Title:           Thread 40: Stories 121-135
Author:          PrincessApplejack
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First Edit:      Sunday 28th of September 2014 02:28:11 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 28th of September 2014 02:28:11 PM CDT

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 >Lacky
"Pennydrop"
~~~~
 
>Uh, boss?
 
"SHHHHHHHH!"
 
>...Jus', uh, jus' was gonna ask what ya' were doin' hidin' behind tha' buildin' there.
 
"You just said it you simpleton, I'm hiding!"
 
>...But ya' got the giant robot.
 
"Right."
 
>And... ya' ain't gonna help? Ain't that bad fer' PR?
 
"I'll say it had a malfunction, it is a prototype."
 
>...Iffin' ya' don't mind me askin'-
 
"I do."
 
>-why ain't ya' gonna go out and fight it?
 
"Look, as if I ever needed to explain a single thing, but I'll be generous right now. Right there? Right out there? Is Chitania. Did you know what my best case scenario was ten minutes ago?"
 
>...Uh...
 
"It was 'beat the things made out of an unstable magic that is totally useless to me, if I even wanted it at all. Which I don't'. Do you know what it is now?"
 
>What?
 
"Now, it's 'Chitania the Titan BLEEEDS.'."
 
>Huh?
 
"All that thing has to do is break her skin, make her bleed, do something, and I can get a sample of her blood. Do you have any idea what we could do with a sample of her blood? So, so much. We might be able to unlock her Titan magic, and then, hooo, and then..."
 
>Huh.
 
"So all I have to do is hope that thing gets a good shot in. Or hell, maybe a bunch of them! If she's weakened enough, I can swoop in, finish her off and take all the glory. Slayer of the Titan, and so many blood samples to boot. Has a nice ring to it, no?"
 
>Guess so.
 
"So, for now, Metal Deer Rex is going to take a little breather, and we are going to hope for a tomorrow where he is totally obsolete."
 
>...What if Chitania wins?
 
"Hah. My good boy, that's what the rockets are for."
 
>To help?
 
"...No."
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 >10
{BBB}
~~~
 
>HOLY CHEESELEGS A DANCIN'! Just when I thought it could get any crazier around here, BBB! And I saw a one eyed moose lick a sentient ice cream cone!
 
{BZZZT!... THIS EVENT IS A HAZARD TO MY SENSORS!}
 
>Just stick with it, BBB! We're recordin' the biggest fight you ever did see! And I mean that literally!
 
{..BZZT! WAS THE RHYME INTENTIONAL?}
 
>Did it work?
 
{IT WAS RECEIVED FAVORABLY.}
 
>Then yes, yes it absolutely was.
 
{...}
 
>...Man, I hope those guys back at Canterlot are having an easier time...
 
{...THEY PROBABLY ARE.}
 
>You know what? I agree. You, you are one smart cookie.
 
{THANK YOU!}
 
>Anytime!
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 >Idris
"Gwen"
~~
 
>Winny... calm down.
 
His wife just shook in rage, claws reaching for swords that weren't there.
 
>I want her dead just as much as you do, but there is no possible way we could take her on right now. She would kill us, Gwendolyn. Do not delude yourself into-
 
"I KNOW, IDRIS!"
 
He flinched back at her squawk, worried.
 
"...I know..."
 
When her claws went limp, there was only one thing to do.
 
Grab her.
 
Hold her.
 
And think up allll the horrible things he was going to do to that creature, the moment he found a way...
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 >Rekulk
"Vekir"
'Grehem'
~~~~~~
 
>THE MONSTER! The stomping one who shook our caves! She is here... AND SHE WANTS REKULKS GEMS!
 
"Wwwhhhhaaaaattt..? Iiiiiiii....thiiiiinnnkkkkk... thaaaaa....silllllllyyyyy...."
 
'Our sister is so correct, very wise for her age. For this beast hungers not for the material things, but destruction. Low, we look upon her in wonder as she breaks such things with ferocity, with such might! She is truly the titan they claim her to be...'
 
>...SHE CAN'T HAVE REKULKS GEMS!
 
'Sigh, brother. To you, I sigh...'
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 >DT
"77"
'42'
~???~
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>THERE IT IS!
 
The fact she was just pointing to a random wall cast doubt, despite her sure tone.
 
"And this wall is in some way different from the live karaoke stage-"
 
'-or the water park-'
 
"-or the hot air balloon in the wind tunnel-'
 
'-Or the baby circus-'
 
"Or the-"
 
>WE GET IT, OKAY! YES! THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT!
 
"Because?"
 
>BECAUSE I SAID SO!
 
With that, she took aim.
 
"POPPET NO!"
 
And fired.
 
'...I'm going to punch you. I'm going to punch you like a disobedient puppy.'
 
Coughing up soot, she dusted herself off.
 
>Would you really hit a puppy?
 
'No, because unlike you, they contribute meaningfully to society and show some form of intelligence.'
 
>Har. De. Har. Har.
 
"Uh... you two?"
 
>'WHAT!?'
 
"I think we have bigger matters to attend to."
 
Sure enough, in the middle of a completely blank room as big as the ballroom, completely covered in darkness save for its massive metal disk sitting in the middle, was...
 
>Of course! It all makes sense now!
 
42 just stared long, and hard.
 
'Why.'
 
>Because it makes no sense.'
 
'...touche.'
 
The thing in question turned to them, googly plastic eyes that had been taped to it regarding them as blankly as lifeless eyes could, they supposed.
 
And then it started shooting lasers at them.
 
"GAH!"
 
42 was the first to react, smoothly dodging the blasts and leaping into the air. Gracefully, she began to spin, fists outstretched and ready to do some damage.
 
She bounced right off of it without leaving so much as a dent.
 
While it had been 'looking' at her, however, the other insectiod bent one of their group had vanished, disappearing into the cloak like darkness.
 
Without a sound, he appeared behind the contraption, blade poised right for what he hoped was a weak spot.
 
Only to bounce right off that as well.
 
The only one who had not moved was Diamond Tiara, who regarded the thing without much care, before aimlessly firing at the wall.
 
'What are you doing!?'
 
To their surprise, nothing went off.
 
Again and again she did this, peppering the walls. Nothing ever happened.
 
>And now we can go.
 
The two changelings just stared.
 
"...We didn't actually need to fight him, did we?"
 
>Eh, probably not. But it made you feel better, and that's what is important.
 
"..."
 
'...we could have left her to die back there, just.. just remember that.'
 
Curious, the machine just watched as she walked over to the pair.
 
>Now, if you'll excuse us, mister roboto, we will be leaving right abou-
 
And that's when the wall exploded.
 
'YOU IDIOT! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!'
 
>IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS-
 
And that's when they saw the light.
 
And heard her ROAR.
 
>...OH! FUCK!
 
The massive foreleg of Chitania swiped around in the room, ripping chunks out of the wall and exposing wires and exploding control panels. The trio were forced to dodge for their life as the black limb swept across the room, tearing it apart.
 
>EAT ROCKET!
 
But alas, they had no effect on her. Nothing so much as dented the massive limb. Not fire, not ice, not blades. It did not even seem to notice.
 
Her gargantuan eye peaked in through the edge, searching within its confines for... something.
 
~You...~
 
Something she apparently found. And by the chuckle she let out, she was pleased.
 
~So, that's where you ended up.~
 
She reached out, massive hoof nearing the machine that still remained in the center, unmoving.
 
~Time to come back ho-~
 
Her words died as a gigantic party cannon popped out of it's chest area, and a massive beam of light exploded from it's center. It collided right with her face, completely covering it.
 
~...Okay, you get that one forgiven. But only because you're crazy-~
 
They heard, and almost felt, as the thing suddenly sucked up more power, more energy from... somewhere, and cut loose with an even more massive beam.
 
~...This is starting to annoy me. I am trying to save you-~
 
From the crack in the wall, they saw as lights in Partyland literally went out. Dimming before being snuffed out completely, leaving the place much darker.
 
And then he fired again.
 
~...I am going to count to three.~
 
Undeterred by her threat, gigantic ropes of metal burst from the ground behind her, latching onto everything it could and draining it of all power. Any machine, ANY machine was taken.
 
~One...~
 
More, and more and more he charged, gathering so much light it looked like it might melt just from the heat alone.
 
~Two....~
 
Despite her calm face, she was nonetheless cocking back her hoof.
 
~THR-~
 
Her speech was cut off.
 
But not by the attack, no. It was instead cut off by a pink filly and two changeling rocketing past her, out the gap she had created.
 
That's when the filly held up some kind of remote.
 
>CHEW ON THIS YOU DAMN DINOSAUR!
 
And pressed down.
 
She saw the blinking lights first.
 
Then she heard the whirring.
 
Then she could only watch, unable to reach out and grab him, as first her popcorn maker was consumed.
 
Then the explosions started peppering along the sides.
 
Then, finally, she felt the fire.
 
~...What the fuck is a dinosaur?~
 
>WOOOOOOO!
 
She let out a thunderous cheer as the explosions trailed down the robot, bursting out from every inch of it's body, completely consuming it in flames.
 
"...Poppet? Why did we have to be in the center? You didn't need-"
 
>Wait for iiiiittt...
 
And then, from the center of the ferris wheel, it exploded.
 
One last rocket, shooting up, up, upward into the sky, and bursting into lights.
 
Lights that spelled out "A-TEAM RULES!"
 
'...I ju...ugh...'
 
>Hey, you count too! And now everyone is going to know, they are going to KNOW, that who did this? Who took out Chitania and a giant robot? That’s right, that’s riiiiight? WHO DID THIS!? TH-
 
And that’s when the exploding started. Or rather, continued.
 
They continued down, away from the robot, and through the wires that had been connecting it to Partyland.
 
They exploded far, wide, every which way. Electricity suddenly, against its very nature, went back the way it came, and blew out every light or machine it touched with an overloading power.
 
>…Ahhhh… well, it’s still not that ba-
 
And that’s when they heard the screech of metal suddenly accelerating, the hum of too much power going where it was not supposed to go.
 
Also of note, the fact that despite the trio being in a steady flight, the ground of Partyland was nearing them at an accelerated rate.
 
>…Ahhhhh…
 
They splatted against the ground, pressed down just like every other parton in the park was.
 
All around her, from the princess of the moon to the lowest pauper, she saw them held down as Partyland rocketed away from precious earth like it’s life depended on it.
 
>T-TH-THIS S-ST-STILL ISN’T THAT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD
 
Had they the ability to look up, they would have glared at her.
 
They rose, and rose, and rose some more. Up until they were far past the clouds, to where the air was quite a lot thinner, and far colder.
 
And then, at last, they stopped.
 
>…See? Could be worse.
 
They heard her roar before they saw her, like a terrifying clap of thunder come in reverse before the lightning. The dust and smoke from her form went away, leaving only a raging, but otherwise untouched, Titan. In her hoof was a shattered, broken remains of a popcorn maker, just junk now. Bitterly, she let it drop, and turned her attention to the prone three.
 
>…Could still be worse.
 
As if the gods themselves were mocking her, they heard the first explosion.
 
And then they watched as slowly, Partyland began to drop.
 
It was not fast, or tumulus, but they all felt themselves grow just a bit lighter, as the world began to fall.
 
>It uh… still could be-
 
The hoof was fast, far faster than the one her size should be able to manage. But nonetheless, they all felt the whoosh of air pass over them as her hoof swung wide.
 
And clipped TBDRLIATU, sending him soaring.
 
~That’s for blowing up my popcorn maker, you little shit.~
 
With that, seemingly content, she turned, and she walked away.
 
‘…Could it still get worse?’
 
She didn’t cry. She didn’t let herself cry. Even when she was staring at where he had gone, plucked right from her very hooves, she did not cry.
 
>…I hope not…
 
Maybe just a little wouldn’t hurt.
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 >Twilight
"Pinkie"
'Dash'
[Rarity]
{AJ}
~Spike~
-???-
~~~~~
 
>OH FUCK!
 
"OH FUCK!"
 
'OH FUCK!'
 
[OH FUCK!]
 
{OH FUCK!}
 
~OH FUCK!~
 
>"'[{~FUUUUUUUCKKK!~}]'"
 
>THIS IS BAD!
 
"THIS IS SO BAD!"
 
'THIS IS THE WORST BAD!'
 
[WHAT DO WE DO!?]
 
{UH! UH!}
 
-Commander!-
 
'...FLEETFOOT!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?'
 
-Evacuating civilians from a secure location!-
 
'Oh! Oh... thank goodness, so everyone is off Partyland?'
 
-Ahhhh... no. Opposite. They were in the hotel, I think.-
 
'...You think?'
 
-Well, I only caught a glimpse of them as I... CHARGED UP HERE TO HELP YOU! AHAHAH!-
 
'...'
 
-Speaking of, that is why I came to you! I just wanted you to know I personally will be scouting ahead to make sure it is safe to start flying off this thing! If so, I will send a signal to warn you. I am well aware of the danger, and am willing to shoulder it for the good of the team!-
 
'...'
 
-I'M OFF! FOR THE WONDERBOLTS, AND EQUESTRIA!-
 
'...'
 
They all watched as she tore ass towards the edge of partyland.
 
*BZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZT!*
 
And then rammed into what looked like an invisible bug zapper, before falling to earth
 
'...'
 
"OH SURE! NOW THE FREAKING SIDE SHEILDS POP UP! OF COURSE! OF! COURSE! SCREW YOU, CHAOS MAGIC!"
 
>...Pinkie-
 
"I KNOOOOW!"
 
[...Are you smiling?]
 
'Hm? No. Of course not... of course not...'
 
"OKAY! SO! THAT ASIDE! HOW TO WE STOP THIS!?"
 
{Well, can any o' us lift a flying island?}
 
[...Going to say no, darling.]
 
{Then plan A is still in effect! Get Discord, make him stop this fall, and save everyone!}
 
>...It's sad that's the best we have.
 
{AH KNOW! But it ain't like we can just fly through-}
 
As if to make fun of her, the titanic changeling brushed past, and easily broke through the barrier.
 
~...I hate her... so much...~
 
>...resume plan A?
 
"YES! BUT FASTER NOW!"
 
And that's exactly what they did.
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 >Sucker Punch
"41"
 
>Whoa...
 
"Totally whoa..."
 
The two stand on the roof the Partyland Hotel, around them the remains of what was at one point the animated form of Piñata Pie, the debris of a presumably epic struggle littering the area around them. Neither move, too enraptured by the sight of the Titan and he colossal foe.
 
>This uh...this...
 
"Professionals?"
 
>I don't think even those worked last time.
 
"Shit."
 
>...this is a real Catch-22, huh? In the red corner the Equi...Inseci...uhhh...
 
"Cidal. Just...generally Cidal."
 
>Yeah, generally Cidal titanic changeling Queen, and in the blue corner a monstrosity of chaos magic that is also more than likely evil.
 
"If it's anything like the licorice luchadors we fought getting up here, then yeah."
 
>We are soooo boned.
 
"Agreed."
 
>Can I...can I show you something?
 
"What?"
 
Punch leans down to the Partyland Arcade bag and picks it up.
 
"...dude I already saw the postcard."
 
>It's not the postcard! The postcard's nothing, the postcard's dead!
 
"Yeesh, ok then, what is it?"
 
Punch sighs and rummages inside the bag, retrieving...a long strip of cloth, weaved in the style of the Neighponese flag.
 
"Wha...what is it?"
 
>This is an 'Authentic' Karate Colt headband signed by...someone who probably wasn't Ralph Macchioat and...and the thing was probably just made in Chineigh in a sweat shop or something but...but maybe it'll show the world what I know...
 
She stares at him, amazed.
 
"Wh...what do you know?"
 
>That you're not just a face in the crowd, you're your own person, and I know coming from me that doesn't mean much bu-
 
She hugged him, cutting off his self-deprecation mid sentence.
 
"Thank you."
 
>You're welcome.
 
"Help me put it on?"
 
Punch smiles, and with some effort the two manage to get the headband wrapped around the changeling's head.
 
"How do I look?"
 
>Fantastic.
 
"Cool...are we floating?"
 
>Think so.
 
"Professionals?"
 
>Professionals.
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 >Flash
"Fizzle"
 
Meanwhile, atop a mountaintop outside of Partyland
 
"Wha-...Oh..ohhhhhh"
 
>Ohdearfuckingcelestia....
 
"Oooohohohokaay"
 
>God..damni.... all
 
The dragon turns away from the sight in disgust
 
"Flash don't leaave...."
 
The dragon just walked away
 
"Fizzle!"
 
>No! I'm fucking done! I'm FUCKING DONE!
 
"No we're noohohahaot"
 
>This is BULLSHIT! This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!
 
"It's just going upahahaha! It's getting bigger! Theeehehehehey can't get off!"
 
>WHAT IS THIS?!
 
"It's *keggh* HER!"
 
>WHAT IS THIS!?
 
"She's stuuuck!"
 
>WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
 
"Gehe..ahahahhaHAAAAH!"
 
>I can't do it Flash
 
"I can't EIIITHER"
 
>I can't fucking DO IT ANYMORE-
 
"Well [BZORT]- I'LL TELL YA WHAT FIZZLE! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR WE'LL STICK THIS SHIT OUT! BECAUSE I (loath to admit it) CERTAINLY CAN'T DO WITHOUT YOU! AND I KNOW YOUR STUPID ASS CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME!"
 
>*sniff* I appreciate it, Pops!
 
The dragon grabbed the pegasus and turned him right to face that....thing that had embroiled Partyland
 
>BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH MAN!
 
"Fizzle!"
 
>WE'VE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
 
"Fizzle!"
 
>WE'VE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE IN THE FUCKING SAND DUDE!
 
"Fizzle we-"
 
>WE GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT!
 
"To who-"
 
>WE GOTTA LOOK INSIDE OF OURSELVES AND SAY "WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?!" NOT! FUCKING! THIS!
 
A massive explosion rocked the both of them, as Partyland ascended into the heavens
 
"IT'S GOOOOOOOONE!"
 
>AUUUUUGH SHIET!
 
They held eachother and screamed as the rules of all things sane and good were rendered before their very eyes
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 "Flash"
>Fizzle
 
Meanwhile, atop a mountaintop outside of Partyland, two onlookers looked-on the bizarre scenes of Partyland form the relative comfort of a bunch of rocks
 
"Wha-...Oh..ohhhhhh"
 
>Ohdearfuckingcelestia....
 
"Oooohohohokaay"
 
>God..damni.... all
 
The dragon turns away from the sight in disgust
 
"Fizzle don't leaave...."
 
The dragon just walked away
 
"Fizzle!"
 
>No! I'm fucking done! I'm FUCKING DONE!
 
"No we're noohohahaot"
 
>This is BULLSHIT! This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!
 
"It's just going upahahaha! It's getting bigger! Theeehehehehey can't get off!"
 
>WHAT IS THIS?!
 
"It's *keggh* CHITANIAHAHAHAHAA"
 
>WHAT IS THIS!?
 
"She's stuuuck!"
 
>WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
 
"Gehe..ahahahhaHAAAAH!"
 
>I can't do it Flash
 
"I can't EIIITHER"
 
>I can't fucking DO IT ANYMORE-
 
"Well [BZORT]- I'LL TELL YA WHAT FIZZLE! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR WE'LL STICK THIS SHIT OUT! BECAUSE I (loath to admit it) CERTAINLY CAN'T DO WITHOUT YOU! AND I KNOW YOUR STUPID ASS CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME!"
 
>*sniff* I appreciate it, Pops!
 
The dragon grabbed the pegasus and turned him right to face that....thing that had embroiled Partyland
 
>BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH MAN!
 
"Fizzle!"
 
>WE'VE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
 
"Fizzle!"
 
>WE'VE GOTTA DRAW THE LINE IN THE FUCKING SAND DUDE!
 
"Fizzle we-"
 
>WE GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT!
 
"To who-"
 
>WE GOTTA LOOK INSIDE OF OURSELVES AND SAY "WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?!" NOT! FUCKING! THIS!
 
A massive explosion rocked the both of them, as Partyland ascended into the heavens
 
"IT'S GOOOOOOOONE!"
 
>AUUUUUGH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
 
They held eachother and screamed as the rules of all things sane and good were rendered before their very eyes
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 >Rekulk
"Vekir"
'Grehem'
[???]
{???}
~~~~~~
 
>BROTHER! BROTHER I DO NOT WISH TO FLY ANYMORE! I WISH FOR GROUND! I WISH FOR SOFT, STABLE GROUND UPON WHICH TO SET MY HOOVES! I MISS IT SO, BROTHER! I MISS IT!
 
"I HAVE SUCH REGRETS! NEVER DID I HAVE PUPS! AND I WAS BORN TOO LATE TO EAT THEM! MOTHER SAID THEY WERE DELICIOUS!"
 
'Hrm...'
 
>I WISH NOT TO DIE LIKE THIS!
 
[Honestly? This is probably one of the better ways I go out.]
 
Slowly, they all looked to the pair who were just sitting aimlessly next to them.
 
"..BROTHER AND SISTER OF ZERTI' THUL! YOU HAVE NO FEAR! WHY!?"
 
[I'm resigned to finally die, he's just too uh... special to admit it's a problem.]
 
{THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS FIND A WAY!}
 
[See?]
 
>T-then... then I wish to be special too! We all do!
 
"YES! WE MUST BE SPECIAL!"
 
{Well, you just gotta believe in the power of teamwork, and it'll work!}
 
"YEAH!"
 
>YEAH!
 
'...yeah.'
 
>"YEAHHHHH!"
 
>THANK YOU, BROTHER AND SISTER OF ZETRI' THUL', YOU SHOW US MUCH WISDOM!
 
{NO PROBLEM!}
 
[...I hate my life.]
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 >Soarin'
"Spitfire"
'Bulk'
[LD]
{Gilda}
~Various~
~~~~~
 
~AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~
 
>Ponies, please! Yes, that is a VERY appropriate reaction to all of this, I assure you, but we are doing the best we can to get you all down safely!
 
"They aren't listening."
 
>Well at least I'm doing my job!
 
'YEAH! BECAUSE WONDERBOLTS ARE CROWD CONTROL!'
 
"...No we aren't!"
 
>...Huh. We actually aren't. Your complaint is valid, good job.
 
[So, uh, am I going to have to be the one to point out we can just fly-]
 
*BZTZYZZTZTZTZTTZ!*
 
{...Was that Fleetfoot? I thought she was going off to get orders from Dash?}
 
>...
 
{...I don't know why I said it...}
 
~YOU MEAN WE CAN'T EVEN JUST FLY OFF THE SIDE!?~
 
>Ahhh, no. It would appear not.
 
~AND THERE ARE STILL MONSTERS RUNNING AROUND!?~
 
"...That there are."
 
~...~
 
>...Okay, now you can all panic-
 
~AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~
 
'YEAH!'
 
~....~
 
'Sorry.'
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 >Actarius
"JJ"
~~~
 
"Sooo... take it you've given up on the crowd control thing?"
 
>That. I. Have.
 
"Neat, neat."
 
>What gave it away?
 
"The you hugging me thing. Because you are hugging me. Just... so much."
 
>I am a hugger.
 
"Hugger you are."
 
>...
 
"..."
 
>...Sorry you never got to see that one guy to learn how to juggle better.
 
"Wha?... Oh, oh WOW! I completely forgot all about that. Crazy, isn't it?"
 
>We have been through a lot, I will cut you some slack.
 
"Thanks, thanks..."
 
>...
 
"...Hey, Actarius?"
 
>Yeah?
 
"Thanks for hugging me."
 
>...Anytime, Jugglebuddy... anytime...
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 >Pennydrop
"Lacky"
~~~~
 
>....shhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiittttttt....
 
"Told ya', ya' should'a stopped 'em when ya' had the chance"
 
>YOU ARE SO FIRED!
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 >29
"MM"
'Trixie'
[Zecora]
~~~~~
 
>AHHHHHH!
"AHHHHH!"
'AHHHHHHH!'
[AHHHHHHHH!]
 
>WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEE!
 
"NOT YET! I HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO LIVE FOR! I HAVE A GREAT JOB! ONE I'M FINALLY DOING GOOD AAATTTT!"
 
'TRIXIE WANTS HER SHOW TO BE THE BEST IN THE WORRRLLLD!'
 
[SO MANY OTHERS I HAVE YET TO HELP! I DO NOT WANT TO GO OUT WITH A YELP!]
 
>I'M MEEEEEEEEE!
 
"Y-YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! I-I-I-I-WANT YOU TO KNOW, YOU'RE THE BEST FRIENDS I'VE EVER HAAAAA-HAHA-HAAAADD!"
 
[IT'S TRUE! IT'S SO TRUE! YOU ARE ALWAYS AROUND WHEN I AM FEELING BLUE! YOU ALL MAKE MY LIFE AN ADVENTURE FULL OF FUN! I LOVE YOU GUYS, EVERYONE!]
 
>IF I COULD LIVE ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS, I WOULD NOT WISH FOR A MOMENT WITHOUT YOU IN THEM! YOU PICKED ME UP, YOU HELD ME ALOFT, YOU DID SOOOO MUUUUCCHHHH! I LOVE YOU GUYYYYYYYYSSSS!
 
"THANK YOU FOR ONE LAST SEXY TALK!"
 
>THAT ONE WAS FOR YOU, MAREY! YOU GAVE ME THE BEST MID MORNING AFTERNOON TO LATE EVENING OF MY LIIIIFFFFFFEEE!
 
"YOU TOO! YOU WERE THE BEST!"
 
>I LOVE YOU GUYYYYSSS!
 
"..'
[...]
 
'...TRIXIE LIKES YOU ALL TOO!'
 
>Oh for the love of... get out of the hug.
 
'NO! TRIXIE NEEDS THIS!'
 
>...Close enough.
 
'FOR MEATSHIELDS!-OOF... I WAS KIDDING LET ME BACK IN!'
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 >SA
"Cadence"
'2'
[PD]
{Mane-Iac}
~18~
~~~~
 
>OKAY! PLANS! GO!
 
"Levitate everyone and fly them down one by one!"
 
>GOOD PLAN! LET'S-
 
*BZTZTZTZTZ!*
 
>...NOT DO THAT! NEXT PLAN, GO!
 
'Make a biiiiiig old shield and cover all o' Partyland in it!'
 
>Base idea is sound, but Partyland will still feel it when it hits the ground!
 
"So?"
 
>Which means the engines on the bottom might explode and we all die in a horrible, bubble contained fire and or suffocate!
 
[Put everyone in an individual bubble?]
 
>No good! No way would we find everyone in time, and again, explosion! My shields couldn't stop that if they're that spread out, even with Cadence!
 
{AHAHAHH! WHY DON'T WE SIMPLY TUUUUUUURN BACK TIME!?}
 
>No time magic!
 
{BLAST!}
 
~Find Discord, punch him until we are flying again!~
 
>A, TWILIGHT IS WORKING ON THAT AND BETTER! B, DISCORD WOULD KICK OUR ASSES! NEXT PLAN!
 
"..."
'...'
[...]
{...}
~...Well, worse case scenario, you can shield... you know... uh.~
 
"EIGHTEEN!"
 
~Do you think I LIKE that I just said that!? I'm just saying!~
 
>Cadence...we do have to consider saving...
 
"There has to be another way! Maybe one of you can mind control Chitania and-"
 
*CRASH!*
 
>....Two, cover your ears... FUCK YOU, BITCH!
 
"Shiny!'
 
>I'm not sorry. But that plan is now a bust, since she just FLEW THROUGH THE FREAKING SHIELD!
 
[...WAIT!]
 
'We aren't goin' anywhere...'
 
[THAT'S IT!]
 
>What's it!?
 
He didn't answer, just turned and ran.
 
>Where are you going!?
 
[TO SAVE OUR PLOTS!]
 
{Okay! Have fun!]
 
>..
"..."
~..~
 
{...He's probably going to have fun...}
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