Title:           (Clop) Plastic Pony Parts (Part 9)
Author:          Pony_Azathoth
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First Edit:      Tuesday 29th of May 2012 06:17:02 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 29th of May 2012 06:17:02 PM CDT

>Anon awoke to a gentle light from the window
>He ate breakfast before getting dressed and stuff
>He stepped outside cautiously
>He noticed his door, still fucked up, and also noticed the sunlight
>The sun was shining on him perfectly, in a way that was warm but not hot
>It seemed to follow him to the car
>He also noticed a lack of bright reflections in his eyes and the metal on other people's cars didn't seem like it was blinding him today
>Was the Princess rewarding him? Or was it coincidence
>Anon drove to work, still feeling the excitement from yesterday
>He licked his lips, and tasted a hint of Royal Vanilla
>Pony Marshmallow butthole lingers, apparently
>He arrived and parked, before walking inside
>He sighed, ready for the drudgery of the day
>But once he saw the other employees, he knew something was up
 
>They were all looking at him funny
>Why can't I hold all this spaghetti
>NOPE the fuck away to the employee room
>Ready for shift
>Day goes by without further incident UNTIL
>Chuck walks up to Anon, with a raised eyebrow
>No
>No not chuck
>I fucking hate you chuck
 
"Hey, uh, Anon."
"Yes... Chuck."
"I heard you, uh, had some problem with your door."
>Anon hears snickering from around the corner
>Are you fucking kidding me?
"Yeah, somebody vandalized it."
>Anon lied without skipping a beat
>Though it wasn't really a lie, technically somebody DID vandalize it.
>Though that person was a Princess pony
>With a tasty bunghole
"Oh? I didn't know... Who did?"
>Chuck seemed genuinely curious
>As if Anon is supposed to fucking know
"I don't know."
"Oh, I thought you would."
 
>Nigga what the fuck?
>I fucking hate you Chuck
>Chuck fucks off
>Anon usually says "Fuck" because it rhymes with "Chuck"
>But enough of that
 
>Anon drives his car home, hoping to get back to some sweet, sweet computer gaymes and pone buttz
>In the meantime though, he stopped at a McDonalds
>Parked, went inside
>He regretted this decision almost instantly
>Fat people, fat people everywhere
>He ignored them as they plowed into their huge meals and shit
>Whatever.
 
>In Ponyville, something was brewing
>There was a meeting of the Mane 6 again
>But this time, it was called by a different pony.
 
>Fluttershy look around at the 5 other p0nies she had called to her cottage
>She blushed a little, a bit shy as she announced her plan
"Twilight, can you open up a portal to the Spirit's world?"
"Yes I can, Fluttershy. But it will be really small, I don't see the purpose of it.."
>Twilight beamed her magic at a point and the light grew and grew
>Soon, there was a tiny speck of dust that looked purple, with purple light all around it
>Pinkie and Applejack both brought forward the items Fluttershy had asked them to bring
>Pinkie Pie had some special spices stolen from the Cake's pantry
>Applejack's was a far more disgusting package, at least to a pony
>She brought out a small bag with a hunk of meat inside, fresh from a cow that had recently passed away naturally
>All the p0nies recoiled in disgust when they saw it
"Ewww! Why do Rainbow Dash and I even have to be here if we're really going to cook... that!"
"Rainbow Dash's wings will be important to fan the smoke and smell towards the portal, and Rarity I need your attention to detail to put on the spice at just the right time."
>Rarity grumbled but went along with it
>It was all part of the plan
 
"So Fluttershy, you really think that this cooking meat plan will scare the creature away from us?"
"Well, obviously. There is no more disgusting smell then cooking meat, so we could scare it away with the gross smell and it will leave us alone!"
"I don't know about this Fluttershy. What if the spirit likes meat?"
"Well, I actually thought of that, and if the spirit is a monkey like Pinkie Pie said before, then it probably lives with a tribe. If it lives with a tribe that likes meat, maybe they will attack the spirit!"
"That's... rather brutal."
"I know... But worth a shot right?"
>Twilight nodded and the fire was started
>They cooked inside Fluttershy's cottage, so that the smell wouldn't attract any forest animals and Fluttershy's animals wouldn't get scared or disgusted.
>Of course, it would make everything inside here smell much worse
>The fire was started and the meat began to rotate on the spit, the smell was already almost too much for the herbivores
>But they kept going
"Rainbow Dash! Flap your wings towards the portal, we need to get the scent into the Spirit's world!"
>She nodded, and began to flap her wings
 
>Anonymous looked over the menu
>He decided on a chicken sandwich combo
>He paid and waited, filling up his drink cup with some coke and waiting
>He began to smell the strong smell of burning meat
>Actually smelled pretty good
>Too good for Mickie D's
>He also realized it was coming from him
>Or at least it seemed to linger around him
>Was he sweating beef? What the fuck?
"Order 56!"
>There was his order
 
"Rarity, is the meat ready?"
>Rarity looked at the meat with a very un-lady-like expression, her face totally wrinkled in disgust
"Ewww..."
"Rarity!"
"Yes! It's ready! Put the spice on!"
>Pinkie got a gas mask from somewhere
>She was holding the spice container with some long tongs
>Typical Pinkie
>She readied to spice this bitch
 
>Pinkie hoisted and slowly turned the container until it was horizontal
>She readied to shake it
"And for a dash of flavor! BAM!"
>She shook the tongs and a tiny amount of red spice fell onto the meat
>There was a simmering sound, and a wave of the smell hit the ponies
>They all gagged and ran out of the cottage, no longer caring about the experiment
>To Veggie eaters, that was probably the nastiest smell ever
>To Carnivores though, the smell was divine
>Slowly, the stench weaved through the portal
 
>Anon grabbed his tray of food and walked over to the only unoccupied table
>The rest of the tables had fat adults with fat children
>Absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>He sat down and picked up a fry
>Before he popped it in his mouth though, he was suddenly hit with a most amazing aroma
>His mouth watered instantly
>He then noticed that other people around the "restaurant" were sniffing around
>They smelled it too
"Mommy! I want to eat that!"
"Me two!"
"Me three!"
>The little kids got up
>Oh jesus christ
 
>The miniature whale migration managed to find their way over to Anon
>They all looked up at him
>He smiled a bit, and opened up his chicken sandwich with a huge shit-eating grin
>Maybe they were too stupid to notice that this was a chicken sandwich and not a burger?
>He took a big bite and chewed it, mouth open, to them, just to be a dick at these little fuckers
>One of them started crying
>An obese parent complained
"Oh fuck off! Control your ugly children!"
>He didn't know why he felt like such a dick today, but he did
>The parents were starting to get mad
>He was enraging the troop of elephants!
>The little childern actually started to get closer and punch and kick Anon
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
"DON'T SWEAR AROUND MY KIDS YOU EVIL MAN!"
>Some of the male hamplanets wanted to fight him and squeezed out of the plastic booths
>Maybe it was time to go
>Anonymous grabbed his tray and slide everything onto the crowd of kids next to him
>They screamed and cried out and a fight began over the spare fries that fell on the floor
>LOL
 
>Anonymous stood up and stepped over the table to the other side and hopped out
>He saw the blobs of fat begin to shuffle up and towards him
>It's like dawn of the dead
>Except with zombies who used to be fast
>USED TO
 
>He ran for the exit, but it was blocked by two obnoxiously large men
>He went for the other but around four fatties guarded the pass
>He decided to go to the fatty's natural hunting ground; the playplace.
>He ran through the glass doors
>What he didn't expect was to hear the thundering sound of a dozen tiny feet behind him
>YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HORDE
 
>He sprung up into the plastic jungle
>He was much faster than the little kids, they were panting as they tried to ascend those plastic triangle platform things
>They had much more energy then their parents, that was for sure
>They chased him through the plastic tunnel
>He looked to be home free
>Suddenly, he saw a kid at the other end of the tunnel
>It was an enormous Asian child
>It charged, slamming its gorilla-like fists of fat as it came towards him
>The rest were behind him, he was trapped
>He swore he heard the L4D tank music playing in his head
>Anonymous crawled forward himself, and managed to climb over the enormous child
>His knee fell on the back of the head of the kid, smashing his gnashing teeth down into the plastic
>he heard the blob of flesh make a horrid sound
>He now knew what the creature used to make spam sounded like when it died.
 
>Anonymous quickly climbed to the slide and fell into the ball pit
>He emerged from it feeling powerful, as a million plastic balls flew off him
>One fat child had not entered the labyrinth and was standing guard outside
>It began to roll towards out hero
>Anon grabbed a ball and shoved it in the kid's mouth, who was literally about to bite Anonymous
>Anonymous jumped from the pit and made for the door
>A landwhale of epic proportions stood in his way
>FINAL BOSS ACTIVATED
 
>Anonymous looked back and saw the child with the ball in its mouth crying
"YOU MADE MY BABY CRY YOU CHILD MOLESTER I WILL THROW YOU IN JAIL FOREVER I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC"
>the whale was making its whale-song
>Anon tried to get to the door, but the fatty slapped him with a gelatinous hand
>The impact really didn't do anything
>But this thing had the fucking gall to hit him
>Anon balled a fist and fucking slammed it into the fat thing's gut
>It's not like he would miss
>As his fist parted the adipose sea, he swore he felt it wrap around his hand
>It didn't actually happen, but if it did he'd probably shit himself
>The fatty dropped and he ran outside, before flying towards his car
>he got right the fuck out of there before any of the fats could get a picture of his car's license plates and such
>As he drove off, he began to laugh his ass off
>He smelt the meaty smell go away, finally
>Today was a good fucking day
 
>Meanwhile in Ponyville
>Twilight and the gang were all scrubbing the fuck out of Fluttershy's floor
>All were wearing gas-masks
>The stench still corrupted this innocent p0ny home
 
>As the little p0nies scrubbed and scrubbed, the smell slowly faded
>They took off their masks, and they still wrinkled their noses at the hint of the smell
>Fluttershy gave a little sneeze
>Twilight glared at her
>Fluttershy gave a cute blush
"Sorry."
>Twilight just shook her head
"Whatever. It's your house."
>Fluttershy suddenly seemed to realize this.
"Rarity! Can I come stay at your place for a few days?"
"NO!"
"Applejack! Can I come stay with you for a few days!? I'll wash the barn and paint the apples and- uhh- I meant..."
>As they walked out of the cottage
>A small bunny stood in the smokey room
>Nibbling a carrot
>He just gave a stare of disappointment.
>That p0ny ain't right.
 
>Anon smiled in victory over the forces of diabetes
>He was locked in mortal combat with shamu, and he won
>He drove home in triumph.
>Once he got home though, he saw something he dreaded
>Something was on his door, a bright flier thing
>He parked and went over to it
>he read the words on it and sighed
*EVICTION NOTICE*
"Fuck."
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>Anonymous slowly made his way back inside his apartment
>He was getting evicted
>Seriously?
>How much of a fucking retard do you have to be...
>He was mad, sure, but also somewhat excited
>He finally got to move out of this dump
>He would have to start moving his shit first thing tomorrow morning.
>He laid on his bed, feeling tired already
>He reached under his bed and grabbed one of the plastic butts
"You've caused me a bit of trouble, you know that?"
>He realized what butt he has grabbed
>It was Luna's butt
"My sweet Princess of the night..." He whispered
>He mindlessly slide his fingers inside the virgin toy
>He felt himself get a little hard
>He would pop a nut and then get a good night's rest, he thought
 
>Luna flew off to her tower, the sun was going down
>She had spoke to her sister, they usually talked and spent time together in the early morning/dusk
>That was the only time they could talk
>She was ready to send up the moon for another fine night
>She stood upon the platform and allowed the powerful magic to flow through her
>Her horn began to glow, and the moon slowly rose over the horizon
>Suddenly, she felt something invade her privates, and she gasped, losing her concentration
>The moon seemed to slip down the sky a bit
>She grunted and pushed the moon back into the sky once again, until she was sure it was safe up there
>She growled at the Spirit's intrusion
>But than again, she admired its audacity
>She stomped into her royal chamber past her two loyal nightmares.
"Leave me be tonight. Do not enter, even if you hear strange noises."
>They nodded and trotted off to leave their princess alone
>Luna closed the doors to her room, and awkwardly walked over to her bed
>The alien phalanges still inside her, she laid on the bed
>She bent over, allowing the spirit to do what he would
>She actually wanted this
 
>Princess Luna wasn't an animal, she was a princess
>But, she still had those animal needs
>She was still pent up after the 1000 years of loneliness
>After hearing of the spirit, she had hoped it would molest her as it had done to her sister
>She licked her lips as she felt the spirit move, she decided to change this situation for herself
>She could sense the spirit moving, and she waited before flipping onto her back and using her hind legs
>She pulled her hind legs in, and she felt a ghostly presence collect between her legs
>She smiled, she was going to enjoy this
 
>Anonymous almost screamed as his face was pulled near the toy vagina
>It had flipped over all on its own!
>And now it was trying to get him to eat it out
>Was Luna a dominant toy or something?
>He tried to break free but some force was pulling him back
>He reached forward and grabbed the toy's flanks
>He suddenly got an idea
>He took a finger and traced the word "What" on her flank
 
>Luna, still laying down with her legs wrapped around an invisible head, felt the word being drawn on her flank
>She thought for a moment, and then channeled her magic
>Using both her superior alicorn magic and the magic of the night, she managed to extend her voice through the plastic pone vagina
 
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT, SPIRIT?"
>The voice spewing from the plastic vagina was deafening
>Anon went wide eyed, everyone in the whole fucking condominium would be able to hear that
>He quickly scrawled "Stop" on the Luna toy's flank
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN STOP? YOU WILL PLEASURE US SPIRIT!"
>oh god please no
>Anonymous had to find a way to stop it before it said something even worse
 
>Anonymous tried to desperately shut up the talking cunt as it spoke again
"WE HAD HEARD HOW THOUST HAD PLEASURED OUR SISTER, AND WAS HOPING YOU COULD DO THE SAME FOR US. WE WOULD HOWEVER PREFER TO STICK TO THE MAREHOOD INSTEAD OF THE ROYAL ANUS, BUT OF COURSE THAT ALL DEPENDS ON-"
>Anonymous leaned forward and buried his face in the plastic toy vagina
>he was not letting this thing talk any more
>He stuck his tongue inside and wiggled it around, cutting the voice off early
>He gripped the toy flank as he used his mouth and pleasured the hole
>Fucking Princess Ponies
 
>Anonymous kept his lips, tongue, and mouth moving
>He hoped this would shut this bitch up
>He would use this as an example to tell a joke about women
>But he didn't know anything about...
>Well you know
 
>Luna laid back with a contented sigh
>The Spirit was pretty handy with that tongue
>Or, whatever it was
>It felt like a tongue at least
>Though it had been a long, long time since she had felt a tongue inside her
>At any rate
>She was getting ready for an all-night rutting
>She just hoped this spirit was up to it
 
>After a few minutes of the oral play, Anonymous felt the toy move
>It shifted and seemed to like jump onto him
>it pushed him down to the floor
>And the backside was now close to his genitals
>it stopped moving then, and suddenly began to speak again
"WE WISH FOR ROYAL COITUS. DO NOT DISAPPOINT US. I HOPE WHATEVER PHALLUS YOU POSSES IT HORSE-LIKE IN SIZE, OR ANYTHING WITH WHICH TO PLEASE AN AVERAGE MARE, AS WE-"
>Anonymous shut it up this time by sticking his dick in
>He crammed his wiener down inside the plastic folds, and he felt them shift around it invitingly
>If the thing wasn't so loud this would probably be his favorite sex toy
>Dat dark blue
>Dat dominating nature
>He bounced the plastic toy up and down off his dick
>He wanted to get this over with quickly, but he had a feeling the toy had other plans
 
>Anonymous slammed his dick up and down inside the Luna toy
>He flexed his hips, and he swore he felt the toy come down a bit harder then gravity would allow
>Then again, that wouldn't be surprising, as the toys had fucking floated and shot sun-lasers before
>At any rate, he prepared to blow his load inside the toy, and his dick twitched
>Suddenly, the toy wiggled off of him and disengaged
"SPIRIT, WE DESIRE FOR OUR MATING TO BE LONGER THAN THAT. WE-"
>He stuck his fingers inside the toy to shut it up
"DO YOU DARE TRY TO SILENCE US?"
>The voice was coming from somewhere else
>Under the bed
>It was the Luna mouth
>He forgot about that
>He grabbed it and stuck his fingers in it
>Then the butthole started talking and he just said screw it
>He was playing fucking twister with these holes
>He stuck his dick inside the Luna toy and banged it for all his worth
>He came very quickly, shooting his spunk deep within
>He laid down on the ground, spent
>He saw a dark shape loom over him
>He wasn't really paying attention, but after a moment, he realized what it was
>It was the pony butt and mouth floating near each other, with a sort of solid shadow joining them
>It looked almost like Luna, made from the night itself!
>It jumped atop him, and began to straddle his length
>It spoke again, but this time softer
"Please, Spirit, don't ruin this night for us... for me. I haven't had any for... for a long time."
>Anonymous sighed, he would pleasure this shadow horse!
 
>Anonymous stood up and closer examined this marvel
>It was made out of darkness, with the toys being very set in location while the rest of the body twisted and scrunched up a bit over time
>The thing seemed to look up at him with dark eyes
>Well, no eyes actually
>Just shallow depressions where the eyes would be
>He couldn't help but be turned on by this thing
>It was like he had a REAL p0ny to fuck in his house
>...oh god
>He had become a horse-fucker for real now, hasn't he?
>Maybe this thing is some sort of plastic succubus from hell designed to rip out Anon's soul
>Had anon struck a deal with a demon for ordering these fucking things?
>Was he just fucking crazy?
 
>The implication of just what he had before him seemed to finally set in
>And he was slightly horrified that the first thing he thought of was "how great it would be to put my penis inside it"
>Well.
>There was no going back now.
 
>The shadow horse, now fully formed, approached Anonymous
>It got up on its hind legs and placed its forelegs on Anonymous's chest
>It moved its plastic mouth up near his mouth
>It whispered
"...This will be our night. Mine and yours."
>Anonymous nodded
>The spirit reached down a shadowy-hoof and gently rubbed Anon's member with it
>He got an e-rock-tion almost instantly
"Lets do it."
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End Part 9
