Title:           Thread 74: Stories 46-52
Author:          PrincessApplejack
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First Edit:      Monday 11th of May 2015 04:21:12 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 11th of May 2015 04:21:12 PM CDT

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NC omake
>Celestia
"Dollestia"
~~~
 
>*sips tea* And you have been watching over her since before she left through the mirror?
 
"Mmmh hmm. Pretty much. Pass me some milk, please?"
 
>There we go.
 
"Thank you."
 
>And... she hasn't blamed us for anything since she returned? Not even once?
 
"Mmh, no. *sip*"
 
>...there is still hope for her...
 
"Are you crying, me?"
 
>We call it liquid pride now.
 
"I'll give us a moment."
 
>Thank you. *sniff*
 
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NCOmake
>Pommel
"SP"
'Haymaker'
-Lucky Strikes-
=Guards=
~Red~
<Brahmos>
 
>"'-=AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!=-'"
 
<Okay, forget what I said, this was worth it! Now let's eat us a nemesis...uhhh...>
 
~Grrr...~
 
<Shit, why are there so many armored white unicorns here!? Which one's the little bastard!?>
 
~Course of action.~
 
<Eh, let's just eat 'em all.>
 
~Agreed.~
 
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NC omakey
>Gryphons
"Idris"
 
In the middle of a timefrozen, unmoving scenery that is supposed to be Kingsmoot.
 
>...fuck being a Gryphon.
 
>At least we won't get punched out by a robot abomination.
 
>I gotta pee.
 
>I wanna go home...
 
>Shut up, no one likes you!
 
>None of them like any of us.
 
>Maybe we should seek refuge in the Crystal Enpire. I heard they take in anyone. Rapists, babypunchers, wannabe dictators, thieves...
 
"Sigh."
 
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Omoko
>Variolus
"Sunset"
'???'
~~~
 
"You know, there's one thing I'm wondering."
 
>Yeessss?
 
"Why did that one changeling stay in the valley so long? It must have been months."
 
>...Uh...
 
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'...hello? Uh... I kind of hurt my wing... yeah, hurting myself doing basic stuff is just 'existing' for me most days, but this one's a problem. How... how am I supposed to get out? It's a sheer cliff, how am I supposed to... hello?... You there, creepy drone, can you fly me out?
 
*HISSS... WAAATCCCHHHH...*
 
'That's a no then.... huh... I did not think this one through...'
 
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OMAKE!
>Slate
"Slate's wife"
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>...
 
"...sooooo..."
 
>...
 
"...Who was that? Because I'm pretty sure he wasn't a friend of yours."
 
>I'm not having an affair.
 
"Didn't say you were! Just, you know, if you WERE and that was the reason our wall had a crack in it, I would be totally understanding."
 
>Good to know, but I'm not.
 
"..."
 
>...Honey...
 
"I JUST WANT TO WATCH! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?"
 
>He was a changeling!
 
"..."
 
>...
 
"...thatismyfetish."
 
>What!?
 
"I SAID NOTHING!"
 
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OMAKE!
>32
"29"
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>BROTHER!
 
"ACK! NO! I AM IN HIDING MINE KIN!"
 
>Oh, stuff it, we're in NC. I am merely here to brag that I have bedded a mare before you!
 
"...Come again?"
 
>Yes, Sunset Shimmer too!
 
"The... student who got kicked out and went crazy?"
 
>Crazy in bed, amiright?
 
"...You do realize that I'm actually good at seducing, I've just not managed to bed any royals yet, right? If I wanted someone on Sunset's level, I could probably manage, but the sword of fantasy is wielded by princesses! Not commoners!"
 
>...
 
"..."
 
>...This shit is why everyone thinks you suck.
 
"Says the changeling who pretended to be a mare for months."
 
>...Touché.
 
"..."
 
>...I'll be your mare tonight-
 
"NOPE!"
 
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Non-Canon Pinkie Preview
>Pinkie
~~~~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT3DtC1zcW0
>Vekir and Watchdog ride a train. Twilight tries to chase Dollestia. I attempted to put myself in the spotlight and Maud is currently trying to eat the Crystal Stadium!
>Discord gets jealous of all the time that Chrysalis spends with Fluttershy. Silver Spoon's house gets robbed. The tour guide crystal pony introduces Changelings to showers. I finally get a part because Doom Pone tells us it's happening. Find out what happens next time in thread 75: Oh You Beautiful Doll...and of course Smarty Pants Fanservice!
 
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