Title:           (Clop) Plastic Pony Parts (Part 2)
Author:          Pony_Azathoth
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First Edit:      Friday 11th of May 2012 09:09:22 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 11th of May 2012 09:09:22 PM CDT

>Anon wakes up in the morning
>His alarm clock beeps, just seconds from he wakes up
>Anon blinks and turns it off
>He gets up, and shakes his head
>His feet kick over the bed, swinging back and forth slightly
>His ankle hits something under his head
>The box!
 
>He reaches down and grabs it out
>He looks down and grabs out the slightly off-white fleshlight
>He admires it for a second, and then sniffs it
>Smells like a vanilla- french vanilla
>Fancy as hell
>He decides to have a taste test
 
>Twilight and Flutters had told the others
>They warned Pinkie, Rainbow, Rarity, and Applejack about the strange sensations
>But nobody else; they didn't want to start a panic
 
>Rarity was in her boutique
>She skipped across the floor, using her magic to levitate some fabric
>She floats the fabric over to a mannequin
"...Perhaps some yellow would go good with that."
>As she worked, she felt a little bit of air breeze across her privates
>She shivered and blushed, how unladylike
>She pressed her tail down, that was uncomfortable
>Then, she felt something wet and slimy on her nether lips
>She screamed and whipped her head back
>Her tail was pressed but something was still dancing around her privates
>She let her tail up but it remained
>She backpedaled to a mirror, blushing as she looked over at her nudity
>The moisture was still there, but it wasn't really there
>She felt the tip of something very slimy touch her clit, and she gasped
>She put on her classic black cloak she wore whenever she felt like being out-casted, and ran out the store.
 
 
>Anon kept one eye on the clock as he kissed and mouthed on the fake pone vagina
>It wasn't offering him any pleasure, obviously, but there was something dirty and sexy about it
>Also the french vanilla flavor was unique and interesting.
>He finally struck out his tongue and parted the fake lips and made his tongue slowly down the false vagina
>He drew back out, and then back in again
>Wiggling his tongue around
>He blushed, but when he rolled his eyes over to the clock he knew he couldn't keep this up
>He drew his tongue out and gave one last long lick
>All the way from base to top
>special attention was given to the horse clit
>Finally, he drew off and put the fleshlight down
>He had to go to work today
 
>Rarity slammed her hoof against the library door
"Twilight! Open the door please! Darling please!"
>Twilight ran to the door, she heard a sense of urgency in Rarity's voice
"Oh god Twilight it's going in! All the way in!"
>She opened the door and Rarity almost fell face first to the ground
>She caught herself with her hooves
>Her tail was held high, her thighs clenching
"Oh it's so slimy Twilight!~"
>Twilight helped her inside and quickly tried to use magic to find out what was going on
>Rarity cried out for a second time as the invisible thing penetrated her deeper, and then pulled out and left
>She panted as she calmed down, a little disappointed the thing didn't finish the job.
 
>Rarity slowly comes back to her sense, blushing at all this debauchery around.
>She couldn't say she didn't enjoy the tongue lashing though.
>She explained the events to Twilight, who nodded and wrote it down
>She told Rarity to be on the lookout for strange ponies; especially unicorns
>Perhaps there was one who had an invisibility spell or something?
>Now that it had affect three different ponies, She had to spread the word to the Princess
"Spike, take a letter."
>Spike stood still, still staring
"Spike!"
>He was staring at Rarity
>He seemed to have gone into some kind of shock seeing her moaning and groaning like that
>Twilight sighed and walked over to her assistant to knock some sense into him.
 
>Anon grabbed a Nutri-bar on the way out
>He bit into it, climbing into his crappy car and driving away
>He got to work and started to stock the shelves
>Fucking Wal-Mart.
 
>Soon, business picked up and he was shifted to the registers
>He opened his and started to go through that familiar grind
>His soul was slowly dying
>But that meant money
>And money meant not being dead
>Recently though, money has meant something else.
>Plastic Pony Parts
>He enjoyed those.
>As he worked, he saw a familiar looking man, who walked up to his register to make his order.
 
>Anon looked at the man
>He was wearing a hideous outfit
>Hawaii shirt and colorful shorts and ugly mis-matched socks and shoes.
>Jesus christ
 
>He put down only one item to buy
>A bottle of Chocolate Milk
"I won't need a bag."
>Anon nod's, recognizing the voice but not saying anything.
>He rang it up and the man payed for it quickly
>He than opened up the bottle right there and chugged almost half of it
>He let out a satisfied sigh
>Anon wanted to tell him to piss off a bit, but nobody was coming to his line
>Which was strange, considering there were many other lines that were full and Anon thought it would be smarter to go to his line.
"So," the man began, smiling at Anon crookedly
"Did you enjoy your delivery?"
>Anon froze
>His suspicions confirmed, it was the delivery man from before
"...Yeah." Anon says, the man didn't know what was in that package though, right? There was no way...
"Just make sure to keep checking on some special orders; you never know what might be on sale next."
>He winked at Anon, and then quickly strut away
>Anon looked after him
>He forgot to check this time, but he could have sworn that man's eyes were yellow.
 
>Anon soon got off work
>He was frustrated and pissed off
>He didn't fell pent up, but he wanted to relieve some stress
>He yearned to use his pony toys.
 
>Once he got home he actually forgot a bit about pony toys and browsed /mlp/ and other websites
>Checked out some stuff, lurking and waiting
>Another wasted day in his pitiful life
>He very soon found himself some pornography
>Acquire porn, retrieve random fleshlight.
>Pinkie's this time
>Her's is probably the creepiest, but also strangely arousing.
 
>Pinkie Pie hopped around the town
>Gathering party supplies
>She grabbed a hoof full of balloons
>The balloon dealer turned around to get her her change
>Even though it was physically impossible, she was suddenly lifted into the air and floated away
>The dealer turned around to see her gone
>He was at first confused, but then he smiled and laughed to himself
>Pinkie did that sometimes, it was basically just a crazy way to leave a tip.
 
>Pinkie floated in the air lazily
>She spied Rainbow Dash chilling on a cloud somewhere
>She began to float over to her
>She opened her mouth to speak, when she suddenly felt something thrusted roughly into her marehood
"Ouchie!" she cried, looking behind her
 
>Slam slam slam
>The thing was pounding her mercilessly
>This must have been what Twilight and Fluttershy was taking about
"Too hard! Too hard!"
>Her lips spread fully apart, strange alien things holding her open as the other object drilled her
>She flailed uselessly but couldn't escape this ghostly thing
>The thing kept going, and then started to twitch and spray a small amount of warm and sticky liquid in her
>Well, at least that's what she felt
>nothing had actually changed about her, but the rough pleasure was still there
>Rainbow Dash looked over and saw Pinkie's concerned look
"Pinkie, are you ok?"
>Pinkie looked at Rainbow and shook her head
"I gotta talk to Twilight, dashie!"
>Rainbow Dash wondered what she meant, but quickly put two and two together and she helped Pinkie float over to the library.
>As they entered, they saw Spike about to blow away a letter
"Wait Spike!" Rainbow said; "We have another incident!"
>Spike stopped and Twilight came out, a little too eager to take down the report.
 
>Anon sat in his computer chair a little sweaty and barely satisfied
>He held Pinkie's fleshlight in his hand, his dick just finished inside it
>He fucked it a little to hard and fast and now he was just blowing off steam
>He hated it when he had one of those really weak, boring orgasms.
 
>After cleaning up he went online again and found his bookmark
>He navigated to the site, and saw something flashing
'NEW SPECIAL OFFER! TODAY ONLY!'
>Oh jesus christ what is this.
 
>Anon hesitantly clicked the link
>He looked it over
"Tired of normal Fleshlights? Do you want to bring your pony sex life to the next level?"
>oh no
"Then, send in your old, boring Fleshlights for new, whole-flank replicas!"
>please god no
>Anon looked at the pictures
>Mane 6, each was now the upper part of a butt
>Each had a show-accurate tail coming off it that was adjustable
>They had a butthole and vagina
>oh man
>If you turned in your Fleshlights, it only cost about 20 bucks
>Anon wasn't sure if he was really going to waste his money on it
>was he going to do it?
>The deal had a timer suddenly
>It was counting down
>Less then a minute
>He had to make a choice!
>he didn't really have the money to spend
>But in the last 10 seconds he said "Fuck it"
>add to cart
>He sat back, receiving the confirmation message.
>He laughed, he couldn't believe what he had come to
 
>After taking a shower and washing off all of the used Pony toys, he made sure they were totally dry and put them back in the box
>He went to the post office and mailed them back to the sender
>Once he got home and ate dinner he sat back easy
>At least he got those things out of the house for a few days.
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End Part 2
