Title:           (Clop) Plastic Pony Parts Spin-Off (200th Thread!)
Author:          Pony_Azathoth
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First Edit:      Tuesday 5th of June 2012 04:52:50 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 5th of June 2012 04:52:50 PM CDT

>One day, Toy-Fucker Anon got made fucking drunk
>He was out with friends, got crunk, and had to get somebody else to drive him home
>At least he was responsible while destroying his liver
 
>He waddles inside, everything still blurry and fuzzy
>Everything is much funnier than it should be
>He walked into his room and saw his computer was still on
>He somehow managed to navigate to his secret web-page
>For some reason, the articles and deals he saw were the funniest things in the whole world
>His memory gets a little fuzzy after that
 
>The next day, he wakes up to a knocking at the door
>Oh shit, he overslept
>He looked over to his clock, it was noon
>But he didn't have to work today?
>He got up and limped to the door
>It was that weird delivery man!
 
>Anon opens the door and blinks at the guy
"Oh wow, you look a little bad today." The delivery guy says
>Anon just grunts and reaches for the package that he didn't remember ordering
"Sign here, please."
>He does
>The delivery man giggles as he hands over the package
"A strange order. Try not to hurt yourself."
>Anon looked up, confused at the man
>But he was already walking away
>Darn
 
>Anon took the box inside and checked it out
>Inside was a literal pile of fleshlights and such
>He didn't really look at them, he was just in shock
"Did I really buy all of these last night?"
 
>Anonymous digs down into the box
>He sees Pony buttholes, vaginas, mouths, just a literal clusterfuck of stuff in there.
>He also sees a strange packet within, it only had 1 simple instruction on it
*Open packet before use of toys*
>He wondered what it was, and like a kid on Christmas, ripped it open.
>As soon as it opened, a strange red dust seemed to come out
>He was surprised, and then sniffed the air, smelling something a little like strong cinnamon
>He shrugged his shoulders, wondering what the hell that was for
>Suddenly, he felt different
>He felt really... male. In a sexual way.
>His boner jumped up so fast his balls got whiplash
>HARD AS DIAMONDS
>He grabbed the first fleshlight he found in the box
>It was an off-green, and looked more wrinkly than the average mare vagina.
>He grit his teeth and made the scariest rape face in the world
>It's not like he gave any fucks
 
>Granny Smith sat in her rocking chair, napping as usual
>She was awoken to the smell of cooking
>Dinner would be ready soon, Applejack was cooking today
"Granny Smith! Dinner is ready!"
"Ok Applejack! I'm a-comin!"
>Granny Smith hopped out of her chair as usual
>She walked down the hall to the kitchen
>Suddenly, she felt something fiercely rip open her aged marehood and penetrate deep inside
>Granny Smith seized up in shock, her hip burned in pain from the surprise
"What are you doing back there sunny?!"
>Granny Smith whipped around, trying to find the identity of her aggressor
>Her vision wasn't what it was used to be however, and she wasn't really flexible enough to turn around to get a better look
>Within seconds though, she began to feel like it was starting to feel pretty good
>She couldn't help but give a throaty little groan, she hadn't bucked for... years!
"Oh wow! I didn't think stallions knew how to breed mares like back in my day!"
>Granny Smith repositioned herself, leaning down forward and giving a better vantage to the male she thought was rutting her
"Oh yeah... back in my day, this is how Stallions behaved! You didn't turn your back on one unless you wanted to get mounted! Go on Sunny, you just give Granny all your sugar!"
>She breathed heavily, moaning a little
>The surprise of the attack, combined with her own lusty thoughts and the vigorous assault of the male, made Granny Smith cum in record time.
>She cried out, the orgasm rocking her old body after years, but she was a tough old bat, and she just enjoyed the afterglow as the male pounded away for a few more seconds before suddenly pulling out.
>She was a bit disappointed that he didn't cum in her, not that she could get pregnant anyway, but she understood the jester.
"Oh yeah, Sunny. That's how the males used to do things. Fuck us until we were sore, make us cum before they did..."
>Her words fell on deaf ears, as the spirit was gone and already fucking something else
 
>Down by a quiet brook, a young Pegasus was snapping photos with his camera
>He took a picture of a fish jumping from the water, he smiled at his work
>He then saw a bunny running through the woods, and he sneaked closer to it, trying to make sure it didn't run away
>Then, once he got close, he readied his camera to take the perfect picture
>Right before he hit the button though, he felt something prod at his private place!
>He gave a little cry, and the bunny ran off
>He didn't care much about the bunny though, once he felt what was in store for him
>A big, thick, fleshy think probed around the very tight entrance to his butthole
>He groaned, trying to shake the attacker off, but he could not
>He looked back, trying to get a look at the stallion doing something he was not ready for
>There was nop0ny
>This caused Feather Weight to freak out even more
>Then it slipped inside
>He gave a cry, the pain was intense
>He fucked him for about a minute or so, the pain gradually going away
>The whole time, there was a sort of under-current of pleasure to the pain, but it was just too big for him
>Then, thankfully, the spirit left him.
>Featherweight was relieved, but he still felt pretty bad. He'd have to go find Nurse Redheart...
 
>That night in Ponyville
>Something strange washed over the town
>Almost everyp0ny was attacked by the spirit!
>Mayor Mare found herself unable to give a speech as a fleshy thing invaded her mouth and fucked her throat for a minute or two
>Snips and Snails consoled each other as the spirit fingered one and fucked the other, then switched before leaving
>Ms.Cake was attacked, her marehood getting plowed. Mr.Cake didn't seem to care very much until he felt something ravage his rear, which Ms.Cake found utterly hilarious for some reason.
>Rose and Daisy got pounded, both couldn't sit down for a few hours
>Bonbon watched in horror as Lyra's marehood was assaulted by an invisible male!
>Everyp0ny who was attacked ran to the center of town, where Nurse Redheart had set up an emergency tent.
 
>Twilight and Spike sat in the library, looking over the commotion at the center of town
>Twilight shook her head
"Darn it. Now that the Spirit has attacked all these other p0nies, we have a bigger situation on our hands. What do you think Spike?"
"..."
"Spike?"
>Spike wasn't next to Twilight
>That's odd, he was there a second ago
>She went looking for him
 
>As she looked into the basement of the library, she saw Spike crouched down in the darkness
"Spike? Are you coughing up a letter from the Princess? She must have caught word of this..."
>Twilight then heard the wet, squishy sound of buttsexz
>Spike wasn't getting a letter, he was getting a dick!
>He moaned, his little pink dragon dick swelled and came for the first time in his life, as he felt an avalanche of something hot and sticky flood his bum and insides
>He collapsed, and twilight ran down to help him
 
>Anonymous slowly lifted the purple, scaly butthole toy from his dick
>His load was enormous, and he felt light headed.
>He passed out.
 
>He woke up several hours later
>It was almost morning, Anonymous had a great sleep
>He than looked over the open box of toys with a disgusted sigh
>All of the toys were now caked in dried semen.
>Now he had to find a way to throw them all away secretly.
>What a waste of money.
>Though, he had to admit, he had quite a bit of fun last night.
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>Granny smith strut down to the huge crowds in the center of Ponyville
>She seemed to have a spring in her step today
>She worked her way through the crowd
>Deep in the crowd, she found Nurse Redheart running around, her mare all messed up from the stressful day.
>Rainbow Dash was standing nearby, trying to help out
"My my, what is going on here Nurse?" Granny Smith asked Nurse Redheart
>She seemed upset
"We have tons of victims of the Spirit. Tons of kids too. There isn't enough painkillers to go around..."
"What? They didn't enjoy it?"
>Nurse Redheart gave her a glare
>Granny Smith smiled
>She grabbed Rainbow Dash's sunglasses
>Granny Smith held them in a hoof while looking dead at Nurse Redheart
"I don't know about you, Nurse Redheart, but I think you're just a bit..."
>She put on the sunglasses
"Butthurt."
YYYYEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Happy (Late) 200th thread everybody!
