Title:           Thread 91: Stories 76-80
Author:          PrincessApplejack
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First Edit:      Sunday 24th of July 2016 07:52:39 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 24th of July 2016 07:52:39 PM CDT

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OMAKEEEESSS!
>AJ
"Spike"
'Rarity'
~~~
 
>...huh.
 
"So, should we think something about this is off?"
 
'He is rather okay with his wife being kissed by a changeling.'
 
>Yeah, but... it's Fourty Two. Does she even have a sex drive?
 
"I... don't... know."
 
'Oh darling, all things have sex drives. All things... everything.'
 
>Huh... feels weird watchin' this.
 
"Jealous?"
 
'Little bit.'
 
"WHOA WHAT!?"
 
'Oh please, like you haven't thought about it.'
 
"Well, yeah, but I'm a guy. There's very little I haven't thought about it with."
 
'Same for mares, darling.'
 
"...Bullshit."
 
>Huh.
 
'...Sooo... get any ideas?'
 
>Hm? Oh, nah, don't think Ah' wanna make out with Cadence.
 
'I was talking about-'
 
>Dunno bout Forty Two.
 
"..."
 
'..'
 
>...What?
 
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Omake!
>Cadence
"Celestia"
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>So, just to double check, "The golden rule" applies to mares too, right?
 
"..."
 
>...I'm gonna say it does.
 
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OMAKE!
>Chitania
"Guard"
'???'
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"So, not even going to try."
 
>Nrm.
 
"Not even a little bit."
 
>Nrmem.
 
"Not even to save someone's life."
 
>Nrmmmm!
 
"...Not even for sex?"
 
>..........................................
 
"I didn't say sex with me."
 
>..........................................................
 
"...Okay, maybe I meant me-"
 
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'We are gathered here to put to rest, our old friend... uh.... g-guardy. Good old guardy! Yes, he was taken before his time... by a hoof... knocking his fucking head off.... goddamn it just popped like a grape.'
 
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OMAKE!
>Applejack
"Twilight"
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>Sigh... Ah' wish Ah' would get these here big posts.
 
"So then, you want a love subplot?"
 
>...Well, no, don't wanna get defined that way.
 
"Oh, okay, so you want to get drama subplots?"
 
>Ah' don't like those either.
 
"Subplots that points out and takes you to task for your flaws and problems?"
 
>Probably don't like that.
 
"What about just... you know, subplots all about you being injured, repeatedly, in comical ways and never getting any sort of comeuppance because otherwise it's just a dickwaving contest?"
 
>...Don't like that at all.
 
"So, you want the big posts... but none of the stuff that fills the big posts."
 
>Can't we just go for ten dang pages about how awesome Ah' am?
 
"...."
 
>...what!?
 
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 >Lightning Dust
"Guard'
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>Heh heh, I got those senior Bolts good!
 
"Uh, miss? Are you going to help?"
 
>Yep, totally pantsed them what for!
 
"There are tiny robots."
 
>I'm the best, around, and nothing's ever gonna keep me down!
 
"They are shooting ponies. You can help. That is your job."
 
>And then, someday, I'm gonna be captain!
 
"You know, I weep for that day. Because I get the distinction you're going to be investing in flutes for days with heavy chances of fire."
 
>LD RULES!
 
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