Title:           Thread 18: Stories 91-105
Author:          PrincessApplejack
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>42
"18"
'Twilight'
~~~~
 
>18? I need you to look over this new medical plan for... soldiers... the fuck?
 
"Oh my goooooosh! HE IS SO CUUUUUUTE!"
 
'Right? Still don't know how I convinced him to dress up as Stainbeard for Nightmare Night. Took forever to get the historically accurate pins right."
 
"You're the little parrot on his back! OH MY GOOOOOOSSHHH! EEEEEE!"
 
'Mom thought it was cute.'
 
"It so isssss! You are just adorable!"
 
>...18, how did you get a bed in here?
 
"42! My main girl! Come! We are looking at teen Shiny!"
 
'Well, I'm reminiscing, she is openly ogling him.'
 
"Can you blame me? Look at this from his guard days, UNF!"
 
'Still my big brother.'
 
"Doesn't mean you can't appreciate UNF-factor!"
 
'Kind of does.'
 
>...
 
"Come! SIT!"
 
>Only if you share that ice-cream... and those pictures.
 
"Deal!"
 
>Oh wow, is he actually-
 
'Dancing? Yes.... what? He taught me how to dance, I think it's cool.'
 
>...
"..."
 
'...What?'
 
"PFFFTHAHAHAH!"
 
>Oh my...
 
"And she found the beach pictures. Tell me, UNF, right?"
 
>...Little unfy.
 
"Try a lotta unfy!"
 
'Still my big brother.'
 
"More ogling for me!"
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>42
"18"
'42'
-~*You Know Who*~-
 
>Wow, did he...work out?'
 
"Well of course he did, how elese did he get that UNFy chest of his, right Twi?"
 
'Come on, do you really think I followed him around that much?'
 
>"Yep, Mhmm"
 
'I really wish you could stop ogling hi-'
 
[AYYYAAAYAAAIII!]
 
>Wha-?
 
~Diiiiiiid somepony say...~
 
-~*OGLING! UNF! POSE!*~-
 
'>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-'"
 
-Brother! Look upon them! Another two of the Beasts? Are you secretly aroused by the chitinous filth? By mine Flexing Pecs I refuse to allow you another Use of the Portal!-
 
~'Tis not mine fault, brother. 'Twas the call of mares in need of a Nuuuudist...BIIIIIIIITCH~
 
*My Ladies, please, I implore thee to stop screaming so, though ours number many, such audio shrillness is not one of our Kinks*
 
'>"-AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa?'"
 
>Who...the hell...? SECURITY!
 
~We, ungrateful filth, are Celestias Praetorians!~
 
-~*POSE!*~-
 
*And we are summoned by the Call of the Ogle, such is the customary fashion*
 
-But what, portend, where thou ogling afore hoof?-
 
*Hrmmm, [POWERFUL FLEX OF THE HOOVES] A photo album? And of whom-...Oh Myyyyyy*
 
[STRIDENT POSING WALKS TOWARDS THE EVIDENCE]
 
"H-h-hey! That was ours!"
 
'Leave my brother alone you...freaks!'
 
~But soft? Another Princess? Clearly our work is cut out for us Brothers~
 
*Hoho, dear Brother, leave her be, I do find this...prospective Prince to be quite the Stallion of Stature, Such a well lain form....and the Mane, my, it cannot compare to Our Solar One's, but it still strikes Bold and True*
 
-Oh brother, were thou always the purview of Lusts beyond Her Realm?-
 
"Girls...hold me...I'm scared"
 
~Very well then, Brothers, if you would rather gawk over Princes and Beasts, I will see to mine duties Bestowed upon me by the Aurora'd Mane and give mineself to the Princess....thou art a Princess? Nay?
 
'I.......nnnnnnnnno?'
 
-HA! Poor Brother mine, a lost babe with the Sense, and a poor judger of Royalty too! It makes my belly ache with good humour-
 
*Leave the Girls be, Prince or no, I found myself...Enrrrraptured by this Blue and White Guardscolt, I feel we must pay he visitation, if he is so willing*
 
>He's not single!
 
-~*Oh? Ah... Aww....*~-
 
>He's with m-...Married, he's married so there, you abdominal....ab...things!
 
-Well, if there's ever a Holy Matrimony that needs some...Oiling in it's life, I think my Brother here can certainly provide-
 
*Oh let me, I promise, nothing shall be left scarred, unless he asks of it*
 
~Oh indeed, and to rid mine sight of thou foul beasts, we shall portend to do so ImmediatelyEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee-....ting
 
-No.....Down with the horn Princess....thing! You know not what you doOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo-.....ting
 
'GET. OUT'
 
*MY dear, oh Not-princess one, I implore thee, I mean your Brother dearest no harm...I only wish to aid him in his sexual endeavouAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa-...ting
 
'NO-ONE TOUCHES SHINY EXCEPT CADANCE!'
 
>Twi? Are you oka-
 
'NO-ONE!'
 
"Hoof it!"
 
They bolt.
 
'Huff....huff...phew.....oh ponyfeathers....I'll need to get that roof fixed....'
 
NON CANON
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>Chrysalis
"18"
'42'
[Twilight]
~~~~~
 
>SHANANASLAMMA! 18! I am in need of your big brain... the fuck?
 
"UNF LEVELS REACHING CRITICAL!"
 
'O-ooooooh my.'
 
[ACK! WHY WOULD HE TAKE THESE!?]
 
"Twi, when life gives you amateur sexy stallion posing attempts, you do not question why, you simply say thank you and UNF!"
 
[STILL MY BROTHER!]
 
'Yeah... he is... he really is...'
 
[What does that even mean?]
 
'...Yes...'
 
>...Are you all seriously sitting on a bed, eating ice cream and ogling lewd pictures of Shiny?
 
"Actually, the lewd pictures were kind of hidden in a secret slip in the back, I think he just took these for fun."
 
'And Twilight cannot see through her hooves, so she is not looking.'
 
[I will look when pictures of my brother thrusting at the camera are gone!]
 
>...Girls? I'm hurt. Deeply... deeply hurt... that you did not invite me. CANNON BALLLLL!
 
"ACK!"
 
'TWILIGHT LOOK OUT!'
 
[What? Why me-OOF!]
 
>Damn! Was hoping to just slip into the middle. Damn you, my big ass! Damn you and your incomprehensible size!
 
[This is too much bug ass.]
 
>Now, let's see what we have here- HOLY SHIT!
 
"Scarf one, right? Tell me you're looking at the scarf one."
 
>No you idiot, this one!
 
'... The Nightmare Night photos?'
 
>He is so cute! Oh wow, Twi-brite, you're an adorable little parrot!
 
[Still too much bug-ass.]
 
>I'm scooching! But seriously, look at this. It's just... sooo... CUUUTE!
 
'That is... oddly unsexual of you, majesty.'
 
"Very innocent sounding."
 
>I just want to ask him to dig it up so we can roleplay him plundering THIS trunk for the booty within!
 
"Aaand, there it is.
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>Celestia
"Chrysalis"
'18'
[42]
{Twilight}
~~~~
 
>18? I need you to check whether it is legal to tar and feather someone if they piss you off. Don't ask, just... what the hell?
 
"You know, for amateur photos, these are pretty well done. Nice lighting, good angles..."
 
'Definitely get a strong sense of mood with them, yes.'
 
[And the energy within them is positively popping!]
 
{All of the justifications in the world aren't going to make this less stomach churning for me.}
 
>Oooo! Are we looking at Shiny's sexy pose attempts? I loved those!
 
{And now I have died a little inside. That part of me is dead, and it is not coming back. Here lies a piece of Twilight's soul, it will be missed.}
 
>Scoooch scoooch! Oooh, I remember this one. He was so proud of it, you know, said "I think Cadence is going to go wild! Oh, but he never got up the courage to actually give it to her.
 
[Why not?]
 
>Weeellll, Cadence has always been a bit... vanilla, let's say.
 
"HAH! Putting it mildly!"
 
>So he was worried this would make it seem like he only cared about the sex and looking 'good.' He was a nervous one when it came to her, really.
 
{...that is SOOO CUUUUTE!}
 
'Isn't it? This big strong stallion working for the royal guard, and he fumbles at the thought of a pretty mare. So... romantic...'
 
>You can actually see his poor mind going crazy right here. Look at that look in his eyes, you can practically hear "Ooooh, I hope she likes it!"
 
"...This actually makes it more UNF worthy to me."
 
'Me too.'
 
[...Me too.]
 
{And now the sweet little images are tainted. Record time, ladies!}
 
>Oh ho! If you find THAT secretly sexy, you are going to go wild when I tell you about THESE!
 
{Oh good, more hidden pictures, because my brain was not bleeding bad enough from do not want as it was.}
 
>Now this one right here-
 
"Tia? Gonna... gonna need a second..."
 
'Gotta... soak that in first, and then you can explain.'
 
[....u-....unf....]
 
"Unf. In. Deed."
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>AJ
"77"
 
>Okay, explain this to me.
 
AJ slides a piece of paper requesting a 'Leave of Absence' across her desk.
 
"Well, your majesty, a leave of absence is-"
 
>No no, sugarcube, I mean why.
 
"Ah, well, my responsibilities have expanded to a great many more than I had previously. Between my newfound supervising of my siblings, my A-Team obligations, and certain...other less orthodox obligations with Cheerilee, I do not think I can adequately train the guard for the time being."
 
>Are ya sure? You were doin' good work.
 
"I understand, but I think it would be better for everyone involved if the guard were allowed to come down from their current sentiments without the pressure of a changeling giving them orders."
 
>Wait have they-
 
"No no, nothing to my face, which I'm kind of disappointed in, holding back misgivings does nothing to correct their source."
 
>If that's the problem, ah could talk to 'em.
 
"No no, believe me, sometimes it is silence that provides the best council. They will come around in time, I expect, and if not I can only hope they remember my lessons and not the species of the giver."
 
>Well, thanks for yer work, 77, hope you'll be back soon.
 
"Thank you, Princess...may I ask a question?"
 
>Yeah?
 
"There have been times when a sibling has...tried your patience, correct?"
 
>You've got no idea.
 
"Have they ever done something that...went so much against who you know they were that well, you've considered giving up on them?"
 
>Yer talkin' about 32, ahm guessin'?
 
"Yes..."
 
>Me'n my brother'n sister never went that far, ahm afraid, sugarcube.
 
"I see, thank you for your time, Princess."
 
77 gets up.
 
>77.
 
"Yes?"
 
>I know yer brother's about as loony as a half starved rattlesnake but...sometimes that's when yer family needs ya the most, when they're at their worst.
 
77 looks down, considering.
 
"...thank you, I'll remember that."
 
77 leaves.
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>Cadence
"Celestia"
'Chrysalis'
[18]
{42}
~Twilight~
~~~~~~
 
>Hello? I've noticed everything in the castle has strangely gone quiet, and I am afraid... what the bubblegum?
 
"Cadence! Come! We are discussing your husband and his sexy photos."
 
>...
 
'...It's EXACTLY what it sounds like.'
 
[We're rating it on UNF factor.]
 
{Well, 18 and Chrysalis are, Celestia is rating it based on nostalgia and Twilight is trying to astrally project out of the room.}
 
~THEY JUST WON'T STOP!~
 
>....Y-you guys...
 
'Uh, you okay Caddy?'
 
[Think we went too far?]
 
"She does look like she's about to cry."
 
{Cadence? What's the matter?}
 
>Y-you guys... DIDN'T INVITE ME TO THE SLEEPOVER!? YOU! MONSTERS!
 
"...It's not a sleepover yet, it's still daylight out."
 
>Oh! So I didn't miss it! YAY!
 
In a flash of pink and glitter, the pink Alicorn was in pajamas an even brighter and more garish shade of pink than herself.
 
>EEEE! Oh! I remember these! Shiny tried to burn them after I found them hidden under sixteen feet of concrete and within a padlocked safe. He is such a bad hider!
 
~Braiding my hair is not necessary.~
 
>So anyway, I'm like, "why didn't you want to show me these?" and he's like "this is a shame unto my soul and they burn with every second in my presence." SUCH a drama queen!
 
"He can be sometimes, can't he? Not as much as the actual Drama Queen in the room, of course?"
 
'Hey! I am a bundle of fun and exciting times, I am NOT a drama Queen!'
 
[Well, you do have drama in your life.]
 
{And you are a Queen.}
 
~Technically...~
 
'PLPLPLPLPLP!'
 
>OH! That reminds me! You guys didn't find the new ones!
 
"New ones?"
 
[UNF interest, PEAKED!]
 
>Oh yeah! I was like "prove to me you're not embarrassed by these!" and he was like "I absolutely am, put down the camera." Buuuuuut eventually the wibble-lip got to him, and THIS happened!
 
'UNF!'
 
[SO UNF!]
 
{...Not even hiding it, UNF!}
 
"Hah, gotta give that one an unf!"
 
~BROTHER! HE'S! MY! BROTHER!...Stop braiding my hair!~
 
{Cadence needs her grip so she can flip through photos.}
 
'Look at that face, is he drunk?'
 
>Liquid courage, he called it.
 
"More like liquid persuasion."
 
>Guiiiillltttyyyyy!
 
'The production value is amazing!'
 
>Right? Shiny wanted to get into movies once, buuuuut stuff got in the way.
 
~...~
 
"Twiliiiiight? Something you want to share?"
 
~...I may have... 'starred' in several of his early attempts, yes. Attempts mostly centered around me being a science fiction action hero with a laser canon for a horn. It also may have been so, so very fun.~
 
'HAH! We have GOT to find those tapes someday!'
 
>We do!
 
~NO! PLEASE DEAR CELESTIA NO!~
 
"Hm?"
 
~Er, meant you in the expletive sense, not the... not the you...~
 
>Is this a bad time to mention I have those in my room? Shiny keeps them, he watches them sometimes.
 
~...NO!~
 
[TOO LATE!]
 
'HOLD HER DOWN!'
 
~42! CADENCE! BETRAYERS! BETRAYYYYYEEEELLLLL!~
 
"Got them!"
 
'Pop them in, hurry!'
 
~NOOOOOOOOOOOO!~
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>29
"MM"
'Trixie'
[Zecora]
~Discord~
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>Absolutely not.
 
"Aww, come on niney! It can't be that bad."
 
'Indeed! Stop your crying and finish up whatever inane task is set before you, so that we may finish this and go home! Trixie has things to do!'
 
[Unless you refer to stuffing your face with pie, I am fairly certain that is a lie.]
 
'Pie time is important!'
 
>She wants me to HOOF WRESTLE A BEAR!
 
"...So? Hoof wrestle the bear."
 
'Seriously, what's the holdup.'
 
>Where are we even going to get a-
 
~~~~~~
 
~So, that will be four hundred bits for Harry's time, another forty for the use of the table, another sixty to have the medic on standby, and you have to sign this release form here, here and here... and also here... and the date.~
 
>HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
 
"Can't you just, like, snap your fingers and make it rain gold? Why do you need money?"
 
~Oh my, a politician that doesn't understand how economics work, what a surprise!~
 
'OHHHHHHH!'
 
[It is not in school where you have learned, but my dear I do believe you have been BURNED!]
 
>Let's just get this over with....
 
"I really don't know what you think is going to happen."
 
>What I imaging to happen is my poor arm shall be ripped from it's sockets and shattering upon the wall, chitin acting akin to fine china as it-
 
*CRASH!*
 
>...
 
'...Did- did you just chuck that bear through a wall?'
 
>...Ah. I forgot, the child hovering over my shoulder, no doubt feeding me extreme amounts of love... well is that satisfactory-
 
*FLASH!*
 
>MY EYES!
 
'HAH! Didn't get me this time!'
 
"...Uh..."
 
[Uh oh...]
 
>I CAN'T SEE!
 
~Oh... that's fortunate.~
 
>What? Why?... Hello? Is anyone there? I heard running, are you racing off to get help? Finding me some cure for my ailment? Hello?... okay, light is slowly diminishing.. I think I can-Fluttershy! Hi! How are you?
 
...
 
>...Uh.. this isn't what it looks li-NOTINTHEFACE!
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>TS
‘Twilight Velvet’
-Nightlight-
=Spike=
~~~
The film is in deliberate monochrome in a very pulp science laboratory when the title screen appears
 
DOCTOR TWIENCE AND THE RETURN OF THE REVENGE OF DOCTOR DRACONITE
 
‘Dr. Twience! Neutonium and I have the test results back on that magical isotope you discovered!’
 
>The results?
 
-It’s volatile, extremely so, so must it possessed not a half-life but… A QUARTER-LIFE!-
 
Scare chord!
 
Suddenly, explosions!
 
Enter Spike in a high collar, mad scientist’s outfit
 
>Dr. Draconite! I thought you had perished in that explosion!
 
=Ahahahahah! All you destroyed was one of my Dracobot duplicates, Dr. Twience! Laughable how easily it fooled you! Ahahaha!=
 
-What do you want! This is the SpaceFuture Canterlot University labs, we have nothing that could interest you!-
 
=But you do! Your newly discovered isotop will be perfect for my new Arcanodynamic Balefire Bomb!=
 
‘You’re mad! A balefire bomb made with such an isotope would destroy all of Equestria!’
 
>And ruin the climate for mammals, but…
 
=That’s right! From the ashes of SpaceFuture Equestria, I shall build a Empire of Dragons! Also, while we’ve been talking I’ve had my Dracobots steal the isotope.=
 
The group notices a bunch of cardboard box and tin can robots running off while another half stay to fight
 
-Oh, no!-
 
>Looks like it’s time for… TWIENCE!
 
Twilight casts off her labcoat revealing… another lab coat, very similar to what Spike is wearing
 
An intense fight scene ensues in which Twilight battles the crude ‘robots’ with cunning, wits, and lots and lots of horn lasers
 
Ultimately, she triumphs and regains the isotope
 
>What now, Draconite! Your army has been defeated and so have you!
 
=So you think, but while we battled, I had a back up plan, I always do!=
 
Twilight turns to see robots flying off with her ‘lab assistants’
 
-Dr. Twience, help us!-
 
>Neutonium! Positron! Nooooo!
 
=That’s right! With them captured and your notes stolen, I shall make my own quarter-life isotopes by the dozen! Also, I am another dracobot and will self-destruct in t-minus 10… 9…=
 
>CURSE YOU DRACONITE!
 
=2… 1…=
 
A model lab is then shown being blown up
 
‘Dr. Twience! Noooooooooo!’
 
The scene changes to later with Twilight’s mother and father tied up for interrogation in Dr. Draconite’s stronghold, a volcano base ON THE MOON!
 
=It’s useless to resist, your precious Dr. Twience is dead!=
 
-Nothing you do can make us talk, Dr. Draconite!-
 
=Oh, but I know something that shall… BRING ME THE BORE WORMS!=
 
A robot steps forward and holds up… A set of fairly normal looking earthworms
 
=These bore worms are very slimey, and when they go into your brain through your ear, they will wrap around it and make you go craaaaaazy!=
 
‘No!’
 
-You fiend!-
 
Suddenly explosions!
 
Enter a roughed up looking Twilight
 
‘-Dr. Twience!-’
 
=No! Impossible!=
 
>Nothing is impossible with the aid of lasers and TWIENCE!
 
Another fierce battle ensues in it, Twilight’s mom and dad are freed and Dr. Draconite and his army is ultimately crushed
 
>Dr. Draconite, why must we fight! You are brilliant no doubt, you could use your mind for good!
 
=Good? What is good, Dr. Twience? I am a dragon, one raised in a lab by ponies who wished to know more about my kind. I am an outcase from both worlds though! There is nothing for me in your Equestria as there is nothing for ponies in my Empire. Even if Celestia herself accepted me, she cannot change the hearts of her subjects, who for so long saw me as nothing more than an experiment.=
 
>Dr. Draconite…
 
Base Self-Destruct Sequence activated!
 
‘We have to leave!’
 
>You two have already been saved, but who will save Dr. Draconite?
 
=Myself, of course, I have a backup plan, I always do!=
 
The ‘injured’ Spike throw himself into a lava pit as it erupts and Twilight is ‘forced to flee’
 
The trio escape as the base explodes
 
-do you really think that’s the last of him?-
 
>No, he always does have a plan… I just hope someday, he can plan for a better future for everyone…
 
THE END!
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>Chrysalis
"Celestia"
'18'
[42]
~Cadence~
{Twilight}
~~~
 
>HAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 
"Your mother was actually really good at that."
 
'I thought it was cute! Really spoke to me, artistically!'
 
[...I liked the fights.]
 
~Shiny had a thing for choreography.~
 
"Special effects could use some work."
 
~He was on a budget.~
 
{KILL MEEEEE!}
 
~No.~
 
"Ohhhh, Twilight, don't be like that! We've all done things that are silly from time to time."
 
>-AHAHAHAHAHA-
 
'Spike could have used some work on his lines, though. An actor, he is not.'
 
~He wanted to be the director, but Shiny said no. This may or may not have been a rebellion of some kind.~
 
[You picked the names, didn't you?]
 
~My input was vital into the creation of this, yes. I was a key player in the script writing phase.~
 
>-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.....ANOTHER!
 
~NO DEAR SWEET SCIENCE NO!~
 
"Another it is!"
 
~BETRAYAL!~
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>Chrysalis
"Celestia"
'18'
[42]
~Cadence~
{Twilight}
~~~
 
>HAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 
"Your mother was actually really good at that."
 
'I thought it was cute! Really spoke to me, artistically!'
 
[...I liked the fights.]
 
~Shiny had a thing for choreography.~
 
"Special effects could use some work."
 
~He was on a budget.~
 
{KILL MEEEEE!}
 
~No.~
 
"Ohhhh, Twilight, don't be like that! We've all done things that are silly from time to time."
 
>-AHAHAHAHAHA-
 
'Spike could have used some work on his lines, though. An actor, he is not.'
 
~He wanted to be the director, but Shiny said no. This may or may not have been a rebellion of some kind.~
 
[You picked the names, didn't you?]
 
~My input was vital into the creation of this, yes. I was a key player in the script writing phase.~
 
>-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.....ANOTHER!
 
{NO DEAR SWEET SCIENCE NO!}
 
"Another it is!"
 
{BETRAYAL!}
 
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>Chrysalis
"Celestia"
'18'
~Cadence~
[42]
{Twilight}
- 2 -
~~~
 
>HAH! This is gold, I want you to know.
 
{This is the worst. The worst. Every moment is agony.}
 
"You can be dramatic all you like, but refrain from devouring the birthday cake ice cream, that's a line, Twilight, I line that as your once beloved teacher I must ask you not to cross."
 
'Says the mare who won't share the tub of cookie dough.'
 
~Says the mare who won't share cookies and cream.~
 
[Says the mare who stole my strawberry.]
 
{Says the mare who WON'T LET ME ESCAPE THIS HORROR!}
 
>It's for me, she is doing that for me and I love her for it. Your reaction is fantastic. Say, any more gladiator ones?
 
'Oh yes, I liked those ones!'
 
[Me too, they were really well shot.]
 
"Right, sure. You totally weren't staring at Shiny all dirtied up and sweating."
 
{STILL! MY! BROOOOTTTTHHHHHEEEERRR!}
 
[That too, but-I MEAN NO! I just like the storylines!... And Cadence looks nice in the dresses.]
 
~Thank you! Twilight made sure they were accurate. Lots of studying.~
 
[Time well spent.]
 
>Damn I love looking at that, I just want him to grab his spear aaaaaaa...eerrrr....
 
~...What? Go ahead, say it.~
 
>Er, Caddy?
 
~No no, please, go ahead, say how you want Shiny to 'Spear' you while gesturing towards your backside. Say you want him to make you all 'dirty', and that you want him to get 'muddy' while making obscene gestures. Go ahead. I've heard it all, why stop now!? Say you want to lose a wrestling match, get 'pinned' and 'tap out', why not? Go ahead, say it. SAY IT!~
 
>Caddy, seriously-
 
~Go ahead! Say it! SAY IT! SAY YOU WANT TO FU-~
 
*WHUMP!*
 
~...Why.~
 
"Because Two is trying to get your attention."
 
~...~
 
>"'[{...}]"'
 
~...Hiiiiii honey!~
 
-Shiny wanted me ta' see where ya' all were, he was worried ya' were plottin' somethin'.-
 
~No no no! We're having a sleepover! And you're invited!~
 
-GAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP! REALLY!?-
 
~Yep yep yep! Go get your pajamas! We're watching Auntie Twilight's old movies!~
 
-OMIGOSHOMIGOSHEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee.....-
 
'...Smooth as gravel, Caddy.'
 
~Eat me.~
 
>Well she can't NOW! No way can she finish up before Two gets back, and ice creme only goes so far in explaining the stains!
 
~...We holding that in, weren't you?~
 
>Like the breath of air at the bottom of the sea. Twilight! Pick the next one! Your niece will be here soon, and we must entertain.
 
{Hate.}
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>Sombra
"2"
----
 
".....eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"*WHA-BAM*
 
>Impressive, were i tangible that door would have broken quite a few of my bones.
 
*WHOOSH THU-THUNK SLAM MORE WHOOSHING*
 
>Child, i am almost afraid to ask, but what in equestria has you so excited.
 
*INHALE*
 
"NOT-MOM SUNNY CADDY2 CADDY LADY-WITH-THE-FUNNY-HELMET AND TWILY AREHAVINGASLEEPOVERANDIGOTINVITEDIJUSTNEEDTOFINDMYJAMMIESDOYOUKNOWWHERETHEYARESOMBY?"
 
>Your sleeping garments? They are hanging on the window-
 
*WHOOSH*
 
"THANKSSomb..."
 
>sill. to dry.
 
*Sigh*
 
>Foals, Always in a hurry.
 
>....Did she say a Sleepover? I always did wonder what happened during a 'sleepover', the special term for it implied something more eventful than simply sleeping in a group.
 
>Perhaps i should make use of their inability to kick me out like the mares of my younger days were always prone to, "No colts allowed" my smoking ass.
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>Chrysalis
"Celestia"
'18'
~Cadence~
[42]
{Twilight}
-Spike-
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-Hey, 18. I got those forms you. What's going on here?-
 
>It's a sleepover, lizard brains and we're watching some old home movies, Shiny made.
 
{Spike... Please... Kill me.}
 
Spike happily plops on top of Twilight who coughs, he's getting too big for that
 
-Hey, these were masterpieces, even if Shining never let me do much more than bit roles and camera work.-
 
'I think your lines could have used some work.'
 
-I was getting kind of tired of being casted as villains to be honest. That's only fun when you're older, as a kid and being a different species, did a number on my self-esteem-
 
{... I'm sorry, I didn-}
 
-Nothing to apologize for, so which one's this?-
 
"The one Twilight directed with her as the star: her and Shiny's attempt at Daring Do and the Sapphire Stone"
 
{Seriously, Spike, your claws, my throat, and a slash}
 
-Hah! This one's a classic!
 
[I'm amazed Twilight could maneuver like that to simulate Daring Do so well.]
 
-You wanna know the most impressive part? Those fake wings were seven pounds each. We had to buy some cheap stuff that was heavy as hell.-
 
~And the heat was awful that day! It was humid and ninety degrees!~
 
-Shining nearly passed out from heat stroke in that Ahuizolt costume. Cadence and I spent a half hour getting water into and onto the guy after this scene-
 
"And such a well made costume..."
 
~Twilight's mom made it.~
 
>I can't say I'm crazy about this with Shining all covered up in that damn suit.
 
-Yep, and we lost the tape with all the outtakes with the wardrobe malfunction where the ass fell off right in front of the camera-
 
>DAMMIT!
 
{Hate you so much right now..}
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>Chrysalis
"Celestia"
'18'
~Cadence~
[42]
{Twilight}
-2-
~~~
 
-CADDYGOTJAMMIESANN'EMHERESOCANNIBEINTHA'SLEEPOVERNOWHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!?-
 
~Calm down! Of course you can, sweetie!~
 
-YAAAAAY!-
 
>For the love of all that is good on this earth, don't let her get into the ice cre- well... there is no god. That synched it.
 
"I wish."
 
~Oh, you drama queen. It's not like she'll go down if she doesn't want to anyway. She literally just has to go stand next to Shiny for, maximum, five seconds and she's charged up again.~
 
{Wish I could do that.}
 
>Well, maybe that's how we'll knock her out, just move her next to you for a couple minutes and let all of your negativity just sap it right out. Saaaaap... saaaaaap...
 
"Behave you two."
 
-What'd I do!?-
 
"No comma, little one, and no capitalization."
 
-Ohhhh! Cause ya' capitalize a name, right?-
 
~Very good!~
 
'Wow, she really is smarter than Chrysalis.'
 
>Sassy bi-... er, sassy... jerk...
 
'Ouch, I felt that one.'
 
>Oh, you will, you will... ANOTHER!
 
{Haven't we watched enough of my embarrassing past!?}
 
>Not even remotely.
 
{You know, for someone who hides EVERYTHING about herself, you sure seem a bit hypocritical right now you JERK!}
 
The air went a little still after that.
 
~...Okay, little tense in the room.~
 
'Oh great, and it was going so well too.'
 
[Darn.]
 
"Chrysalis, Twilight, really."
 
But, surprisingly, Chrysalis was not glaring at her. She had no malice, not snide comment, just looked... thoughtful.
 
>Eh, now's a good time for stories anyway. Ghost stories!
 
"...Really?"
 
{Chrysalis-}
 
>Shut your trap, you'll like this one.
 
With a burst of green magic, all the lights went out in the room. All save a tiny little green flame flickering before her face.
 
>This is the tale of... um... er...
 
"...Who?"
 
>...Larvel...esta... Larvelesta! This is the tale of Larvelesta, and the Haunted Ship!
 
-Was she a Changeling too?-
 
>Yes.
 
"Too?"
 
>Don't ask.
 
-Shiny say's Ah'm not s'posed ta' tell.-
 
{Pfft. What a surprise.}
 
>Shut up, this is for you anyway.
 
{...What?}
 
>Anyway, Aun-, er Larvelesta was a cunning little thing. She was seen as the "early bloomer" of her hive, become a Queen at a very young age, but she was quite skilled in infiltration. She liked to look very... young for those missions, especially when going after older targets.
 
-Why?-
 
>...To play with kids her age, who naturally hung around older ponies because grandparents and what have you, and make them all happy because little kids have love and she likes love.
 
'Smooth.'
 
>Shut up. Anyway, Larvelesta was seeking her next target, when she came across... a boat in the water. Not just any boat, a massive, MASSIVE ship! Not only that, but it was battered, damaged, looking to be as if it were in a war. But there was none on board, at least none she could see. Curious as she was, she told her infiltrators to go on board, and look for any signs of things they could steal.
 
"Noble."
 
>And they called back, "there's something here!" But then... they went silent.
 
'So, they turned and ran the other way because anything else is crazy?'
 
>No, she simply took more of her hive, and she sent them out again.
 
'This mare is related to you, isn't she?'
 
>Again they cried, "There's something here!" and went silent. Larvelesta sent them again and again, every time the same result. No cries of pain, no screams of agony or death, just elated, happy cheers, "there's something here!" and then quiet. They always sounded so cheery, so elated... and then nothing.
 
[Because obviously there is something evil on that boat.]
 
>Larvelesta grew paranoid. Was there something there at all? Had they found something so amazing, so fantastic, and kept it to themselves? It certainly seemed like it! So she sent every last member of her hive, and told them that if a ONE tried to betray her, they would all pay, sure they would police themselves, and she would not have to worry. They all went on board, went below deck, and....
 
-...AND!?-
 
>...There's something here! All at once, they cried! And then... it was silent again. Now she was sure of it, they were betraying her! They were taking the amazing thing from her! So she rushed on board, walking atop the decrepit wood without any care. As if the mist had come alive, she felt it pull her, trying to keep her from going any further, but she brushed it off. The black mist surrounded her, but she dispelled it with a single burst. She ran below deck, and do you know what she saw?
 
'...W-what?'
 
>A. Single. Chest. One little chest in the middle of the room. Nothing besides, not a single piece of furniture, or Changeling, or pony.
 
~Oh dear.~
 
>She was furious! There must have been more treasure, and they had stolen all of it! All that was left was one little chest! One tiny thing no bigger than herself! But still... she walked towards it... maybe there was something inside? Maybe... maybe...
 
{W-what... what was it?}
 
>She opened the chest wide, and... it was coins. Not just any coins, but coins made of gems! They had to be worth a fortune! She reached forward, and then she heard it... "Don't."
 
"...And what did she do?"
 
>Grabbed it anyway.
 
'IDIOT!'
 
{So, what, she died?}
 
>Oh no, no no no, Twilight, don't be silly. That curse was surely a myth! Why, if not, how could I have gotten... this?
 
She held up a glittering coin, just like she mentioned... just like in the story...
 
>Oh my...
 
~...W-what?~
 
>There's something here.
 
"...Wha-"
 
*GRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
 
{[-~'"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"'~-]}
 
'SCREWYOUSCREWYOUSCREWYOU!'
 
[DAMN IT SOMBRA!]
 
*The look on your faces... priceless..*
 
>HAH! HOOFBU- oh, right... Awesome job, buddy!
 
"Okay... that was pretty good."
 
-I ALMOST WENT THROUGH THA' CEILIN'!-
 
~...Me too.~
 
[...Me too...]
 
>Ahhh, it's just a story you putzs! Really! That ending was so made up!
 
She looked right at Twilight at that moment, and gave her a look.
 
>Larvelesta is such a silly name. Sounds like a half-bred cousin to Auntie Larvesta.
 
Slowly, very slowly... Twilight smiled.
 
{Yeah... guess that would be silly.}
 
>Alright, who's next?...CELLY! SCARE ME! I COMMAND IT!
 
The smirk was subtle as her eyes flickered between the two, but it was there.
 
"If you insist..."
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>Twilight
"Applejack"
'Luna'
~~~
"So what's this fancy new invention ya'll gotta show us Twiligh'?"
 
>It's amazing, I have created a device that can harness power FROM THE SUN ITSELF!
 
"That's incredible!"
 
'Oh, so the sun can power, but the moon cannot?'
 
>Huh? Well, the sun generates its own power, the moon just refl-
 
'We understand what thou means! Well we shall not be insulted like this. Thou can rectally fornicate with Shining Armor's horn, Twilight Sparkle!'
 
>...
 
"... So... how soon can ya'll git these mass produced?"
 
>as soon as I get the mental image of Shiny's horn in my ass out of my head.
 
NON CANON
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