Title:           Pretend that this is the Earth
Author:          Pocket_Compass
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wiz0Asaq
First Edit:      Monday 9th of November 2015 07:40:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 9th of November 2015 07:40:05 PM CDT

>Ah'm mighty sure the Earth doesn't turn aorund the sun Anon.
 
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You're Anon
 
'Look Applejack'
 
>You lift an apple
 
'Here, pretend - pretend that this is the Earth.'
 
"...Anon, that's an apple"
 
'Oh, I know it's an apple, I know. But let's just pretend for a minute that it's the Earth, alright? We'll just use our imaginations. Now, do you see Winona there?'
 
>You start moving around Winona while holding the apple
 
'Winona is now the sun, and the Earth is moving around her'
 
>You continue spinning but lift the apple even higher, pointing at it
'..but as you are standing in the Earth, you see the sun moving around you. All you need is a change of perpective and: voilá!
 
"Winona is orbiting the Earth?"
 
'The Earth is orbiting the sun. You've gotta work with me, here. Alright? Okay. Now, you might not see it now, but that's just because, well, you're not standing on the sun. '
 
>You crouch put your head right next to Applejack's while holding the apple before the both of you
'You just have to change your point of view.'
 
>Applejack tilts her head
"...But it's an apple"
 
'I KNOW IT'S AN APPLE!!! Don't you think I know an apple when I see an apple?!?! I've spent a LOT OF TIME around apples!
 
"You're weird, but I like you."