Title:           (Clop) Plastic Pony Parts (Part 1)
Author:          Pony_Azathoth
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/bgQewC9N
First Edit:      Thursday 10th of May 2012 08:39:22 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 10th of May 2012 08:39:22 PM CDT

>Anon goes about his daily business
>He lives on Earth, 2012
>World's going to end in a few months or whatever
>Until then; time for pone
 
>Anonymous gets off his 9 to 5 job
>Drives home in his shitty car
>Well, technically it's an apartment, but he can live with that.
>Gets home
>Computer time
 
>He gets online
>Checks some MLP websites
>Maybe some youtube; vidya games; etc.
>Soon, it's night time
>In a few hours, he'll need to go to sleep
>But in the meantime, theres one thing he wants to do
 
>He looks outside his bed-room door to make sure nobody else is in the house
>Well of course nobody is in the house, dumbass. You live alone.
>Anyway, He closes his bedroom door and double checks the window shutters
>They're closed, of course
>He had to make sure
 
>He goes into his favorite porn website
>Furry porn. Furry porn everywhere.
>Soon, he comes across a new Fluttershy picture he had never seen before
>Oh jesus christ, yes
>He unzipped his pants
>Time to clop
 
>He just manages to grab some tissues
>Suddenly, a knock at the door
>oh fuck no shit dicks
>He closes his browser
"Coming!"
>It's not like they can hear you through the door you retard.
>He zips up his pants and runs out into the living room
>He looks out the peep-hole
>UPS guy
>At night? What the fuck?
 
>Anon looks over the UPS guy
>Is he going to stab and rape him? He looks legit enough
>Anon grabs the wrench by his door
>He opens the door, but leaves the deadbolt still connected
"Hello?"
"Hello, Mr.Anonymous? You have a delivery."
>Anonymous suddenly froze
>That delivery? Today?
>He ordered that stuff yesterday!
>He gulped and wondered what was going on
>He closed the door, removed the deadbolt and put the wrench away
>He then opened it more
>The delivery guy handed him a clipboard
"Sign here."
>Anon singed quickly
>The delivery guy handed him the box
>Anon looked at it and back at the delivery guy
"Thanks."
"No problem sir, Enjoy."
>The delivery guy winked at Anon and then spun around and walked off
>Anon froze and thought for a second
"Did he have... yellow eyes?"
>He shook the thought from his head, he had to be imagining things.
>He carried the package over to his room and sat down on his bed
>Had it really arrived already?
 
>He ripped open the box
>Inside, he found them
>The fucking pony fleshlights
>He couldn't believe it
 
>He still felt bad for buying them
>But they were such a good deal! And he got all the main 6 in one deal!
>He looked back at his computer
>Well, tonight was a good as any
>He used his history and went back to the fluttershy porn
>He hadn't used on of these before
>He grabbed a handy bottle of lube
>He started to apply it, and was getting hard
>This was going to be fun
 
>He quickly picked out the Fluttershy fleshlight
>He looked at it in his hands
>Am I really going to do this?
>He sniffed it
>It didn't smell like plastic
"Woah, they put artificial smells in these things?"
>He sniffed the others, they all had different smells
>Pinkie's smelled like bubblegum, Rarity's smelled like Vanilla
>He was ok with this
>Going back to his porn, he spread the lips of the Fluttershy toy
>Looking inside, he began to really want to feel this thing around his dick
>He would soon
>He maneuvered the love-toy over his hard cock
>Without a second thought he probed the lips with his dick
>The cock-head poked around the entrance, and he poked the clit for lols
>Enough foreplay, it was time for the real thing.
 
>Meanwhile, In Ponyville
>Fluttershy walked up the path and into her cottage
>She had had a nice spa visit with Rarity, and was now relaxed
>She opened her door and went inside, shutting it
>She treated her small animals to dinner and soon retired to bed
>She stretched and yawned, flapping her wings
>Another happy day, with nothing scary happening or now mean people
>Suddenly, she felt a breeze in a very private place.
 
>She turned around, but nobody was there
>Of course not, the window was open
>She flew over and closed it, sighing contently
>She also realized just how brave she was there
>She felt pretty strong, when she felt something touch her again
"Who's there?!"
>She turned her head to look behind her but there was still nothing
>She felt her lips spread apart
>ALL ON THEIR OWN
>Gasping, she sat down and reached her hooves down to see what the problem was
 
>She suddenly felt something poke her in her private place
>She felt around with her hoof but there was nothing there
"Stop it! I'm warning you!"
>She felt the weird feeling stab around her cunt, as if trying to find its way inside
>She forced her entrance closed, her hooves protected it
>But the weird feeling kept going
"I've got to tell twilight about this!"
>She stood up quickly and ran on all fours
>Suddenly, she felt an intense wave of pleasure as the pressure pressed on her clit
>She fell forward, her front-hooves down on the ground and her rump in the air
>Her wings were popped out, and she looked behind her
>She felt her lips spread again, and then something entered her
"Oh my~"
>The object filled her up
>It kept going and going, and finally stopped just before her cervix
>She felt so totally full, she shivered
>Then, it began to pull out
>She wondered if it was finished as it suddenly thrusted in with great strength
>She cried out, her mouth opening as the strange sensation rocked her fragile body with pleasure
 
>She felt herself get fucked by the mysterious force
>Getting fucked by this thing was very strange though
>It didn't have temperature really, it was just sensation and feeling
>Pressure without structure
>But she was too far gone to really think about that
>It kept going for a little while, but soon stopped
>The presence just kept still, twitching a little, but stayed inside her
 
>Anon stopped fapping for a second
>He didn't want to cum this early, but he almost went over the edge already
"Wow... This thing is amazing."
>This thing felt like a real horse pussy
>Not that he would know what that would feel like
>Way better than hands though
>He surfed for some more Fluttershy porn as he waited
>He let himself get a little less excited and resumed masturbating again
>This time, he was going all the way.
 
>Fluttershy stood up awkwardly, trying to walk with this invisible, intangible thing inside her
>Though it was less like a thing in her, and more like a pressure on all sides of her innards
>She awkwardly strutted for the door
>Her mating instincts wanted her to stay still to let this "male" finish copulating with her
>But getting knocked up by a ghost didn't really appeal to her
 
>Fluttershy nearly fell down the stairs and broke her neck as she felt the thing stir to life again
>It pulled out a little before slamming back in
>It was going much faster now
>She braced herself at the top of the stairs
>Her instincts forced her to bend, giving better access to this thing breeding her hard
>The shape of the thing was foreign to her as well
>It definitively wasn't a horse cock
>She soon felt the thing twitch
 
>Anon grunted and thrusted his hips
>He spewed his load inside the toy
>He felt the warmth and ecstasy
>This felt really, really good
>He just sat back, and once he came to his sense he began to clean out the cum and lube from the thing
>It seemed to wash out very easily, nothing seemed to get trapped in the folds
>Which was good, because he didn't want mold ruining his fuck toys
>He whistled to himself over his bathroom sink, cleaning out the toy and letting warm water wash it out
 
>Fluttershy gasped as she felt the warm seed spill inside her
>It was shot deep in her
>She couldn't control herself, she felt on the brink of orgasm
>Soon though, she took uneasy steps
>Nothing was really in her though, the seed was there but not really there
>Soon the object was removed and she felt loose, but free
>She breathed easy and ran outside her cottage, wanting to escape this phantom
>As she ran, she suddenly felt the sensation of water running inside her
>It was warm, and the feeling filled her every nook and cranny
>She slowed to a trot and felt her body shiver
 
>Fluttershy couldn't stand the feeling
>It felt too good, too stimulating
>She shivered and gasped as she felt a powerful climax
>She achieved mare-gasm
>Her body pulsed and she felt her marehood convulse
>It sprayed out the ethereal stuff inside her
>She felt it leave her, but only while it touched her
>It was so strange but felt so good
 
>Anon looked down at the toy
>It was full of the warm water
>Suddenly, it seemed to... flex?
>Water burst from it, releasing water and cum and lube out into a spray all over the bathroom and over Anon's bare chest
"FFFFFFFUCK!"
 
>Fluttershy soon arrived at Twilight's tree
>Twilight invited her to sit down
>Fluttershy did so, uncomfortably
>She squirmed in her seat, but she wasn't assertive enough to shut Twilight up and tell her what had happened
"...And of course after sending the letter, Spike ignored what I said and-" Twilight stopped her rambling as she looked at Fluttershy
"Fluttershy, are you ok?"
>Fluttershy shook her head
"What's wrong?"
>Fluttershy shivered as she felt the outer lips of her marehood be brushed off by something soft and absorbing the non-real moisture
>It was then put somewhere to dry and the feelings returned to normal
"Twilight, something just happened to me, and it's going to sound crazy..."
 
>Anon blinked, looking at the mess over the bathroom
"What. The. Fuck."
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>Anon cleaned up the mess in the bathroom
>He was really confused
>Was there a secret device in the fleshlight? Was it going to shred his dick off or something? Or to give him an amazing orgasm?
>He sat at his desk and thumbed his fingers across it
>Soon, he looked over at the open box, and saw Twilight Sparkle's fleshlight on the top
>Fluttershy's was still drying, and he felt too lazy to wheel over to the bathroom
>So he rolled over to the box and took out Twilight's
>He looked at it carefully from the outside, looking for anything that looked like a piece of metal or something
>He didn't find anything
>He then placed two fingers on the lips, on spread them apart
>He peered down inside the purple thing, but it was dark and hard to see anything
>He reached his hands down inside and started to feel around
>Tapping, searching every cranny to find the cause of that vagina-expulsion from before.
 
>Twilight wrote things down on her notepad as Fluttershy spoke
"...It was like being with a Stallion, but not really. It's hard to explain. Gosh this is so embarrassing..."
"Please, Fluttershy. We must be scientific about this, you have to tell me all the details while it's fresh in your mind, we have to find out what happened!"
>Suddenly, Twilight froze
"Oh Celestia no."
"What Twilight? What's wrong?"
>Twilight got up and pranced in place
"My lips are spreading! Just like yo- AHHH!"
>She cried out, feeling some strange, alien phalanges reach down inside of her
 
>They were poking and prodding around
>She looked alarm, frightened, angry, and a little aroused
>She was blushing as she stood firm in place
"Leave me be, I don't want you inside of me!"
>Suddenly, the fingers left
>She smiled
"Oh wow Fluttershy, it seemed to work when I sa- AGGGHH!"
>Suddenly, much bigger mass forcing itself all the way down inside her
>Her front legs gave out, she was now face down ass up
 
>They were poking and prodding around
>She looked alarmed, frightened, angry, and a little aroused
>She was blushing as she stood firm in place
"Leave me be, I don't want you inside of me!"
>Suddenly, the fingers left
>She smiled
"Oh wow Fluttershy, it seemed to work when I sa- AGGGHH!"
>Suddenly, much bigger mass forcing itself all the way down inside her
>Her front legs gave out, she was now face down ass up
 
>Anon felt around with his other hand
>He had pulled out his first hand and let the other hand slide all the way down
>He still didn't feel an apparatus
>Maybe he was just over-thinking things, the water was probably just a backflow out of the horse poon?
>Probably just some weird way it filled with all the weird spaces and bumps inside of it
>He shrugged and drew out his fingers, before chucking the toy across the room and into the open box
"Score!" He said, holding his hands up in victory
>He looked at the clock
>It was 9
>He would need to go to bed eventually here, but not right now
>He was done fapping for tonight, but he was still weirded out by all of this
>Maybe he should check out what some of the other costumers are saying about the fleshlights?
 
>Twilight stood up slowly and shakily after the force left her
>She wasn't sure what to think
>It hadn't filled her up like Fluttershy
>In a rare moment of irrationality, she was actually a bit jealous of Fluttershy
>Did it consider the yellow mare a better mate then she?
>But she dismissed that notion quickly
>Better to remain analytical about this.
>She got her notepad, thanked Fluttershy, and began scouring her books for some information
>The whole time, she regarded her posterior with the utmost care
>This was an experimental apparatus now, she couldn't afford to damage it.
 
>Anon hesitantly typed in the name of the site where he had bought the fleshlights.
>He felt a little odd, like a criminal visiting the scene of the crime
>But he finally got up the nerve, he wanted to know.
>He certainly wasn't going to buy any more, they only had these 6 on sale
>At least, last time he checked
>How many others got this stuff? Who knows.
>Regardless, he clicked in his address bar and cleared it
>And so, finally, he typed in the web address.
http://bad-dragon.com/
 
>He ignored the big dog dick dildo on the front page and quickly navigated over to the vagina section.
>He saw the offer he had gotten
>Weird, the combo back of buying all the main 6 wasn't there anymore
>How many of those did they offer? The window must have been very small and they must have sold out fast
>Anyway, he looked around and saw a small text box
>It said something about entering in a promo code to access faithful customer offers and deals
>He blinked, and then looked at the box
>He dug through the pile of colorful horse candy-vag and felt around the bottom
>He found a small slip of plastic
>It had a long code written on it
>He went over to the computer and slowly copied the code over
>There was no way anyone could guess this. What was on the other side of this web-page?
 
>As soon as he entered the code, he pressed enter
>The website loaded for a second
>Then suddenly, big letters flashed on the screen
"WELCOME TO PONY PORN WORLD"
>what the fuck am I reading
>He looked at the web-page itself and it seemed very professional and high quality
>Then he looked at the products and was blown away
 
>Fucking package deals. Package deals everywhere.
>They had more than just Fleshlights too
>They had these horse-anus things too
>They were a little gross, but not too gross
>They also had horse-dick dildos too
>Even had pony mouth fleshlights? Shit man
>They've thought of everything
>Anon, for the lols, read through some of the packages to be purchased
'Experience Mare pack - Featuring Granny Apple; Town-Leader Mare and Ms.Pastry'
'For those who want ponies with more "experience".'
>what the fuck am I reading
'Cutsey Mark Questors pack - Featuring Little Apple; Sweet Bell; and Chicken-Pony.'
'Maybe their special talent is pleasuring you? Can buy matching pony buttholes'
>WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING
 
>There were literally like 100 of these
>All of them with multiple characters, add on features, etc
>All of them were also really cheap
>He was tempted to buy a few of them, but refrained
>He didn't have the money to spend right now
>As he got deeper into the website, He also saw some package deals that included a whole artificial pony behind
>It was a well-shaped plastic rear, with vag and sweet marshmallow butthole all with it
>It actually looked very intriguing
>He also saw one from a bunch of the male characters too
>He saw a three pack of gray butts with tails, based on the diamond dogs and laughed his ass off
>He also saw one with spike, which was a little creepy
>This whole website made his sides fly far, far away
>He began to get less mortified and scared and more hilarious and appreciative
>Whoever did this must be really big fans of the show
>He looked over another deal, and thought it was interesting too
'God of Chaos Pack - Even he has needs.'
>Que Discord dick and butthole
>But there was also a vagina too
'Sometimes, the god of chaos likes to get in touch with his feminine side.'
>My sides are somewhere in deep space right now
 
>Soon, he looked over at the clock and saw it was almost 2 in the morning
"Fuck."
>Anon turned off his computer and went to bed after bookmarking that site
>He also hid the slip of paper with the code in his desk
>He also hid the fleshlights under his bed
>He just smiled and went to bed, thanking the whole world for this wondrous gift of the Internet.
>But a certain Purple Pony didn't sleep
>Something was afoot, and she would find out what it was...
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End Part 1
