Title:           (Gay Clop) Ass Conqueror (Part 2 - Fancy Pants)
Author:          Pony_Azathoth
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First Edit:      Monday 3rd of September 2012 02:35:09 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 3rd of September 2012 02:35:09 AM CDT

>Be a gay faggot in Equestria
>Last time, you conquered Hoity's Toity's choice ass.
>It was pretty cool
 
>After getting chased around by Rarity for a little while, and explaining to her you were just kidding about a stain, you get to cleaning up your mess you made
>But you talk to Rarity some more after and she thanks you, you were a great help to her and she really appreciates you yadda yadda
>You thank her and stuff
>She then tells you that because of the new developments, she is going to be taking a trip to Canterlot to show some of her wares off to the high-brow people there
>She asked you to tag along
>Though you won't have much to do there
>you agree
 
>As you take a train ride up to canterlot you talk to Rarity and she tells you she'll introduce you to some important p0nies up there that are big in the fashion world
>One of them is a stallion named "Fancy Pants"
>For whatever reason, you are intrigued by him.
 
>You and Rarity soon exit your train and get to your hotel, unpacking
>You both sleep in the same room, but it's not like Rarity is suspicious or anything
>She knows you, and she knows why she has nothing to fear to sleep in the same bedroom as you.
>You even have a pillow fight once, which was fun.
>You then gossip with Rarity a little, and you fall asleep that night thinking about this "Fancy Pants" character
 
>You get up the next morning and you help Rarity pack her things up and move around her dresses and materials
>You bring them to the show she was at
>You're not a model, for more then one obvious reason, so you sit in the back room
>You help the models get in and out of costume
>It's fast paced work, but Rarity is going to pay you extra for everything, so it makes it more worth it
>Even the models trust you, so you get to see their bare butts and stuff
>Though you can see any p0ny's bare butt just about any time, it's still a nice perk
>As the show continues, you sit down and have a drink of water
>Just then, a rather Fancy stallion comes backstage
 
>You first ask him why he is here, and he simply states that he wants to see who is working with the host and models
>That's rather nice of him, you comment
>He's actually a pretty chill guy
>You frown noticeably when he brings some dumb slut backstage, some skinny pink bitch
>Why do sluts always take the hot guys?
>Fucking mares.
 
>Fancy Pants and you were hitting it off really well, and after talking with you and the models he slips you a note
>It's a fancy invitation to a bachelor party!
>Your worst fears are confirmed when you realize he is going to get married to that fucking hoe pony
>You shed a single rainbow tear in respect
 
>You see that the party is the night before you all leave, which is perfect.
>You ask Rarity, and she gives you the night off
>Now, you can score
>Well, you're not sure
>He may only like the vagoo
>You never know
>Anyway, you do your job for a couple of days until the time for Fancy's bachelor party
>You make your way to the place, and you come inside
>You see a bouncer outside, he lets you in when he sees you, you don't even have to show him the card
>Obviously, they could tell the difference between a giant ape and tiny colorful horses; it's not hard to spot the ape in all that
>Anyway, you enter inside and think about Fancy, and then you realize something
>Once inside, you see tons of mares dancing on stripper poles
>Many have on g-strings and thongs and stuff, shaking their booties around
>Well, you don't expect any better of straight people
>Soon enough, you find Fancy talking to some overly dressed stallion, not even paying attention to the festivities
>You wave and Fancy waves back, he seems happy to see you
>You can't get close enough to talk to him, so you have to wait around
>In the meantime, you walk around until you find the most masculine looking dancer and imagine she has a penis flopping around in that thong
>But it only gets you so far, so instead you go straight to drinking alcohol.
 
>Finally, the entertainment leaves leaving a bunch of stripper poles around
>You try to imagine males on them, swaying their goods in the cool room's air, but alas it is no use
>You look around at the room's guests and try to find any hot guys you can take behind the back and pound until they are a dirty smelly stain on the wall, but they are all too posh and fancy for that sort of thing
>Straightpeople.jpg
>You find yourself laying down, and you even accidentally fall asleep
>You wake up to feel a light tap
"Uhhh... Wake up?"
>You groggily open your eyes, you see nobody is around except for you and Fancy Pants, who woke you up
>You quickly sit up and apologize
>He laughs, which sounds really, really good to you
"It's alright, Anonymous. The party somewhat "bombed" anyway."
>The way he said 'bombed' implied he didn't know how it was used as a word
>This guy was using his 'hip and cool slang' on a youngster like you
>You found that pretty hilarious
"What's wrong Fancy," you begin, still feeling a little tipsy
"You didn't like seeing all them mares dancing around?"
>Fancy shakes his head, which catches your attention
"No, they were good. But I just didn't find them... exotic enough."
>What do we have here?
 
>You give a sly smile, maybe you might be able to get into his pants yet
>But you got to be smooth
"Well, Fancy, I'm sorry to hear that."
>He nods, looking at you, then looking towards a stripper pole, and then back to you
>You wonder if he is thinking what you are thinking
"You know Fancy, it may just be us two, but maybe I can spice up the entertainment a bit."
>Fancy raises an eyebrow, but smiles
"I'd like that."
>You guide Fancy over to a chair and he sits
>The chair is right in front of a stripper pole, and you hop up to the pole
"Ready, Fancy?"
>Fancy smiles and gets comfortable, his eyes on you
>You know how to get straight males into this sort of thing, you just gotta act like a girl
>You grip the pole, walking around it slowly and do a little spin
>You decide that you should probably be stripping, so you start with your outer shirt
>Your undershirt is still on, your bare chest is tantalizingly close for Fancy to stare at
>But you have to tease
>You've always got to tease
 
>You strip off your shoes and socks next
>Then your shirt, revealing your bare chest
>Fancy is starting to pay more attention, you think he may be just a little bi-curious
>You soon shift off your pants and are now just in underwear
>You stop there and hop down towards him
>You decide you should give him a lap dance, and maybe a happy ending with it
>You see his length is just a little bit pronounced, so you think he is enjoying the show
>You touch his thighs and smile at him, giving him the old bedroom eyes
"Alright, ready for your lap dance?"
>Fancy nods, his smile growing
>Straights never turn down a lapdance, even from a dude
>You turn around and start wiggling your booty
>You haven't had much practice with the art of lap dancing, but you're pretty sure he wasn't too educated on the manner either
>You soon sit down on his crotch and start to rub up and down, his member soon becoming fully erect and you keep going
>You'll get his cum all over your underwear, but you brought an extra pair
>Gay people always bring an extra pair
 
>As you bring Fancy closer and closer to his climax, you can hear him panting and shifting a little
>You're going to enjoy this almost as much as he does
>But soon, you feel his hooves on your shoulders that gently push you away
"Stop! Stop!"
>You jump up and turn around to Fancy, looking down at him
>Your eyes first dart to his fully erect stallion hood
>He looks up at you and has a strange look on his face, and he is also blushing terribly
>There is an awkward silence, so you speak first
"...What's wrong, Fancy?"
>Fancy looks up at you and smiles nervously
"Nothing! Your performance was great! I just.. I can get this sort of thing from my wife. You know?"
>You feel a little insulted, but you nod
"It's just that, this is my last real night as a free stallion. I want to do something I've never done before, something I can't get with Fleur."
>You think you know where he is going with this, so you drop to one knee and place a hand around his stallionhood very gently
"Fancy, do you want to fuck me?"
>He blushes up terribly, making you grin
>He looks down at you and smiles
"Th-Thanks for the offer Anon, but that's not what I had in mind. I mean, I can do that with my wife, you know? I want something I can only do with another stallion... you know?"
>You gain a wicked grin
>Your boner activates by itself
"Say no more, Fancy. I'll treat you good."
 
>Fancy spreads his legs a little as you move your hands towards his rear, first gently patting his cheeks and spreading them apart
>This literally could not turn out better for you
>This would be your second ass you conquered.
>And you hope to conquer many, many more.
>But first, you've got to actually do the deed
>Fancy looks nervous, but you open him up a bit by giving him some licks on his shaft, at the same time as you stick a finger in his bum
>He winces, you can tell he's never done this before
>A virgin butt? Yes. Very much yes.
>Your boner swells with anticipation.
>As you finger Fancy deeper, he tenses up
"Relax Fancy. If it hurts, just relax. It's going to hurt a little though, but it will feel wonderful after a while."
>Fancy seems to calm down a bit, but he's still got that edge about him
>Oh well, you were the same your first time
>You're pretty sure everyone was; having a large object stuffed up your bootyhole is pretty scary
>But once you get used to it, or doing it to others, it just becomes one of life's simple pleasures
>You rub Fancy's butt and stick in a second finger, and soon after that a third
>You also grabbed some lube from your pants pocket on stage, you made sure to bring some this time
>After what happened with Hoity, who was an experience veteran on top of that, you wanted to be prepared
>Just in case you got lucky
>Which you seem to do often anyways.
 
>Fancy sighs as you pull your fingers out, the familiar slow sucking motion always makes pulling out take a long time
>You then stand up, and you decide to toy with fancy a bit
>You show off your boner, which was pretty impressive to these ponies, considering how they were like half your size
>Fancy breathes a bit heavier, his eyes going wide at the site
>You are going to make him just a little bit uncomfortable
>You can't help but grin
>You smack some lube on your dick and stroke it, the whole thing getting nice and slippery
>Fancy isn't running away, but he is still a bit nervous
>You give him a devilish grin as your allow your boner to hang free, and you grab both of his legs and gently spread them apart
>Fancy looks up at you with that sort of shell-shocked look most rookies make
>That look also just so happens to get you really horny
>You lift up his hingquarters, his tail flopping down, and presenting his cock and balls and ass all for you on display
>He is blushing, and he swallows nervously
>You're really loving this
>You bend your hips a bit and position your boner, before pressing the head against his tight, virgin pucker
>You hear that familiar sharp-intake of air sound
>You slowly being to penetrate, with your dick sinking in centimeter by centimeter
>He is shivering, and you can feel him clench up around your length
"Relax."
>The way he looked at you was something of a religious realization, and you feel him relax, his fleshy tube now becoming much more inviting
>He was putting complete faith and trust in you, something you found very empowering
 
>You begin to feel him tense up again as you get deeper and deeper inside
>You estimate that in exactly 3.49 seconds, you'll feel the pop and you will be in for real
>You feel the pop at 3.38 seconds
>You forgot how elastic equine anus is; you have to remember to add that in to your calculations next time
>Anyway, your dick is now snuggly inside Fancy's rear
>You pull back a bit, fighting the natural suction, before thrusting back in again slowly
>Fancy's cock jumps, he cries out and his body shivers
>If only he wasn't so interested in that Fleur girl, you could create a monster
>And by monster, you mean a slut who eats cocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
>Oh well, could have should have
>You are a bit proud that you will forever and only be the man inside this fine stallion's asshole
>Unless they get a divorce or something
>Or if he cheats on her with the pool boy
>But you're still the first, which feels good
>You pull back out a bit again and then push back in, this stallion rocking under your moves
>This missionary position feels great, and you get to see all the cute little faces he makes
>You gradually begin to speed up, and you can sense that Fancy is starting to enjoy it more and more
>He seems to actually be meeting back with your thrusts, which is always a good sign
 
>As you get to some real fucking, Fancy's monocle gets knocked off
>That actually makes you feel a bit better about yourself, for whatever reason
>His cute blue hair is getting royally fucked up by the chair, and his moans are starting to get louder
>You move his legs up, sticking them up in the air and fucking him harder
>His face is directly in the way of his cock's estimated spoo zone
>He doesn't complain, and neither will you
>You get to slapping, and you feel him really start to rock as you fuck him
>You start to feel a bit tingling, and you see him shiver too
>You reach up one hand and grasp his stallionhood, while also speeding up your thrusts
>Fancy cries out as you see him cum, his white cum splattering all over his nice coat and face, and this sight sends you over the edge as well
>But you don't want to cum inside of him, you don't want to freak him out
>So you pull out and quickly spread his legs, and you cum right on him, and your cum quickly falls on his, you give a satisfied hiss as you unload on him
 
>Once you come down from your orgasm, you let his back legs down gently, and he just lays there, coated in your combined jizz
>You also seem to notice that his horse jizz seems more watery and less virile then yours, which makes you feel a bit proud and arrogant
>Fancy eventually sits up, and you help him, you even help catch him before he falls over when he tries to walk
"You'll always walk funny a little bit after, especially your first time. Don't worry about it."
>Fancy looks up at you and smiles, he is thankful for all the advice you've given him
>He shudders and shifts himself in place
"Well, I know I'll be walking funny every once in a while now."
>You blink and you are surprised, but you also give him a sly smile
"I hope you let the misses in on your new found love of males, she'll probably ask to watch if she's kinky."
>Fancy, thankfully, laughs.
>If he didn't find that funny, it would be pretty awkward, but he is a pretty nice guy
>And a pretty fuckable one too, but that's just you
"Well, that's not what I had in mind."
>You cross your arms with a knowing smile
"Strapon?"
>Fancy winks at you
"Maybe. Or course, first I have to ask the misses."
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End of Part 2