Title:           (Clop) Anon x Blueblood
Author:          Pony_Azathoth
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First Edit:      Saturday 28th of April 2012 04:05:30 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 28th of April 2012 04:05:30 PM CDT

>Anon arrived in Equestria a few months ago
>He has to live near Canterlot castle at all times
>The Princess and her circle are very interested in his world and how he got there, and need to constantly ask and be near him for it
>So hear he lives
>In this decent little apartment
>At the end of Canterlot's mane-street.
>Well, at least the town was fancy
 
>You lived in a city most of your life, so you've always been used to rude asshole
>Canterlot takes the cake though
>When compared to the rest of Equestria, Canterlot is the shining asshole capital of the world.
>Snotty ponies with entitlement issues
>You do your best to ignore them
 
>One day, while walking down the mane-street and going off to do some odd job for somepony to get some extra bits, you see a fancy carriage coming up the road to Canterlot castle
>It stops
>You see a big and noble looking stallion walk out
>He looks around to everyone with that same condescending gaze of disinterest
>He's nothing special.
>He soon eyes you
>For a split second, you think something in his eyes change
>But then it resumes back to normal and he goes about his oh-so-important business
>That was odd
 
>You go about your daily business
>You approach Pony Joe's donut shop and go inside
"Hey Joe."
"Hey, Anonymous."
>You walk up to the counter and sit down
"So Joe, what do you know?"
>That little sentence was code for learning about town gossip
>You loved learning about little secrets and gossip of all the upright members of Canterlot, just so when you see them on the street you know they aren't as good as they carry themselves to be
"Oh well... This might interest you. Prince Blueblood was asking about you around town."
>You blink
"Prince Blueblood?"
"He's a white unicorn, royal blood and all. He was asking just random things about you around town, like where you lived and stuff."
>That's odd
>You order a regular glazed and thanked Joe
"Oh and, if you need somebody to clean out the grease traps..."
>Joe smiles at you
"Of course Anon, I wouldn't dream of giving such manual hard labor to anyone but you."
>You smile and leave the store
 
>Later, you return home
>But something is a little different
>You look down, and see a box of chocolates
>There's also a card
>wut?
 
>You pick up the gift and head inside
>You open the box and take out one of the gourmet chocolates, popping it into your mouth and tasting it
>You open the card and read it
"To a very interesting man" - From: His secret admirer
>Well, you wonder who in the fuck that could be
 
>You set the box down over at the kitchen table
>You look out of the small window overlooking Canterlot streets
>Is this Prince guy really that interested in you?
>You wonder what he wants
>Is this like a "gay love at first gay sight" kind of thing or is it more of a "he wants to put his 14 inch horse-dong in me" kinda thing?
>You sigh
>You prepare for sleep, shower, etc.
>You've got work tomorrow
 
>As you get up, you look out the window
>You had a bit of a strange dream
>But regardless, you get up and get ready
>Another day another bit
 
Today's proletariat to-do list:
>Sweep the Apartment
>Pick up trash outside the apartment for the property owner
>Wait tables at the fancy cafe
>Deliver packages from Canterlot's post to the few rich fucks that pay you to do so
>Chat up Pony Joe and see if he has work for you
>Get some dat plot?
 
>You begin your list
 
>You do your to do list
>And you get home with a nice handful of monies
>You see that fancy carriage from the night before
>You decide to see what was going on
>You step up closer to the carriage
 
>You wait outside the carriage, and as the Prince comes out and sees you, he stares for a short while, and then keeps on walking
>You follow him
>He talks to some official looking ponies, and then is soon walking by himself
>You make your move
 
>You stride up beside him
>He notices you and turns to look
"Ye-" he begins, but is silenced as you step forward towards him
"What- what is the meaning of this?" he asks
>You reach forward and gently grab the bottom of his muzzle
>You lean down and your lips quiver as they almost touch his
>He suddenly pulls away
"Not here."
>You smile
>He makes a motion with a hoof, you lead the way
 
>You are now at the threshold of your apartment
>You look at the Prince, who looks up at you expectantly
>You fumble with your keys and soon open the door
>Once inside, you realize your place is kinda messy and doesn't look that great
>You can tell when you look at the Prince he is a little disgusted by how not fancy your place is
>You close and lock the door behind him
>He steps deeper into your apartment
>You stand where you are and watch his butt as he walks in
>Oh yeah, you can work with this
 
>You step up behind him and hesitantly slap his butt
>He whips his head back, shocked
"oh my! quite forward are we?"
>You grin
>You reach forward and grip his butt with your hand
>His tail lifts automatically
>He blushes
"Oh... this is so... so uncouth... I love it..."
>You smile at him
"Well then, your majesty."
>You let go of his butt and grip is tail lightly, pulling it a little towards the bedroom
>He looks over, still surprised at how forward you are
>You walk away, beckoning for him
>He walks hesitantly into the room
 
>He comes into your room
>You're sitting on the bed
>You pat the spot next to you
>He blushes and walks forward, pushing himself up on the bed next to you
>He lays down, his head facing the other way as yours
>you place a hand on his flank, now hanging over the bed
>You grin, you're so ready for this
 
>You stand up, and unbottom your pants and shirt
>Blueblood raises his tail and spread his legs a bit
>You grip his behind again, and you lean forward
>You're still wearing your boxers, but your boner is clearly visible
>You press your covered crotch against his bare behind
>He moans a little, looking back at you with needy eyes
 
>You snake your hand down and lightly fondle his balls
>He gasps in response
>You then start jerking his big stallion-hood, and he presses back even harder against you
>You lick your finger, and get to work on his entrance
 
>His face is beat red; you bite your lip as you look at your handiwork
>He's ready
 
>You pull down your boxers
>Your erect member flopping out lazily
>You flop it onto his ass-crack, he tenses up
>He lowers his head and muzzle all the way down to your bedspread, and trembles
>oh yeah
 
>You position yourself
>and give him one last look in the eye before you shove yourself in him
>He gasps as you enter him
>The sensation is heavenly
>You begin to buck
>Buck like their's no tomorrow
 
>sliding in and out of his tight hole, you are amazed at how easy this way
>He must have thought very highly of you to let you do this to him
>You weren't complaining, however.
 
>You grip his pony hips
>Thrusting in with another rough thrust
>You can feel himself clenching on your member
 
>You feel a little cocky, for obvious reasons
>You decide to talk to him like it's nothing
"I really liked... those.. chocolates!" You say as you give him a few short thrusts
>He pants, but looks back
"Choc-chocolates?"
>Wait what
>You stop
"You didn't leave the chocolates at my door?"
>He shivers
"No!" then after a few seconds "please get back to fucking me..."
>that's strange
>You get back into it quickly, but you're still concerned about the gift
>if not from him, then who?
 
>You speed up your thrusts
>The sound of slapping can be heard
>The prince groans and clenches down on you
>Feels good
 
>You can't last too much longer
>Your breaths are heavy
"You want it in... or out...?" you say between pants
"In! please in!" he says, it sounds like he is close too
>You reach down and grab his throbbing stallion-hood
"no! no.. let me cum on my own.."
>You smile
>So be it
 
>A few rough thrusts are all it takes
>You pulsate and fucking blow a huge load
>he seizes as you pour into him, and he ejaculates under you
>you rest your weight on his rear for a little while before you recover your bearings
 
>After recovering, both of you get to the shower and clean each other off
>You fool around a little, but you don't go for seconds
>After you're both clean you help dry him off and he stands by the door
>He smiles up at you
>He gives you a kiss on the hand
"Thank you."
"No no, thank you, your majesty."
>You open the door
>He takes a step out into the night
>As soon as he does, you look out in shock
>Pony Joe is standing there
>He's crying
>He turns around and bolts down the empty Canterlot street
"Oh no."
 
>You chase down Pony Joe
>He runs into his store and closes the door and locks it
>You knock over and over
"Pony Joe! Pony Joe I want to talk to you!"
>you feel like you hand is gonna split open
>Eventually he comes to the door and opens it a crack
"What." he says sharply
"Joe... Joe I'm so sorry... I didn't think..."
"You're right, you didn't." He says, about to close the door
>You shove your foot in the door
 
>He looks down and tries to close the door again
>Your foot hurts but you're not stopping
>You push the door open
>Streams are streaming from his eyes
"No! Go away Anon! I don't-"
>You cut him off with a kiss to his lips
 
>You break away the kiss and look into his eyes
>The unicorn is sniffling
"I'm so sorry... I didn't know those gifts were from you. I thought that the Prince sent them... you said he was asking around town for me as well. It was an honest mistake."
"...Yeah well I suppose." he responds
>You hug him and laugh
"So Joe, how do you want me to make it up to you?"
>He looks you in the eye
"Clean out my grease trap."
>You raise an eyebrow
"No you faggot, clean my actual grease trap. And I'm not paying you this time either."
>God I love you Pony Joe
