree days.
>”Are you going to explain?”
“I just never asked how long human’s life spans are. From what I can tell, Anonymous is already matured, and he claims to be less than a hundred years old.”
>”Perhaps he has the life span of a normal p0ny. Is that what you’re worried about? Outliving him by thousands of years?”
“That sums it up pretty nicely…”
>”That I can’t give you advice for Luna. You have to make up your own mind about that.”
“I just wish I thought of this sooner… Much sooner.”
>”It’s not too late to back out.”
>Yeah, it was actually. But he couldn’t know that…
“I know Dad. I just need some time alone. Thanks for everything.”
>You nuzzled against your dad, who placed his wing around you.
>Just like when you were little.
“Good night dad. See you tomorrow.”
>You trotted away, feeling a little bit better.
 
>Wedding day.
>You had the seamstress modify your suit to mimic the ASU’s back home.
>Blue trousers, white shirt, black coat, gold trim all around, and freshly polished boots.
>P0nies still couldn’t into making proper shoes.
>You wore a maroon beret on your head, symbolizing your airborne status.
>Though to the p0nies, it meant nothing.
>Still, it was nice to wear something that resembled a uniform, hopefully Luna would like it.
>You couldn’t help but wonder what Luna’s dress would be like.
>Shining Armor stood next to you, using his magic to pick off any lint that fell on your uniform.
>What a bro, he deserved the spot of best man.
>Best stallion, whatever.
>”You ready for this?”
“Ready as I’ll ever be.”
>”Nervous?”
“You should know, you were doing the exact same thing a few months ago.”
>Nervous didn’t even begin to describe you right now.
>Your jimmies had gone from supersonic to warp 9 in the last few days.
>The sunlight outside faded, replaced by the softer moonlight.
>A wedding at night had been Luna’s idea of course, but you liked the idea.
>Come to think of it, you hadn’t planned much of your own wedding.
>Hopefully Luna didn’t mind, she had cast the role off on Twilight Sparkle anyways.
“Didn’t Twilight plan your wedding too?”
>”Yeah, she did a great job too.”
“Well, the ceremony is going to start soon. We better get going…”
>You and SA walked to the courtyard, many p0nies had already gathered.
>Despite the late hour, the courtyard was already filled ponies.
>Candles were all around, lighting the area in a warm glow.
>You took you place by Celestia, who agreed to wed you two just like Shining Armor and Cadence.
>Shining Armor stood at your side, and a purple dragon, this one a bit bigger than Dusk or Dawn.
>You nudged Shining Armor, leaning in close to whisper.
“What’s with the tiny dragon?”
>”That’s Spike, Twilight’s little assistant.”
>Twilight had a dragon for an assistant? That’s bad ass.
>Celestia leaned in close to you, a bit too close in your opinion, ”Ready Anonymous? It’s time.”
>If one more p0ny asks if you’re ready… oh hey the music is starting.
>You watched as the crowd looked toward the end of the isle, waiting to catch a glimpse of the princess.
>And waited…
>and waited…
>Your jimmies just made the jump to lightspeed.
Luna’s POV
>Everything was perfect.
>You could see it all from your tower.
>The candle light was visible even all the way up here.
>Anon was already standing between Celestia and Shining Armor, eagerly watching down the aisle for you.
>You looked over at the mirror looking at your elegant dress.
>It was lovely, Rarity had designed it to be simple like you asked.
>No gems, or fancy colors, just a white wedding dress.
>You didn’t care for its bright white fabric. But it was a ceremonial dress, you could wear it once.
>Except, part of you didn’t want to go down there.
>There was the music, playing softly at your ears.
>Music meant for you.
>Sure you loved Anonymous.
>But did you really want to go through the heart break down the road, when he would pass on?
>Then there was Dusk and Dawn.
>You couldn’t hide them forever, nor did you want to.
>Part of you wanted to tell your parents right now, and just take the punishment.
>Maybe common life wouldn’t be so bad…
>Start up a theatre, direct plays…
>Just then, Cadence burst through your door in a panic, ”Luna, what are you doing up here still?”
“I’m…”
>You couldn’t even finish your sentence.
>”Don’t tell me your having second thoughts.”
>You looked into Cadence’s eyes, then shied away.
>”It’s because he’s human isn’t it.”
>This conversation sounded familiar.
“How can I go down there and vow to love him the rest of my life, when he will only be around for…”
>”Just stop right there Luna. How many male alicorns do you know?”
“…There’s Dusk… and my father…”
>”And I don’t see you marrying one of them anytime soon.”
>Wow, you’d never seen this side of Cadence before.
>”I know I’ll out live Shining Armor, but that doesn’t stop me from loving him. Do you plan on going through life alone until you pass on?”
“Well no…”
>”Then get out there, poor Anon looks like he’s going to… well I’m not sure. What does Anon do when he’s upset?”
“Drink.”
>”Well it looks like he’s about to crack open a barrel of whiskey.”
“I suppose your right. Thank you Cadence. I needed that.”
 
 
Anon’s POV
>Your jimmies were rustled.
>Your critters had been jittered.
>Damn it, words were not enough to express what in the actual fuck you were feeling.
>Music?
>At my wedding?
>It’s more likely than you think.
>You looked back down the aisle and found Luna in her white wedding dress, a sheepish grin on her face.
>She walked down the aisle behind a trio of fillies, who swung baskets from their mouths, spreading flower petals all over the ground.
>Luna stopped next to you, sheepishly smiling over at you.
>Celestia began spewing on with her rehearsed lines at once, and you leaned over to Luna slightly and whispered.
“If you ever pull a stunt like that again I will kick your flank all the way to Tartarus.”
>”Sorry dear.”
>Two golden rings suddenly levitated in front of you, which you took in your hand and slid onto Luna’s horn, and your respective finger.
>”I now pronounce you mare and… human?”
>Seems Celestia forgot her line, oh well.
>You and Luna faced each other and shared a kiss, then faced the crowd of ponies that were cheering.
>Eternity and Galaxia seemed pleased as well.
>The reception was soon underway, and said alicorns approached you and Luna.
>Galaxia spoke first. ”We’d love to stay, but we both should get back to Elysium and Tartarus respectively.
>”Welcome to the family Anonymous.” Eternity almost smiled at you before looking at Luna “Take care sweet heart.”
>You watched as the three alicorns embraced.  
>”Take care you two. Anon, stay in Equestria, I’m still repairing the tower after your last visit.”
“I hope to never see Tartarus again, no offense sir.”
>”None taken. Enjoy yourselves.”
>The two alicorns left, leaving you and your new wife in the midst of several p0nies.
>Some slow music played, and Luna leapt up, placing her forelegs over your shoulders.
>So she remembered how humans danced, might as well have some fun.
>The two of you danced the night away, before finally steeping inside a carriage together, and Luna tossing out a bouquet of flowers, landing on Celestia’s back.
>”You shall be next sister!” Luna yelled as the carriage took off down the road, horse shoes trailing it.
“I suppose we should go pick up our kids?”
>”I suppose… but it’s an awfully long carriage ride…” Luna gave you a wink, nuzzling close.
>Well, you knew where this was going.