Title:           [mlp] RPG Anon (Could become a story)
Author:          Notonefuck
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/gugQWPMX
First Edit:      Monday 3rd of March 2014 09:54:57 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 3rd of March 2014 09:54:57 PM CDT

Anon comes from a world that uses RPG physics and still functions as such in Equestria.
 
>"Anon! You just got MAULED by Timberwolves! You NEED to go to the hospital! Right now, mister!"
"Yeesh, calm down Rarara. I know it looks bad, but my status is clear and I've still got a few HP left. Just lemme find somewhere comfy and I'll sleep it off."
>"... Anon, I'm not going to pretend I know what you mean."
"It's cool. Lemme show ya!"
 
++++++++PAUSED++++++++
 
Anonymous: Level 26 Freelancer
HP [- ] 7
SP [--------------------] 275
XP [-------------------- ] 591
->Equip
->Codex
->Party
->Items
->Logbook
->Load
->Save
->Options
 
"Hot damn! Almost a full bar after half an hour grinding?! I'm going back there tomorrow!"
>"I...I...What am I looking at?"
"A mother fucker who's gunna powerlevel, that's what."
 
 
>"So, Anon? You have a spell that will tell me my 'stats' if I were a native of your world?"
"I sure do, Princess. Ready?"
>"When you are."
{Scan}
 
Celestia: Level 250(!) Arch-Alicorn
HP [--------------------] 23,000
SP [--------------------] 88,000
STR: 1780
INT: 2990
PER: 1991
END: 1660
CHR: 4509
AGL: 1174
LUK: 1000
+30% to all stats while in sunlight
 
"...Oh my fucking god."
>"Is that good, or bad?"
"Princess, please excuse me. I need to go help people and fight monsters for the next... 10 years or so."
>Fucking book it.
>"...What? Was it something I said?"
 
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>With a loud slam, the throne room doors are thrown open.
>In strides you, with the biggest grin and a new set of armor.
>High level armor. The hot merchandise.
>Yeah, dumb name, but whatever.  
"Well well, princess. Guess who just hit level 270? Get up. We're doing this here and now."
>"Anon? I thought you said you'd be gone for 10 years? It's been 3 weeks."
"I sense a no-life joke coming on so I'll stop you right there. Get up. I know you're the optional super boss and I want my 100%."
>"You... want to fight? Anon, I really don't want to. You're too good a friend to do that."
>That trips you up.
"Err, what? So you're NOT some BBEG waiting to cut me down."
>"No Heavens no!"
>Wow. This is awkward.
"Oh..."
>...
"Wanna go do a dungeon crawl? Tons of loot and eldrich demons to slay."
>"...That sounds...fun. Hmm, let me clear my schedule and find my sword. It's been collecting dust for so many years."
>And then OP jolly co-operation and loot was had.