Title:           (Gay) Discord x Anon
Author:          Pony_Azathoth
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First Edit:      Monday 15th of July 2013 08:55:10 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 15th of July 2013 08:55:10 AM CDT

>Discord merrily skipped down the dirt path to Fluttershy's cottage
>He was wearing a baby-blue bonnet on his head and a baby-blue dress around his body, he had a picnic basket that smelled of fresh cookies in one hand
>He was picking and smelling flowers in his other hand as he skipped
"La la la la la~"
>He vocalized as he went, soon stopping at Fluttershy's door, but not before giving a friendly wave to the songbirds and rabbits in the front yard
>They knew him well now, they trusted him. Mostly.
>Discord knocked on the door and called
"Fluttershy dearest~ I brought treats~!"
>He heard movement coming from inside, light hoofsteps
>The door soon opened to reveal the yellow pone, smiling up at her aberrant friend
"Discord! How nice of you to visit!"
>She smiled and invited him inside, after Discord gave her a curtsy and then walked in, looking around
"My my Fluttershy! I do love what you've done to the place!"
>She looked confused
"But Discord... I haven't changed a thing!"
>Discord cocked his head and then smiled wide
"Exactly! I like you just the way you are... friend."
>He said 'friend' without his usual joking tone, the word still striking up all sorts of emotions
>It hadn't been long since the pegasus and draconequus had befriended one another, Fluttershy having 'tamed' Discord for the civilized world of Equestria
>The only thing that had happened of note since then was the arrival of Anonymous.
>Discord sat at the small tea table, crossing his legs
"Discord, would you like some tea?"
>Discord nodded furiously in return, smiling
"Oh dearest Fluttershy! That would be wonderful!"
>She went off to make it, and Discord was alone with his thoughts for but a moment...
 
>Discord looked back upon his old, ancient memories, thinking back to ideas of romance
>He had a few stints here and there, and he was no virgin
>God of Chaos got into a few funny situations here and there!
>But he never really fell in love, now that he thought about it
>Perhaps it was for the best really. The only other creatures that lived long enough lifespans to really be his partner were the princesses...
>Discord grinned, remembering his days with Celestia
>They did have a 'relationship' way back when, but they never had sex or anything
>He chortled to himself; if Celestia had been like she was now when he was fooling around with her, she wouldn't have waited more then ten minutes to get into his nonexistent Draconequus pants.
>But she wasn't like that then. She was much more... Pure. Naive. Innocent.
>Discord shook his head with a sad, remorseful sigh. Even immortals were changed by time
"What's wrong, Discord?"
>Fluttershy had came back with the tea, interrupting his thoughts
"Oh, it's nothing. I was just daydreaming is all."
>He replied with a weak smile, hoping to just end it there
"About what?"
>He resisted the urge to roll his eyes
"Romance, Fluttershy. Even I think wistfully about romance."
>She giggled
"Oh? Who's this special somepony you thinking about? Is she cute? Would I know her?"
>Fluttershy was leaning forward and nearly whispering, giggling like a schoolgirl
>Discord couldn't help but smile. He enjoyed 'corrupting' Fluttershy by making her into a little gossip bug. It was adorably insidious!
"Well actually Fluttershy, I was more thinking about the LACK of such a mare. Even as old as I am, I just can't think of a time I was ever in love."
>His voice sounded much less powerful and boastful then it was normally, he was admitting a bit of defeat here
"Oh? No mares? What about stallions?"
>Discord's head snapped up in surprise, his eyes widening and focusing on Fluttershy. She was completely serious.
 
>Discord spoke in a surprised tone, he wasn't expecting that
"What?!"
"Well, you said you never loved a mare really, so maybe you loved a stallion then?"
>Discord was nearly slack jawed at this point
"Fluttershy, I'm not- I never!"
>Fluttershy shrugged
"Have you ever tried it?"
>Discord almost said something, but stopped. He looked thoughtful, and then slumped back into his chair. He grabbed his bonnet and rolled his eyes, throwing it over his shoulder and making it disappear along with the dress
"I just never... thought of that."
>Discord was totally confused and at a loss for words. He had been alive for so very long, and yet the thought of being with a 'stallion' had never crossed his mind!
"Fluttershy... you've opened my eyes!"
>Fluttershy nodded with pride, smiling
"If you need any more advice, just come back to mama Fluttershy. She'll teach you some wisdom!"
>Fluttershy giggled, and then blushed.
"I, uhh, hope that wasn't too arrogant of me."
>Discord smiled. Some things really do never change
 
>Fluttershy and Discord chatted up a little longer, but soon enough it was time for the visit to be over
>He left the basket of cookies down as he left, standing at the door
"I had a nice time Fluttershy, you are a great friend."
>He gave her a surprisingly genuine smile
>Fluttershy smiled back and gently closed the door, she had enjoyed the visit too
>Discord had learned a little something about himself today, and he wanted to try it out!
>Walking back to town, he preformed a few mental gymnastics
"Instead of nice, trimmed hooves and nice flanks, I should be looking for strong withers... and nice flanks?"
>He spoke to himself. Going down the path of the gay was confusing
>He stopped in his tracks as he saw something
>It was Anonymous, the human/hairless monkey
>He was shirtless, carrying a box for that 'Rarity', the Element of the annoying voice.
>He grinned a little, but his attention was almost all focused on Anonymous
>He saw his sweat and flexing, working muscles
>Being beat down by the sun, he carried the box like a MAN
>The Draconequus turned invisible and went forward to investigate
>His interest had somehow been piqued.
 
>Anon was helping Rarity move boxes for her business, of course
>That much Discord gathered
>His attention was a bit focused on something else at that moment
>Anon bent over to pick up a heavy box, shoving his butt back for leverage and to lift it well
>Discord bit his bottom lip and an (invisible) pair of sunglasses dropped onto his face
>Discord waited a few minutes until Anonymous had gotten done with his work
>Anon was all sweaty, shirt off and standing right outside Carousel Boutique
>Discord approached, becoming visible, a bottle of cool water appearing in his hand
"Hello Anon!"
>Discord presented the bottle of water to Anonymous
"Here, you looked sweaty and thirsty!"
>Anon nearly jumped when Discord spoke to him at first, looking him up and down skeptically
"...What do you want?"
>Anon seemed very wary of Discord. Discord didn't like that one bit!
"Anon! I just saw you were working and wanted to give you a drink is all."
>Discord put on a genuine smile
>Anon raised an eyebrow, looking over the water
>He was really thirsty, so he opened it and took a sip, it was clear and cool. Delicious on this hot summer day.
"...Thank you, Discord."
>Anon's voice still sounded like he was suspecting something, and his eyes never left the draconequus
>Discord just smiled back, before turning away. Inside, he was giggling with glee!
>He had taken the water, Anon will totally get in a gay fag queer relationship now with him, Discord thought. He rubbed his hands together, all in due time...
 
>It had been only one day since Discord gave Anon some water, back when he was moving boxes and generally being a hunk.
>Discord covered his head with his hand, his eyes rolling up in a swoon as he thought back to that moment.
"He's just so dreamy~"
>Discord snapped to attention however when he saw Anon walking down the street
>He slithered on over, his long body curving around a lightpost before suddenly stepping out from a totally different lightpost, right besides Anon
>Discord put a hand over his shoulder and smiled
"So Anon, what are you-"
>Anon jumped back in with cry, slapping the chaotic being's hand off his shoulder, before glaring at him
"DON'T DO THAT!"
>Discord smiled, nodding his head
"Of course Anon, of course~ My mistake~"
>Anon narrowed his eyes before he then turned and continued walking, not inviting Discord to go with him
>The draconequus followed anyway, plodding along with his awkward steps next to the human, who rolled his eyes in irritation as Discord followed
"So, as I was saying; Anon, what are you doing today~?"
>Anon looked up at Discord with a raised eyebrow, the strange inflection in his voice wasn't settling right with him.
>He answered the question, though not after a moment's hesitation. The tone of his voice was rather conserved; he felt a little odd around Discord.
"...Just walking to Sugarcube corner. To visit Pinkie."
>Discord looked delighted, smiling.
"Oh! That sounds absolutely wonderful! I can visit her with you~!"
>He spoke in his typical sing-song, almost mocking voice
>Anon shot him a glance, but otherwise stayed silent. He was stone-faced for the rest of the walk.
 
>Anon and Discord arrive at Sugarcube corner within a few minutes
>Discord tried to bring up conversation a few times, but Anon wasn't about to speak to him; he just responded with silence.
>Kinda a dick move, but Discord understood why he wasn't speaking to him
>The two entered the front door
>Pinkie looked out from over the counter and grinned as she saw Anon, a big smile on her face. He smile faded for shock for a moment when she saw Discord, but she put on a polite smile for him as well, jumping over the counter like a spring and meeting them in the middle of the store
"Heya Anon! And hello, Discord."
>She spoke with less enthusiasm to him, but he nodded back respectfully, he knew he wouldn't be able to patch everything up with the ponies quickly; it would take time for those old wounds to heal
"Anon, Anon! I got your favorite treats ready!"
>Anonymous smiled, stepping forward
"That's great!"
>Discord couldn't help but smile as Anon got happy. Seeing him happy, made him happy.
>Oh lord, that was really sappy. Discord blushed and looked away, how embarrassing.
>Pinkie brought out a box full of pink donuts with sprinkles.
>Anonymous grinned, grabbing the box.
"Pink?"
>Discord asked quizzically, with a raised eyebrow
>Pinkie Pie looked up at him with a death stare
"Uhh- nothing wrong with that!"
>Discord said nervously
>Anonymous and Pinkie started to both bust out laughing, and Discord laughed to. It was a warm moment
>After a little more chit-chat Anonymous said farewell to Pinkie and started to walk home
"Uhh- Anon... Can I walk you home?"
>Discord looked at Anon with the puppy dog eyes for a moment
>Anon just raised his eyebrow, before turning and walking away with a sly smile on his face. He didn't say yes, but he also didn't say no.
>Discord decided to follow, though he didn't want to get on Anon's nerves, especially not to ruin his current good mood.
 
>The two walked to Anon's house in near silence, with Discord occasionally making a statement about the pretty sky or nice weather, with Anon responding with a nod or a sigh
>Discord felt a stronger attraction to Anon after today, he had been turned on by his alien monkey body before, the god of chaos had weird tastes like that, but now he was infatuated with his personality and life; and he was quiet too.
>Discord couldn't help but feel silly; he was falling for Anon like how so many young fillies fell for Big Mac and his 'strong, silent type' shtick.
>He couldn't help but agree with them though; it was rather dreamy
>Soon enough, the two reached Anon's house, near the edge of town. It was starting to get dark out.
>Anon unlocked the door, which was strange because nobody else in Ponyville ever locked their door.
>He turned and faced Discord, waiting for him to speak
>Discord sputtered for a moment awkwardly, then he spoke with a smile
"I had a fun time today."
>Anon smiled back, before walking inside his house and closing the door behind him, leaving Discord outside
>While the draconequus just walked away slowly, his heart was soaring in his chest
>He guessed that deep down inside, he really was always a faggot at heart...
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