Title: Thread 77: Stories 61-67 Author: PrincessApplejack Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/hzmAtuMs First Edit: Monday 18th of May 2015 08:05:53 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 18th of May 2015 08:05:53 PM CDT _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   Omake >12 "Screwloose" ~~   >...   "..."   >...they're gonna destroy everything she built down here and drag me out of the wrackage whether I want to or not, won't they?   "Pretty much spot-on, pervert. And we didn't even get to break in the furniture."   >Break it in... how?   "..."   >Oooh... should we-   "Yes."   >What if they barge in while we-"   "Yes."   >...Let me get the lube first.   "That's a good boytoy."   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   NComake   >Chitania "Variolus" 'Sunset' -Chiddy- ~~~~   >Yes, YES! I can't wait! I want to PUNCH STUFF so badly! I am going to get to punch you, right?   "It's a possibility."   >Screw possibility, I am smashing your face in, whoop whoop!   'Aren't you going to try and talk about it, maybe ask me, first?'   >...   "..."   '...I like my face.'   >After I am done with it, not even your mother will like it, she won't.   'My mother abandoned my as a filly.'   >...Varry, I can't punch her afte rall.   "Sissy."   >I don't want to be THAT Changeling!   -Don't worry, I am used to it.-   "Aaaaaaand she's back to sobbing. All my life, I wanted to have break down like this. And you do it by just saying something randomly."   -Making others cry is part of my heritage, I guess.-   'Wow... she REALLY is turning the waterworks on now.'   >I AM SUCH A TERRIBLE MOTHERRRRRRRR!   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   Omake 77 ~~~~   >...You know, for this being my thread, I got, what... two stories? I feel gypped, my Queen totally stole my thread.   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   Omake >77 "Everyone else" '88' ~~~~~~   "Hey, 77, wanna hang out?"   >Sorry, I can't, I must watch 88.   ~~   "77, good to see you. Mind lending me a hoof?"   >I would, but I can't. 88 needs me right at her side.   ~~   >77, there's a fire in the city, we need everyone we can get to put it out.   "Nope, no time, 88 might get hurt."   ~~   >Quick, 77, there's a rampaging monster killing the entire Hive!   "Yes, I will be right here, with 88!"   ~~   'Fuck off.'   >What?   'I told you to fuck off.'   >What, no, I can't do that!   'Seriously, others need you mroe than me. Get. Out.'   >Sorry, sister, but I wouldn't want you to get hurt.   'What am I, a toddler. Get the hell out before I start gouging your eyes out, you ninny.'   >No.   '...'   >...   '...seriously, I am goign to keep stabbing until you stop moving.'   >OFF I GO, TO SAVE 12!   '....fucking finally. Couldn't even paddle the pink canoe in peace. I am in my bunk, no calls!'   *SLAM!*   ~~   '....T-thiiiis is... not my room, is it?'   [Will the representative from Saddle Arabia PLEASE stop staring... and stop trying to drag your budget reports over your lap, we can all see it, stop trying to hide it.]   '...Do... should I keep going?'   {Ye-}   [NO!]   {I meant no.}   '...I'm blind.'   {That is my fe...}   [...]   {...Nevermind.}   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   O MAKE >Chitania "PM" '???' ~~   >...   "Why do you keep looking all around?"   >Things are going not-terrible for me right now.   "...Annnnnd?"   >This is normally when the hammer drops.   "Aren't ya' being a bit paranoid?"   'CHITANIA! IT IS I! THE LADY WHO RUINED YOUR LIFE! I know you ripped off my head, BUT I LIVE!'   >...   "...Huh."   >Well fuck you too, universe.   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   OMAKE! >SA "Cadence" ~~~   >...Remember when we were vital to stuff, instead of just being side characters?   "..."   >...Er, when *I* was vital to stuff-   "Suck it up you big baby."   >...At least someone would be doing some sucking.   "HEY!"   >I turned down unlimited blowjobs from 18 for you! She offered! ACTUALLY OFFERED TO DO THAT INSTEAD OF PAYING!   "...Wait, seriously?"   >YES!   "And you told her no?"   >...Obviously. I'd never cheat on you.   "I thought that law said it wasn't cheating! Do you know how much we would save if you did that instead!? I could have triple the beauty products! We could have put money back for Two's college! SHE'S FUCKING EXPENSIVE WE COULD HAVE BEEN SAVING SO MUCH MONEY!"   >...Sooo-   "Go take her up on it!"   >...M'kay.   *leaves* *Noises start up soon after*   "...I'm good at economics."   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   Non-Canon Pinkie Preview >Pinkie ~~~~~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4XY26P4z_E [Embed] >Applejack has 24 hours to mount a rescue of 12. The A-team must assemble once again! >77 goes nuclear and DT goes wild. Rarity becomes a mission control as she keeps tabs on Spike with Charity. 42 thinks Flash is pretty good when he's muted. Fizzle discusses about the rules of nature. Fluttershy makes a wolf cry, Chysalis briefly goes psycho, and I make an octopus laugh! A Find out what happens next time in thread 78: Not Your Kind of Ponies...and of course stealth fanservice.   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________