Title:           Gaynon in Equestria (Part 2)
Author:          Pony_Azathoth
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First Edit:      Wednesday 25th of April 2012 09:36:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 25th of April 2012 09:36:34 PM CDT

>You need money
>So you work around town
>You help the Apple-Family during the weekend, sleeping there and eating with them at dinner
>They pay you a decent sum for helping them
>It's hard fucking work
>But anyway, you take your money and return to Ponyville
>You offer to pay Rarity rent, but she refuses
>She even forces you to take a small allowance
>You wonder what you should do with all this money
>It's more than what you'll need at least for a while
>Rarity suggests you take it to the bank
 
>You walk out of the Ponyville bank, you're still surprised
>Pony banks seem to have really high interest rates
>Their economy isn't shit, like on Earth
>Feels good man
 
>That Monday at lunch
>You decide to meet Caramel again
>You see him there and slide on over to him
>He looks up at you and his smile brights up instantly
"Hi Anon!"
>You smile at Caramel
>You order another thing today
>Caramel orders his usual
>You guys have fun talking
"Hi Anon; I haven't seen you since Friday! Where were you?"
"Sorry, I was at Sweet Apple Acres working."
"Oh my! Was it difficult?"
"It was very tiring. But rewarding."
>Just then, your drinks and food come
>You reach for the napkins on the table
>Caramel reaches at the same time
>Hand and Hoof collide!
>Oops
>You both draw your appendages back
>You look at him, he blushes a little as he looks at
"Sorry, Caramel."
>He smiles and grabs a napkin
"No problem. Just an accident."
>You dig in
 
>You and Caramel both finish your meals at the same time
>He offers to pay, but once again you foot the bill
>He smiles and thanks you
>Asks if you can walk him home again
 
>You and him walk down the street, just talking
>Caramel seems to walk a bit closer to you know, a bit more excited to be with you
>He must have gotten over your first embarrassing incident
>Finally you reach his doorstep
 
>He opens the door and turns to you, looking up with a smile
>You look down and smile back
>You begin to speak
"Good night, Caram-" you begin to say but cannot
>Caramel has jumped onto his hind legs
>His front legs are over your shoulders
>He is kissing you on the lips
>You freeze up for a second, surprised
>He breaks away quickly
"Oh! Oh I'm sorry! I don't know what came over me!"
>You are still stunned speechless
>He's blushing beat red
"Goodnight Anon!" He says before jumping inside and slamming the door shut
>You reach up and feel your face
>Damn
 
>You walk home feeling all fuzzy
>Damn you feel the starting of all the lovey-dovey coming on
>It feels good
>You tell Rarity about it
>She loves it and wants to know the details
>Your time here is just getting better and better
 
>The next day you get up and do some chores around Rarity's house
>You leave the house early before lunch, you want to chat up some other people besides just Rarity and Caramel
>You walk on down the street and see Caramel's door is open
>You smile
"Hey Cara-" you begin
>Just then, you see there are two ponies standing right outside his door
>They are kissing
>It's Caramel and a Mare
>oh you motherfucker
 
>You walk up to Caramel with your fists clenched
>The girl pony walks off quickly
>Caramel looks over and sees you
>He looks shocked and nervous
>He'd better be
 
"What the hell Caramel?"
>Caramel looks up at you
"Anon what-"
"DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME! YOU KISSED HER!"
>Caramel looks at you and then looks around, looking scared and nervous and guilty
>Several seconds pass
"Care to explain?" You say
"Explain what?" He responses
"You just kissed her! I thou-"
"Well you thought wrong!"
>Wait what
>Caramel has never spoken to you like that
>He seems upset
 
"Ca-Caramel?" you begin
>He shakes his head and backs into his house
"No! Don't talk to me! What I do is none of your business!"
"But Caramel!"
"No Anon! We didn't have anything, just because I kissed you... it doesn't mean anything!"
>He slams the door shut
>You feel crushed
 
>You sulk back to Rarity's
"Back so soon?" She asks
>You sit down and start to cry
>You start to cry like a little bitch
 
"What's wrong dear!" Rarity says, trotting over to you quickly
>Why can't you hold all these tears
>She places a hoof on your shoulder
"Anon.. What's wrong?"
>You look up at her and try to talk through the tears
"I- I though- I thought we had something- but he kissied- but-"
>You can hardly breath
>Rarity pats you
"There there. Don't be sad. There are others... If you should blame anyone blame me Anon, I messed up, I basically set you two up. I'm sorry."
>You've calmed down a little
"No.. It's ok Rarity. I don't know what I was thinking."
>You trudge upstairs
>You go to sleep
>This time, your sleep is dreamless and black.
 
TO BE CONTINUED
