Title:           Thread 38: Stories 106-111
Author:          PrincessApplejack
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/0r0GU46e
First Edit:      Saturday 13th of September 2014 05:18:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 13th of September 2014 05:18:34 PM CDT

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NComake
"Changeling Queens"
>Momsie
'Sciderella'
[???]
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"I miss our segments."
 
"Yeah, we were fun."
 
"Never even get weird powers anymore."
 
"I liked learning about how fucked up we were!"
 
>Oh please, stop crying. I haven't gotten a bedtime story in several threads now!
 
'You? At least you get representation. I got, like, ONE flashback total.'
 
[YOU ALL WANT TO TALK ABOUT REPRESENTATION IN FRONT OF ME!? You all can go eat a dick!]
 
>Shut the fuck up, Variolus.
 
"YOU SUCK!"
 
"WORST QUEEN!"
 
"WORSE THAN SCIDERELLA, EVEN!"
 
[....]
 
'YOU MONSTER! That was my one thiiiiiinnng!'
 
*Runs off in noisy tears*
 
>See what else you did?
 
"YOU WILL NEVER NOT BE THE WORST!"
 
[...*sob*]
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NC Omake
 
>DT
"Spike"
'56'
-Gwen-
[???]
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*ANGRY EYE-TWITCH*
 
>You've all got ten seconds retroactive to this warning to let go of-
 
"Nooooo way! TBDRLIATU is also an oven! Look at how it cooks this diamond!"
 
'Hey, hey, look! Bubbles! You press this switch and pull that lever and bubbles come out! Where's Two? She's gotta see this!'
 
-Hold still, foal, I'm trying to write a letter back home. I must say that even I'm surprised your trinket comes stocked with a desk, paper, and pen.-
 
[YEEEEEEEAH AUTOMATIC GRILLED CHEESE SHOOTER!]
 
"Get those sandwiches, Bulky, get 'em good."
 
>GET OFF!
 
'Oooo, more bubbles!'
 
[WHERE APPLE JUICE BUTTON?]
 
"On this end, under the recording switch."
 
-Look at that, comes with a tripod, too. How much to make a video, young one?-
 
>...I hate you all.
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NC
>55
"13"
'12'
[32]
{29}
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>Huh... so what do you thinks in this?
 
"It's a mystery."
 
'Could be anything.'
 
>Really!? Like, there could be cake in here!?
 
[...Sure. Or pie. Or a way for you to obtain 'pie'.]
 
>AWESOME!
 
{Thou art a cruel creature.}
 
[Save the fancy talk for the actual script.]
 
{Mneh Mneh mneh...}
 
[Oh, want to be like that? Zecora and Mayor Mare... jello wrestling.]
 
{MMmmmmm... there's a nice thought.}
 
[...Uh... just, covered in that slick substance. Rubbing up against each other, getting it into all sorts of...]
 
{...hmmmhmhm...}
 
"DUDE!"
 
'HOLY CRAP PUT THAT AWAY!'
 
{What? It's just my Ipony.}
 
[MAPPLE SELL OUT!]
 
>HISSSSSSSS!
 
{...Least I don't want to stick my dick in crazy.}
 
'HEY!'
 
[...So does anyone even remember me at this point?]
 
{Of course 23! We remember you so well...}
 
[...fuck you.]
 
{Mmmm, going to need some jello first.}
 
>..I have no idea what's going on, and I am afraid...
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NC
>Dolltania
"Winona"
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>SMASH! CRUSH! DESTROY!
 
"I agree, we've been rolling around for days now... my back is starting to hurt."
 
>I'm gonna wreck it!
 
"A spa sounds lovely!"
 
>I'm a smasher, are you a smasher too?
 
"Oh no, no kibble for me. Trying to watch my weight"
 
>CRUSH!
 
"Oh stoooooop, flatterer."
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>Pinkie
~~~~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CoWplXbeUw
 
>That was one heck of a Bopping Battle! Now that it's over, the Karaoke fun can begin! We've got a great opening already and there's more to come! Colgate visits Berry Punch in the Partypooper cell. Carrot Top sings a song about bananas. My friends and I sing a song together. The Backstreet Colts do a flash performance. The Queenlings sneak a song on stage and Silver Spoon sings to a Metallica song. It's going to be CRAZY! Find out what happens next in thread 39: Amarerican Idol...and of course, dramatic fan service!
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>Applejack
"Rainbow Dash"
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"Applejack... buddy... AJ... appleass... thunderthighs-"
 
>Y'all gon' say what'cha wanna say or jus' keep on like that?"
 
"Oh, right, right, sorry... got carried away. It's just you have a lot of nicknames...."
 
>Ah know this.
 
"Course, right, so anyway, it looks like you're under a lot of stress-"
 
>Not so much stress as jus' wantin' to put my hoof through somethin' that can bleed.
 
"...Tooootally. Well, I looked into it and I got this gift, it's guaranteed to relax you!"
 
>Dash? No offense, sugarcube, but Ah don't see how a single hotcake is gonna help me none.
 
"No, see, the instructions said to just put it on your head liiiiiike... this! There, how do ya feel now?"
 
A look of gaunt confusion fell over Applejack's face as she glanced up at the piece of steaming food resting on her head.
 
>...
 
"...AJ?"
 
And on that day, Partyland suffered excessive property damage and lawsuits out the plot thanks to Dash forgetting that nothing spooks a pony more than putting a pancake on their head.
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