Title:           (Semi-Clop)(WTF) Satyr Warlord pt 1 (WIP)
Author:          Pony_Azathoth
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First Edit:      Friday 21st of June 2013 12:20:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 21st of June 2013 12:20:39 AM CDT

>Your first batch was, of course, the absolute worst.
>You had already come to Equestria prepared, faking surprise and faking the fact that you came here on purpose; you knew exactly why you were here.
>The ponies, thankfully, did not.
>Your own seed was easy to come by, of course. It just required five minutes of time or less, and a little plastic cup.
>It was getting pony semen that was a challenge.
>And a mare, of course, but you already had a plan for that in mind.
>You lived like a hermit, to help keep distant and being able to live off the land; you needed secrecy for what you were planning anyway.
>You found your first opportunity on a camping trip with Ponyville elementary school- you were a supervisor.
>Just as you expected, the horny young colts asked to 'go to the restroom' in the woods late at night, you knew better.
>Both snips and snails asked went off for some 'relief' late at night- you used a flashlight to find the remains of their deeds and scoop them into a plastic cup- the watery semen will need filtering if it is to be useful.
>You, thankfully, had equipment for that at home.
>Putting the dirt and semen mix into the centrifuge, separating the semen of the two young males from the dirt you had to collect it from.
>Extracting it, you chilled the semen. It had to survive for a few hours while you grabbed your first 'mother'.
>You already knew exactly who it was too; Ms.Cake.
 
>She was, to put it bluntly, fat. She would be able to carry the child a little longer before any suspicion would be aroused.
>You mixed in your own seed, the young pony semen, and a few other chemicals- to speed up the gestation and development of the baby, and to allow both your and the young pony semen to inseminate and blossom inside Ms.Cake's fertile womb.
>You sneaked into their house one night, armed with a cold turkey baster full of rather unmentionable liquid
>Sneaking to the bed; you inserted it right where it need to go, sprayed the cum inside, and left in a hurry.
>And now, you wait.
 
>In the next few weeks, you watched Ms.Cake closely, seeing she gained a tiny bit of weight in about two weeks time- her pregnancy would be reaching the critical period in less then a few days- that chemical really did its work.
>You sneaked into the Cake's residence the night when her belly really started to bloom, causing a tiny bit of panic in her husband.
>But, they thankfully decided to stay at home and see if it went away in the morning. Perfect.
>You had to haul her fat ass out of the house.
>You were already at the front door when you saw Pinkie Pie jump down, looking in confusion as she saw you dragging Ms.Cake, with her belly bloated and looking about ready to come to term
>You raised your dartgun and fired, Pinkie slumped to the floor.
>You had to carry her upstairs, back in her bed
>With any luck; she would just chalk it up to a dream
>You load the fat, pregnant Ms.Cake onto the cart in town in the dead of night, rolling it out of town and down the dirt path to your house
>You managed to slip in the door right as soon as she started to wake up- panicking as she started to go into labor
>Well, at least you got home in time
>The baby was delivered easily and without any harm to either of them- as expected.
>You had already blindfolded the poor Ms.Cake, she would also chalk it up to a dream. At least you hoped.
 
>You took a few moments to milk the unconscious Ms.Cake, you had to get her home now.
>You had to leave the baby; you already felt a sort of strange responsibility for it- it was partly yours after all.
>Ms.Cake was slipped back into her bed, as you milk the last few drops out of her udders- the ponies very short pregnancy resulting in a very small amount of milk, but it should be enough for a couple of days at least
>Returning home, the light of the morning streaming in, you manage to get your first look at the baby
>It was a real freak show- but somehow beautiful
>She was a Unicorn Satyr. She had your pasty-ass white skin on her human features and upper body- but her lower body had inherited the mostly dull blue coloring of Snips and Ms.Cake- with tan spots presumably coming from Snails.
>You felt proud. Really proud.
>You spent the next few days laying low, feeding the Satyr abomination milk. It was with great pride you also saw her take her first steps; a single week after she was born
>It made sense, really. Horses could walk as soon as they were born- it just took a little longer with your slower to develop human traits
>She spoke her first words in three weeks- and was a fully functioning young child in the first month.
>She was a bright kid, curious and intelligent. You expected no less from your first.
>You named her 'Dawn'.
>You thought it was fitting, at the very least.
>You started to tell Dawn a bit about what was going on- and your plan to bring her more brothers and sisters.
>She seemed to love the idea, and agreed to be a 'babysitter' for you.
>Perfect! Everything was coming together.
>The second sperm donor was Big Macintosh, not willingly of course, but for a big guy like him, it was hard to wake him up, even if you are jerking him off in the middle of the night.
>Unpleasant, but needed.
>You went with Ms.Cake a second time- her body would be in prime condition this soon- and she was still the fattest mare in Ponyville.
 
>The big fat mare proved to be an even better mother the second time; giving you a purple-furred Earth pony Satyr. No horns or wings, of course, but strong and developing even faster then Dawn had.
>Unfortunately, reality had to rear its ugly head. You realized that the Earth pony genes made these Satyrs incredibly stupid. He could only understand the most basic of instructions, but he was rather tall and strong, and would be very useful to move into stage 2 of your plan.
>You grabbed your pistol, it was time to step things up a notch.
>You kidnapped Ms.Cake from her house again, but this time you had no intention of releasing her
>You managed to get your next pony semen sample from Featherweight- the little pony also entering into 'that' stage of adolescence. You got this one by force though, but you scared him enough that you doubted he would rat you out- but otherwise it couldn't matter.
>You injected Ms.Cake with the cocktail, who had recently woken up and looked at her two 'children' with extreme confusion.
>The Satyrs were insane enough as it is, poor girl, much less learning she was the mother of both
>Poor Ms.Cake.
>She screamed at you to let her go- to stop this abomination of nature, but you only had to shake your head in response.
"A new age cometh, Ms.Cake. You are the first mother for this glorious new era- you should feel proud."
>The next that sprung from her loins was a pegasus pony, inheriting a mostly tan color; with bluish stripes- it was rather fetching.
>She, thankfully, turned out better then the Earth pony. She could at least speak in complete sentences, but not much more was in that empty noggin of hers.
>In the meantime, the town searched high and low for Ms.Cake, not realizing she was being made into a baby making factory.
>Your next mother was Berry Punch- damn alcoholic stumbled into your little baby farm of Satyrs, even when drunk she couldn't be allowed to leave once she knew the secret.
 
>After binding up Berry Punch and imprisoning her, you needed a more stable source of pony semen.
>Big Mac would be an excellent canidate, but he was a bit too big and strong to hold easily- even with your own burly Earth Satyr to help catch him.
>One of the best things about the Satyrs was their mix of human and pone traits; they gained the strength and speed of ponies, but also the endurance and (probably most importantly,) hands from humans.
>Your next victim should be an Earth pony, but weaker. But who?
>Caramel, of course, was your first choice.
>Now with three missing members of Ponyville- you knew they would be coming for you soon, they would find out soon.
>Your rabble of Satyr's had grown to 7 members, mostly Earth except for Dawn and the pegasus- Caramel provided for that
>He was milked by a rather uncomfortable but efficient pump that then transferred his load into a large cooler- which would then mix up with the chemicals and your own semen to create the fertile cocktail you needed to continue production.
>Then, whenever Ms.Cake and Berry would come to term, you would just inject them with another potent bit of baby-batter and off they would go
>They hardly needed restraint now- they were mothers to many of the children first hand, and still had that bothersome maternal instinct to protect their children and give them milk.
>Caramel needed to be restrained more, but thankfully that was not as much of an issue. He was kept under lock and key by two rather brawny Earth Satyrs.
>You had already worked on some basic weapons for the Satyrs- using wood from the nearby forests and rocks had let you create a few simple spears, and a bow for your Pegasus Satyr.
>She got pretty good at fly-by archery. You felt a twinge of pride at that.
 
>You marched into town one night- you and a squad of six earth Satyrs, and your Pegasus Satyr for air support.
>You went to each home and started to neutralize them, the unarmed ponies were so damn shocked to see a squad of human-pony abominations knock down their doors that they gave up pretty fast anyway.
>That doesn't meant their wasn't resistance though- Twilight Sparkle used her powers to get the majority of town out of harms way- mostly her friends.
>You were stuck with the more boring and 'background' members of ponyville. But the town was basically yours.
>You set up shop in Sugercube corner; ironic it became a baby making factory
>Upstairs, the male ponies were milked daily, their seed flowing downstairs and mixing in the carefully monitored machines, becoming the cocktail. Then, down to the mares it went, to start the next batch of production.
>Mares who were pregnant and not ready to deliver watched and fed the current children- their instincts too strong to try and stop any of this.
>You must admit, you enjoyed seeing your little army grow.
>It wasn't long behind you had over a dozen of each type of Satyr- you were already tearing down the other houses for usable wood and metal, made into weaponry.
>Your Earth Satyrs plowed the ground and expanded the ponyville gardens; becoming full fledged farms- before gaining a few more to become permanent apple farmers.
>Ponies who you managed to catch who were too young or old to participate in the whole breeding process were instead turned to mulch
>The war machine chugged ever onwards- with you sitting on your throne.
>You contemplated your next move, Dawn at your side. Her eyes searched your face for any hint of what you were planning, and you laughed.
"In good time my dear, all in good time."
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