Title:           (Clop?) Silver Spoon Vore
Author:          Pony_Azathoth
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/QERgMwTd
First Edit:      Wednesday 29th of August 2012 05:20:57 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 29th of August 2012 05:20:57 PM CDT

>Be Anon in Equestria
>Be inventor
>Create crazy shit
>This world's physics are far different from your world, so you can make things that wouldn't work in your world
>Create a shrink ray
>Realize you're late for your babysitting job
>Put it in your pocket, and run over to the house where you got to babysit
 
>Filthy Rich gives you the rundown
"Oh, and you don't mind if her friend is over too?"
>You shake your head, you need the money.
>Hopefully this rich guy gives tips.
>Go inside
>See two horrible fucking monsters
>They were named Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon
>Fuck, fuck FUCK FUCK
 
>You've heard about these two
>They are horrible, HORRIBLE
>As soon as their dad is gone they are the rudest little shits you can imagine
>Kicking you, demanding you do things, being rude as fuck, etc.
 
>At one point in the afternoon they *make* you join a Tea party of theirs
"Are you going to sip some of your tea, Anon?" Diamond Tiara asks
>You glare at her
"Yes."
"Yes what?"
>You sigh
"Yes... Princess."
"Oh good!" She says with her normal evil grin
>You sip some imaginary tea
>Silver Spoony speaks up
"You know, you don't like you're enjoying this very much."
"I'm not paid enough to need to enjoy it too."
"You better enjoy it!" Silver Spoon says, getting up from her chair
>You look over at her
"Or what?"
"Or I'll make you enjoy it!"
>You raise an eyebrow at Silver Spoon
"You aren't big enough to make me."
>Silver Spoon gets pissed
 
>She stomps towards you
"You do what I tell you to do!"
>You scoff
"As I said, you aren't BIG ENOUGH to make me do anything, little filly."
>She screams
"But I am big enough to do this!"
>She turns around and bucks you in the nuts
>You bend down, clutching your balls
"You... you bitch!"
>She and Diamond Tiara laugh
>You get even more pissed
>You are so enraged you reach into your pocket and point the shrink ray at Silver Spoon
>She gasps as you fire, and her whole body glows
>After a few seconds, her glasses clatter to the floor as her body shrinks down to a tiny size
>Diamond Tiara's mouth is wide open in shock, Silver Spoon is screaming
>You reach down and pick her up
 
>You hold the tiny Silver Spoon in your hand
>You know you can't *really* hurt her, else you would obviously get in huge trouble, but you can make her fucking suffer
>You put her down on the table and press down on her with your thumb, her tiny screams are like music to your ears
>Then you put her in one of the tiny tea-cups, and watch as she helplessly tries to climb out with her tiny hooves
>She cannot get out, she starts to cry a little
>You pick her up one last time
>Time to teach this bitch a lesson
>You raise her up to your face
>You open your mouth, your hot breath and sharp canines making her quiver
>You then pop her in your mouth, you can feel her little body squirming inside of it
>Diamond Tiara is so shocked, it's actually hilarious
>You shift your tongue around, knocking her around in your mouth, even up and down and you can feel her fall up and down and coughing
>You have to resist the urge to chew
>She tries to wrestle your tongue, but she cannot escape the cage of your teeth
>You make sure to keep sucking air into your mouth so she can breath, but it must be unbearably hot in there
 
>You have had enough fun, it's time to really scar her for life
>You stand up tall, tilt your head back, and swallow
>Diamond Tiara is just dead quiet
>You decide to fuck with her too, you open your mouth and go "AAAAHHHH", showing her you've swallowed her friend
>She screams
>She knew you were a meat-eater, most ponies did, but not like this
>You smile and sit down, shifting to get comfortable
>The horribly satisfying feeling of the tiny filly sliding down your esophagus is tickling you from the inside
>You sit up and shake yourself, you'd had your fun, now you got to do what you got to do
>You tilt your head back, lift up your middle finger after first flashing it at Diamond Tiara
>And then you stuff it down your throat
>You lungh forward and puke all over the tea-table and the cloth, with the tiny Diamond Tiara floating around and bumping into chunks of whatever you ate today, coughing
>You wipe some vomit off your chin and bring out your shrink-ray again
>You turn it to the reverse setting and bring her back to normal size
>She starts crying, obviously
"Now both of you, clean this up before Filthy Rich gets home."
>They both stare at you
"CLEAN IT UP!"
>They rush and hurry up, you go downstairs and chill out on the couch
>In a few hours, Filthy Rich gets home and pays you
>He asks how they were
"Well behaved."
>Filthy Rich is surprised, and thanks you before you leave
>You hear down the grapevine that Diamond Tiara had nightmares about getting eaten by monsters for like months afterward
>Feels good man, feels good
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The end.
