Title: Thread 100: Stories 16-30 Author: PrincessApplejack Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/UpTrbbtj First Edit: Thursday 22nd of September 2016 09:47:17 PM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 22nd of September 2016 09:47:17 PM CDT _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >DT "Past DT" ~~~~   >...   ".....Aboooout... just after hearth warming?"   >It bothers me so much you can tell how much time has past by how many addons Sexy has.   "You could tell what day I came from in the past by how many he has."   >Touche.   "We know ourselves. For we are DT."   >...   "...Make out while they watch?"   >FUCK YES   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >Celestia "Past Celestia" ~~~   "...Update me."   >Shiny and me almost died and I got a new... interest.   "..."   >Drowning is fun.   "Ah... you know, if I didn't think we'd burn the planet down-"   >Yeah, me too. Just... ALL over that.   "Unf."   >We are sexy.   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' [Luna] ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and folks chill! Now for our main question...What do you mean I have too much smut!?!   [It means I've been fighting your porn collection that have come to life...which was quite extensive.]   >Wait all of it? Oooooh...that's a lot to fight.   [That's an understatement. A vagina whale? Really?]   >And sperm whales too!   [Oh yes...we are aware of them. We are not only going to have to bathe here, but when we wake up too.]   >Did you...happen to save any of my porn?   [...Funny you should mention that...I did.] Luna levitates the head of a Pinkie sexdoll. [It was comforting to have around...so that I can do this.] Hits Pinkie in the head with it.   >OW...I might have deserved that.   'You keep a sexdoll of yourself?'   >Yeah, in case I was in the mood for selfcest or assisted self-masterbation.   '...hmm.'   "You look sticky, Auntie Luna. What's with the white sploshes?"   [First of all, I'm not your aunt. Second of all, figure it out.]   "...there was a glue monster?"   [...you know what? Let's go with that. That's how I'm going to remember it.]   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >Chrysalis "Past Chrysalis" ~~~   "Soooo, unchanged?"   >Erm...   "Totally unchanged, right? No difference whatsoever between nightmare night and now?"   >Ahhhh...   "Except for getting the Shiny D. I got the Shiny D by now, right?"   >Uhhhhh...   "Yeah, I probably got the Shiny D... and no other changes at all since then!"   >...   "Did anything interesting happen this night? Interesting and SEXY perhaps?"   >...   "...What?"   >Buckle up.   "OH MYYYYY~!"   >Sadly, no... not for that.   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >29 "P29" ~~~~   >....   "...STILL not yet!?"   >...n-no...   "Fuck this."   BLAM!   >OH SHIIII   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >42 "Past 42" ~~~   "Hrmph. I assume nothing major has occurred with us, as unlike those others we are stable and thus needing no personal change or growth. At best, I assume myself and you by extension have become slightly more efficient at battle?"   >...Well you're half right.   "Ah. A pity, I hoped for some improvement in our fighting prowess, but I admit we are already quite the pinnacle fighting powers."   >...   "What?"   >Cadence's tight pink bottom.   "...SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN!"   POW!   >Oh sweet hivemind, is that what I looked like!? No wonder I didn't fool anybody!   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   "Past Spike" >Spike   "AJ's turned into a Princess? THAT'S GREAT! I can help her out and Twilight at the same time, oooh, maybe we can even all work together to b some... super Princess Duo... and me!"   >...Wow   "Well, i would prefer if Rarity became a Princess herself... she'd be great! And all those jewels and gema to go alongside those, delicious!"   >...Huh, I guess it did seem cool   "...Well.... How did things turn out for you-... woah what is that"   >...A gun   "...Why do you have a.... gun?"   >...Reeeeeeeeally poor life choices   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >18 "Past 18" ~~~   "...Not yet?"   >HE KISSED MEEEEEE!   "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"   >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!   >"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________   >2 "Past 2" ~~~   >....   "Still awesome?"   >Mah house got punched by a big monster but it's all better now.   "Neat!"   >And I gots a new friend!   "GASP!"   >Misses Spitfire hangs around now!   "AH DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS BUT I LIKE IT!"   >YEAH WE DO!   "MARCHMALLEY BUMP!"   *BUMP!*   "...So is she in Shiny and Caddy's hatums?"   >She doesn't wear a hat, but Mommy said she could borrow hers if she wanted to.   "That makes sense- WAIT A MINUTE!"   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >Sunset "Past Sunset" ~~~   "....I have SEVERAL questions-"   >GET BACK THROUGH THE PORTAL GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK YOU DON'T WANT IT YOU DON'T NEED IT IT'S NOT WORTH IT GO BACK GO BACK GOBACKGOBACKGOBACKGOBACKGOBAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!   "...I get the feeling me coming home was a mistake...."   >KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >Past Acty "Current Acty" ~~~~   >Soooo... does my life pick up at any point?   "Well, I get a new job, but it's under a changeling."   >Really?   "Ugh. Don't get me wrong, I'm appreciative, it's just... all day he's riding me, he just never lets up."   >Shiiiittt...   "I walk home every day with numb legs, a head that won't stop hurting and the sound of his voice ringing in my brain. He's so demanding, and my ass has never hurt more!"   >O-oh... crap...   "Right? That's not even the worst of it. The worst of it is that JJ has to watch."   >Oh no! Not that! Anything but that!   "Yeah, he won't leave, so he just gets to watch the boss ride me like a mule every single day. It's really heartbreaking for him, I know, but it's not like I can leave. It's... it's just something I have to put up with."   >Fuck... oh fuck... to think I fell so far...   "Yeah..."   >...A desk job? Really? ME!?   "I KNOWWW!"   >I can't think of any job more demeaning than a desk job under the heel some jerk! This is by far the worst possible job I could have taken just to get off the streets. I'd rather do anything else, ANYTHING, than this, I don't care how gross it was!   "I know, I know... but hey, at least our hair looks good."   >Oh... okay then. That's not so bad.   "Yep. One thing this job has going for me, my hair is getting all sorts of stuff in it."   >Awesome! Maybe it's not so bad after all...   "...I get facials too."   >Sold!     _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >Previous 77 "77" ~~~~   >Ahhh, this again. Past or future?   "Future."   >I see. Anything big happen? Nightmare night is fun, but it's been rather boring around here.   "...."   >...So, that's what it looks like when we smile.   "...'   >I don't like it.   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >Chrysalis "Past Chrysalis" ~~~   >Ahhhh, my past self, I take it?   "How do you know I'm not the future you?"   >You do not have the air of total victory about you as I do.   "Ohhh, I suppose you are right. My last recollection is nightmare Night. Tell me, my self to be, how is our plan progressing?"   >Soon... soon we shall have more than we ever dreamed. More than just survival.   "Oh? To what extent?"   >Queens.   "Ohhhh?"   >Under our command.   "Ohhhh~"   >And the magic of the Titan.   "Oooooohhhhhhh!"   >The secrets of the hivemind.   "OHHHH~"   >And... we've totally kissed Shiny twice.   "NNNGH!"   >That good?   "Oh... Ohhhh wow, I need a cigarette."   >Ohhh yes.   "..."   >...But chapter seven of Knight of the Hive isn't out yet.   "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS NOT A FUTURE I WANT TO LIVE INNNNNNNNNNNNN!"   >...i know...   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >Past Cadence "Cadence" ~~~   >Oh! Neat! Me!... What's going on in the future?   "I kissed a changeling yesterday."   >...   "..."   >...   "...I liked it."   >............SHINYYYYYYYYYY! GET YOUR SISTER! WE NEED TO DO A TIMEY WHIMEY THING!   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________    >Pinkie "Past Pinkie" ~~~~   >Nothing much different, actually.   "SERIOUSLY!?"   >Yeah, we don't do a whole lot.   "OH COME ON!"   >I know. I mean, we're friends with Chrysalis now, but other than that ehhhhhh?   "...I don't even get another Partyland?"   >I'd drop that, nobody wants to do that one again.   "Awwwww. But it can be so fun!"   >Bad memories, what can I say?   "But flying party islands!"   >Flying party islands, yeah.... sorry.   "RATS!"   >...Our NC talkshow is great, though.   "Oh?"   >Yep! Lots of cool adventures and such!... Gets kinda weird sometimes though.   "Oh well... as long as I'm doing something... sooo, speaking of NC-"   >Yeah, did that a LOT more.   "...I don't mind."   >Weirdly? Me neither. Huh.   _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________