Title: Sleep deprivation yo Author: Nonny7 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/nbzfgdF8 First Edit: Wednesday 27th of May 2015 01:36:03 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 27th of May 2015 01:36:03 PM CDT Maali: Hi Nonny: i've been playing resident evil all night Nonny: fucking Nonny: holy shit my eyes burn now from tiredness Nonny: i finally got the best shotgun, the revolver Nonny: and nearly maxed out my pistol Nonny: i literally have all the weapons, now i just need to upgrade them Nonny: maali i have a problem Nonny: should i sleep Nonny: or keep playing another hour of RE4? Nonny: it's like.. 4 in the morning here Maali: Don't stop Maali: Keep going Maali: It's 8:00 here Maali: But yeaaaah Maali: You should sleep Nonny: maali you're confusing my tired mind Maali: Then you'll be more awake tomorrow to have fun with me Maali: I was kidding at first Nonny: what are we going to do tomorrow? Maali: Try to take over the world Nonny: gee Nonny: that sounds tough Nonny: how are we going to do it? Maali: Well it's simple Maali: Uh... Maali: We first need an army Maali: And a kingdom Maali: Lots of food and water and gold... Nonny: well i have this stockpile of food water and gold all conveniently in my closet Nonny: granted it's just a few loafs of bread, some soda and golden chocolate coins Nonny: i also have a bunch of fruit flies that won't leave my fucking house after accidentally leaving some bananas in my home for too long Nonny: so i guess those could count as our army? Maali: Y-yeah good enough! Maali: Hehe Maali: Now I imagine Maali trying to be a tyrant Nonny: >but maali where's the kingdom? we have everything but the kingdom Nonny: >don't worry, sleep deprivated nonny, i've taken over the land of "nonny's bed" Nonny: >but... isn't that where i sleep? Nonny: >don't worry, i made you the king's personal bed warmer Nonny: i don't know how funny i actually am Nonny: but when i'm super sleepy Nonny: i tend to get more sillier and laugh at my jokes more Maali: >And to live in my Kingdom, you have to pay taxes in petting and cuddling Maali: Yeah me too Nonny: >this is bullshit! i'm going to sleep! Nonny: >TOO BAD! your bed is now my kingdom! Nonny: sleep deprivated nonny is now a new character Maali: Teehehe Maali: So will be Maali the conqueror Nonny: how do you unlock said character? by playing the game for 24 hours straight without turning it off Maali: Hue Maali: You should really sleep Maali: Silly nonny Nonny: >but what is his specials? Nonny: i'm glad you asked tiny voice in my head Nonny: if you press his standard A attack Nonny: he yawns at the enemy Nonny: down A? deeper yawn Nonny: up A will cause him to squeak a little with his yawn Nonny: side A shall cause him to suddenly shout "FFFUUUCK" when he's done yawning for the millionth time Maali: Nonny Maali: Nonny pls Nonny: now here's where it gets tricky Maali: My sides Nonny: his B special is the best part though Nonny: if you press B the controller will magically slip from your hands Nonny: and you'll feel like you have a concussion as if you banged your head against the coffee table Nonny: in fact Nonny: you DID bang your head against the coffee table Nonny: don't forget to grab the smash ball Nonny: because once you do, he will finally use the most amazing move in the game Nonny: he'll pass out and you'll instantly lose the game Nonny: once the game is over Nonny: he'll finally be embraced in the sweet arms of the night mother Nonny: fall blissfully into slumber and dream Nonny: dream of nightmares and the horrers that will come when he is awoken Maali: This is a treasure Maali: Hey nonny Maali: I'm still giving you a blowjob when we meet right? Maali: Maybe more Nonny: how about a sad handjob? Maali: Sad? Why sad? Nonny: have you ever heard of a clown job? Maali: Nope Nonny: that's where like Nonny: two clowns, stand in front of one another Nonny: naked, except for their clown shoes, red nose and their face paint Nonny: all around them Nonny: as far as the eye can see Nonny: confetti Nonny: entire bodies are painted too, white makeup Nonny: nipples and head of their penis painted red Maali: Nonny no Maali: Stop Nonny: they begin to cry Maali: Stop Maali: Stop Maali: Stop Maali: Stop Maali: STOP Maali: Please Maali: No more I get iy Nonny: one begins to extend his hand, the other follows the same way Nonny: they wank each other while crying Nonny: and honking Maali: Nonny Maali: Foxsdbsdjbdfddhjkk Maali: Fucking Maali: 's yt Maali: Xdall Maali: Cxxhssdbkkdgopjwa Nonny: they both discover Nonny: they were the same clown Maali: Nonny I swear to god Maali: *Khazard "8!6/(&'@@Sdh jksa Maali: Please Maali: No more Maali: Nonny you're staining our friendship Nonny: i'm sorry maali Nonny: don't hate me Nonny: *begins to cry* Maali: I don't know what to think anymore Nonny: *like a clown giving a clown job* Maali: Okay that's it Maali: See you tomorrow Nonny: b-but Nonny: *squeaking noises* Nonny: but what about the cumfetti Maali: I'm not Maali: Nonny Maali: Please Maali: Go the Fuck Maali: To sleep